In our rehabilitation center men (young and older) and girls undergo treatment and rehabilitation. , including female alcoholism, a serious problem in our society. Despite the fact that many are confident that they can cope with the problem of alcoholism on their own, overcoming alcohol addiction is not an easy process. And the older a person is, the less motivated he is for treatment, the less chance he has of returning him to normal. sober life. By the time he gets around to treating his addiction, he has already lost everything he could: family, job, car, apartment, health.
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Alcoholism by zodiac sign
12th PLACE - CAPRICORN
Capricorns drink consciously: they understand the years and bouquets, distinguish Irish from Scottish by smell and color, and brut from semi-dry by the pop of the cork. In general, the product is being translated in vain. Because these alcoholic gourmands never, ever get drunk. At all.
11TH PLACE - PISCES
Pisces want to drink, but they don’t know how, because even with a tiny dose of alcohol they are carried into such abysses that in the morning they are ashamed to look their colleagues, mother and the universe in the eyes. The most interesting thing is that, in fact, Pisces never swam out of these abysses; simply, under the influence of the degrees, they were visited by a revelation: “An idea! And where am I?!” ©. Having realized exactly where, Pisces begin to flapping their fins, spawning and shouting “Fuck me against the rocks, sea!” rushing to the last path. In which someone loving catches them and recommends not to drink THAT way again. And Pisces, interestingly, listens. Well, for a while.
10th PLACE - CANCER
Cancers love to drink. Very. Fun and delicious, with a 45-course appetizer, surrounded by close friends and family. But just a little! Those Cancers who drank a little at least once in their lives remember this until the end of their days. Therefore, Cancers fall into one of two extremes: either they drink themselves to hell, because there is nothing left to lose, polymers of this and that; or after yesterday they don’t drink anymore. At all. Never. And secondly, oddly enough, more.
9th PLACE - LEO
Leo is very afraid of drinking too much, accidentally spilling the beans and ruining everything that has been acquired through back-breaking labor: his reputation. Which, as you know, is almost entirely based on the myths and legends that Leo composed about himself. And, since alcohol acts like a truth serum on him, Leo doesn’t drink much. But he lies about his alcoholic exploits just as enthusiastically as about everything else.
8TH PLACE - AQUARIUS
Aquarius is more afraid of alcohol than Buki, spiders and terrorists combined, but he doesn’t show it: without fear or reproach, he pours aquavita into himself and fervently encourages those around him to keep up. Because alcohol is the enemy, and being afraid of enemies is not in the character of Aquarius. That’s why Aquarius shouts “Geronimo!” They dive to the bottom of the bottle, and it seems to those around them that the green serpent is about to destroy this brave man. But no. Aquarians, firstly, almost never get drunk, and secondly, they definitely never get drunk: Aquarius and addiction are incompatible things.
7th PLACE - SCORPIO
Theoretically, Scorpio should have been given honorable first place - for his length of service and record displacement. But in practice this does not make any sense, because a Scorpio alcoholic is an extremely rare phenomenon. The fact is that Scorpio, who gets drunk, turns into a darling, sweetheart and friend of all children: the influence of alcohol solutions on the incomprehensible organism of Scorpio is to completely disable the misanthropy function. Which, as we understand it, is the fundamental basis of the Scorpio personality. But drinking to the point of completely losing this very personality is still too much. Self-love doesn't allow it.
6TH PLACE - VIRGO
The central place in the horoscope is occupied by Virgos - those quiet drunks who “you would never think of!” Well, actually, that’s why they didn’t think that Virgos retain control over themselves until the very end and successfully pretend that it’s nothing, just a little good wine. Although they drink, in fact, for only one purpose: to finally lose this damn self-control, at least for a little while!
5th PLACE - TAURUS
Taurus do not worry at all: they begin a tender relationship with the green serpent in early youth, instantly fall in love for life, and then live with him in love and harmony until withdrawal syndrome will not separate them, alas, forever. Because if Taurus has to go through an epic hangover a couple of times - with basins by the bed, calling an ambulance and thoughts like “I wish I had died yesterday!” - as everybody. All! Taurus will not drink anymore. At all. Because limiting yourself to a couple of beers is the same as ending a date two steps before bed. Unbearable!
