Characters: Host, Host
Props: symbolic, comic certificates for all men, awards for winning the competition, 2 sets of cards with the image of shoulder straps, 2 toy pistols, blindfolds, 10 plastic cups, 30 plastic cups, 3 rolls of bandages.
The event is best held in a non-company or organization. To do this, it is preferable to rent a banquet hall and decorate it in accordance with the theme of the holiday. The guests enter and sit down to the music. In a moment, the leaders appear.
Presenter:
This February evening
I'm glad to see you,
We've already lit the candles
Everything is ready for us!
Presenter:
Waiting for a lot of different toasts,
Joy and goodness awaits
The evening will be bright
Everything will be fine!
Presenter:
Dear men,
I want to congratulate you
And with good congratulations,
I'll start the evening!
And from myself happiness to you,
Health and love
Colleagues are now reading
Congratulations in turn!
Presenter:
(Invites the director or organizer of the company to the microphone)
Presenter:
We will check the glasses
And let's lift them up
And we'll drink to what we've said
For dear men!
(It is important, after each toast, to maintain a 5-10 minute pause so that guests can eat and chat)
Presenter:
And we would like to continue our evening with compliments! But, not men will pronounce them, as required by etiquette, but our beautiful women!
Competition "Compliments".
3-4 girls are selected to participate. Everyone should give original compliments while crouching. If the compliment is repeated, the participant is eliminated. The one with the most unique compliments wins.
Presenter:
The girls got a little pumped up, lost weight during the competition, and it's time to replenish the stock of calories burned. I propose to drink for their eloquence and ability to give compliments in the most unusual situations!
(pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
And now, for the next task, I would like to invite our heroes of the occasion, so to speak, to test their knowledge.
Competition "Shoulder straps".
2 participants are selected. Everyone receives the same set of cards with the image of shoulder straps. Task in 1 minute, decompose them into right order. Whoever gets the job done wins.) What you need: 2 sets of epaulette cards.
Presenter:
For you men
I suggest you drink
So that you are always cheerful!
To never get sick
And plenty of money for you friends!
(pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
But I wonder how accurately your colleagues can shoot? I suggest you check it out!
Competition "Shooter".
2 participants are selected. Everyone gets a toy gun. At a distance of 50-70 cm, plastic cups are placed. The task is to shoot down the target blindfolded in 1 minute. The one who hits the most targets wins.
You will need: 2 toy guns, blindfolds, 10 plastic cups.
Presenter:
I give the word
beautiful girls,
Toasts will say
And drink for you today!
(Girls alternately pronounce)
(Pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
You sat up for something
Gotta fix it
Get up and ask
You now dance!
(Dance break, lasting 15-20 minutes)
Presenter:
Please do not disperse, I have prepared an interesting task for you!
Competition "Pilots".
3 participants are selected. Each of them acts as a Pilot. The task is to persuade the girls to become part of their team in 1.5 minutes. Once the teams are formed, the pilots must pilot their "aircraft" by passing through an air loop. To do this, one of the presenters first forms a strip using plastic cups for this. All team members hold each other by the belt, and try to maneuver between the cups. The team that knocks down the least cups wins.
What you need: 30 plastic cups (10 per lane for each team).
Presenter:
I suggest everyone to drink for aerobatics so that there are no crooked stripes in your life!
(pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
Friends, in between the next dance break and the competition, I want to ask you a few riddles to test your vigilance, so to speak!
Options riddles:
1. Where, unlike you, does the soldier go?
(to service)
2. Where are the military stars?
(On shoulder straps)
3. Where does the soldier sleep?
(In the barracks)
4. Where does it go soldier on a date?
(In Dismissal)
5. Army signature dish?
(Barley porridge)
Presenter:
Great, and we continue! For the next competition, I need 3 pairs!
Competition "Oh, these dances".
Couples stand with their backs to each other, joining their arms at the elbows. The task is to dance to the given music. The duration of the competition is 2-2.5 minutes. The duration of the songs should not exceed 30 seconds.
(The couple that manages to do this in the most harmonious way will become the winner)
Presenter:
As for me it turned out harmoniously! I suggest the rest, take a place on the dance floor!
(Dance break 10-15 minutes)
Presenter:
But I wonder if our charming girls, in which case, will be able to provide first aid?
Presenter:
I suggest you check it out!
Contest "Bandage me".
6 participants are selected (3 men and 3 women). Each woman receives a roll of bandage. The task is to bandage the “wounded” in 1 minute. The winner will be the one that will cope with the task better and better than everyone else.
What you need: 3 rolls of bandages.
Presenter:
I want to raise a toast to men
And wish everyone well
There is no reason for sadness, evil,
Get rich, prosper!
Presenter:
Here we smoothly moved on to the most pleasant part - the presentation of gifts!
Presenter:
And you thought we forgot about gifts? No, we all remember!
(Symbolic gifts and certificates are presented, after which dances and feasts continue)
You can add more if needed
Defender of the Fatherland Day is a purely masculine celebration, so only girls are involved in its organization in the office. Regardless of whether there is one woman in the team or there are many of them, the holiday should turn out to be bright, perky and, most importantly, memorable. How to achieve such an effect, you ask? Yes, very easy! First, you need to choose or independently compose a cool script. Second, rehearse interesting scenes. Third, buy Original gifts. And finally - pick up good congratulations in poetry or prose "in your own words." The result will exceed all expectations. How to congratulate male colleagues at work since February 23? Read about it in our today's article!
How to congratulate men at work on February 23 in an original way and what gifts to choose for colleagues
Having looked through countless women's blogs on the eve of the holiday, inventive girls will find dozens and even hundreds of tips on how to congratulate men at work in an original way on February 23 and what gifts to choose for colleagues. But in practice the selection ideal option not as simple as it seems at first glance. Indeed, the preparation of congratulations to the heroes of the occasion is influenced by many important factors. For instance:
- The budget that women are willing to collect for gifts, decor and treats. The amounts can vary greatly depending on the status of the company and the region of the country;
- The number of guys / girls in the work team. There are completely unsuccessful combinations (15/2 or vice versa);
- Allocated time and place for congratulating male colleagues from February 23. If the authorities are allowed to spend only 15 minutes of the lunch break, there is no point in starting any speeches. It is better to spend your energy and finances on decorating the office and buying original souvenirs;
- The presence of a creative girl among the employees, ready to take on organizational moments. If it is not there, it will not be easy to create an atypical scenario for even the smallest event.
Only having decided on all of the above factors, you can successfully choose the right way to congratulate men in the office on Defender of the Fatherland Day. Traditionally, such congratulations include:
- decoration of the working room with posters, ribbons, camouflage balls and other thematic gizmos;
- an original greeting in the format of issuing subpoenas, presenting awards or dressing up in military uniform;
- demonstrative performance of girls (alteration song, ditties, dance in costumes, reading congratulatory verses, demonstration of a video clip, etc.)
- presenting original gifts or small men's souvenirs;
- a small buffet with beer and roach, porridge and stew or champagne and cakes in a suitable design.
It is also worth considering that the quality performance of even one of all the points will be a pleasant surprise and a good surprise for real men.
Original gifts for male colleagues on February 23
How to originally congratulate men at work on February 23 and what gifts to choose for colleagues is the eternal question of confused employees on the eve of Defender of the Fatherland Day. The second part of this riddle is especially important. If the entertaining or buffet part remains only pleasant memory after the day "X", then the gift will remind you of the holiday for many more weeks, months and even years.
We offer you a short list of the most successful acquisitions that can become a really nice gift for every man or guy.
- Set "Jar and glasses"
- Beer mug
- Bath set with broom, hat and towel
- Board game for men
- Wall calendar with a cartoon from a photo
- Gift box with cognac, cigar and ballpoint pen
- Flash drive or diary
- Antistress ball
- T-shirt with funny inscription
- Plaid and thermos
- Ticket for an event of interest (extreme entertainment, excursion, master class, etc.)
