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Comic horoscope for 2018 according to zodiac signs
What does this year bring?
Starry blue horoscope?
After all, people are either sober or drunk,
It still has its flaws...
Collects into a telescope
Light of constellations in a horoscope
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Aries
Who influences whom...
We start with
That Aries is having a difficult year,
But a horoscope will help!
Read ahead of schedule
And the road is easy for you!
The stars will come to the rescue
They will relieve your anxiety right away!
Relationships with your loved one
They will become completely positive!...
Don't delay with your health
And pay attention!
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Taurus
Well, what does the year have in store?
For Taurus? Have your own approach to them!
After all, Taurus for their success
All that's missing is laughter!
Don't expect patronage -
No leaders needed!
Romanticism will not be enough
This is where work got in the way...
But there is love nonetheless
(Star-dark mixture...)
Don't joke with your health
You can't escape doctors...
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Gemini
Our New Year for Gemini
The reflection will bring!
Self-admiration
Contemplation and peace!
And in their love affairs...
Here, alas, and oh, and ah...
The third wheel - everyone knows
By fate and malice!
Well-being suffers
Habits rule there!
Just work on yourself
Peace will return to Gemini!
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Cancer
Cancer this New Year
They will spend a year without hassle!
Exclusively with meaning
Plans are made with optimism!
Personally, everything is ok,"
So act boldly!
If not ok", then know:
The choice has been made, so goodbye!
Only sports for health
Will make a revolution!
Strengthen your arms and legs
Develop your figure!
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Leo
The new year promises Leo
Don't grab a loan!
Prof. suitability for king
You can't just go through this!
Only in love will they be lucky!
It will blow off the mane of our Lions!
There's nothing wrong with my head
Marriage, family and life in abundance!
The body is vulnerable...
We don’t know what we’re doing!
But take care of yourself
We really need everything!
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Virgo
Virgos this New Year
You'll just be lucky!
They won't be able to ride a goat,
But the cart will give you a lift!
The year is one hundred percent yours
Despite the surroundings!
There will be everything: love and friendship...
As if it is not alien to you!
Lonely people are waiting for meetings,
A faithful friend will visit you!
There are no health risks
From nails to hair!
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Libra
It's high time for all Libras
Weigh all your affairs!
There is no need to hesitate
Only the result will calm you down!
After all, everyone has long known:
No sadness - no problems!
On a voluntary basis -
You can't build capital!
And Libra is lucky in love!
He is looking for happiness... And he will find it!
No health problems
We are eagerly awaiting changes!
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Scorpio
To everyone under the sign of Scorpio:
Expect millions!
Business is booming! Under the mountain
A goat is waiting for a watering hole
The whole next year
The outcome awaits there!
Millions to millions -
Business strictly according to the laws!
Only you are unlucky in love,
In a month everything will be over!
And health in the same way,
Only the first month of wading...
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Sagittarius
What's going on this year for Sagittarius?
Definitely - well done!
You don't need to worry
The New Year will calm you down!
Money will flow to you like a river
So the year will pass on edge,
Both in business and in nature
Your wildest days
Among loved ones and friends!
Changes with health
Genes are to blame for this...
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Capricorn
Capricorn this year
It will turn everything upside down.
He will knock you down...
Wait until then
Vegetate quietly and peacefully
And don’t forget about that,
What: problems will be resolved,
Defects will dissolve,
All Cupids around you
They've been on duty every hour for a year!
You are so strong in health,
What obstinacy is full!
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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Aquarius
New Year for all Aquarius
He will regret it very much!
All problems will go away...
Only success, peace, comfort,
Achievements and recognitions,
From family - adoration!
Everything would be fine
There's only one thing stopping me:
Permanence is impossible
In what has been given to you from above!
Only health offends:
Well-being is suffering!
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Pisces
Who was born in the sign of Pisces,
Definitely famous!
Career growth, etc.
Accordingly, everywhere!
Both in business and in personal life...