4TH PLACE - SAGITTARIUS
They fell just short of the top three. Sagittarius are the happiest drunks in the horoscope: they love alcohol with sincere, devoted love, and it responds to them in the same way. Sagittarians don’t need a reason to drink, because what’s the reason if it’s just fun and tasty? Another thing is that the mighty physical health simply does not allow Sagittarius to get quality sleep, and they can stop this at any time. “But my grandfather stopped drinking at ninety-eight, and nothing happened!” - Grandfather was a Sagittarius, don’t go to a fortune teller.
3rd PLACE - LIBRA
The bronze medal goes to Libra, who drinks not for pleasure, but for benefit. Benefits for their fragile mental health who suffers daily from the imperfections of this world. So every night buying a seductively gurgling ticket to the Inner Unicorn is a mandatory ritual for Libra, and if you deprive them of this opportunity, everything will be Very Bad. But not for long, because Libra will find a way out of the situation. Rumor has it that one guy even learned how to turn water into wine - and we had some doubts about his zodiac sign.
2nd PLACE - ARIES
The silver medal goes to Aries - hereditary alcoholics in the hundredth stellar generation: Aries, who did not get drunk as hell in honor of graduating from the 8th grade, and by graduation from the institute did not earn himself the second stage of alcoholism (which, however, he will suffer, in the sense of enjoying until the end of his days) is not an Aries at all. They probably replaced him in the maternity hospital with some pious Capricorn.
1st PLACE - TWINS
Geminis, as you know, have a bunch of subpersonalities that constantly replace each other. But they go drinking together. Collectively. This is where the legs of the main horror story of our childhood grow: “You can’t drink alone - you’ll get drunk!” This, of course, is not true, and a vile slander - you can drink alone with complete impunity. That's not why Geminis get drunk at all: they just always have it with them. Not only a flask of aquavita, but also a company of excellent drinking buddies. It's nice to have a drink with smart people, you know! And, frankly speaking, it would be a sin not to get drunk in such good company!
Alcohol is a big problem humanity, which, perhaps, will never be resolved. Every person needs a drink from time to time. However, it is worth considering how drunk Zodiac Signs behave and which of their friends and acquaintances, apparently, it is better not to drink with.
Aries
It's better not to drink with Aries. Aries think that alcohol has no effect on people, although in fact this is not the case. If you don’t stop yourself in time, you will find yourself with Aries in another city, in different clothes and with a different worldview, and you won’t remember how it happened.
Taurus
It's not always safe to drink with Taurus, because they like to show off their imaginary sobriety. They are the ones who always break vases, dishes and positive opinions about them. They get drunk quickly and do not always behave decently.
Twins
Geminis can drink, that's for sure. They are safe to start a feast with, but you can see them in one of two ways - either as an affectionate kitten, or as a menacing devil who will tell you everything about you. So you shouldn't drink with Gemini if you're vulnerable.
Cancer
It's nice to drink with Cancers because they open up to the world when they're drunk. They are the most honest people in the world at this point in life. If you are a Cancer and you have secrets, do not approach alcohol under any circumstances.
a lion
Leo is not dangerous - it is quite pleasant to drink with him, but sooner or later a moment comes when it is simply impossible to stop him from telling stories about himself. He starts annoying everyone with his “fresh” stories and will never stop.
Virgo
Virgo is very responsible - you can always drink with her. She will never drink herself into unconsciousness, and in the morning she will put the house in order, reminding all her drinking companions that the outside world still exists. But her early awakening and annoying turning on of lights, gas, water and everything that can be turned on will absolutely not allow you to get enough sleep.
Scales
Libras are good people to drink with. They are not dangerous, very sweet and pleasant, because they refuse to evaluate the world when they drink. Libras love everyone, but in the morning they are perplexed about why they hugged the one they hate.
Scorpion
Never drink yourself into oblivion with a Scorpio! This is dangerous for health, for reputation and for self-esteem. Many representatives of this Sign love to watch how the drunken people around them suffer, and then repeat the same thing sober, returning to reality.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are often the worst teetotalers, so it is safest to drink with them. The only caution is to never argue with a drunk Sagittarius. It is life-threatening and ends unpredictably even for them.