- Homemade gift type: ram bouquet, beer can tank, sock cake
How to congratulate men on February 23 at work: scenarios for a team in the office
Any original and uncomplicated holiday scenario is suitable for congratulating the male half of the team on February 23 in the office. Of course, if it corresponds to a given topic, it is calculated on the number of girls in the number of employees, and will not drag on for hours. As a rule, office congratulations are limited in budget and time, so the script should be filled as rationally as possible with the best moments for men. Pay attention to the following entertainment that can be remembered for a bright emotional outburst and become the best gift received at work:
- A short collective quest for men in one room (in a meeting room, dining room, etc.). It can be based on puzzles and tasks with historical or military overtones, and a duffel bag with gifts for each participant will be a surprise;
- The comic rewarding of the heroes of the occasion with various kinds of prizes and titles that do not intersect with official duties. For example: "chief candy-eater of the office", "copier consultant", "head of the tea and coffee department", etc.;
- Master class on male interests. For example: "how to assemble a rifle for one-two-three", "top 5 dishes of dumplings, mayonnaise and sausage", "tricks with humor and a catch for a cheerful male company";
- Photo shoot in military outfits with fake weapons;
- Lunch in the style of a field kitchen, including barley with stew, boiled potatoes with sprat and pickled cucumber, beer with roach and other suitable delicacies;
Most of these fun surprises can be successfully combined into one short event, making it simply unforgettable. Now you know how to congratulate men on February 23 at work: look for scripts for the team in the office in the videos below.
Examples of scenarios for February 23 to congratulate men in the work team
How to originally congratulate men on February 23 at work: ready-made skits and popular improvisations
Ready-made skits and popular improvisations are one of the best ways to congratulate men in an original way on February 23 at work. Small dramatizations can be:
- lyrical (about military operations, heroic deeds, soldier's unrequited love, etc.);
- humorous (about women in the service or curiosities in army life);
- improvisations (fairy tales-alterations on roles such as "Turnip", "Kolobok", "Little Red Riding Hood");
Depending on the specifics of the labor process and the atmosphere in the team, you can choose the most suitable option. At the same time, it is worth thinking in a timely manner about the distribution of roles, potential participants, the necessary equipment, costumes, the necessary scenery and musical accompaniment. Having thoroughly prepared everything and diluted it with light thematic humor, it will be possible to congratulate men in an original way on February 23 at work: see the ready-made scenes and popular improvisations in the video in the next section.
Funny congratulatory sketches for male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day
How to congratulate men on February 23 at work in an original way in verse
If you don't have the time, financial foundation, or simple inspiration to organize an entire entertainment program at work to colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day, congratulate men on February 23 in an original way in verse. This method is less spectacular in comparison with scenes, a thematic photo session or a beer buffet, but no less pleasant if performed from the heart. In addition, you don’t have to guess for a long time about how to congratulate men on February 23 at work in an original way in verse. It is enough to choose a suitable poem from our selection, divide it into parts and tell it "by roles" or in chorus to the entire women's team.
Congratulations in verse for male colleagues on the occasion of February 23
It's not easy to be a man in our century,
To be the best, the winner, the wall,
A reliable friend, a sensitive person,
Strategist between peace and war.
Be strong, but ... submissive, wise, gentle,
To be rich, but ... do not spare money.
To be slim, elegant and… careless.
To know everything, to do everything and to be able to do everything.
On holiday we wish you ... patience
In solving your life problems.
Health to you, love and inspiration.
Successes creative and every success!
Real men are given eternal glory
Your courage, reliability and honesty are dear to us.
You are not just a brave defender of our Fatherland,
You warm people's hearts with your warmth.
We congratulate you on this holiday and sincerely believe
That health and happiness, careless companions of days,
Will always enter your life through open doors
In the role of the most beloved and faithful, reliable friends.
All our men are like birds
And each in his own way nests in life.
A man - Owl - watches races at night.
The man - Magpie - has stash.
Man - Eagle - jealousy, lightning, thunder.
The man - Titmouse - drags everything from the house.
Man - Bullfinch - there is no more beautiful tailcoat,
But he - migrant, but.
Sparrows - at home in winter and summer.
Rooster - .. (sorry, this is not about that now).
Woodpecker will fix you home comfort -
Neighbors all at once - khan and kaput.
Needed for Dove special care
Cooing lyrically, but everywhere litter.
The man - Cuckoo - is careless, like the wind,
Wife - one-day, attached children.
Man - Hummingbird - from flower to flower,
Only sweet loves his proboscis.
The penguin is an interesting, in general, bird,
Playful, but always afraid of something,
And the Swan carries fidelity in his heart all his life,
Its white-winged flight is beautiful.
What are you different, our men,
But not to love you - there is no serious reason ...
Happy holiday to you, Dear men,
Congratulations, love, because there are reasons for this.
You are the best, the most glorious,
You are the strongest. You are the most, the most.
You are our hope, and faith with love,
You are our pill for sadness and pain.
You are our salvation in moments of despair -
Ordinary workers and big bosses.
All women of "…Company name…" send you congratulations.
Wish you luck in love and work!
Man is the steel of the spring
The engine singing in the sky
A single formidable step of the squad,
eagle scream in the heights of the mountains.
A man is a bunch of pepper
businesslike firm hand
AND loving women a heart:
So let's drink to the man!
How to congratulate colleagues in the office on February 23 with beautiful lines in prose
Creative teams with extraordinary personalities in the composition is unlikely to like congratulations with template verses. Crazed phrases will not bring any joy to women and will certainly cut the ear with their primitiveness to the heroes of the occasion. At this time, it is better to congratulate creative colleagues in the office on February 23 with beautiful prose lines. Put an original meaning into the congratulation, pick up good wishes, supplement the speech with small notes of humor or short curiosities from the life of employees. In fact, everything is much simpler than it seems. Read in the next section examples of how to congratulate colleagues in the office on February 23 with beautiful lines in prose.
A selection of beautiful prose congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day for men in the office
From the bottom of my heart I wish all the men with whom I was lucky to share my working days professional and personal success, good health, strength of mind, care and understanding of loved ones, peace of mind and the warmth of the home. And also worthy to wear the honorary title of a man!
Dearly beloved colleagues and just true, reliable friends! With great joy, we hasten to congratulate you on February 23 - Happy Russian army and real men. And our team consists of just such men! We wish you a peaceful sky over your heads, warm hugs and sincere smiles. Happy holiday!
Male colleagues, male heroes and defenders, the twenty-third of February is a great day to talk about our respect for you, faith in your strength, courage and ability to help in difficult times. We wish to remain a reliable support for women and sincerely love them, and they will respond doubly. Clarity of mind to you and inexhaustible optimism!
The best colleagues, congratulating everyone on February 23, we would like not to lose the cohesion of the team, the stamina of the team spirit and the joy of everyday work. We all work for a single goal - to prosper, which means that we all stand for the protection of the interests of our team and all together - we are the force that is invincible!
Most of our conscious life is spent at work. Our employees are our friends, family, mentors and social circle. With them we share joys and worries, discuss news and purchases. Without colleagues, the world would be boring and uninteresting. Dear associates! Happy holiday to you! Since February 23!
How beautiful to congratulate on February 23 in your own words men at work
We offer you another extraordinary way how to beautifully congratulate men on February 23 in your own words at work. To do this, it is worth making small “soldier letters” with your own hands and writing in them short wishes from the female half of the team. Unusual gifts "messenger" in camouflage uniform can be given to each male employee who came to the office in the morning. Such beautiful congratulations on February 23 in their own words will pleasantly surprise men and be preserved for a long memory.
