Student 1.
The winds blow in February, the chimneys howl loudly,
Light drifting snow rushes along the ground like a snake,
Rising, flights of planes rush into the distance,
This February celebrates the army's birth.
Student 2.
At night the blizzard raged, and the blizzard was chalk,
And at dawn, daddy quietly brought us a holiday.
And today over the wide white tablecloth of the fields
The planes of our military units are visible from above.
Student 3.
Dad's holiday - main holiday
All boys and men.
And we are in such a hurry to congratulate our beloved dads today!
We wish dads happiness and a peaceful sky for them!
We love our boys and respect them from the bottom of our hearts!
All: They will always protect us, even if they are short!
Leading.
Our dear men! Congratulations on the upcoming holiday! We wish you success in your business, happiness, kindness, clear, peaceful skies above your head! Boys - to grow up strong, brave, courageous, kind and noble; remember the high rank of men! (Children give their dads gifts made with their own hands.)
Leading
On February 23, our country celebrates Defender of the Fatherland Day! We know well that the peaceful sky above our heads, the peace of the country's citizens, its honor and dignity are protected by soldiers Russian Army: soldiers, pilots and tank crews, border guards and sailors. In all centuries, the heroism and courage of Russian soldiers, the power and glory of Russian weapons have been an integral part of the greatness of the Russian state.
Defenders of the Fatherland Day originated in 1918 as the birthday of the Red Army.
Special meaning Defender of the Fatherland Day acquires after the Victory in the Great Patriotic War 1941 -1945
There is not a single family in Russia that has not been affected by the war. For many, this greatest feat people for the whole world history, and at the same time, this is such a tragedy that under no circumstances should be repeated.
Since 1946, the holiday began to be called the Day Soviet army and the Navy.
Since February 10, 1995, the holiday has been called “Defender of the Fatherland Day.”
Today, most Russian citizens consider Defender of the Fatherland Day not so much as an anniversary Great Victory or the Birthday of the Red Army, just like the day of real men.
Those who have defended our Motherland over the years and those who are now protecting our peaceful sleep deserve congratulations.
Man is unthinkable without his homeland, the region, the place where he is born. Well, if there is a Motherland, a Fatherland, where we live, where our ancestors lived, then we need people who can protect it.
Now the girls will congratulate the boys, our future defenders, on their holiday.
Scene.
1 girl.
Lena, Katya! Come here!
Let's talk to you
While everyone left for breakfast
After all, the 23rd is tomorrow!
2 girl
What? 23? So what?
Why is this day so good?
3 girl
Well, what a holiday for men!
There is only one day like this in a year!
We must congratulate all the defenders of the country.
And we must congratulate our boys!
2 girl
What does our guys have to do with it?
They are not soldiers yet.
1 girl
But they will grow up and protect!
2 girl
So far they only know how to offend:
Sometimes they pull your braid, sometimes they push you,
Either they won’t let you in the door, or they’ll call you names.
3 girl
Moreover, there is a reason to congratulate -__
We will remind them that they are men.
Let's congratulate you on the holiday,
We'll arrange some kind of surprise for them.
1 girl
I came up with an idea! Let's arrange a tournament for them!
2 girl
What kind of tasks will there be?
1 girl
We'll do a skill competition,
On intelligence, intelligence and knowledge,
For speed, for skill
In a serious matter, be patient
2 girl
Well, then, let's start quickly.
And we will cheer for them today!
Leading.
The boys and men present are divided into 2-3 teams. You have to pass the tests and show who rightfully bears the worthy title of Man!
For each correct answer, the team receives a star.
So,first task . From the cut letters, assemble a word - the name of your team(sailors, tank crews, pilots).
Next task "Puzzles"
A turtle crawls.
Steel shirt.
The enemy is in the ravine.
And she is where the enemy is. (Tank)
Soaring like a white seagull,
Flew overseas.
Without talking
I'm flying around the mountain. (Airplane)
The buckle on the belt sparkles
And it shines from afar.
Striped shirt
It's called... (Vest)
And the sailor's cap
Does not have a visor
It's called a cap... (Sailor's cap)
He hums and draws with chalk
He paints white, white
Blue on paper.
He draws himself, he sings himself,
What is this? (Airplane)
Swims bravely through the waves
Without slowing down.
Only waking up the car is important.