Capricorn
Capricorn does not pose a danger when drinking alcohol, so the main danger can overtake you in the morning. Capricorns remember absolutely everything that happened to them. So be careful what you say and do towards them.
Aquarius
Aquarians are extremely harmless, very pleasant, but as soon as they feel even a small amount of intoxication, they go to sleep. If you want to spend a drunken party in the most boring way, invite only Aquarius to it.
Fish
Pisces + alcohol = danger. Run away from them because their emotions change at the speed of light. Because of their alcohol, they often become internet stars, so don't drink too much with them unless you want to end up in some video with them.
Alcohol affects our mind, changing not only our mood, but also our view of the world. Be careful and know when to stop - then success awaits you, as well as peace of mind for your life and health. If you do get drunk or decide to get seriously drunk, then avoid contact with Aries, Pisces and Scorpios. Good luck and don't forget to press the buttons and
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Sooner or later, each of us becomes acquainted with alcoholic beverages for the first time. For some, the introductory stage is difficult, with unpleasant consequences and disgust, while others quickly find mutual language with strong drinks and from time to time allows himself to relax with their help. Let's take a closer look at people's attitude towards alcohol from an astrological point of view in order to understand which zodiac signs are better off staying away from alcoholic beverages.
Aries
They perceive alcohol as a kind of addition to a fun time with friends. Representatives of this zodiac sign are always happy to support any company, and boldly agree to take part in any alcohol competitions. In addition, they themselves are often the initiators of large-scale drinking bouts. As a rule, people recover from drinking easily and quickly; they rarely become addicted.
Taurus
They are more likely than other zodiac signs to become dependent on alcohol. If in real life These people are quite restrained and reasonable, but under the influence of alcohol they are possessed by a certain fearless character, capable of any of the most desperate and reckless acts. After such active parties, Taurus often feels ashamed in the morning.
Twins
These are ardent lovers of cool parties and big feasts. But this love is more connected not with attachment to alcohol, but with the desire to have fun and interesting time with old and new friends. If Gemini's lifestyle consists of precisely such events, then they have a high probability of developing a habit in the form of abusing strong drinks.
Cancer
People of this sign are usually divided into 2 categories: ardent opponents of strong drinks and those who are also alcoholics. Representatives of the first category consciously approach their choice and understand the consequences of frequent drinking. But the latter drink, quit drinking, assure that they will never drink again, and after a while they take up their old ways again.
a lion
Leos most often have a neutral attitude towards alcohol. Their common sense usually overcomes their desire to support the company. The thing is that for people of the Leo zodiac sign their reputation is extremely important, so they always try to carefully monitor what they drink and in what quantity.
Virgo
Despite their cool heads and sober calculations for everything that happens in their lives, Virgos quickly become hostages of alcohol. Moreover, most often Virgos become drunkards alone and, as a rule, against the backdrop of their insolvency. If Virgos have a personal life and professional field everything is in order, then dependence on alcohol bypasses them.
Scales
Owners of this zodiac sign rarely become drunkards, since, having experienced at least one hangover, they are wary of any alcoholic activities for the rest of their lives. To avoid unpleasant consequences after a feast, Libra always tries to eat more and maintain interesting conversations.
Scorpion
They often become dependent on alcohol, because in a state of intoxication they manage to relax at least a little and stop seeing a threat in everyone and everything that surrounds them. Yes, Scorpios are always suspicious and distrustful. By the way, they themselves often “solder” the interlocutor in order to bring him to clean water and find out what the other one really thinks about them.
Sagittarius
They just love fun companies and noisy parties. And alcohol, as you know, is the main component of such events. If Sagittarius is lonely and not particularly busy with work, constant feasts and alcoholic parties become his way of life. In such a rhythm of life, you can easily reach alcoholism.
Capricorns
Capricorns usually fall into the “rarely but accurately” category of people. They don’t particularly like to while away their evenings with a glass of red semi-sweet or something stronger with slices of ice. But if a grand party is planned, Capricorns should prepare their bodies in advance to take large doses of alcohol. The morning after such gatherings is usually not easy for Capricorns, and they do not mature very quickly for the next such gathering.