We can’t imagine the Year of the Goat without Pisces!
After all, the element of Pisces is water!
And not only, but always!
The bonds of Pisces are not burdensome,
And they are moderately drunk!
This is where Pisces’ health fails:
How I feel is jarring!
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Comic horoscope in verse for 2018 Dog for all zodiac signs
The Year of the Dog is coming to us,
Barks loudly at the gate,
Everything will happen soon,
What will happen to us?
Aries men should prepare for great happiness. A dog will bring a lot to this zodiac sign good changes, favorable events and profitable enterprises. Let the Dog drive Aries into the stand, where there is plenty of hay and curly sheep.
The New Year 2018 will bring changes to Aries women in their personal lives; get ready for small changes and major events. Therefore, carefully curl your curls on your forehead, paint your eyelashes and polish your hooves - there are only pleasant moments and a wonderful future ahead!
Aries climbs the mountain firmly,
And the dog will hurry,
Be a good help
To career heights.
Sound sleep, nerves of steel,
Be the first in everything, always!
Jumping over your head?
There is definitely no need for this!
Horoscope predicts Aries
Grace, luck and love.
May your home be happy and complete.
Let the feelings play in your soul again and again!
Happy New Year, dear Aries!
This year will bring you good luck.
Let evil problems run away from you
And this year will be the best!
The time has come for Taurus to “pull himself together” in order to be able to organize his life the way he dreamed. Your happiness and your future are in your hands, be easy-going, let there be less temper and more joy in your soul! Horoscope wishes for everyone "hot" Taurus get a faithful and large chick that will brighten his life!
The Year of the Dog should bring all the wild ones Taurus women calmness, and all the peaceful “chicks” have a large reserve of strength for new achievements. The horoscope warns Taurus that the very moment will come when you will need to stop “flying in the clouds” and “come down to earth.” 
Good luck to Taurus
Horoscope predicts.
Let it bring inspiration
And only the joy of the New Year!
The dog will guard Taurus,
And preserve their peace all year round,
Fate is like rolling cheese through butter,
And there is nothing to worry about!
You can easily get it
Not just fish from the pond!
In short, the dog is in circulation
Will take over your world for a whole year!
Love and the long journey
Falls out to all calves
There will be many happy meetings,
The dog pleases you
And having traveled around the world,
Hurry to the jeweler
Need to give rings
To go down the aisle with her.
The Year of the Dog is literally made for you, Gemini. Men of this sign they won’t be bored and lonely, they will be able to find true friends, a soul mate and a favorite pastime. The year will allow you to get rid of problems in communicating with others. Moreover, people will see you as a leader and a wise, reasonable person!
Gemini women
in the year of the Dog you should “watch your language,” as the horoscope warns: excessive talkativeness and self-confidence will ruin your reputation. In any situation, be calm and smile better when you want to tell the next “truth”.
Gemini is about to move IN new house or an apartment,
The dog tried hard
Here is the brand new entrance.
And good job
The dog suddenly carries in his teeth,
Away with sorrows, away with worries,
After all, a dog is your best friend.
There will be a twin this year
creator of your happiness,
The dog will only take office
Growth awaits you in every way!
Personal growth, career too!
In the garden and maybe
Everything will grow for you!
Here's the schedule. That's it, wait!
Gemini is lucky today
On New Year's Day, yes!
In the Year of the Dog, peace of mind to you,
Joy and personal victories to you!
For Cancer men, the horoscope in the year of the Dog is so favorable that they will be able to realize all their secret fantasies, even the most “daring” ones. Be confident in yourself and your deeds, and then you will definitely find at the bottom of the sea pearl of great price, which can brighten up your boring existence.
Cancer women in 2018 Dog should finally take a break from the “everyday life” and take care of themselves. Take the time to paint your nails or finally dye your hair roots, because in 2018 you will finally have a real chance to meet the man of your dreams. It is only important to be confident in yourself and not “back away” if you find small difficulties along the way.