What's happened? (Steamboat)
Presenter: Congratulations from the girls
1 girl.
There are bumps on the forehead.
There are lanterns under the eye.
Well, if you are boys,
Then you are heroes.
2 girl.
Scratches. Splinters.
The only thing you're afraid of is iodine!
(Here, without hesitation, tears
The commander himself is pouring).
3 girl.
Let your head be covered in greenery
And my leg is covered in plasters,
But there are still strengths,
To defeat the enemy.
4 girl.
Stubborn, in the morning you
Again to battle, on patrol!
Scars from those battles
They still remain.
3 task.
Each team is given an envelope in which a proverb is cut into words military theme, according to these words for certain time collect a proverb:
He who is faithful to his homeland is exemplary in battle.
Weapons are the strength of a fighter, use them to the fullest.
He who is not afraid of death avoids the bullet.
4 Competition “Sharp Shooter”(relay race).
All teams line up in two lines. A plastic basket (bucket) is placed in front of the teams at some distance and the teams are given balls (tennis or similar). Purpose of the competition: each team member throws a ball into a basket. Whichever team hits the most number of times wins. Each participant throws once. They throw in pairs - the participant and his opponent.
Leading:
Congratulations from the girls await you again.
It's a holiday for the boys today,
Twenty-third, February.
At school, every classmate
Without flipping through the calendar
Congratulations await
Right from early morning.
He sighs unobtrusively:
Where are you girls? Hooray!
So the lessons are over,
Soon they will congratulate
Songs to sing at karaoke
And give gifts!
Wrote a couple of lines
We are for each of you.
If you didn't guess right,
Don't judge us strictly.
(graduations)
The next competition is "Signalman".
And now I suggest you work as signalmen who use a key to decipher various ciphergrams containing intelligence reports.
Each team is given a card with an encryption and a key. In the allotted time, who can decipher it faster and more correctly?
card 1 (Encrypted text of the card: the headquarters is in the forest, to the left of the mountains, guarded by two guns, one tank).
Card 2 (Encrypted text of the card: guarding the bridge - two tanks across the river on the left, one tank in the ravine).
Competition “Compliment”
All participants participate. The team leader chooses one of the girls. Required condition: Team members must compliment a girl from the other team. Participants speak in turns, and the one who compliments last wins, and the opponent will not be able to add anything more. Participants should give compliments while looking at the girls and not away from them. Time for the competition is 2-3 minutes.
Competition "The Strongest"(2-3 lemons)
One participant per team participates. Give them one lemon each and ask them to squeeze the juice of this citrus into a glass, using the muscular strength of their hands. The one with the most juice in the glass wins.
Host: And again musical congratulations.
Ditties
Let's start singing ditties
Please don't laugh.
Don't look at us like that-
We can be shy!
We sing for you today
And we have the same motive,
Congratulations on the 23rd
We really, really want you!
Every boy in our class
Very clever and handsome
Congratulations of course
All ours women's team!
Wake up the boys at night
In the very middle,
They will tell you the alphabet
Without one hitch!
Don't yawn in class
Be careful everyone
And good grades will be a must!
It's all boys in class
Even very good
And change comes -
Don't look for mercy.
And our boys are very
They love to run and play.
And they promise to study
Four and five!
All the boys are late
They explain simply:
And study in class
It's never too late!
The third quarter is already in full swing
The clock ticked
And the boys dream:
It would be vacation again!
Our class is all boys
They love to distinguish themselves.
Who draws, who sings,
Someone's having fun!
All the ditties were sung,
Yes, that's how good we are!
Clap more friendly
We tried our best!
Competition "Funny Tankmen".
The boys are divided into two teams. Give each team half the board. Players from each team take turns, blindfolded, drawing a tank. (Each player draws one detail: the tracks, the next the turret, the third the muzzle of the tank, etc.). The one whose drawing corresponds most to the norm wins.
(Summing up the game)
Leading.
We had a great rest
And you won by right
Worthy of praise and awards
And we are happy to give you prizes.
(Message from the jury, presentation of medals).
Leading.
Thank you all for your attention,
For enthusiasm and ringing laughter,
For the fire of competition,
Guaranteed success.
(Tea drinking).