Aquarius
Most Aquarians have a rather cold attitude towards alcohol. The fact is that the owners of this zodiac sign love live communication, new acquaintances and emotions too much, and under the influence of alcohol they rarely manage to enjoy pleasant communication to the fullest. This is why there are so many opponents of alcoholic beverages among Aquarius.
Fish
This sign and strong drinks are two inseparable concepts. Good alcohol with a delicious snack in cozy place next to your loved one - this is something that, undoubtedly, should be present in the life of every Pisces. In such an environment they feel comfortable and at ease, and rarely fall into alcohol addiction. But those Pisces whose reality absolutely does not coincide with their ideal picture of the world often become hostages of alcohol. That is why astrologers recommend that Pisces be careful with strong drinks and, if possible, minimize frequent alcoholic gatherings.
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12th place - Capricorn
Capricorns drink consciously: they understand the years and bouquets, distinguish Irish from Scottish by smell and color, and brut from semi-dry by the pop of the cork. In general, the product is being translated in vain. Because these alcoholic gourmands never, ever get drunk. At all.
11th place - Pisces
Pisces want to drink, but they don’t know how, because even with a tiny dose of alcohol they are carried into such abysses that in the morning they are ashamed to look their colleagues, mother and the universe in the eyes. The most interesting thing is that, in fact, Pisces never swam out of these abysses; simply, under the influence of the degrees, they were visited by a revelation: “An idea! And where am I?!” ©. Having realized exactly where, Pisces begin to flapping their fins, spawning and shouting “Fuck me against the rocks, sea!” rushing to the last path. In which someone loving catches them and recommends not to drink THAT way again. And Pisces, interestingly, listens. Well, for a while.
10th place - Cancer
Cancers love to drink. Very. Fun and delicious, with a 45-course appetizer, surrounded by close friends and family. But just a little! Those Cancers who drank a little at least once in their lives remember this until the end of their days. Therefore, Cancers fall into one of two extremes: either they drink themselves to hell, because there is nothing left to lose, polymers of this and that; or after yesterday they don’t drink anymore. At all. Never. And secondly, oddly enough, more.
9th place - Leo
Leo is very afraid of drinking too much, accidentally spilling the beans and ruining everything that has been acquired through back-breaking labor: his reputation. Which, as you know, is almost entirely based on the myths and legends that Leo composed about himself. And, since alcohol acts like a truth serum on him, Leo doesn’t drink much. But he lies about his alcoholic exploits just as enthusiastically as about everything else.
8th place - Aquarius
Aquarius is more afraid of alcohol than Buki, spiders and terrorists combined, but he doesn’t show it: without fear or reproach, he pours aquavita into himself and fervently encourages those around him to keep up. Because alcohol is the enemy, and being afraid of enemies is not in the character of Aquarius. That’s why Aquarius shouts “Geronimo!” They dive to the bottom of the bottle, and it seems to those around them that the green serpent is about to destroy this brave man. But no. Aquarians, firstly, almost never get drunk, and secondly, they definitely never get drunk: Aquarius and addiction are incompatible things.
7th place - Scorpio
Theoretically, Scorpio should have been given honorable first place - for his length of service and record displacement. But in practice this does not make any sense, because a Scorpio alcoholic is an extremely rare phenomenon. The fact is that Scorpio, who gets drunk, turns into a darling, sweetheart and friend of all children: the influence of alcohol solutions on the incomprehensible organism of Scorpio is to completely disable the misanthropy function. Which, as we understand it, is the fundamental basis of the Scorpio personality. But drinking to the point of completely losing this very personality is still too much. Self-love doesn't allow it.
6th place - Virgo
The central place in the horoscope is occupied by Virgos - those quiet drunks who “you would never think of!” Well, actually, that’s why they didn’t think that Virgos retain control over themselves until the very end and successfully pretend that it’s nothing, just a little good wine. Although they drink, in fact, for only one purpose: to finally lose this damn self-control, at least for a little while!
5th place - Taurus
Taurus do not worry at all: they begin a tender relationship with the green serpent in early youth, instantly fall in love for life, and then live with him in love and harmony until withdrawal syndrome separates them, alas, forever. Because if Taurus has to go through an epic hangover a couple of times - with basins by the bed, calling an ambulance and thoughts like “I wish I had died yesterday!” - as everybody. All! Taurus will not drink anymore. At all. Because limiting yourself to a couple of beers is the same as ending a date two steps before bed. Unbearable!