A collection of beautiful congratulations in your own words to the men in the team on February 23
Today you are celebrating your men's holiday, which, although it breathes winter severity, gallantly opens the door to gentle spring. We wish you, colleagues, to always have nerves of steel, gallant behavior, spring warmth in the soul and nobility in your male hearts.
Dear colleagues, we are men and are obliged to carry this title with dignity! The gene of defenders is in our blood, and only we must ensure the peace of mothers, the joy of children, the happiness of families and the prosperity of our beloved Fatherland. I wish any of us grandiose thoughts, abundant health and expanse for boiling energy!
February pleases us with severe weather and a holiday of courage, courage and glory, a holiday of men. Be healthy, our dear colleagues, valiant defenders and friends! Be confident in yourself and in our continued dedication and support. May your deeds and labors be successful, your worries pleasant, your feelings ardent, your hearts hot, and the sky peaceful.
Happy Fatherland Day, dear colleagues! I do not want easy ways, with them your life will be boring and predictable, and do not lose the instinct of discoverers, the spirit of competition and healthy rivalry. No need to weigh all the decisions for a long time, trust your heart - women choose those who take risks and aim to win. Health to all, success and love!
For some, work is the meaning of life, for others it is a way to earn money. But all of you dear men, treat your work duties with the necessary responsibility. That is why you are wonderful colleagues. With your holiday, from February 23! Let your life be filled with the most joyful events and only pleasant accomplishments!
Defender of the Fatherland Day - important holiday not only for men, but for the whole team. And even if there is one woman and many more guys on the staff, you still have to prepare for the event. Must be selected in advance short script, re-read a couple of scenes, purchase original gifts (perhaps at the expense of the company) and pick up cool congratulations in verse or prose. It’s not superfluous to decorate the office and prepare a couple of unexpected surprises. The task is not simple, but its solution is quite real. After reading our article, you probably understood how to congratulate male colleagues at work on February 23. Use the acquired knowledge to surprise your defenders as pleasantly as possible.
Characters:
2 leading, Man, Man, Man.
1st Leader: In such a kind and evening hour We are together now!
2nd Leader: We want the lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Leader: How good men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Leader: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and entertainment!
1st Leader: Let's not waste time - It's time for us to congratulate men!
2nd Leader: Today is a man's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!
GREETING CARD GAME
On the tablet is a greeting card with the following text:
Our _____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You ______________ and ________________
And for that we are very grateful!
Although February is snow-white outside the window, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
You are welcome ___________, ____________, _________, __________ and ___________!
We celebrate this holiday with you,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay ___________, __________, __________, __________ and ___________!
The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex attract them.
Answers fit into the gaps on the greeting card, and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage from above with a parachute.)
1st Leader: It seems that in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, a landing force is landing to us.
(The hosts raise the parachute, from under which the Man appears.)
2nd Lead: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) Here appropriate place for landing!
1st Leader: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Leader: February 23 brings us the representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
Man: I see a lot of them in the hall.
2nd Leader: You are right, there are enough heroes of the occasion here.
Man: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Leader: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to take the stage!
COMPETITION "FIGHT ON HUNTS"
The contestants squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the opponents' palms, try to push each other out of the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hands or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize is received by the one who has not left the combat limits to the last.
2nd Leader: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Leader: For example, in the ladies' wardrobe there are things that previously took place in the men's wardrobe.
1st Leader: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Leader: Let's get to know them.
GAME "FROM MEN TO LADIES"
The presenters invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that have passed to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely, the ladies also hardly think of you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, the fair sex understands men in their own way.
COMPETITION "MEN IN THE WOMEN'S UNDERSTANDING"
Ladies who excelled in the previous game receive a tablet with an album sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man on a fishing trip”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must schematically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces appear for everyone to see.
The prize is given to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.
Man: Here, it turns out, how you, dear ladies, see us men. I want to offer you an amusing quiz called "A man through the eyes of a woman."
QUIZ "A MAN IN THE EYES OF A WOMAN"
The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer from the three given by the Man for each question of the quiz.
1. What will the man do with the candy?
a) will quickly eat it whole;
b) eat slowly, biting off a little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it, so as not to drop the dignity of the stronger sex.
2. What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?
a) exotic
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother used to tell him when he was a child.
3. What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?
a) before buying, consult with the seller, having learned his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until the next time.
4. How will a man who travels in an unfamiliar area and suddenly go astray act?
a) ask for directions from the first person you meet;
b) will get angry in uncertainty;
c) will start looking for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.
5. What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?
a) quickly rush forward, ahead of others;
b) slowly move off;
c) will create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.
1st Leader: Ladies and men - always unsolved mysteries for each other.
2nd Leader: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: It's probably because we love surprises.
1st Leader: Then you should deliver them.
2nd Leader: Surprises, fly to the hall!
(6 paper parachutes with hanging cases from below land in the auditorium from above. kinder surprises. The six men who caught the parachutes are asked to go backstage.)
Man: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Lead: Men's surprises begin!
COMPETITION "MALE SURPRISES"
Six men become contestants. Backstage, they open cases hanging from parachutes and find a note with the name of an animal in them. Then the contestants, in order of priority, enter the stage and, with the help of pantomime, portray their animals. Before the exit of each contestant, the presenters announce: “The man is at work”; "A man at home"; "Man driving"; "The man in the restaurant"; "Man at the resort"; "Man with Friends"
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.
2nd Leader: No one expected such surprises from the representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Leader: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry somewhere.
Man: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Leader: However, the lucky ones are speeding up.
1st Lead: I wonder where the happy man is in a hurry?
2nd Leader: There are many answers to this question today.
(Presenters with microphones descend into the auditorium and receive answers to this question from the representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Leader: And I thought that happy men rush only to the garage.
Man: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Leader: Our next competition for true motorists!
COMPETITION "DO NOT LET UP!"
Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon the fastest and bursts it.
1st Leader: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies when they get two outfits out of turn.
2nd Leader: Usually it happens like this.
(The hosts and the Man go to the left side of the wings, from the opposite side of which the characters of the interlude “Two outfits out of turn” appear.)
INTERMEDIA "TWO OUT OF LINE"
She:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She: These are not my desires! These are duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to fulfill!
He: And what duties, in your opinion, should a conscientious husband have?
She: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - to serve coffee in bed, on weekends - to present flowers, and on holidays - to please with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She: Now I understand why you always get yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She: For your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness stopped.
She: And you hid it from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She: This immediately catches your eye if you enter our bedroom! No wonder my friends asked me one juicy question: why are our beds far apart!
He: And what did you answer them?
She: My husband has a pig!
He: Sounds convincing.
She: This is not your “mumps”, but you are a real boar!
He: Scream louder - people might think that we are celebrating the Year of the Boar.
She: I have been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I'll go and make you gifts.
She:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She:(excitedly) Now you will make such presents to yourself all the time!
He: After your hands, they look spectacular.
She: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he was not born.
She: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She: And I'll live your philistine life!
He: No wonder my friends asked me why our beds are far apart.
She: Did you do this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite satisfied with the cuisine.
She:(sobbing) That's why the table's legs are loose.
He: Three bottles of beer for three is not a great load.
She:(excitedly) Then why are they wobbly?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She:(incredulously) What are you implying?
He: For your weakness.
She:(modestly) Actually, right after we got married, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why are you living in the kitchen?
She:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am a strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Why wasn't I born a woman?
She: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The sideshow characters bow and move to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)
1st Leader: The outfits have been awarded, now it's time to play!
2nd Leader: The most festive game for everyone... Together: "February guessing games"!
FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME
The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. Game to activate the public.