The dog is already knocking on the house,
Open the cancer soon
You're not dreaming about all this,
Everything will really be like this.
There will be money, there will be happiness,
It's like there's cheese in butter,
You will forget about bad weather
And you'll accumulate fat in your belly!
The dog foretells Cancers
Definitely don't get into a fight!
Get cocky, get cocky!
If anything, don’t admit it!
Happy New Year's miracle, Cancer!
Here's a prediction for you:
Why should you back away?
Prepare declarations of love!
Leo men need to push themselves a little in 2018 to gain trust and respect. Mistress of the Year The Dog looks a little aggressively at the “predatory cat”, but, nevertheless, is very friendly so that the year will be successful and fruitful.
In 2018, every Lioness should relax a little and instead of “pulling everything on themselves,” give the situation a chance to resolve itself. Aggressive cats have always caused negative emotions Dogs, but the mistress of the year is ready to give in to her principles and make a “sweet friendship” with Leos, giving them pleasant events and achievements in 2018.
Lions and Lionesses be careful,
The Year of the Dog is ahead.
But, of course, it’s also possible with her
Mark personal angles!
The prediction for Leo is simple:
Need to move, don't rest
And then there will be great happiness,
There are fewer reasons to be sad.
In the coming year Barbos
The lion will wipe his nose a little!
That's it, the end of your laws!
Leo straighten your crown.
Straighten up and smile!
And resign yourself to fate for a year,
You'll still take yours.
Tsar, you can’t argue against it!
Play with your fluffy mane
Dear Leo, it's time for you
It's a beautiful start to the New Year,
Happy new time!
In 2018, Virgo men should devote time to self-development, because if you don’t do this, you risk completely “getting” your loved ones with tediousness and self-flagellation. Express yourself through art and don’t start quarrels with your loved ones!
For Virgo women in the years 2-18, the Dog “promised” long-awaited changes. You should be on the move more, take part in all the crowds and holidays that you can find. This kind of relaxation will allow you to find spiritual harmony and self-love.
Virgos need to develop in the 18th year,
Don’t be sad, but smile and ignore the nonsense!
There are such passions around you, you just need to want it
And you can dash off to any neighboring space!
In the year of the Dog, virgins need
Look around
Remember what friendship is
And trust your dreams!
It will be fun and sad
Virgos in the new year,
Don't lose your feelings
And don't sleep on the go!
Mukhtar tells Virgo seriously
Forget to turn left all year!
Only straight ahead, and always forward!
This is the fate that awaits Virgo.
And everything will be in chocolate,
Always and in any situation.
Follow the first two lines,
And you won’t hear the menacing barking!
Finally, you will get a chance to somehow change your life for the better; for this, the stars in the sky will create the most favorable picture. Men should strain a little, but after this they will definitely find success and a huge number of gifts from fate.
In 2018, Libra women need to finally stop being indecisive, doubtful, balanced and well-mannered. Give free rein to your hidden feelings, dissolve in your emotions and live the Year of the Dog the way you only dreamed of!
It's time for Libra to go for a walk,
Party, dance, wash your soles,
The sun sparkles in the sky
And expect only good things!
By dog, by sled
Libra will move into a new house,
New Year brings only joy,
These are the dogs these days!
And in the house they will see -
There is a bag on the table!
Well, the dog tried his best,
Libra is shocked with happiness!
Horoscope tells Libra
Be more active and bolder
Trust your friends
It's more fun with them!
Scorpio men You need to carefully plan every task: work, rest, entertainment, and even cleaning the house. In addition, you should not look aggressively at others, expecting danger. No one can harm you, because you are already a “terrible” zodiac sign!
In the year of the Dog Scorpio women you should think about what they could express themselves most clearly. Engage in creativity or handicrafts, surprise others, prove that you are not only a master of “playing on nerves.”
Well, what awaits Scorpio?
A whole year of attractions!
Whatever the day, it's a show!
The mood will be great!
Laughter, fun day after day!
