(USSR (Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, also Soviet Union) - a state that existed from 1922 to 1991 on the territory of Eastern Europe, Northern, Central and Eastern Asia.)
Wise sayings about the USSR (Soviet Union)
“The indestructible union of free republics
Great Rus' united forever.
Long live the one created by the will of the peoples
United, mighty Soviet Union!”
Sergey Mikhalkov, El-Registan
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V. Mayakovsky
“Who doesn’t regret the breakup Soviet Union, he has no heart; whoever wants to recreate it in its previous form has no head.”
“USSR“It’s a cross between Earth and Mars.”
“Yes, in Soviet Union There was a lot of bad stuff, but there was a lot of good stuff too. The villainous Bolsheviks had at least three great achievements to their credit that were too much for the monarchy: they fed the hungry, educated the illiterate, and defeated German imperialism.”
B. Akunin
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Russia, of course, is not Soviet Union, who undoubtedly played a leading role in world politics.”
E. Primakov
“Like so many empires that came before, Soviet Union ultimately exploded from within and split into pieces, falling victim not so much to direct military defeat as to a process of disintegration accelerated by economic and social problems.”
Z. Brzezinski
“Not a single country, not a single people of the anti-Hitler coalition suffered such heavy victims as Soviet Union, and no one has put so much effort into defeating the enemy who threatened all of humanity.”
“For the last ten years, the policy towards USSR and its allies convincingly proved the correctness of the course we have taken to eliminate one of the strongest powers in the world, as well as the strongest military bloc. ... We achieved what President Truman set out to do with Soviet Union through atomic bomb. True, with one significant difference - we received an appendage of raw materials, and not a state destroyed by an atom, which would not have been easy to create. Yes, we spent many billions of dollars on this, and they are already close to what the Russians call self-sufficiency.”
B. Clinton
“...was it worth changing the evil empire to an evil banana republic that imports bananas from Finland.”
V. Pelevin
“Destruction Soviet system- a blow of epochal significance. After this there is no point in counting on high position our country in the world community, similar to the one it occupied during the times USSR.”
A. Zinoviev
“Soviet Union prohibits agitating for the assertion that two plus two is five, while fascist dictatorships prohibit proving that two plus two is four.”
L. Feuchtwanger
“The core element of any US policy regarding Soviet Union there must be a long-term, patient, but firm and vigilant containment of Russia’s expansionist tendencies.”
J. Kennan
“You can’t mix USSR with Russia, Soviet power with the Russian people, executioner with victim.”
July 17 marks the 27th anniversary of the day when in the Soviet Union, during the Leningrad-Boston teleconference, the phrase “We don’t have sex...” was said by Soviet teleconference participant Lyudmila Nikolaevna Ivanova, who answered a question about television advertising in the USSR: “Well, we have sex.” us... we don’t have sex, and we are categorically against it!” After answering, another participant explained: “We have sex, we don’t have advertising.” After the teleconference, only the phrase “There is no sex in the USSR” came into use. Below are 5 catchphrases that came out of the USSR.
1. “Nibble on the granite of science!”
In 1922, one of the leaders of the October Revolution, Leon Trotsky, proposed at the V Congress of the Communist Youth League to acquire knowledge to participate in the fate of the world revolutionary movement: “study, gnaw the granite of science with your young teeth, harden yourself and prepare for your shift.” The phrase “gnaw the granite of science” really became popular; Trotsky repeated it twice, after which it was remembered by “the conscious layers of the young proletariat and the advanced peasantry.” By the way, since that time many monuments to the “granite of science” have been opened. For example, in 2009 in Ukraine, in the city of Poltava, a monument was opened, which is a two-meter granite stone; and in the capital Chuvash Republic In the city of Cheboksary, a monument to a “granite block” weighing about two tons was unveiled.
2. “We’ll show you Kuzka’s mother!”
