I have never met someone more harmful and disgusting than myself. I'M CAPRICORN! my hot temper, my constant hysterics and tears! This is what my husband has to endure. Plus, I rarely compromise. And all the Capricorns I know are like that.
Probably, harmfulness does not depend on the zodiac sign. But we, indeed, are already so accustomed to ranking people in a table of ranks (or rather, about signs), that we involuntarily attribute characteristic features to the account of belonging to them.
Throughout my life I have met harmful, quarrelsome people of different signs. Most of all among them were according to Virgo horoscope. For a long time now, everyone who is interested in astrology has known that Virgos are the most pedantic, corrosive, picky people. Everything should be on the shelves, in perfect order. They have an excellent memory for various little things, and are capable of spreading rot about the offender for a hundred years, remembering his sins.
Virgos have many good, wonderful qualities, they can be excellent specialists, husbands and wives, parents, everything grows for them (flowers, vegetables). But living with them requires having a huge supply of patience, not arguing with them and approving them in every possible way.
Of course, not all Virgos are like this, far from all. There are just angels. But there are a lot of harmful things among them.
Among other signs, the most harmful for me personally are Cancers and Scorpios.
Zodiac signs only show the general characteristics of a person. And whether it’s a harmful sign or not can be debated forever. Now, many people believe that there is simply nothing more harmful than Scorpio, but I know a person whose sign is Scorpio - he is the kindest person who always gives in and helps. This can be said about any sign, but 2 people of the same sign will be completely different. Don’t be mischievous yourself and it doesn’t matter what zodiac sign you are.
Of course, I am a Scorpio myself, but if I am mischievous, then I quietly and do not interfere with anyone’s life. But here is my friend and mother-in-law - FISH. This is something with something! They are unceremonious, even rude in some ways, assertive, they have 27 Fridays a week (and if you tell them about Fridays, they will both answer that there are many more!). Therefore, I truly consider Pisces very, very harmful.
But even with TWINS Fuck you'll get along! I know 3 twins at work + another twin (and they were all born on the same day!) - of course you won’t get bored with them, but they are terribly touchy. Anything that doesn’t go their way, they immediately start being mischievous. It's very difficult with them!
There are only 12 Zodiac signs. And wow, how many people! 🙂
The possibility that the harmful person you come across will be a Scorpio, as well as a Virgo or Aries, is only 1 in 12. And most likely his harmfulness will not depend on how the stars aligned at the time of his birth. Here, upbringing, social circle, relationships in this circle, and age probably have a greater influence.
Although it’s interesting to collect statistics, of course) I’m a big fan of Capricorns :)
Horoscopes somehow don’t particularly specify harmfulness. But, if you figure out what harmfulness is in detail, you can catch a couple of signs. The desire to do everything your own way, despite the opinions of others, is a trait of Leos. Vengefulness and petty meanness are virgins. Well, listening carefully, nodding your head and still doing everything your own way is a 100% sign of a Pisces.
I can say about myself that I am a Taurus. A very soft and flexible sign, according to horoscopes. But it’s still harmful. Although I try to keep my devils under control
From my life experience, it has been established that Sagittarius and Scorpio are the two worst signs of the zodiac, people born under them are very harmful and are capable of loving only themselves, indifferent to the suffering of others, emotionally cold and sometimes even cruel.
In general, these people from the opera will not show mercy and don’t expect it!
I consider Scorpio to be the most harmful sign of the zodiac, I know from my sister and other acquaintances that they are very calculating, vindictive, act on the sly, and know how to pretend well. I myself am an Aries, I know that sometimes it’s not a gift, but I don’t tolerate meanness behind my back and I don’t like when people deceive and I’m not being harmful, I just say no or yes straight away, and whoever is offended by this is not my problem. Cancers are also very similar to Scorpios, but they act not so arrogantly, but more softly, you will never suspect them of a bad act for the time being, but they also act on the sly. And all their inflated insults are just a pretense with some purpose. Both signs are stingy; only profit can distract them from harmfulness.
According to my observations, Leo can be a very harmful sign. Of course, not all lions are harmful, but some of them are considered harmful. Leos are narcissistic, they require increased attention to themselves, they feel important and want everyone to obey them, they can growl, they are strict, that’s why they believe that the lion is the king. This is how they behave like a king.