You will be a strong link!
This is where the dog can help you,
He's on your heels!
To love is like a queen!
To lose is like a million!
Gotta follow the tune
Scorpio in the Year of the Dog!
A serious sign, a prickly sign,
Aggressive and biting
Smile, because the horoscope
Wishing you a good year!
Sagittarius men, you should think about relaxation and healthy entertainment. Stop developing and searching for beauty; you already have everything that is vital! Put all the sharp arrows in the case behind your back and just open up to the world so that it accepts you!
Sagittarius women in 2018 there will be a huge number of opportunities to become better, more beautiful, smarter, and generally irresistible! The stars tell you to take more care of your health and appearance, because big changes are just around the corner and they should be met “in full combat readiness”!
For Sagittarius in the year of the Dog,
Will make his attack
Happiness in person!
Life will begin as a champion!
Traffic jams, quarrels, bad weather -
Everything is not in your everyday life!
Doggie in the coming year
All wishes will be taken into account!
Sagittarius wishes now
Find something soulful to do.
Open up to the world like a door
And life will become more pleasant!
It's time for Sagittarius to fall in love,
It's time to dissolve in worries,
To be happy both day and night,
So that the melancholy runs away!
Smile, thoughtful Sagittarius,
You have reasons to be happy!
You are a big and nice fellow,
May all bad weather pass you by!
Capricorn men the stars want to find that very muse, that same thread of inspiration and interest that can make life brighter and happier. It's time to stop being mischievous and pointing your horns at any criticism, it's time to accept all your problems with a smile and give only joy to others!
Capricorn women 2018 will be a significant year: some will find their love, others will find the strength to “move on” towards interesting adventures. In any case, the stars predict very romantic events, which means you need to always be happy, confident and have a bright personality!
This year is for Capricorn
It will be incredibly cool!
Only the Dog is on the threshold,
All wishes will come true!
Stunning meetings
Money is a fairytale carriage,
Happiness will fall on your shoulders
And it will press from all sides!
Capricorns, dear ones,
You are like delicate flowers
Step forward boldly
And put an end to the past!
In the year of the Dog, wise Capricorns
Joy and luck will smile,
Choose the right road
To become happy - no other way!
Aquarius men they need to “push” so that any of their affairs “flow in the right direction” and bring good luck and profit. Minor failures “let them take their course”, the most important thing for you now is peace of mind, balance and help from loved ones!
For Aquarius women It's time to do at least one stupid thing in 2018: fall in love with a passerby, buy a motorcycle or go on a trip without a penny of money. It will give you a crazy experience and memories to last a lifetime!
Calm, modest Aquarius
The horoscope wishes to be a little bolder,
Look ahead and see only luck,
Solve simple and complex problems!
In the Year of the Dog it will not be difficult for you,
Aquarius, happiness is possible!
Smile and go ahead
Interesting love awaits you!
Our dear Aquarius!
Forget about your problems,
Good Doggie this year
The Jackpot will be hit for you!
In personal life, at work,
Everything will be all right on takeoff!
Behave yourself!
And expect good luck in everything!
The horoscope advises Pisces men to change their work, occupation or professional activity. Your monotonous daily routine, like spoiled water in an aquarium, does not benefit tired, hungry fish. Feel free to open yourself to new hobbies and the Year of the Dog will “favor” you!
The horoscope tells Pisces women to do household chores: “warm the hearth” or “spawn.” It is very useful for lonely and sad Pisces to acquire offspring in order to brighten up their existence and give love to their neighbors.
Every person knows the past, but looking into the future is fantastic. Even 5 centuries before the appearance of Christ, the beginnings of astrology existed. Society did not have scientific knowledge, therefore, it connected fate with the Sun, date of birth and stars. Even today, astrology is relevant, there are entire institutes and other institutions that seriously study constellations.
Pros and cons
Some people passionately believe in horoscopes and reread publications on astrology every day. Others are indifferent to predictions. No consensus- Is astrology true or false? Arguments in favor of the theory:
- Many things come true.