June 24, 1959 general secretary CPSU Central Committee Nikita Sergeevich Khrushchev during the first exhibition industrial products The United States in Sokolniki told US Vice President Richard Nixon that the USSR was also not lagging behind the American side and would soon present its inventions to the United States, which could be quite dangerous: “We have at our disposal means that will have grave consequences for you... We will tell you more Let’s show Kuzka’s mother!” The Americans were stunned and believed that “Kuzma’s mother,” as they were literally translated, was a new weapon, more powerful than a nuclear missile. Later, in the report of the CPSU Central Committee to the XXII Party Congress on October 17, 1961, Khrushchev repeated the phrase that had already become famous.
3. “I already sent it, so I sent it!”
In 1983, the Soviet director Alexander Tatarsky shot the cartoon “Last Year’s Snow Was Falling.” He immediately stood out from everyone else with his ironic intonation and phrases, a huge number of which became catchphrases. After the wife sends the main character for the Christmas tree, he says: “I already sent it, so I sent it!” The expression quickly attracted attention and became popular.
4. “Life has become better, life has become more fun!”
On November 17, 1935, in a speech at the First All-Union Meeting of Stakhanovite Workers and Workers, Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin uttered his inspiring phrase about have a wonderful life in the USSR: “Life has become better, comrades. Life has become more fun." In the same year, Vasily Ivanovich Lebedev-Kumach wrote the song “Life has become better, life has become more fun.” In 2008, Stalin’s phrase became the slogan of the company producing “Stalin’s Tender” dumplings. In general, this famous phrase is still remembered.
5. “The bitch is painted!”
In 1984, the Soviet comedy “Love and Doves” was shot at the Mosfilm studio by Vladimir Menshov. Everyone’s favorite heroine, Nadezhda Kuzyakina, reproachfully says to her rival Raisa in the film: “You’re a beautiful bitch!” After the release of the film, the female half of the population began to actively use the expression, which over time became a new catchphrase.
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Catchphrases from your favorite movies in the era USSR have already become national property and we, repeating funny quote, we can’t always remember what it is - folk wisdom or a phrase from a favorite movie? In principle, this is folk wisdom, public domain. We just want to remind you of the funniest and favorite quotes and indicate which movie we took them from daily life. And watching your favorite movie doesn’t hurt either. More than one generation has grown up with these good films, loved by us since childhood.
Soviet comedies will always be very popular! They will never become outdated, but will only remind you of all the good things that were once in our now different countries. Almost everyone knows the name of the legendary Soviet director, screenwriter, actor, and author of most favorite Soviet comedies! It was Leonid Gaidai who gave us these wonderful paintings! Low bow to the great director and great Man!
Catchphrases and expressions from films of the USSR era very popular and known to more than one generation as a keepsake. We have collected the most interesting, funny or memorable quotes from Soviet films. Some of them became winged, others were simply remembered.
Unusuality is always the way to solve a mystery. (film “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson”)
Quotes from the movie “Prisoner of the Caucasus”
- - Life is good, as they say.
- - A good life is even better.
- - Exactly!
Damn the day when I sat behind the wheel of this vacuum cleaner!
May his carburetor dry up forever and ever.
A toast without wine is like a wedding night without a bride.
Let's drink so that our desires always coincide with our capabilities.
A student, a Komsomol member, an athlete, and finally she is simply beautiful.
I feel sorry for the bird.
Please slow down, I'm recording.
Give me the horn, give me both horns.
It is impossible to work, you are giving unrealistic plans.
- - Shall we figure it out for three?
- - It’s a sin to laugh at sick people.
And a free trip.
- to Siberia.
We will cure you. Alcoholics are our profile.
Where is our prosecutor?
-In the 6th ward, where Napoleon used to be.
Did I destroy the chapel too?!
-No. This was before you - in the 14th century.
It's a shame. Didn't do anything, just walked in.
Quotes from the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune"
He who? A private engineer, that's all. So what kind of life does he have? In the morning to work, in the evening from work. My wife is at home, my children are snotty. Well, he goes to the theater, well, in the summer he goes to a sanatorium in Yalta. Mortal melancholy. And you! You're a thief! Good luck gentleman! Stole, drank - go to jail! Stole, drank - go to jail! Romance!