4th place - Sagittarius
They fell just short of the top three. Sagittarius are the happiest drunks in the horoscope: they love alcohol with sincere, devoted love, and it responds to them in the same way. Sagittarians don’t need a reason to drink, because what’s the reason if it’s just fun and tasty? Another thing is that strong physical health simply does not allow Sagittarius to sleep well, and they can stop this at any time. “But my grandfather stopped drinking at ninety-eight, and nothing happened!” - Grandfather was a Sagittarius, don’t go to a fortune teller.
3rd place - Libra
The bronze medal goes to Libra, who drinks not for pleasure, but for benefit. Benefits for their fragile mental health, which suffers daily from the imperfections of this world. So every night buying a seductively gurgling ticket to the Inner Unicorn is a mandatory ritual for Libra, and if you deprive them of this opportunity, everything will be Very Bad. But not for long, because Libra will find a way out of the situation. Rumor has it that one guy even learned how to turn water into wine - and we had some doubts about his zodiac sign.
2nd place - Aries
The silver medal goes to Aries - hereditary alcoholics in the hundredth stellar generation: Aries, who did not get drunk as hell in honor of graduating from the 8th grade, and by graduation from the institute did not earn himself the second stage of alcoholism (which, however, he will suffer, in the sense of enjoying until the end of his days) is not an Aries at all. They probably replaced him in the maternity hospital with some pious Capricorn.
1st place - Gemini
Geminis, as you know, have a bunch of subpersonalities that constantly replace each other. But they go drinking together. Collectively. This is where the legs of the main horror story of our childhood grow: “You can’t drink alone - you’ll get drunk!” This, of course, is not true, and a vile slander - you can drink alone with complete impunity. That's not why Geminis get drunk at all: they just always have it with them. Not only a flask of aquavita, but also a company of excellent drinking buddies. It's nice to have a drink with smart people, you know! And, frankly speaking, it would be a sin not to get drunk in such good company!
Alcohol is worst enemy of all humanity, but when the work week comes to an end and Friday approaches, the confidence that all these are stories and myths takes root in us, and in fact, alcohol is our friend, which will help us forget all the hardships of working time and give us long minutes joy and relaxation in the company of friends. But before you go on a drinking binge, we advise you to find out under what zodiac sign your potential drinking buddy was born, otherwise you never know...
Capricorn
The consciousness of a drunken Capricorn is calculated using a simple formula: character to the tenth power plus the root of common sense multiplied by minus one. The condition occurs after the third glass and does not change further, regardless of the amount drunk. A closed and cautious Capricorn, when drunk, turns into the life of the party, who generously lavishes compliments on others and reacts good-naturedly to jokes. Don't be fooled! The catch is that the next morning this bastard Remembers Everything.
Aquarius
A drunken Aquarius is capable of turning the world upside down without wasting time on such trifles as a fulcrum. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to divine lines, rushes to the canvas and in three strokes enters the history of world painting, composes revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. But, unfortunately, no one has ever seen this. As well as, in fact, drunken Aquarius. Because usually a slightly tipsy Aquarius says: “You are here, but I’m off to bed.” And goes to bed.
Fish
If the fish is a sawfish, keep your distance. If the fish drank a lot, run. A drunken Fish experiences the full range of emotions in four minutes, after which it repeats this cycle until it is able to move its gills. One minute she was sobbing in the corner because no one loves her, and thirty seconds later she was happily jumping on chairs, waving her panties over her head and throwing caviar at her drinking companions. And at the same time she retells the anecdote she just heard in the first person as a story that happened to her just yesterday.
Aries
The first rule of drinking with an Aries: never drink with an Aries. If you are already drinking with an Aries, try to seat a sober Aquarius next to you so that he can get you away in time. Otherwise, you risk waking up in some Leningrad (wherever this city is located), after which it will turn out that yesterday you married an elderly Russian language teacher and offended good man wearing a black faux fur hat. At the same time, Aries will look at you sympathetically with absolutely sober eyes and shake his head: “Why are you doing this, we’re doing a little bit.” Well, if you are an Aries, you should keep in mind that other signs have very strange physiology - they get drunk from alcoholic drinks.