- People are grouped according to characteristics and traits.
- This is part of the culture of society.
- Astrology creates jobs and provides psychological assistance.
Be carefull:
- Fraudsters often hide under the guise of astrologers.
- Not everything comes true.
- If you remove the names of the characters, it will be impossible to find yourself based on the description.
- If you believe in God, then astrology is a sin!
- There is no scientific basis.
- The world is ruled by chance, the theory of probability has proven its validity.
So if you buy a magazine with horoscopes, then remember: you are investing in someone's business!
Without boring
Life is boring if you don’t break the rules and don’t entertain yourself with good nonsense about zodiac signs. A horoscope can lift your spirits, set the rhythm of the day, and cheer up guests at a New Year's party. If it is difficult to decide on the choice of a life partner, then the compatibility of the signs sometimes determines the scales. Zodiac, Taurus, Aquarius - these names have entered everyday life. These words are used to describe shops and cinemas, firms and salons. Astrology is always in demand on a major holiday, a birthday, or before the start of the New Year. Even Darwinists, skeptics and physics professors want to know what awaits them in the coming year: a promotion, a change of car or a busty lover. There are personal astrologers in big companies and the top officials of the state, they are often invited to radio or television.
Highlight of the evening
Combining two arts into one is a great idea. Any party can be decorated by composing a comic horoscope in verse. After the third toast, people will want creativity; such a simple number will amuse everyone and lift the spirits of even those who are on the verge of being fired. It is not at all necessary to accurately check the rhyme and the description of the sign, which may differ in the most strict horoscopes. More humor and imagination. If the muse left and did not promise to return, then use this option:
Aries honest, Aries is quick-tempered, even picky at times,
He leads everyone, we love him in droves!
Twins impatient and obstinate in their minds,
They love jokes, they love laughter - they are pursued by success!
Our Taurus always calm, and he deserves stubbornness,
Loyalty values this sign; it won’t betray you for a nickel!
Moonlit night Cancer enjoys himself, so nobly rejoices,
We will trust you with all your secrets and send you only the best greetings!
Proud a lion- a reliable friend, for boys and girlfriends,
Strong, bright, noble, he put on a folk costume!
Glorious for kindness Scales, often look at the clock,
Our restless sign is to give them vodka just like that!
Virgo eternally immaculate, thrifty - that’s for sure,
Be sincere in all your worries - rest on Saturdays!
Scorpion does not tolerate falsehood, they want to know what will happen next,
Tests are not a sin - they are a right to success!
Cheerful and truthful Sagittarius, often wants to walk down the aisle,
He is active, restless, and worthy of a trip to the seas!
Aquarius original, although banal at the table,
A gentle, modest diplomat - you can’t hear him swearing!
Lasting symbol Capricorn, he will hit the goat's horn,
Don't be sad, be more cheerful - you are in the company of friends!
Fish extremely indifferent if you are tactless towards them,
Intuition from birth, love and good mood to them!
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To the epigraph:
Most honest horoscope- a kaleidoscope for the soul, it will amuse friends, all friends, guests!
According to eastern horoscope, 2018 will be held under the auspices of yellow dog. A comic horoscope for 2018 will tell you what to expect different signs zodiac from animal.
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Aries
It's time for all Aries to put work on the backburner and say to themselves: “Hello, rest!” These guys worked really hard in the Year of the Rooster, it’s time to take a break and devote themselves to other areas of activity. Get yourself in order, powder your nose, take your significant other on your arm - and go ahead and look for adventures. Fortunately, as the comic horoscope for 2018 predicts, the Yellow Dog is ready to forgive you everything.
Attention! Don’t forget about your loved ones, they also need your attention - you can’t spend all your time in a stuffy office and with boring colleagues.
Definitely, next year Aries is the center of the Universe, the world revolves around you. But be careful with fans: there is a risk that someone will want to steal your heart seriously and for a long time. Don’t try to dive headlong into feelings. A dog will not help a drowning person, so remain vigilant.