- - Pencil.
- - E pensil.
- - Table.
- - E table.
- - Young woman.
- - Dude.
- - Danger?
- - Nice.
- - Tell a lie?
- - Pushing bullshit.
- - Beer house?
- - Toshnilovka.
- - Bad person?
- - Radish.
- - Good man?
- - Forgot...
It's not a small thing for you to pick through your pockets.
All! There will be no kin - the electricity has run out!
Shut up, please, they made a daisy here, I remember - I don’t remember!
I’m a lousy jackal, I steal and steal, and I’m sitting here on a whim.
Buy a card, dude.
Dinner is served! Please sit down and eat.
I'll tear the mouth, get out of here, knock off the horns, gouge out the blinkers, radish, sausage, Hamburg rooster, Nebuchadnezzar!
Who will jail him? He's a monument!
Quotes from the movie "Queen of the Gas Station"
- - There are no victims?
- - Judging by the beginning, there will be casualties!
Each dude will still point out.
Like the driver, like the car.
I just don't want to get involved.
This is not a resort for you, little fish.
They put some figurines here.
You should spray it with a spray bottle at the hairdresser.
Melancholy is green in summer, yellow in autumn, white in winter.
Showed care and attention to young staff.
Two for 100 and in one dish - I’m not used to half measures.
Cinema to the masses, money to the box office.
Let's not skimp on beauty.
It is not the place that makes the person, but the person the place.
Have leniency towards women's weaknesses.
Don't make people laugh. Ballerina.
You understand a lot about beauty.
Quotes from the movie "The Diamond Arm"
Even teetotalers and ulcer sufferers drink at someone else’s expense!
Chief, everything is gone, everything is gone! The plaster is removed, the client leaves!
Tsigel, cigel ay-lyu-lyu!
Rousseau tourist - the face of morality!
Slipped - fell - lost consciousness - woke up - cast.
If a person is an idiot, then this will last for a long time.
I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid.
So that you live on one salary.
So that I can see you in a coffin in white slippers.
Burdock! Let's take this one without noise and dust.
Ice cream for the kids, flowers for his woman.
Don't be afraid, Kozlodoev, I will hit you carefully, but hard.
Even teetotalers and ulcer sufferers drink at someone else's expense.
Our people don’t take a taxi to the bakery.
Only aristocrats or degenerates drink champagne in the morning.
Whoever buys a pack of tickets will receive a water pump.
I need to take a bath, drink a cup of coffee...
Don't you have the same one, but without wings? No? Will seek.
There is no husband who has not dreamed of becoming a bachelor, at least for an hour.
It's not my fault - he came himself!
- -Did you attach it well?
- -Don’t worry, drunk, you won’t lose it!
No, I can’t do that, I need to consult with the boss...
Strike the iron without leaving the cash register.
Quotes from the movie "Carnival Night"
There is an attitude to have fun celebrating the New Year.
We will not take Baba Yaga from outside, we will raise him in our team.
Keep cats to a minimum.
I don’t like to joke myself, and I won’t let people do it.
We must educate our audience; you can’t educate them with your bare feet.
Let him draw himself, play himself, sing himself.
There is life on Mars, there is no life on Mars - this is still unknown to science, science is not yet up to date.
We see one star, two stars. Better, of course, five stars.
Quotes from the movie “Operation Y and Shurik’s other adventures”
- - You should have attracted her attention with a simple natural question. What did you ask?
- - "How do I get to the library?"
- - At three o'clock in the morning?! Idiot!
If I get up, you will lie down with me.
Oh! Are you sighted? Now you'll be blind.
Well, citizens are alcoholics, hooligans and parasites! Who wants to work?
The work is worth it, but the deadline is ticking.
He who does not work eats. Learn student!
Stuck, bespectacled guy!
Come on, tell me how spaceships roaming the big theater.