M O R Y K I
T A N K I S
YOU
L Y T H I K
AND
whoever is loyal to the Motherland is the one in battle
exemplary
weapon strength of a fighter use
it until the end
who is not afraid of death
the bullet avoids that one
Card 1.
Cipher key card:
Card 2.
15, 22, 17, 1, 14, 1, 13, 15, 18, 19, 1
5, 3, 1, 19, 1, 14, 11, 1, 8, 1, 17, 6, 11, 15, 10,
18, 12, 6, 3, 1, 3, 15, 3, 17, 1, 4, 6, 15, 5, 9, 14,
19, 1, 14, 11.
Cipher key card:
a b c d e g h i j k l m n o p s t u v x c w y j.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31.
Card 1.
25, 19, 1, 2, 3, 12, 6, 18, 20,
18, 12, 6, 3, 1, 15, 19, 4, 15, 17,
15,.22, 17, 1, 14, 31, 30, 19, 5, 3, 6,
16, 20, 25, 11, 9, 15, 5, 9, 14, 19, 1, 14, 11.
Cipher key card:
a b c d e g h i j k l m n o p s t u v x c w y j.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31.
Defender of the Fatherland Day is historically associated with honoring victorious soldiers, honorable veterans and military personnel. But you can be a defender not only with a weapon in your hands, and therefore we do not miss the opportunity to thank and congratulate all the dear men around us.
Not a single team misses the opportunity to praise the stronger sex on this day. A corporate party is becoming a tradition. At the same time, the scenario for February 23 can be very diverse: from fun in a cafe to an outing with the whole company.
If you are throwing a party in the office, spend some time preparing the event. In your plan-scenario for February 23rd for a corporate party, include items such as
- themed decorations;
- selection of “masculine” music;
- a hearty feast;
- toast tips;
- competitions;
- practical gifts;
This scenario is suitable for holding a party in a restaurant or an office conference room. Participants sit at festive tables, the corporate event is held by two presenters.
The room is decorated with balloons in green shades or camouflage colors. From balloons If desired, you can collect a figurine of a soldier or a tank. There are also small tricolor flags and paper airplanes hanging from the ceiling.
Leading: Dear, beloved men!
On this day filled with greatness,
We will honor and praise you
And observing all decency
Let's not forget to reward you with a gift!
You are all for us Defenders, soldiers,
But better be in civilian clothes, you guys!
Let your uniform be only sports,
And your life is sunny and active!
And now we proclaim...
The words are interrupted by music from the Star Wars movie “March of the Empire.” The presenter falls silent. The military commander comes out.
Commander: Brewing in the galactic republic new crisis! The dark side wins all battles. I, the official representative of the Galactic Empire, came to Earth to fulfill the prophecy and find (the number of men in the office) warriors who will save our Universe.
Recruits, before joining the ranks of the Galactic Army, you must undergo high-quality training. Get ready for difficult challenges!
The commander hands out lightsabers and cloaks.
Leading: But first, I order every recruit to take 100 grams for courage! And dear ladies support you and also fill their glasses. For men!
The presenter records the winners after each competition. All competitions are accompanied by music.
Agility test
Commander: We will begin the tests seriously,
And we will test the soldiers' dexterity.
As is known in space there is no gravity,
And those who are simple-minded do not survive!
When you go into battle,
There is no time, and you need to hurry.
Who will be the first to eat?
He will be known as the clever one.
A rope is pulled in front of the participants, to which bagels or donuts are tied on a string. The first one to eat the whole donut wins.
Leading: Each one shines with virtues,
Both honor and courage overflow!
To strengthen the strength and firmness of the fist
Among the battles there will be a place for a bivouac!
Table break.
Test of strength
Commander: Company, get into line!
All the men line up.
Commander: For the first or second, pay it off! The first - one step forward!
Leading: The first are skillful and brave,
Tell us about your strength!
Here in front of you is a seemingly funny thing - from match boxes,
Whoever can smash it with his fist, that guy is not a miss!
Each participant is given an empty matchbox. The box is placed on its edge on a flat surface. The task is to flatten it with a blow of the fist; usually it flies out from under the hand.
Commander: There is strength, but you don’t need intelligence!
Who was second - come out!
The test is no worse
You have to get around!
In front of you are shells for the gun,
You need to check them for strength!
Your own forehead is the best conditions.
I warn you, one shell is raw inside!