For me, the most harmful sign is cancer. Fate always brings me into contact with people of this particular sign (even my husband is Cancer), but for me these people always remain incomprehensible and to some extent repulsive. What infuriates them is their desire to teach and teach life always and everywhere, and if they don’t agree, it’s an insult! Resentment among Cancers is their favorite state. They spend half their lives being offended, at me, at this whole world! They are terrible homebodies, it’s better to lie on the couch than to go somewhere, and in general, it’s always better to be at home, the main thing is that there is plenty of food! They are jealous of every post, constantly checking where and with whom! Frequent mood changes and withdrawals! I am Aquarius.
Some people may love crayfish, but not me! I put up and endure as much as possible. Moreover, they are all the same, like a carbon copy. I identify them after some time of communication, I guess and I’m not mistaken)
What is the most harmful zodiac sign?
Well, about those signs I can say with complete confidence that they are harmful: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio. I may be wrong since I am a Leo myself, and they say that Leo and Scorpio are not compatible at all. I can assure you that there are no incompatible zodiac signs.
Each person has his own shortcomings, but there are 5 zodiac signs whose character cannot be called soft. To be more precise, each of us will have mental scars after meeting these “hellish” zodiac signs.
Twins
Daily changes will affect all areas of life, and every day a new person will appear in front of you, and these changes are not always good. But don’t try to overcome this, because you will be fighting the very essence of the twin, which in itself will not lead to anything good. Think of them as an actor whose whole world is a theater, and he has been entrusted with many roles at once.
Aries
The most impulsive, the most mischievous, and the most stubborn, capable of destroying everything in their path, even what was built for them. This all-destructive, uncontrollable force will be a huge problem for any relationship. The main calling of Aries is to destroy the old in order to build the new, so you will have to put up with constant adventures and changes.
Sagittarius
An insidious and narcissistic hunter who gives no room for error. Not a single weakness, not a single puncture can escape the keen eye of a Sagittarius. He will remind you of mistakes for a very long time, but it will be so beautiful and subtle that you won’t even be offended. But never offend a Sagittarius, because the answer will be too disproportionate.
Aquarius
The wind of independence, always walking inside Aquarius, greatly influences the very nature of the “lord of the winds”. It is impossible to control him, he is always where he himself decided, and does what he wants. Every action, every breath is his personal choice. Don’t try to curb him, you will definitely regret it...
Scorpion
The Scorpio brain will not leave you alone for a second. Even if you are the smartest among your acquaintances and friends, next to a Scorpio you will still feel like a complete idiot. This does not mean that you know less, it’s just that Scorpios tend to build an ideal logical chain that will definitely lead to the correct answer.
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The most harmful are usually the most selfish Signs. One comes from the other. In life, everything is interconnected and everything is sequential. If you want to achieve something from another person, then selfishness may help you do it faster, but they may hate you.
Aries
Aries can be listed as one of the three most harmful Zodiac Signs. Once they have decided something, there is no way to convince them otherwise. They will bang their heads against the wall until you back up. By the way, you don't have to wait for an apology. They will achieve their goal, and then again and again and again...
Taurus
Taurus are harmful, and they piss people off on purpose just to see their reaction. They love to misbehave, although they are not particularly selfish. Then they will repay you for your kindness, you can be sure. There is only one “but” - do not try to play along with them, otherwise you risk giving birth to a true beast.
Twins
These people are not harmful - they just do what they want. If you don't like it, they'll wave at you and leave. They can sometimes afford to play at being an “ordinary person,” but they quickly get bored with it.
Cancer
There is no one more harmful than Cancer when it comes to disputes. You can provide them with all the evidence that they are wrong, but they will still not agree with you. In this they are similar to Aries, but there is one small difference... if you give a cancer a drink, it will be soft and pliable - the evil in it will die.
a lion
Leos and Lionesses are only harmful with those they love. This is like a litmus test to determine the sincerity of feelings. If Leo tells you to your face that you are wrong, what he wants and how to treat him, then he loves you. With people less close he will be very harmful.