Soon you will be wearing a wooden mackintosh and music will be playing quietly in your house, but you will not hear it.
It's necessary, Fedya! Necessary!
Patience and work will grind everything down - one, finished the job - go for a walk safely - two, you can’t pull a fish out of the pond without difficulty - three, work is not a wolf in the forest... no, no... this is not necessary.
Have you had any accidents at a construction site? They will.
Do not forget. Your accounting is in rubles, but mine is in days.
Quotes from the movie “Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession”
I demand that the banquet continue!
Take the demons alive!
Everything acquired through back-breaking labor... Three tape recorders, three foreign movie cameras, three domestic cigarette cases, a suede jacket... three jackets...
Keep your money in a savings bank! If, of course, you have them!
They say the Tsar is not real!
Walled up, demons! This is what the life-giving cross does!
Kazan took, Shpak... No, I didn’t take.
If I were your wife, I would leave too.
- If you were my wife, I would hang myself.
I got there successfully.
You will rub a hole in me.
Fuck you. Fuck you again.
Where is the king?
You need to have a snack.
Eh! What a beauty! Lepota!
Caviar black, red. Yes, overseas eggplant caviar.
Leave me alone, old lady, I'm sad.
Everybody dance.
I demand that the banquet be continued.
And you will be cured, and you will also be cured, and I will be cured.
Quotes from the movie “Moscow Doesn’t Believe in Tears”
A good man must be made by oneself, and not ready to receive.
- - What if I say something stupid?
- - Say it with a confident face, then it’s called a point of view!
And at the same time, remember that I will always decide everything myself. For the simple reason that I am a man.
Don’t teach me how to live, better help me financially!
Getting married after two days of dating is simply the height of frivolity. We need to think things through carefully. Five days!
Lord, I imagined this meeting between you and me so many times, I came up with so many different words, but when we met, there was nothing to say. At first I still loved you very much, I thought that it was your mother who confused you. Then I hated you to death. Then I really wanted you to know about my successes and understand how wrong you were. And now... now I think... if I hadn’t been burned so badly then, nothing would have come of me. I think it's good that you didn't marry me. Because then I would miss my only, but very beloved person in life.
Quotes from the movie "Girls"
But I won’t get married! It’s better to be alone - I want to eat halva, I want gingerbread!
Here I am walking beautifully along the street, and the men around me are falling and falling... And they themselves are stacked in piles!
- - Will you allow me?
- - Do you always dance with a cigarette? And wearing a hat? So, I don’t dance with people like that!
Yes, she washed you.
Everyone is equal in the dining room and in the bathhouse.
The stew is like in a sanatorium, every calorie is in its place. We won't last long like this. We're growing thin.
Small, but with imagination.
This is not for you to boil potatoes. These are their Shura-Muras.
Nadya is already turning 28 here, not only for Ksan Ksanych, but for a goat.
That you are a tractor to be tested.
You're sitting there in vain. There will be no housing available this year.
Quotes from the movie “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!”
Do they love you for something? How do children like it? Little ones whose fontanel is not yet overgrown?.. They love just like that, not on purpose.
What a disgusting thing this jellied fish of yours is!
Oooh, it's getting warm! Rub my back, please!
Why do you keep throwing me down!
Why are you watering me?!! I'm not a flowerbed!
We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing through the window to see the women we love.
Found good people... Warmed up, robbed. That is, they picked it up, warmed it up...
Well, should you remember how they put you on the plane?!! - I should remember... but I don’t remember...
Where did you and Galya meet? - She came to see me at the hospital. - Is she... sick?
I have a valuable broom there!
I am the world's mother. I'll get everything ready and go to my friend's place.
I'm surprised you even noticed it - you never know what's lying around there!
Quotes from the movie "Office Romance"
- - Imagine, Bublikov died!
- - Why did he die? I didn’t give such an order... How did you die?
You are a woman, not a martinet. Spicy, spicy! And a playful smile! In general, let men think that everything is fine with you. Breathe. More elegant than plastic! And no need to kick. You are not a pacer, but a woman.