1st Leader: February gave us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")
2nd Leader: Ladies in the evening in excitement
Prepared pickles,
For men's straight gait
We also bought ... (Vodka)
1st Leader: Strong sex without worries
The grocery store leads a trip:
They need one trifle -
Five-star... (Cognac)
2nd Leader: Ladies on their feet a little light
They induce their marafet;
They give in bundles of bright
Guys... (Gifts)
1st Leader: The men are not far behind
Near the mirror scurry:
Before taking a hundred grams,
They dream of conquering ... (Dam)
2nd Leader: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They get... (Compliments)
1st Leader: On a holiday, ladies will not refuse:
Respect with a word of affection,
Well fed vysusno -
Men will not be ... (Sad)
2nd Leader: Hour of fun is the best chance
Make a curtsey,
And then, no matter what,
To be under ... (Table)
1st Leader: The holiday is not to blame
That a detachment dived under the table -
The men are a bit tired
Very sweet ... (Drowsed off)
2nd Leader: In the morning the strong sex will wake up
Dive into weekdays again.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February ... (Holiday)
(A peasant appears on the right side of the wings with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a work uniform.)
Man:(fervently) good evening! Shouldn't something be nailed, screwed or repaired here ?! (pulls screwdriver out of pocket)
1st Leader: What a business man.
2nd Leader: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Man: Then I'll stay with you a little, - suddenly my help is needed!
1st Leader: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Man: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I do not forget the entertainment! (B balloons: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Leader: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons take the stage. The presenter bursts one of the red balloons in which there was a note.)
1st Leader: Now we will find out what a surprise is fraught with a red ball! (reads the text of the note)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and sticks
So, the case will make sense
And the joy of the little ones!”
Man: This is just my part! (takes out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)
COMPETITION "Scoring"
Men who catch red balls receive a hammer, a bar and 6 nails each. Their task is to drive nails into a bar with a hammer.
The winner is the one who copes with the task ahead of everyone (the quality of work is also taken into account).
2nd Leader: Now let's reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and announces the note in it :)
"You need screws and a screwdriver
Definitely fit!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better helpers!
COMPETITION "PRIVINTILES"
The men who caught the yellow balls receive a screwdriver from the Peasant, wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks. Their task: to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The prize is given to the most agile and skillful contestant.
Man: Masters and hooks rejoice!
1st Leader: Russia has been famous for artisans from time immemorial. Whatever the city, then its craftsmen.
2nd Leader: And our cities, by the way, are named after male names.
GAME "CITIES AND MEN"
The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Man: In every city there are avid fishermen! Am I right? .. Then we'll have a fun fishing trip!
COMPETITION "FUN FISHING"
A peasant takes out three ropes from behind the curtains, tied together in the middle, where a dried vobla is suspended. Six men who took an active part in the previous game, take up the sticks that are at the ends of the ropes and diverge in different directions.
To cheerful music, they wind the rope around a stick, thus approaching the wobble, which will get the most agile.
1st Leader: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Leader: Are they well versed in cooking?
1st Leader: This is easy to find out if you play the game "The Way to a Man's Heart".
GAME "WAY TO THE HEART OF A MAN"
The hosts ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and a chicken. (Omelette)
2. Oriental dish, on solemn occasions crowned with a ram's head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi cake. (Cake) 4. Pig layer. (Salo)
5. Apricot, who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6. Bagel-undersize. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Pure)
8. The fruit boxers love. (Pear)
9. Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our way. (Yogurt)
The game assumes choral responses. The culinary savvy take the stage.
Man: Come on, food lovers, take apart the air sausages!
COMPETITION "AIR SAUSAGES"
Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which the Muzhik gives a balloon in the form of a sausage to the captains. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other the ball, sandwiched between their legs (it is forbidden to help with their hands). The winner is the team whose sausage was tested by all its participants in the minimum amount of time.
2nd Leader: Men have not only a good appetite, but also mental capacity.
1st Leader: Our game is proof of that.
2nd Leader: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!
GAME "CHARGE THE BRAIN!"
The hosts read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall should name them in one word.
1. Jacket for a diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for ingenuity. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5. The epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The reverse side of the back of the head. (Face)
7. An occasion to publicly cuddle with a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9. Part of the face, which is sometimes hung. (Nose)
10. A plant that is responsible for the relationship between people with its head. (Chamomile)
The smartest are invited to the stage.
Man: For those who know how to charge their brains, there is a contest called "February Humor"!
COMPETITION "FEBRUARY HUMORINE"
The man offers the smartest men funny situations:
On February 1, 23, as a gift from your beloved, you will receive a funny souvenir - horns.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. The wife calls the cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4. Alone with you, your beloved constantly faints.
5. On Sunday you were fixing your 1 year old son's crib and found an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that you are Aleksey according to your passport. Competitors answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.
1st Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, what else can distinguish men?
Man: With his prowess and musicality!
2nd Leader: Can these concepts be compatible?
Man: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we will do something for you!., (shouts towards the right wings:) Hey, friends, your help is needed! (Four men come on stage, one of whom plays an accordion, and four women.)
1st Leader: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about the representatives of the stronger sex.
Man: Ladies - the decoration of our daring quintet!
ladies: (roaringly) Wow!
2nd Leader: In that case, we are all aware.
Man: Men's ditties! (The peasant and his friends sing ditties. Women are located between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)
MEN'S PARTS
1st: We will sing to you now
Under the accordion ditties!
You arrange a dance
Wives and girlfriends!
2nd: We met with the cutie
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to screw up!
3rd: What's up with the girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts to her
Like any!
4th: Me wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
Set a table for two people
Doesn't invite me to eat.
5th: I'm after my wife
whole year looked after
Cavaliers day-to-day
He dared her!
1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs,
No fish, sorry.
2nd: Invites you to visit
My sweetheart is not always:
If you need to arrange something -
Know me then!
3rd: I got lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how they went to the registry office with her, -
Requires outfits.
4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I'm always on the ass!
5th: We cheered you up -
It became more fun!
clap us now
From the heart soon!
Man:(to the hosts) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Leader: It was unsurpassed!
Man: I won’t talk in vain! .. (glances at his friends, who show him in the direction of the wings) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun entertainment! (To the tune of an accordion, a peasant with friends and girlfriends heads towards the right wings.)
2nd Leader: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!
MYSTERIOUS FRIENDS GAME
The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. Everyone in the audience must guess male names rhyming to the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to activate the audience.
1. The musician is great:
And play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you ... (Petya)
2. Cavalier he is what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Out on a date again
Daring handsome ... (Misha)
Z. Any business argues
In his "golden" hands.
Call - you soon
It always helps ... (Andrey)
4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
Say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear "Great!" -
Without a doubt, this is ... (Vova)
5.Hiking - his element:
The expanse of native expanses beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)
b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't get lost anywhere with it.
Everything has a sense of proportion
Serious... (Valery)
7. He is an excellent interlocutor,
You will be exposed to many topics.
Books to read amateur
At leisure, smart ... (Vitya)
8. “What a dandy is exquisite” -
He hears from all directions.
Do not find sweeter and more beautiful
Groom than dandy-... (Sasha)
9. Loves speed very much,
You will ride with the wind.
Will overtake everyone on the road,
He will only sit behind the wheel ... (Serge)
10. He loves the comfort of home,
The table will be set - the highest class.
Door open for friends
At the gallant ... (Nikita)
1st Leader: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Leader: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Leader: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy remained in the distant past.
2nd Leader: Do not draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (referring to a man of pleasant appearance:) May I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the leaders)
1st Leader:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Leader:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Leader: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all the representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful act.
1st Leader: So, you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Leader: Surely a funny game will make their answers more truthful.
GAME "Well, VERY TRUE!"