Virgo
If you are a slacker or a lazy person, then Virgo will seem to you the most terrible person in the world. Virgos can't stand sluts. In principle, they will not clean up after you until you do it yourself. Their harmfulness is justified, but unyielding. Did you mess up? - The virgin will not leave you until you kill her.
Scales
Libras are not harmful at all - they are diplomats in life. They would just like to chat and enjoy themselves. They will not be harmful and show their character to anyone - they simply do not need it. Good is good, one might say. Quite nice people.
Scorpion
Scorpios are as harmful as it gets. It’s better not to piss them off and always agree on everything. If you are not ready for this, then leave and do not come back. If you find it difficult to tolerate people who achieve everything through unpleasant persuasion and persuasion, pressure on pity, or simply shake in nervous convulsions, then do not communicate with Scorpios.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are moderately harmful. They can make concessions and will not pretend to be offended. These are quite straightforward people and calm, despite their fiery and violent disposition. They just direct their strength of character to something else, so as not to piss off others. Read 10 unusual facts about Sagittarius to learn more about them.
Capricorn
Capricorns don't listen to anyone - they do what they want. In this they may not be very pleasant, but they do not intend to show their character in any other way. They are reserved and independent in everything. There is no need to harm them.
Aquarius
Aquarians value freedom, and not in a selfish way. They respect not only themselves, but also their friends, loved ones, colleagues, acquaintances. If they decide something, they will not change their mind. If things aren't going their way, they will diplomatically ask you for help. They definitely won’t do any harm, although sometimes they can take advantage of their irresistibility.
Fish
Fish, it seems, are not harmful, but at the same time they are harmful. They don't crawl in front of you and cry about wanting something. They do it somehow non-verbally, at the level of thoughts. They can be terrible mischief-makers, but for some reason this is always forgiven.
The most harmful Zodiac Signs are Scorpio, Leo, Cancer, Aries. They can drive you nuts in a minute, but even they can be easy to get along with. Read our articles about love compatibility by Zodiac Sign to know how to find the keys to all people. Good luck and don't forget to press the buttons and
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Life is never complete without troubles at work or at home. Each Zodiac Sign is unique, so...
Every medal has two sides. Each of us has a shadow where those aspects of character are hidden that are clearly not worth boasting about. Let's talk about them. In our “anti-horoscope” our dark sides are deliberately presented in a concentrated, convex form. Of course, such terrible people in their pure form do not exist - and the cracker Capricorn can be compassionate, and the ever-doubting Libra can act decisively, and the cowardly Pisces can slap a presumptuous bully in the face. But, hand on heart, we admit to ourselves, even if not out loud: in the well-groomed flowerbed of our soul we still come across all sorts of weeds. Which ones exactly? Let's get a look.
ARIES
Aries 21.03 – 20.04 Nervous and impulsive bastard. Perhaps that says it all. Immediately after what he has done, he either asks for forgiveness - noisily, with ashes sprinkled on his head and other theatrical effects (so that the next day he can start doing the old thing again), or he does not ask - you see, pride does not allow it.
Excuses: “Sorry, I found something”, “The demon got me confused”.
To say that Aries is inherently an inveterate egoist means to say nothing. This child of militant Mars considers himself the center of the universe, and everything else and everyone else is just scenery and extras.
He doesn’t think about words, he despises etiquette, he’s straightforward to the point of shock. Men shake hands in such a way that sometimes the victims have to apply a plaster cast.
Aries have a very bad sense of humor. In fact, it doesn’t exist, and what it does exist is an ugly attempt to attract attention to itself. If Aries is trying to joke, then the ladies are better off leaving the room, and not every man will like to listen to obscene jokes of the lowest level. At the same time, Aries is the first to laugh at his own “jokes” and expects admiration from others.
For Aries, their interests always come first. You won't get tact or tolerance from him. But if Aries is offended, then the whole world must suffer with him. He will not let go of your vest until he completely drenches it with tears. And your attempt to escape will be regarded as betrayal. Aries are obsessed with their own problems and like to talk about nothing more than how underestimated they are.
Aries has so much optimism that from the outside he may seem like a fool. He lives in the moment; the mistakes of the past teach him nothing. So Aries is capable of stepping on the same rake many times in his life, getting the same bumps.