Taurus
A drunk Taurus always pretends that he is sober. Even if Taurus crawls along the floor like a snail, leaving a wet trail behind him, he is still sure that the evening has just begun. Taurus has an unshakable rule: take everything from life. All the money, all the sex and so that the house - full bowl. This applies equally to alcohol. When planning to drink with a Taurus, do not skimp, otherwise you risk hearing something like: “Send the fool for vodka - he will bring one.” However, two vodkas won’t save you either: after them, Taurus will reveal the beautiful-eyed Bychar to the world and destroy everything he can get his hands on: a coffee set, geraniums, and your good relationships.
Twins
The notorious duality of Gemini at the stage alcohol intoxication retreats, bringing one of the hypostases to the fore. And here - depending on your luck. A cheerful cat with a microphone and the summary “You sing great!” can come out onto the mountain! or a gloomy fiend of hell who not only hates everyone around him, but also strives in every possible way to destroy them. In the second case, Gemini's counterpart risks learning a lot of new things about his appearance, his abilities and his life decisions. And the next morning Gemini will wave his hand - they say, are you crazy, should you be offended? I was drunk.
Cancer
Getting Cancer drunk is the only way to truly get to know him. The arthropod master of camouflage, when drunk, opens up to the world and finally stops being shy. If taking a sober Cancer out for spontaneous sex is a task with an asterisk, then a drunk Cancer is already practically wearing only stockings and is all on fire. Of course, the next morning Cancer will climb back into his chitin and will suffer there silently, gritting his teeth.
a lion
A drunk Leo is no different from a sober Leo. Unless the number of decibels increases in direct proportion to the amount drunk. The sober Leo, telling about his valor, adventures and victories, still sometimes pauses to breathe a little air. But a drunken Leo has absolutely no need for air. Drunk Leo needs to tell the story from the series “how cool I am, Lord” for the hundredth time, because in a company of twenty people there was one unfortunate person who for some reason had not heard this story yet.
Virgo
Why Virgos drink is completely unclear. Perhaps the soul of a drunken Virgin temporarily leaves her body to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorns. In our sinful world, Virgo goes through three mandatory stages: “I’m so drunk” (after the first glass of cocktail), “I love you so much” (middle of the night) and “Where is the aspirin?” (in the morning). A young, hungover Virgo may discover in the morning that she is no longer a virgin, but she will never remember the details. Very convenient, by the way.
Scales
Libras are afraid to drink, but they love it very much. Because only in a drunken state do they finally stop weighing everything around them and come into harmony with the world around them. The eternal search for a bright ideal temporarily stops, because this is the very situation when there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, too. Everyone is so darling, bunnies and cats that it is completely incomprehensible how one could wrinkle one’s nose for so many years in aesthetic rejection of the Universe. True, the next morning Libra, who remembers how they managed to drink themselves to the point of brotherhood with a man from a threshing and crushing technical school, becomes unbearably ashamed. But so on in the morning.
Scorpion
Scorpio drinks just to the point of courage, and then sharply brakes, continuing to pour water to those around him, at the same time Jesuitically whispering “I have a light hand.” He's lying! Scorpios have a very, very heavy hand, and they absolutely love to laugh at how their victims are trying to get back on their feet. If you plan to get Scorpio drunk specifically in order, for example, to get him into bed or to find out some information, it is better to shoot yourself right away. Because he will say: “yes, of course, but let’s have one more first, I’ll pour it, I have light hand" And then - yes - Leningrad, an elderly teacher and a kind person in a black hat. Drinking with Scorpios is only allowed for those who dream of becoming a YouTube star.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius is an alcoholic. Or a teetotaler. Because life has not gone well for Sagittarius. Or it was a success. It’s generally not clear how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, there will not be enough health. In the second case, you will die of boredom about halfway through the lecture about the dangers of consuming alcohol solutions. But be that as it may, when you get to the table with Sagittarius, do everything as he says. Arguing with him is harmful - he will either shoot you or be offended, and the latter is incomparably worse.