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Taurus
Taurus, are you ready to lose your head? As the comic horoscope 2018 predicts according to the zodiac signs, the Year of the Dog is preparing something mind-blowing for you; quickly hide your horns, otherwise you may scare the animal. It's time to leave your slowness for later and get used to the frantic rhythm, so that you don't have to wait long for the desired results of your scams.
Millions of praise and flattering words will be addressed to the representatives of the sign, no criticism, only charm. What can we say about luck, it will be all next year hold Taurus by the arm and accompany you at all important events.
Have you dreamed of eternal mutual love? And here! The dog has already managed to prepare for Taurus a meeting with their other half. Looking forward to sweet taste future 2018? It's about time!
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Gemini
The comic horoscope for 2018 according to the signs states that it is time to gather all the will and strength into a fist and start changing your life. Hey, Gemini, stop lying on the couch and waiting for something to change, get up quickly and get rid of all the unnecessary junk and bad thoughts. The dog has prepared many good opportunities for self-realization for representatives of the sign. Stay positive, change is just around the corner.
If you think about something for a long time, you can end up in the soup, as happened in the story with the rooster. Don't waste time, more action - less talk. And the Dog, for his good efforts, will help Gemini experience the taste of true bliss. And if love is long-term, no more five-minute crushes on public transport, under the auspices of the Dog only in the registry office.
Comic horoscope for 2018 for suspicious Cancers
Cancers were too mysterious and depressive, and the Dog came to change everything. Successes and new opportunities will fall into your claws themselves; all you have to do is grab them tightly and not let go. After all, the Yellow Dog doesn’t give everything for nothing, so it’s time for representatives of the sign to break stereotypes and change their life principles; after all, the 21st century is just around the corner.
According to the comic horoscope for 2018, the Dog has prepared a sweet surprise for persistent and obedient Cancers in relationships. Tired of loneliness? Be ready to meet that very person who will gracefully enter your life and share your interests. Don't claw, otherwise you'll scare everyone around you.
Comic horoscope for 2018 for Leo
No matter what Leos do, things don’t work out? And all because, according to the comic horoscope, in 2018 you should put aside your excessive pride, and then the Yellow Dog will reward the representatives of the sign with worthy fruits. Popularity, excessive attention and many fans will fall on Leo’s shoulders like snow. However, this is not new for Leos, because they are used to basking in the rays of glory.
With their chic and lush mane, Lions will conquer more than one lonely heart; the prey itself will fall into the clutches of the king of beasts. You just need to reconsider your relationships with your loved ones; they are unlikely to like your wild ardor and pride, and the Yellow Dog also does not like selfish people.
Comic horoscope for Virgo
In 2018, the comic horoscope recommends that Virgos discard their mask of an unfortunate victim, otherwise the Dog may simply pass you by. From January itself, take matters into your own hands and begin to work fruitfully both on yourself and on your well-being, because this month will decide the outcome of the entire next year. The Dog will reward diligent Virgos with all the blessings and boundless happiness.
But in love it is worth observing complete peace: there will be no end to the fans, the main thing is to choose a worthy candidate for a future together.
Comic horoscope for Libra
In 2018, it’s time for representatives of the sign to forget about their own impulsiveness, but watch their speech. Inadvertently spoken words addressed to your superiors, work colleagues or loved ones can have a bad impact on your reputation, and the Dog will not be able to pull you out of the fog of reproaches.
The dog advises you to listen to what Libra is saying. Not always Nice words sound sincere, be careful. Communicate only with those who pull you forward, and not to the deep dark bottom. And stop weighing everything so carefully, otherwise you will be left with nothing, while your neighbor is already purchasing a new car.
Comic horoscope for Scorpios
The comic horoscope for 2018 for all signs promises Scorpios incredible wealth, love and good luck, if representatives of the sign stop stinging everyone. Energy will flow like a river, inspiring Scorpios to do new things and crazy things. These guys will get what they want career growth at any cost, even if you have to stick out your sting.