10 balloons fly from above into the auditorium. The hosts are asked to catch the balls exclusively for the male half and go on stage with them. Then those who came out in order of priority are taken out of the wallets of the presenters banknotes, printed on a color printer, on the reverse side of which contains one question each:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Do you suffer from jealousy?
. Do you enjoy Mogol Gogol?
. Is scrambled eggs and sausage your signature dish?
. Is the Kama Sutra considered your reference book?
. Are you a notorious ladies' man?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentle sex?
The answers to the questions are in the balloons:
. There was not and will not be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most enjoyable for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
. If there is no second half nearby.
. Not without it. The players pop their balloons and read out the notes with the answers.
For frankness, everyone receives sweet prizes. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, motivating that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.
1st Leader: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Leader: And where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants of the previous game go to different sides of the wings and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)
COMPETITION "KNIGHTS OF LADIES' HEARTS"
Girls form 2 teams, both men become captains. To cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team in turn and carry them to the chair and back. The team wins, in which in a short period of time all the girls have been on their hands.
1st Leader: There are a great many men known for their achievements, and if you remember all of them, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Leader: Then let us pay attention to the glorious triples!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Leader: Coward, Dunce, Experienced.
2nd Leader:(to the audience) And now, dear audience, let's play with you!
GAME "GOOD TROYS"
Those present in the hall call the men who make up the famous triples (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.
1st Leader: After such a game, I would like to invite three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious threesomes, to the stage.
(Three men and three women enter the stage.)
2nd Leader:(to those who left) Remind everyone, please, the name of the festive evening ... Our next contest is called the same way!
COMPETITION "MAN, MAN, MAN"
Higher men and women form opposite-sex pairs. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men's tray with the inscription: "man"; "man"; "man".
To the tune of the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune" they make their male assistants hairstyles with the given name (combs, invisibles, elastic bands and small hairpins are given as improvised means).
The winner is chosen by audience applause. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for patience and endurance.
1st Leader:(to the Man) Let me know, is this your first time on stage or has your debut already taken place?
Man: I performed with the school theater studio.
2nd Leader: Have you played female roles?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Leader: Probably, you broke the thunder of applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Leader:(to the hall) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!
THE GAME "STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES"
Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who takes part in the game is awarded a prize - balloon, after which the men are left on stage.
1st Leader:(to men) We will not ask you to try on women's dress, but you will have to show your artistic abilities!
COMPETITION "Oh, THESE LEGS!"
The men who took part in the previous game are given markers. In 1 minute, they must depict female legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to whoever has the most.
2nd Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comic advice for the stronger sex!
(to the motive "Songs about alcohol mashine» from the movie «Moonshiners»)
1. If you don’t feel like getting up early,
And warmed up a soft bed,
So you are friends with her -
You can't break up!
2. If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let the whole evening wait later:
Expectation in favor of her -
Will love you more!
Z. If your wife made an omelet for you
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a cock -
You can have two hens!
4. If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of longing, -
Smile out loud
And the longing will go to the socks!
5. If your wife is used to being jealous
And to get your nitpicks, -
Let him go to the circus, and that hour
Take a break from stupid phrases!
b. If a neighbor often began to drop in,
who has no wife yet,
Post a dossier about him -
He will welcome guests!
7. If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
So, she will also be lucky with the present:
you hooves in right hour
Provide without embellishment!
8. If the mother-in-law was suddenly overstayed with you, -
Dress up at home, you, like a Papuan,
Beat loudly on the drum -
The sofa will not be nice to her!
9. If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her back the bus ticket
Close the door behind you
She needs another viewer!
10. If a garage has become a mile of your apartment,
Do not constrain his modest surroundings, -
Can you live in peace
And don't worry about the past!
1st Leader:(to the Man) Your comic advice amused not only the representatives of the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Leader: Thank you for the pleasure and please come to the auditorium. (The man takes his seat in the front row.)
1st Leader: All the day gave men's fun!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And left a good memory
He filled our hearts!
2nd Leader: So don't leave holiday us,
After all, there are real men,
With which the twists are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in a good hour!
Party scenes for March 8 and February 23, Unlike impromptu fairy tales will require some pre-training, it is desirable to at least partially costume them and rehearse them in advance, but the skits will be a pleasant surprise for your friends or colleagues.
Such numbers, prepared on their own, always arouse great interest, cheer everyone up and make any holiday brighter and more fun.
1. A scene with sign language translation for a corporate party.
(Two guests participate in: one of them reads the text on a piece of paper, the other shows it with gestures)
Characters:
congratulating,
sign language interpreter
Text
To you…………… Shows his hand at everyone.
for the holiday ... ... Clicks on the throat.
we……………... Shows himself and the Man.
Come!………... Depicts steps.
Congratulations…..Click on the throat.
brought!……….Carries a heavy load with both hands
Let's sing……..He opens his mouth wide.
and have fun!……Waving his arms.
Sin……………..Baptized.
today…………Looks at the clock.
don't get drunk!…….Click on the throat.
Holiday………..Waving his arms.
together…………..Shows with his hands at everyone.
note……….Click on the throat.
from the heart…………Hand to chest.
you……………… Shows at all.
congratulations!. …..Shakes his left hand with his right.
Ten times,………Quick clicks in the throat.
or even twenty ... Quick clicks with both hands.
wish………..Hand to chest.
you ……………… Shows at all.
wealth!………… Shows pieces of paper with his fingers.
However, money ... Shows pieces of paper with his fingers.
nonsense, .…………..Waves it off.
The main thing, ………….. Forefinger up.
health,…………..Hand to heart.
yes?……….. ………. Nod of the head.
Happiness……………Waving his arms wide.
to all of you…………..Points to all the guests.
full …………… Shows a big belly.
House! ……………….. Depicts a roof with his hands.
And love… ……….. Sends an air kiss.
huge …………..Describes a large circle.
in him! ……………… Shows the roof of the house.
To live………..He drives with his shoulders.
you - ... ... ... ... ... ... Shows at everyone.
do not grieve, … ……… Threatens with a finger.
We ……………………………… Shows everyone.
always ready………. Pioneer salute.
drink! …………………. Clicks on the throat
(Source: domprazdnika.ru)
2. Scene for February 23 "Guarding the peace of men"
Actors and props:
Sniper - fashionista (in high heels)
The scout is the thinnest (binoculars around her neck)
Topographer - the most businesslike (in the hands of a roll of papers and a topographer's tablet)
The artillerywoman is the most powerful and lively (in a helmet, with a fake gun)
Nurse instructor - solid (with a first-aid kit, a bandage with a red cross on the sleeve)
Quartermaster - housekeeper (with a ribbon of toilet paper rolls around her neck and a shopping bag in which bread and a loaf of sausage)
Kultorg - the smallest and nimble (in the hands of any props of the mass entertainer)
Driver (has a car, holds a fake steering wheel in his hands)
Sang - vociferous (in the hands of a toy harmonica)
Platoon commander - boss or authoritarian lady
Commissar - a stately woman (in a military tunic with shoulder straps)
SCENE 1
Women (without props), as if walking after work, come out in a group and stand in a group, conducting a free conversation among themselves. Standing aside is the Leader - the observer.
Presenter:
It was in the evening
There was nothing to do.
Not in a hurry for dinner
The ladies are unmarried.
They don't want to break up
We looked at the sunset.
Look at the military
They talk among themselves.
The conversation of women, during which they gesticulate, pointing in the direction of the proposed military enlistment office nearby.
First: How many good men would be for us, women,
Kab, not vodka, not tobacco, if not for war!
Second: From the call of jerks taught to run,
And good men were lured into a contract.
Third: If it goes on like this, then what will we come to?
Soon there will be no one to breed offspring.
Fourth: Only women will save this position.
Maybe the women's militia can save the men.
Fifth: So, we will go to serve under the contract ourselves.
At ease, girls, around, quickly for things!