A bowl of eggs is placed in front of the participants. They need to grab the “shell”, break it over their head and put it on their plate. The one with the most eggs wins. All eggs must be boiled, just don’t tell the participants about this!
You can put one ceramic egg as a joke, but this is at your discretion =)
Leading: Women raise their glasses to strong and fierce men!
A toast from the female half of the team. Table and dance break.
Speed test
Commander: Well, recruits, get up! Let's test your coordination and teamwork!
Leading:
Valor and honor paint a man,
And you won’t find any weak ones in our team!
Developed steely discipline within yourself
And they must win the race!
Commander: Attention, fighters! To react adequately in military operations, you need to be able to concentrate and develop great speed! Each of you is given a responsible task: to evacuate the residents! And we will train on straws.
Participants stand in a row and are given cocktail straws.
Commander: Using a straw, you need to transfer all objects strictly to your territory. The one who saves the most “population” wins the competition!
If there are a lot of men, then it is better to divide them into two teams (First and Second). Set up a large plate full of M&M candies; you need to pull the candy with a straw and transfer it to your plate.
Commander: I praise you, fighters,
You are hardly new recruits.
Leading: They are still excellent fathers for us,
Husbands, sons and simply brave men!
The male employees are top class!
I invite all ladies to sing for you!
Women sing a remake song with congratulations for their colleagues.
Test of eloquence
Leading: Oh, what women, what women!
Meanwhile, the glasses are collecting dust! And to correct the mistake, we will triple the competition in eloquence! We fill our glasses, and the men take turns making toasts. Whose toast receives more applause wins!
Table break.
Accuracy test
Commander: Formation!
In difficult battle conditions
You need to remember about aesthetics.
Let's train your shaving skills,
There's no time to mess around in the army!
And this is your task.
I couldn't handle it, I admit it!
Gently and without trembling,
Shave your friend without any cuts!
Men are provided with razors and Balloons. Draw a face on the balls and cover them with shaving foam. Whoever can “shave his friend” (or at least swipe the blade three times without breaking the ball) wins.
Test of wits
Leading: Get your act together, guys!
You're not old yet!
Commander: Let's check how the idea works,
And the Internet is not your cheat sheet!
Feel free to answer my questions,
And I will ask you not to help!
And as they say, without a guess, intelligence is not worth a penny!
Questions:
- Is it added during kneading? shortcrust pastry yeast? (No)
- Which Russian word has 40 vowels? (fourty A)
- What question can never be answered positively? (Are you sleeping?)
- Why does a woman, when her tights tear, start looking everywhere for nail polish? (To glue the tear area so they won’t tear further)
- Which 6-letter word has 1 letter “K” and as many as 3 letters “N”? ( TO A Ntri)
- The numbers 3 and 11 are amazing and special! What unique property they differ? (Three and eleven consist of 3 and 11 letters, respectively).
- It won't bite or bark, but it has the same name. (@)
- What was the tallest mountain on the planet before Everest was discovered? (The mountain remains the highest on Earth regardless of whether people discovered it or not. Answer: Everest)
Table break.
Ditties from women at the table with a chorus
Chorus: And once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
1. I am young and good,
And besides, she’s beautiful,
I really admire it at work
From a male perspective!
2. Our beloved boss
Tomorrow he will fly on vacation.
It means team
He can get some sleep during the break!
3. Oh, girls, I'm in love!
I can't tear myself away!
This is the third day I’ve been walking and leafing through
Accounting book!
4. Oh, dear colleagues,
I wish you now
A sea of happiness, plenty of money,
Let the girls love you!
5. In honor of a big holiday
The director will be a bunny!
He will give us all a prize
And it will give you a raise!
6. Our team is very friendly,
What is there to talk about for a long time!
No staff turnover
Can't be seen in our office!
7. Men, congratulations!
We are talking after all.
We raise our glasses,
A toast to the young people!
Congratulation video
Show a presentation or video about the male half of the team. These can be photos with comments. Signatures can be related to habits or hobbies, gastronomic tastes, or the employee’s favorite phrases.
Sword Challenge
Leading: Prepare your swords, but not for battle.
Whoever lasts the longest will make an impression
Let's start the coordination test.
Place the plate flat and support it with the sword.
Participants are given paper plate. The winner is the one who managed to balance with the plate on the tip of the sword the longest.