Carefully! Don't joke with Scorpios!
It’s time for representatives of the sign to melt their selfish hearts and show sensitivity, because without this, the Dog will not be able to help maintain harmony in their personal lives. Forget about narcissism, otherwise the patroness of the year may accidentally forget about you.
Comic horoscope for Sagittarius
What reward can Sagittarius expect in 2018? Of course, “Adviser of the Year”, because the wisdom of these guys is simply off the charts. They are ready to help anyone, for this the Dog certainly will not remain indifferent to the representatives of the sign. However, while helping others, you should not forget about yourself. Other people's problems are someone else's, but it's time to worry about your own too.
Success in the financial sector is inevitable, you can safely change jobs and throw banknotes left and right - but be careful. Parties, unbridled fun and a lot of entertainment await Sagittarius, but don’t forget about sleep: with bags under your eyes, you may not notice the love of your life walking somewhere nearby.
Comic horoscope for Capricorns
In 2018, point your horns towards your goals: great success is close and any obstacles can be jumped over.
Forget about melancholy and boredom, the Dog has something to please the representatives of the sign - this is success both in finances and in personal life.
Cupid is already aiming straight at your heart and will shoot at it in 2018. Capricorns will drown in an ocean of love and attention, what else is needed for happiness? These guys know how to love and deserve love forever. Even if not, don’t be upset, any relationship is also an experience.
Comic horoscope for Aquarius
Who knows, these guys know how to spill water. And in 2018 they will be ready to pour out a stream of their endless ideas and creative impulses to the broad masses, and all thanks to the Dog with her inspiration for the representatives of the sign. It is better to take action and direct the stream of water in the right direction, then the result will be appropriate.
The eastern patroness also prepares surprises for Aquarius in their personal lives. A waterfall of love and passion will completely cover the representatives of the water element, just don’t forget to breathe so as not to lose your mind. And stop being so jealous, it's time to learn to trust your soulmate.
Comic horoscope for Pisces
2018 is the most favorable year for Pisces, in order to finally leave their usual aquarium and move to other expanses of water. After all, as long as you can sit in one place, swim around and around, boldly swim forward and swim faster to your goals, and the Yellow Dog only accompanies these actions.
All the sea treasures will be yours as soon as you decide to go out into the world and conquer others. But for single Pisces, the coming year 2018 is simply ideal for dizzying novels, perhaps long-term ones. Be prepared, Cupid won't miss.
Comic horoscope for 2018 for schoolchildren and children
The comic horoscope for children for 2018 has prepared something very special - homework, of course, not the same as school, but also important. All representatives of the children of the zodiac signs should be more active both in school life, and extracurricular. Then good grades will flow like a river, and there will be sweets not only on holidays.
Get creative and improve school processes, automatic cheat sheet scattering or a new cheating technique will also work. But at the same time, study, study, study - and praise will fall on your young shoulders, and then, look, gold medals are close. Be careful, otherwise you will have to wash the floor and wipe the dust in the classroom all year.
Comic horoscope in verse for 2018
Let's start with Aries for a comic horoscope in verse for 2018
These guys don't care
When do Taurus people know how to relax?
And only the best is selected.
And with Gemini you will never get bored,
They are always the soul of the company.
Cancers will spend a year without adversity,
They will devote time to love all the time.
And Leos with their beautiful words
Ready to conquer anyone.
Happiness will knock on the Virgos' house,
The dog will come rushing with good news.
Many wonderful hours await
In the year of the Dog of wise Libra.
It is better for Scorpios to hide their sting,
So as not to annoy Fortune.
And it’s time for Sagittarius to forget
About despondency and everyday life.
Note to Capricorns:
Don't swear incessantly.
Aquarius should act more boldly
Grab your lucky chance faster.
But Pisces will have to
Live a year without sorrows and grievances.