They run backstage, take their props, each one equips herself in her own way, go out, stand in a crowd, as if at the military registration and enlistment office.
SCENE 2.
Commissar appears.
Commissar: This is who we are? Women's brigade?
Patriots? Do you need to protect men?
Have you decided to join the army under a contract?
(All loudly unanimously agree: yes, yes.)
So, calm down, stand up! There will be registration!
(Takes a tablet and a pen for recording recruits, walks along the line.)
Clearly: last name, age, what you know how to do.
Women give their names and clearly underestimate their age.
First(gives name): 20 years.
I can shoot accurately with my eyes,
I will lay down the enemy!
(He shoots with his eyes around, saying: Choo! Choo! Choo!)
Commissar: We write - a sniper.
Second(gives name): 20 years.
I can explore
I will hide behind any tree and behind a branch.
(Hides behind the first woman and peeps out through binoculars.)
Commissar: Yes, scout.
Third (gives name): 25 years.
I can draw up a military map, put all the fighters in their places.
Commissar: Yes, a topographer.
Fourth (gives name): 25 years.
I own heavy weapons
I’ll hit it so hard that no one will have time to utter a word.
Commissar: Yes, heavy artillery.
Fifth (gives name): 25 years.
I am a health worker, I can heal,
I can be of last help.
Commissar: Yes, a nurse.
sixth (gives name): 25 years.
I have a business idea
I want to do military supply.
Commissar: Yes, the quartermaster.
seventh(gives name): 25 years.
I can create a platoon cultural brigade,
(The military commissar shrugs his shoulders - they say, here's another pigalic ...)
seventh (requestingly):
I can carry anti-aircraft guns if necessary.
Commissar: Okay (waves), cult trader
eighth(gives name): 20 years.
I'm good at driving
Can passenger car drive.
Commissar: So - the staff driver.
ninth (gives name): 20 years.
As soon as I start up, the enemy will go deaf!
Commissar: Yes, she sang.
Tenth(gives name): 25 years. (Speaks pompously.)
On the guide I ate the dog
I can raise a platoon to attack.
Commissar: Yes, the platoon leader.
All attention. Question with meaning:
Do you know the slogans of the women's militia?
Everything(in chorus): We know!
Those who are 20 years old shout:
"Marriage!"
Those who are 25 years old shout:
"Not-to-be-whether-bridge!"
Commissar:
So, we have formed a platoon.
Everyone get gear and uniforms!
Quietly, to the left, march forward!
(Everyone turns to the left, some to the right, then they get up as they should.)
Sing a drill perky!
ninth (sings):
Oh, beautiful sunsets over the Volga,
You escorted me to the soldiers.
Everything (pick up).
You shook your hand, you saw off,
You followed, you followed...
The platoon leaves, minting a step.
Commissar: (to the men in the audience)
Well, men, should you be sad?
You are now our real rear!
The women didn't let us down.
They are strong enough to protect you!
To you, our dear and dear,
We wish you to live carefree
And save energy in the economy,
To bring children into the world.
Women love you unconditionally
Happiness, joy, success await you!
After all, in the world, everyone has long known,
There are many women, enough for all of you!
(Source: domprazdnika.ru)
3. Scene scenario for February 23 "Three heroes"
Characters:
First hero
Second hero
Third hero
Horse of the first hero
Horse of the second hero
Horse of the third hero
(Two heroes on “horses” come out to participate in this one. “Horses” are also characters. These are actors on all fours in horse costumes.)
First hero: Well, where is this alcoholic?
(The third hero comes out. With an umbrella, and on a colorful horse.)
First hero: Well, do not see help?
Second hero: Nothing is visible
Third hero: I see, I see ... The girls are swimming in the lake! (gets hit in the neck) Serpent Gorynych, come out - we will fight!
First hero: This is not the Serpent Gorynych! These are Tatars.
Third hero: Oh, and I see so many heads. So, who is the boss there?
First hero: There they are - sitting in the very center, s-s ... falcons!
Second hero: Right now, I'll cut off the heads of these falcons!
Third hero: Don't get excited, Ilyusha, maybe we'll agree, we'll take the girls.
Second hero: I will not go to my sister Alyonushka!
First hero: Why?
Second hero: She has a goat brother!
First hero: Where then?
Third hero: To the girls on the lake!
Second hero: To the old women in the cemetery.
First hero: Oh, look, Baba Yaga is flying.
(plywood sounds "I'm a crow")
Third hero: I flew to Zmey Gorynych. She has an affair with him in the middle head.
Second hero: It used to be on the left.
Third hero: And she confuses left and right, so she chose the middle one. Only now, when she kisses, it seems to her that someone is spying on her.
First hero: Confuses left and right. Do you know where the left is?
The third hero: I ... Musik, show me where to the left. Well, show me... Musik, don't embarrass me in front of the boys.
First hero: Oh, protector.
Third hero: Yes I?! Yes, I am a protector! I can't even get a mouse between my legs.
Second hero: Of course, you have a horse between your legs.
Horse of the first hero: Think about it, they called him a woman!
Horse of the third hero: I am not a horse, I am a horse. Isn't it noticeable?
Horse of the second hero: They can't see from above. Oh, look, the Serpent Gorynych is flying.
(Plywood Vysotsky "I am a YAK fighter ...")
Horse of the third hero: And he has an affair with Baba Yaga with an average head.
Horse of the first hero: It used to be like that on the left.
Horse of the third hero: And he is not greedy
Third hero: Why, is he on the roundabout?
First hero: Yes, I got stuck on a pole.
Second hero: I'll unhook him right now!
Zmey Gorynych: (behind the scenes)- What are you, a fool, on the kidneys?!
Third hero: Guys, what happened to me. I scored, so yesterday the arrow with Avdotya from Ryazan in the evening in the hayloft. I come, and there ... And there ...
First hero: Who, who is there?
Horse of the third hero: Who, who! I'm in a coat!
Third hero: Imagine, this mare put on my trophy coat and looks so brazenly in the mirror!
Horse of the first hero: Stunned!
Horse of the second hero: Wow!
Horse of the third hero: And why, over there at Ivan Tsarevich Sivka walks in a cloak, well, I decided to try.
First hero: Well, what are we going to do with the Tatars?!
Second hero: Fight!
First hero: Then for the Russian Land!!!
Second hero: For Mother Russia!!!
Third hero: For beer "Russian" and for girls!!
Horse of the first hero: Look what fillies the Tatars have.
Horse of the second hero: Beautiful...
Horse of the third hero: You do what you want, but I won't fight women.
(The horses begin to gallop in the other direction, the song of Vysotsky sounds “Something the horses caught me picky ...”)
(Source: rsnd-kvn.narod.ru)
4. Scene for the party "Wine and Vodka Squad"
Characters:
Vodka,
Beer,
Moonshine,
Champagne,
Braga,
dry,
Liquor,
Cognac,
Port wine,
Whiskey,
Gin,
Tequila,
peppercorn,
hennessy,
Salad
Leading:
We, as we all drink, head straight into the dishes,
Or we hit someone on the lenses,
We still don't have a culture of drunkenness,
There is no culture, so to speak, of alcoholism.
We drink everywhere! Is always! And everything in a row
Meet: the wine and vodka squad!!!
(A detachment of girls comes out with a long stick, to which various bottles of alcohol are tied. Speakers knock bottles with spoons. You can put colorfully drawn bottle labels around your neck. Everyone sings to the tune of the song “A Bottle of Wine” or goes out to any song like “One Hundred Ballerinas » !)
1. Drinking water, believe us, is dangerous,
Yes, but it doesn't taste good either.
There are hordes of terrible bacteria in it,
It is also full of poisons and chemicals.
2. Do not harm the liver and cells,
Fill your glasses quickly.