Commander: I solemnly declare all tests passed! There have never been such worthy men in the ranks of the Imperial Army!
The sound of a walkie-talkie turning on. The commander takes a toy walkie-talkie or telephone from his pocket. He puts it to his ear, listens, nods.
Commander: Report from the front line! I was informed that Dark forces The armies from Earth were afraid and retreated! You saved the entire Galaxy! Three times “Hurray” for the warriors of Light!
Leading: And we are convinced that our men are perfectly suitable for responsible service at work! Therefore, they are directed by the Imperial Council to work for the benefit of the company! Let's raise a glass to the brave and capable men of the team!
Presentation of memorable diplomas
Prepare your diplomas in advance; if possible, paste photos of men into them. You can use well-known phrases from films or songs as signatures. For example, “At the samovar, me and my Masha”, “Tsar, nice to meet you, Tsar”, “Giant of thought”, “I am an old soldier and I don’t know the words of love!” etc.
Or choose beautiful aphorisms about men that suit your colleagues.
At the same time, gifts are presented and competition winners are awarded. You can give memorable prizes or intangible, but humorous awards. For example, comic certificates: “The owner of this certificate can be 1 hour late for work any day without explanation,” “The right to a healthy afternoon nap for an hour. Bonus: prolonged snoring is allowed,” etc.
Birthday cake
Let the evening end with a sweet dish. You can prepare it yourself: a beautiful birthday cake or cupcakes with filling. Specially ordered cakes have gained great popularity at corporate events. This cake can be decorated as spaceship(on the theme of the script) or in the style of February 23.
Leading:
Our evening was sparkling and bright
Fun and laughter
And also gifts
We generously gave to friends and ourselves!
In honor of you men, let the fireworks thunder,
And the music sounds rebellious.
You are worthy of the glory of this moment
We accompanied you on your journey!
Take care of yourself, play sports.
Eat healthy and have plenty of fun.
Be confident and courageous in yourself
Let the work proceed skillfully.
And may luck brighten every day,
Let your strong body be beautiful!
I didn’t dare say rude words to you,
And the ladies are speechless with admiration!
Props:
- Costume for the commander: cloak, belt, lightsaber, helmet or mask, a toy walkie-talkie in the pocket;
- Cloaks and lightsabers for all employees. Easy to make yourself: Flexible water aerobics sticks are wrapped with shiny adhesive tape at one end. Or buy toys at the store;
- Rope with tied donuts;
- Empty matchboxes, bowl with boiled eggs;
- Cocktail straws, M&M bowl, party plates;
- Razors, balloons, markers, shaving foam;
- Paper plates;
- Memorable diplomas, gifts, prizes for competitions.
In almost every company or team, on the eve of a traditional men's holiday, the traditional question arises: how to congratulate friends or colleagues? And to come up with something original or humorous as a surprise or as a lead-in to the presentation of prepared gifts? If it takes place at a general buffet, corporate or friendly party, then a good idea might be some kind of funny scene, at the end of which you can arrange the most important solemn moment of the holiday - honoring the heroes of the occasion. We offer one of possible options- light and funny a costume scene to congratulate men on February 23, “Old Grandmothers.”
Advice to the organizers: The skit can be carried out either by rehearsing the main dialogue and musical performances of additional characters in advance, or by inviting guests from the audience to participate in the episodes directly at the holiday using some kind of game moment or survey. Their task is to effectively and artistically parade around the stage (the center of the hall) to the appropriate melody, and the participant in the role of the grandfather will, in addition to the defile, also have to read the words and put on a vest to match the image. If this is impromptu, then one of the assistants should prompt the participants at the moment of their exit.
Characters:
Grandma Masha
Grandmother Glasha
In the episodes: a fashionable girl, a glamorous lady, a tough guy, a heartthrob foreman, a long-legged beauty, a grandfather in a vest.
Scene script - congratulations on February 23rd "Old Grandmothers"
(Grandmothers come out)
1 sounds on the way out. Excerpt from “Old Grandmother”
Glasha: Hello, Masha. 
Masha: Hello, Glasha.
Glasha: How are you, how are you living?
Everything is still with Lenka,
Are you drinking your neighbor's blood?
Masha: What kind of health is there?!
I don't drink cow's milk
It stings in the side, my arm hurts,
Yes, it’s sciatica.