Personally, I go to service only because it ennobles me.
I have such an impeccable reputation that it’s high time I was compromised.
If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we are doing.
Have you bought new boots, Vera?
- Yes, I haven’t decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. You like?
- Very defiant. I wouldn't take these. And if I were you, I would be interested in boots not during work, but after it.
- So, you need to take good boots.
Verochka, when you are fifty years old, we will collect for you too!
- I won’t live long, I’m in a harmful job.
Chest forward!
- Breast? You flatter me, Vera.
- Everyone flatters you!
You're smart.
- When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool?
Where is your door?
- Where necessary, there is a door!
Just please, hurry up: I have a lot of things to do.
- It’s okay, your pile will wait. Nothing will be done to her.
Put Vera in her place! And don't touch it with your hands anymore!
Not only are you a liar, a coward and an impudent person, you are also a fighter!
- Yes, I'm a tough nut to crack!
So, it turns out that everyone considers me such a monster?
- No need to exaggerate. Not everyone... not such a monster...
And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. Once upon a time she was nominated for community work and since then they haven’t been able to push it back.
There must be a mystery in a woman! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. Hip free gait. Uninhibited free panther movement before jumping. Men don't let a woman like that pass!
Well, there she sits, in creepy roses!
Don't interrupt, please! I'll get lost myself.
Don't hit me on the head, it's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
Well, what are your plans for the evening? What company? Will there be men there? Well, go ahead and introduce me. I am now a lonely woman...
What do you think of my hairstyle?
- To die is not to rise!
- I think so too.
Well, you see, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke. In principle, nothing is impossible.
- You think?
- For a person. With intelligence.
We love you... deep down... somewhere very deep...
Quotes from the movie “An Ordinary Miracle”
Today I will go on a spree. Cheerful, good-natured, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes, plates - I will beat them all. Remove the bread from the barn - I... will set fire... to the barn...
Something terrible is happening inside me. Something good.
I either want music and flowers, or I want to stab someone.
Glory to the brave who dare to love, knowing that all this will come to an end. Glory to the madmen who live as if they were immortal!
You're attractive, I'm damn attractive, so why waste time?
Quotes from the movie "Mary Poppins, Goodbye!"
- -Where did you sleep last night?
- “Ladies don’t answer such questions because gentlemen don’t ask them.”
Quotes from the movie "Afonya"
- - What is your name?
- - Lyudmila.
- - Mother is honest, and I am Ruslan.
Quotes from the movie “Wedding in Malinovka”
My heart senses that we are on the eve of a grandiose rush.
Your three-inch eyes, with a well-aimed hit, lit a fire-breathing fire in my heart. In a word, bam-bang! And to the point!
Because I am not a wife, but an angel.
Am I a woman or not a woman? I didn't understand it.
Let's part ways nicely.
Father! Pennies!
Where? Where? For what?
Tube 15, sight 120, turn right bam-bang and by.
Do you have migraines?
- No, we don’t have anyone, it’s just boredom.
And why am I so in love with you?
Frozen as if on the seabed.
Take everything, I’ll draw more for myself.
The horses are drunk, the boys are harnessed.
Drop the knife. If you make a hole, then you won’t be able to fill it.
Quotes from the movie “The Twelve Chairs”
Let me ask you as an artist: Can you draw?
Quotes from the movie “Love and Doves”
Salt is white poison.
So sugar is white poison.
Sugar is sweet poison.
Raisa Zakharovna, maybe with some bread, huh?
Bread is absolutely poison!
No, I would have been poisoned by pink salmon right now... Well, I really want to eat!
Not “eat”, but “eat”.
Not “what”, but “what”!
Quotes from the movie "Striped Flight"
- Well, tell me, what use are you in life? Nothing but harm!
- - They float beautifully.
- - Who?
- - That group over there in striped swimsuits.
- - Comrades! Comrades, I am, of course, not a lecturer.
- - It’s okay, we’ll understand!
- - Tamer I...