Even if "100" on the label-
It's for health, you know.
3. So that we do not know grief and sorrow,
So that this life does not go in vain,
We want the glasses to rattle.
Let's knock over the stopar together!
4. So that everyone sings and dances,
We all love to drink and dance.
Well, so that your trousers do not sleep
Glasses should be poured more often.
Vodka: Hello! I am Vodka! With me, the holiday is clear.
Beer: To look beautiful, Only Beer Helps.
Ruff: Mom is here! And dad is here! Everyone calls me Yershom.
Moonshine: Respect to all! I am Moonshine. After vodka to catch up.
Champagne: You can also have a great time with "champagne" - Champagne.
Braga: Not! For a clear pull - people choose Braga.
Dry: I, sorry, no, because I am Dry.
Liquor: I will glue everything to you like a solution, Because I am Liquor.
Cognac: Who is a feasting expert? Five Star Cognac!
Port wine: Every third is my friend. Who doesn't love "Porter"?
Whiskey: If with soda - in English. But even so Whiskey will roll.
Gin: And I taste better than you, damn it! Even sirs love Jean!
Tequila: There is no villa - it's "forks"! But now there is Tequila!
peppercorn: There is Kedrovka, there is Zubrovka, And for cool "peppers" - Pepper.
Hennessy: Oh, sorry, and I'm here - Homemade Hennessy.
Leading: Friends! You need to try to give yourself to all the guests somehow.
Salad: (runs in with a big bowl of lettuce) Give it up! I'm Salad! Your faces will be happy!
Leading: No, we ask you to pour into glasses - whatever your heart desires! Let's live, let's drink now and every year! For you, dear men! Happy Holidays!!
(Source: banket.net)
5. Scene in the style of the USSR "Report meeting on March 8"
(on the stage there is a table, at the table the presidium and speakers, all roles are played by men)
Characters:
Secretary
Chairman
First speaker
Second speaker
Poet
Secretary: Hello! We ask our reporting meeting dedicated to women and their holiday on March 8 to be considered open. I propose the agenda of the meeting: Reports of speakers, debate.
Chairman: Well, I think everyone can hold a debate at home.
Secretary: Women's Day doesn't happen every day. At least for men. Therefore, we must gather our strength and discuss this problem ... this holiday, and how to spend it.
Chairman: Now the first speaker will tell us what he specifically did for the better half of humanity.
First speaker: I have carried out the most versatile work to make the female half of humanity happy. As a result, I made 18 women completely and 34 women partially happy. Let's just say that I set a difficult task for myself, but women already have the first shifts.
Chairman: And, tell me, were there any marriages in your work.
First speaker: Unfortunately, many of my colleagues allowed marriages in their work, but for me the main thing is to work without marriage, with a twinkle!
Chairman: But still, can you be more specific, how exactly do you make women happy?
First speaker: Yes, in different ways. Some, for example, are already happy that I am no longer with them. Some irresponsible citizens even refuse to be happily bathed. So they tell me: we don’t need such happiness. It's all from ignorance. And now, I want to declare from the rostrum: Women! Don't resist your happiness. Surely, it is somewhere nearby, walking and prowling, walking and prowling, wants to make you happy.
Secretary: Now our other speaker has the floor. He solves this problem not quantitatively, but, so to speak, qualitatively.
Second speaker: Yes! I decided to start by making one woman happy completely. And I did a lot. Over the past year, for example, I gave her four ... no, three bouquets of flowers. Of these: roses - three pieces, carnations - four pieces, dandelions - 12 pieces. In total, for 3700 rubles. To make life easier for her and the management of our joint household, I purchased: brooms - 2 pieces, an enameled household bucket - 1 piece and a trolley for hand luggage - 1 piece. And then she likes to carry heavy bags every day, but with a cart it will be easier for her!
Chairman: Very interesting. I think other men should learn from such an interesting experience.
Second speaker: In addition, to raise cheerfulness, I said affectionate words 84 times, of which “Bunny” - 22 times, “Fish” - 12 times, “My berry” - 4 times, “My Hippo” - 48 times.
Chairman: Tell me, do you give gifts to her personally, so to speak, from clothes?
Second speaker: Certainly! I bought and donated a household apron - 1 pc. There are also pockets for notes, what else she needs to do around the house. And to improve her cultural level, I presented her with 4 books with my dedicatory inscriptions: “About tasty and healthy food”, “To help a young housewife”, “Plumber's Handbook” and “Carpenter's work around the house”, part 1.
Chairman: Do you satisfy her female needs?
Second speaker: Well, yes! I took out the garbage 8 times, went for potatoes 6 times. I have everything written down!
Chairman: Well, anyway, how are you doing?
Second speaker: Excellent. She often tells me (points to throat) That's how I'm fed up with your happiness. So there's not much left!
Chairman: Yes, it would be hard for women without people like us - conscious and loving men.
Secretary: And now another speaker, a poet known to us, who writes beautiful poems for women. Let's applaud, he likes it.
Poet: Hello Hello! Women - these beautiful spiritual beings - are the source of my creativity. I write about women, I write for women, and that's how I make my living. For example,
"If there is a woman in the house,
That means there will be something to eat.
Or here is some advice for our men:
"If you want to make a woman happy,
Don't drink a lot of vodka, but drink better beer!
Here are some tips for women:
"Drink compote and drink kefir,
you will be Claudia Schiffer.” Well, I haven't finished it yet...
And here are some of the latest:
Woke up in the morning with a headache
In vain I ran for the second yesterday.
- And what about the women?
- How about what? And why do you think I got so drunk.
By the way, before that I wrote a lyric:
"I was standing north of you,
in my hand the iron shone so brightly.
You teased me for twenty-eight minutes.
And the iron flew south.
What to do in autumn (author S. Korsun).
Poet(continues): So, dear women, I wish you love, big and real:
“On the family front without change,
But I'll still take you prisoner.
Although, if the veil is lowered from the eyes,
I myself would like to be captured.”
(bell rings)
Poet: Yes! (To the side) This is the wife.
What? I'm busy. Call back later.
(bell rings)
- Yes! I told you I'm busy. Stop distracting me with trifles. Than, than .. I congratulate women on the holiday. Everyone back off!
Poet(continues): So, dear women. With all my heart I want love. And so that your beloved men never get tired ...
(bell rings)
(To the side) Well, everything. Now I will tell her everything. (Into phone) Well, what do you need? Tender words?! Are you crazy? We have been living together for eight years, and such delights. How is March 8th? Today is March 8th? Happy holiday to you, my dear! Wait, I'll call you back.
(Speaks to the hall) And I want to wish that your beloved men never get tired of admiring you. Thank you for being with us!
Chairman: Well, guys, let's go and celebrate?
Everything: Let's go celebrate!
Playing this about love is very symbolic on the first spring holiday dedicated to women. The host invites those who wish from among the guests, dresses them up in accordance with the scenario and distributes pre-prepared texts-cues describing the actions. If time and space permits in the next room, you can hold a rehearsal in secret from the rest of the guests. Finally, the presenter invites the assembled guests to watch an Indian film on the theme of "eternal and endless love." Everyone takes a seat for the audience. There is a palm tree and a table on the improvised stage. Indian music sounds (palm tree, wind, table, etc. can be portrayed by guests in the form of pantomime).
Characters:
Mother
Son - Shashi
Girl - Devika
Father
Leading: 1 series.
Two people in Indian robes enter the stage (the turban may simply be a wrapped towel; the fabrics wrapped around the figure represent a sari).
A son (a young man about 20 years old): Good morning Mommy.
Mother: Good morning, son, eat, you're hungry for the night.
A son (
eats, suddenly jumps up and asks loudly): Mom, who was my father? You didn't tell me about him!
Mother: He was a noble man and helped the poor!
A son: So we were rich?