My knee aches at night.
Do you know, neighbor Lenka,
This is an infection so that she
They change husbands every year.
And do you know how old she is?
Older than her Movo husband Kolka.
Glasha: Is this the third one?
Masha: No, well, the third one is Petya.
Well, Kolka is the second one.
He was not on friendly terms with his head.
Glasha: Do you know that Pugacheva
Got ready to get married again.
Masha: What! What about Galkin?
Glasha: They say she got divorced.
Masha: Well, now she needs a husband
Right, probably, from the children. garden
(A stylishly dressed girl walks by with the gait of a model)
Sounds 2. Excerpt “I’m walking like this all...”
Glasha: There, your neighbor passed by.
She’s young, and she’s a flirt.
Masha: The skirt is kind of disgraceful,
It will crack right now at the seams.
Glasha: Yes, indeed, today's youth
You won't find one decent one.
It's not like we used to be
Everyone studied and read.
Masha: Yes, they worked until the night,
There was no urine for dancing.
(A “cool” man walks by, twirling his car key fob)
Sounds 3. Excerpt “600th Mercedes”
Glasha: Look, your new neighbor is here.
Chickens don't eat money.
Masha: Guess I stole the tea.
Look what a big guy!
Glasha: Mafia boss, no less.
Look, he tore up the dacha.
And a Mercedes car.
He drives it like a demon.
(A glamorous lady passes)
Sounds 4. Excerpt “More, more glamor...”
Masha: There, beautiful Yevona.
All silicone through and through.
It doesn’t come out, look,
From beauty salons.
Do you know, my neighbor Vanka,
Well, he has a cow, Manka,
He's red, he's so long,
Moonshine flows at night.
Glasha: What are you doing?
Masha: Yes, that's the cross -
I can't leave these places.
(A man walks by with a dancing gait, wearing a tie or jacket)
Sounds 5. Excerpt “And I love girls”
Glasha: There, our foreman, Valentin.
The most prominent of men.
Masha: Brigadier, yes, you know
He seems to be a drunk.
And there is one more sin,
He is painfully weak to the point of comfort.
And, most importantly, don’t be ashamed
Dragging behind every skirt.
(A young girl in a short skirt or dress walks by)
Sounds 6. Excerpt “Beauty Queen”
Glasha: There Natasha, slender legs,
Just like the cover model.
Masha: Just as skinny as they are.
They don’t feed her or something, understand.
(Grandfather comes out in a vest)
Sounds 7. Excerpt “You are a sailor, I am a sailor”
Masha: Oh, look, I've drawn myself.
Where are you going?
Glasha: Oh, great, Pyotr Kuzmich.
Masha: Why are you dressed up, old bastard?
Glasha: Look, I put on a vest,
And he shaved his beard.
Grandfather: Sednya, the holiday of the Army and Navy,
And you have one concern -
Wash everyone's bones,
It's time to pour! (or congratulate)
Masha: Oh, yes, we are always ready!
Glasha: Men, be happy!
Masha: rich!
Glasha: loved!
Masha: and healthy! (raise their glasses, all guests support)
Sounds 8. Let's drink to the men
(You can end the scene with a toast, presenting gifts, a general song or dance, depending on what kind of surprise is prepared for the heroes of the occasion)
Defenders of the Fatherland Day is approaching, and you want to stage funny skits for your male colleagues? Such a performance will help to amuse the guests and will be remembered by your colleagues for a long time.
Only representatives of the fair sex can participate in the productions, but several men can also be invited to the stage. Since the miniatures are small, it will be easy for them to learn their roles.
Short funny skits for February 23 at work
The first skit on February 23 for colleagues involves three girls. They can be dressed in ordinary clothes or long sundresses with kokoshniks on their heads.
Leading:
- Three maidens by the window
Daydreaming in the evening...
1st girl:
- I wish I could get married soon,
I'm really tired of girls!
2nd girl:
- Just for anyone
I wouldn't go out!
3rd girl:
- There are no good men,
This is now a rarity!
I would marry a businessman
Like behind a stone wall!
Mom would love her son-in-law,
But where can you get something like this?
1st girl:
- I wish I could marry the military -
Strong, extraordinary!
I would be happy
With a guy as strong as a rock.
2nd girl:
- Well, I'm sure
I would marry a sailor!
And while he swam in the sea,
I would live without knowing grief!
3rd girl:
– We’re daydreaming, girls...
All the guys crushed it.
They could lie on the sofa,
Have fun on the Internet!
Then, in this sketch of congratulations on February 23rd for men at work, he takes the floor presenter:
- Oh, these young people...
All of you can't bear to get married!
Let me get into the conversation.
I know where the guys are!
Not one, not two, not three...
Girls (in unison):
– Where is this?! Speak!
Presenter(points to the men sitting in the hall):
- Look here:
The guys are here!
Not the military, so what?
Everyone is stately and good-looking!
One person per sister...
1st girl(approaches one of the men):
- C'mon, I'll take it!
2nd girl(approaches another):
– I liked this one!
3rd girl(runs up to the third):
- This one smiled at me!
Girls in chorus:
- All the guys are good,
Just a holiday for the soul!
Presenter:
- Girls, you are right - today we really celebrate a holiday, and this is the holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, brave, courageous and self-confident, our knights and defenders. Let's congratulate them from the bottom of our hearts on Defenders of the Fatherland Day!
A funny skit on Defenders of the Fatherland Day will be completed by the performance of a reworked song based on the song “A Soldier Has a Day Off”:
Our dear men
Happy holiday again
We are on this February day
We are glad to congratulate you!
And brand new for you
Expensive suit!
And at least look at your shoes,
And expensive perfume
And expensive perfume!
Chorus:
We confess from the bottom of our hearts,
Why we admire you!
We are under your protection
Life is so easy!
We wish you prosperity,
Good luck in your endeavors,
And up the career ladder
Rise high!
Scenes for congratulating men at work on February 23
In the next short funny scene For colleagues on February 23, the military commissar, his deputy and several girls are participating.
A military commissar appears on stage:
– What kind of life... There are fewer and fewer conscripts every year, and they are somewhat frail. It's time to draft women into the army.
A deputy runs up to him with a piece of paper in his hands:
- Comrade military commissar! Your dream has come true! A corresponding decree has been issued, so you will have to recruit girls into the army. And here they are!
Brightly made-up glamorous girls appear in short dresses and high heels.
One of the participants in this miniature congratulating men states:
- Well, finally we have equal rights with the guys! Otherwise they have a lot of privileges compared to us.
Military commissar:
- What are these?
– Well, for example, you can wear clothes and shoes until they tear, and not until a new collection comes out.
The other girls continue:
– For them, the stomach is not a reason for worry, but a sign of masculinity!
– And you don’t have to worry about a manicure. It is done completely free of charge, and with teeth.
– And to normalize your nerves, you don’t need to visit a psychotherapist. It is enough to drink 200 grams of vodka or overhaul the carburetor.
The military commissar walks around the uneven formation, carefully examining the girls, and scratches the back of his head, then says:
- So, what else are we complaining about?
The girls answer:
– And guys don’t need to give birth! You can appear in the maternity hospital for only one hour, and only with beer.
“And you don’t have to stand at the stove for hours to cook dinner.” Just open it tin can, get the bread - and everything is ready.
Military commissar:
- Well, we've talked and that's enough. Be equal, girls! Attention! Before you are drafted into the army, you need to see if you are fit for it.
In this short, funny production for February 23rd for male colleagues, the ladies will have to pass the appropriate exams.
The military commissar hands one of the girls an elegant handbag.
- Well, let's see how you do push-ups.
She begins to raise her purse to the commander’s count: “One, two, three, ....”
Military commissar:
- Great! The fighter is good!
He approaches another girl.
- And you have another task - shooting with your eyes. Attention! Object on the left! Object on the right! Left! On right!
The girl shoots her eyes at the audience.
Military commissar:
– Excellent result! And this fighter is good! Now I’ll check how you know the charter.
All the girls take out fashion magazines and read them.
Military commissar:
- Wonderful fighters! Everyone is ready for service! And now they are in formation. Sing a song!
Participants funny scene On February 23, they perform for their male colleagues a reworked song based on the song “If only there were no winter”:
If there were no men,
Women would be bored!
Twenty third of February
It’s unlikely that they would have celebrated it!
Nails, lips and eyes
They would hardly paint it.
If there were no men,
If only, if only, if only!