Mother: Your father died at sea when you were a baby. We sailed on a ship and got into a storm. Everyone, except for you and me, died, and our house in Calcutta burned down. We have become beggars.
A son(flashing eyes): Mom, I'll be rich and you'll be happy again (all leave).
Leading: Episode 2 - 10 years have passed.
Young woman(runs after the guy and screams): Thief, give me your bag!
A son(his name is Shashi) takes a bag from a thief using elements of karate; the thief lies lifeless.
Young woman (Davika): How grateful I am to you! In my purse is my late mother's talisman.
("Dance and song". Heroes dance a parody Indian dance to the music.)
Voice(rough translation):"I don't know if I'll see you again, but my heart is full of love for you."
Voice: 5 years later.
(The heroes stop dancing, their faces are full of anxiety.)
Shashi: How long have I been waiting for you!
Davika: You know, father is against our love, you are poor.
Shashi: But no one will separate us!
(Father enters. A white sheet is thrown over him.)
Father: Oh, criminal daughter! What are you doing next to a homeless ragamuffin? (slaps him on the cheek).
Shashi: Don't you dare touch her!
Father: I'll deal with you, rogue!
(A fight. The father fills up Shashi and starts to choke him. At this moment, Shashi's mother appears. She is with a dagger.)
Mother: Oh son, I will save you! It's your father's dagger!
(He hits his father in the back. The sheet falls. On the back of the shirt, a red stain from paint imitates blood. He turns his back to the audience.)
Father: Hema, is that you? I found you!
Hugs.
Mother: Son, this is your father.
Father: I'm dying (falls) but I'm happy!
(Father takes the hand of Devika and Shashi and unites them.)
Father: Be together, my children!
A son: Father, we cannot get married, because if you are our father, then we are brother and sister.
Father (getting up): Oh no! One day someone threw a small child on my porch. It was you, Devika!
A son: Oh, Devika, what happiness!
Davika: Father, do not die at this happy moment!
Mother: I will save him! I have the balm of the sacred mountains.
(He rubs his father's wound with it. The father begins to slowly "come to life", smiles.)
Father: Oh, I feel the life-giving force pouring into me!
(Music. Two couples are dancing.)
Voice: Approximate content of the song: "Eternal love in my heart, my heart sings about you, my love."
Leading: End.
After the performance, one of the participants in the skit pronounces a festive toast: "Let" eternal love"She will settle in your homes, dear women, let their moments of sadness, quarrels, jealousy and betrayal, let only happiness, only love reign in their walls and fill our hearts with joy, as we fill these glasses now!"
dedicated to the Defender of the Fatherland Day.
The entertainment program allows all the heroes of the occasion present to be awarded a comic nomination, and gives them a chance to demonstrate their best qualities in games and entertainment. The author's corporate script for February 23 "Festive Parade" with full musical accompaniment, unusual congratulations and explanations of the author - will help arrange a fun and original holiday, if desired, the presentation of diplomas can be accompanied by gifts to the heroes of the occasion.
Author's note: All rooms are decorated musically, so for successful important professional work DJ: timely inclusion of cuts and knowledge of the material (when conducting, he must have his own copy of the printed text). If the program is arranged for a certain team of an enterprise or firm, then the ladies distribute their male colleagues in advance in nominations, to organize a program in an unfamiliar company, nominations can be awarded based on the results, i.e. in this case, one of the “parades” is held first, and then the corresponding nominations are awarded to its participants.
The author's corporate script for February 23 "Festive Parade"
FIRST Feast
Sound 1. Solemn fanfare
(to download - click on the file)
Leading out:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
We are happy to see you, as always!
We're starting the parade!
And that means: applause hail!!! (guests applaud)
Glasses - ringing! Yes, yes, it's time!
And to the defenders of the Fatherland: "Hurrah!" (guests shout: "Hurrah!")
Men, this toast is in your honor!
Thanks to fate that we have you!
Sounds 2. V. Tsyganova For men
(banquet break)
Presenter: First: "Hurrah!" sounded, which means that our "Festive Parade" dedicated has already begun. And we: leading (name) and dj (name) We are excited to be a part of it with you!
- (Turns to the audience) Are you ready for the parade? (reaction of the audience, if there is no reaction, repeat the question) I don’t hear: “Ready for the parade?” (answer) Now I hear and see that they are ready: the voices are set, the ladies are festively dressed, and the men, as never before, are courageous and solemn! Eagles, yes, and only! No wonder your ladies nominated each of you for the 2019 Eagle Award, which will be awarded in several stages. And the first to be awarded are invited … (names of leaders present or those who decided to award this nomination)
Exit - exit Sounds 3 March Nominated 1
Presenter: Meet the commanders-in-chief of our festive parade and part-time nominees for the award called: "The Crowned Eagle"! Birds fly high, fly high, see far! It is they who are given the right to open our first parade - Parade of toasts and congratulations! You have the floor!
(Congratulations from the authorities or nominees for this category)
Presenter: Thank you, diplomas to our Crowned Eagles! (assistants take out diplomas and gifts, if they are provided)
Congratulatory diplomas are handed out - sounds 4. Superstar
Presenter: Filling glasses! For the sounded congratulations, toasts and for the real generals of our holiday!
Sounds 5. Nalivaika "100 grams for the generals ..."
Presenter: the day before celebratory event we got the following input ......................................
- Interactive with the hall "Real man"
(host entertainer and musical prank: opinion about men now and in childhood)...
- fun game"Parade of military equipment"
An excerpt to illustrate:
.......Presenter: Our glorious parade is continued by those who protect us from above, our main pride is military aviation (addresses the participants: fighter - pilot) Get ready for the parade! Fill the fighter's tanks! (drink-snack). Conduct technical training: check how the flaps are raised, how the landing gear is extended, is the ammunition in order? Comrade pilot, take a seat in the cockpit, check the readiness of the crew, listen to my commands: “From the propeller!”, “Barrel”, “Dead loop!”..........
- Board game - quiz Man from "A" to "Z"
An excerpt to illustrate:
A - What makes an immature boy a real man? (Army)
B - What is "indispensable for thousands of everyday little things"? Boyish… (Brotherhood)
B - A drink without which it is difficult to imagine a feast of real men ? (Vodka)......
- Cool game "Sorry, madam!" or "A real colonel!"
A game for a liberated adult company, the plot is based on a children's one card game. The presenter explains that as soon as the couple hears the phrase in the text: “Sorry, madam,” the man kisses the lady’s hand, “Hi, jack!” - the lady kisses the gentleman on the cheek, "Shoot" - they push off the priests from each other, "The real colonel" - the lady jumps into the hands of the gentleman.
A REAL COLONEL - a lady's dream,
And without a dream, SORRY MADAM, life is empty!
- Parade of musical congratulations from the ladies
Songs - alterations are recorded on the plus, a group of girls comes out (and sing to the soundtrack, as artistically as possible. It is better if the participants rehearse this number in advance. From the props, you will need scarves or scarves for all, which the “singers”, on each song, tie around in different ways, thereby creating a certain image ..........
- Fun game "Parade of male charm"
An excerpt to illustrate:
... Presenter: Let's start with a demonstration of the possibilities, each of you will have the same props........play it with music in such a way as to charm as many ladies in this room as possible, Ladies, take your pick.....
- Parade of the ladies' battalion
An excerpt to illustrate:
2. Following the queens - (oh) of the golden sand, the marines act, unpredictable and elusive, acting skillfully in any circumstances: on land and at sea, fighters - with great combat potential
(A girl comes out in a vest, with binoculars and, if possible, in fins, in close company you can also wear a bikini)
Sounds 40. Excerpt I am a sailor you are a sailor ....
- Dance entertainment "Parade of male and female virtues"
(new bashing-style re-dancing)
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