If there were no men,
Dear girlfriends,
Who would then own his noodles
Was it hanging on our ears?
Who would I be for?
Feminine and weak?
If there were no men,
If only, if only, if only!
If there were no men,
Where can we get problems?
Who would we be talking about then?
Did you sing from this stage?
About whom every day
Would you think then?
If only there were no men...
If only there were women.
Modern scenes for February 23rd for a corporate party from women. Funny, new for men!
Well, not much time is left for the fair half of humanity to prepare for February 23rd. But men expect a holiday from their colleagues and girlfriends Have a good mood. And here the girls really can’t lose face in the dirt. And if so, then here are new sketches for February 23rd for a corporate party from women to make it fun. Funny and funny scenes will help you congratulate your male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day and make this evening unique and unlike anything else.
The first scene is a musical congratulation.
What's a holiday without a song?! And on the occasion of February 23, we need to perform beautiful, funny, but military and festive songs.
For this scene, the girls must learn some kind of dance, for example, change the usual soldier’s march to something bright and danceable. After all, the song is such that you want to march. The song itself is a reworked song based on the tune - a soldier has a day off. Our version of the song says that today is a holiday for men and girls dress up in honor of the holiday. So you can turn the march into how girls put on makeup and dress beautifully.
Here are the lyrics of the remade song:
The second scene is congratulations from famous women.
What man doesn’t dream of being approached by some famous woman? In this scene, all the secret desires of your men will come true.
To make this scene bright and funny, you need to rehearse and find outfits for the characters. And the images here are as follows: Venus, Vasilisa Krassa, Scheherazade, Isolde and Pamela Anderson. These are the girls who decided to congratulate the men in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day. You girls will have to find outfits for their images and select candidates who will cope with the role. And then everything is simple - after the host’s words, the girls take turns coming out and giving their speech. The men admire and fall to the floor in amazement.
Text for the scene:
Scene three - girls discuss gifts for men.
In this scene, three girls sit and discuss what to give men on February 23rd. During the discussion, they reach the point where the most the best gift for them there will be love! Do you agree with this?
Watch the video skit, memorize it and do the same performance for your men:
Scene four - girls are drafted into the army
This is a fictional scene, because in our country girls are not drafted into the army. But in honor of February 23, we will show men how real girls are chosen to serve in the army!
Military registration and enlistment office. There is a table. A nurse sits nearby. On the other side of the nurse are girls who are being drafted into the army. The doctor runs in and says to the nurse:
- Lyuba, what happened?! Why was I called to work so urgently?
Lyuba:
- urgently, because a new draft has been announced. And they called me - it was Monday, it was still a working day.
Doctor:
- ah, because of this or what? So this is nonsense. Now we will quickly send everyone to the army. (addresses conscripts) Do you want to join the army? You are all healthy!
The conscripts shout indignantly:
- no, we don’t want to, we are unfit, we are sick.
Doctor:
- who is unfit there? Come on, give me your medical history here.
The doctor takes a medical history from one conscript, lifts it up and looks at it. Speaks:
- I can not see anything.
Then he puts the story aside, and a thousand rubles remain in his hand, which he also holds up to the light and says:
- ah, now I see, I see that you are all glowing with happiness, since you are not fit for the army. This is confirmed by three zeros.
The conscript leaves the stage with joyful cries.
Doctor:
- so, who else is there with us? Ah, it’s you, my soul! Come here. Look (shows a photograph), what do you see there?
Conscript:
- I see love and two people in love.
Doctor:
- look, what an imagination. And I see my son, my boy, who shows promise and enters higher education educational institution! And here you are, who interferes with his life. That's it, it's decided - you are fit to serve on a submarine!
Conscript:
- maybe in a submarine after all. And not on her?!
Doctor:
Everyone will serve in a submarine, and you on a submarine1 will know. How to ruin a child's life.
Doctor addressing nurse:
- Or maybe all of them to the navy, for three years?
Conscripts in chorus:
- no, we can’t, we all have love!
Doctor:
Everyone has? Is everyone in love? Then you don’t need to come to me, you should go to a venereologist first. Check your love...
The conscripts leave the stage. Doctor:
- dear men, remember that serving is not just a year, two or three being away from home. This is a year, two or three years to protect us, girls who are waiting for you and believe in love! Happy holiday to you!