Ruthless in any competition, in the struggle for fame, money and love. Without hesitation, he will work with his elbows, becoming a leader.
An irresponsible type, but not out of malice. It’s just that if Aries’s attention is distracted by something new and unusual, he can leave his post without a single convulsion or disrupt an important meeting.
Despite his fearlessness, he himself cannot bear even the slightest pain - a slight scratch fills his eyes with tears of compassion for himself. And for Aries, surgeons or dentists are completely insensitive bone breakers.
He does not consider a single illness worthy of lying in bed. Therefore, the disease often progresses to the emergency room and strict bed rest.
Aries is quick-witted, but in moments of anger he is capable of crushing not only the furniture or ribs of a person who turns up under the hot hand, but also his feelings.
You can’t call him an empty talker, but he is capable of chatting all night long on topics about which he has the vaguest idea, or arguing fiercely contrary to obvious facts and ordinary logic.
It is very easy to win the favor of Aries; anyone you meet can do it. It is enough to say a couple of simple compliments - and Aries will forget about the family. Now he will rush around with his new “friend,” devoting all his time to him and emptying the family wallet for him.
CALF
Taurus 21.04 - 21.05 Calculating Bastard. You don’t even have to ask this: “Do you even know what you’re doing?” Believe me, he still understands. He certainly calculated in advance where to hit so that it would hurt more.
Excuses: “You deserve it yourself”.
Taurus rarely have large dimensions, but it is almost impossible to move them from their previously occupied positions. This is not stubbornness or laziness, but a philosophy of life: why are you all fussing when everything is stable and clear? Therefore, Taurus are incredible retrogrades, guardians of the old and stranglers of everything new.
Taurus is terrible in anger, although not everyone can unbalance him.
A homebody to the core, dragging him out to a party, concert or walk is a non-trivial task. A sedentary lifestyle undermines the health of Taurus. The illnesses are protracted because the doctor is not an authority for him, he does not believe in the instructions and does not follow them. Taurus generally has little authority, but his boss is an unconditional authority for him. Anyone who is higher on the social ladder seems to Taurus to be a unique, special person.
The main feature of this sign is stubbornness. But he considers himself a rational and reasonable person. In love he is infinitely devoted, but the other side of the coin is the impossibility of getting a divorce and separation if the love of the other half has irrevocably ended. Taurus is capable of boring, whining and proving for many years that you won’t find anyone better than him in the world anyway.
Taurus is leisurely in everything - in thoughts, actions and feelings. Therefore, a representative of any other sign may fall into despair from close communication with Taurus. And getting a declaration of love out of him is a real feat. This ponderous person, be it a man or a woman, prefers to be followed, and not vice versa.
Big fan of food.
His humor is rude and simple-minded, he prefers a strong word or a salty joke. In a group he can laugh loudly and for a long time at a bearded joke that he told himself, causing awkwardness and bewilderment for other people.
In a strange way, greed and love for luxurious personal items can coexist in Taurus. Taurus most often buys such things for himself, his loved one, and not for those who are nearby.
TWINS
Gemini 22.05 – 21.06 Frivolous Bastard. Often he simply does not understand that he is behaving like a total bastard (one and a half convolutions are somehow not conducive to analyzing their actions). He forgets about the dirty trick he did in 5 minutes.
Excuses: “Are you offended? Why?"
In fairness, this sign should be called the Monkey - its representatives are so restless and fussy. Endless flickering, instant changes in mood and flow of thoughts can cause migraines in everyone who comes into contact with Gemini. The tendency to be late, including even their own wedding, is their calling card. It’s just that along the way, any little thing can distract them so much that they forget about everything in the world.
Clever debaters, capable of imperceptibly changing their point of view to the opposite one during a discussion, and after five minutes returning to their original positions. To convey some information to Gemini, you need to work hard, because these fidgets are good at listening only to themselves. And talkativeness is the root of their nature. It seems that even in their sleep they do not stop and are always telling someone something.
These Geminis are slippery people, they are able to get out of any situation. They are absolutely incapable of admitting their mistakes. And if they manage to pin them against the wall with irrefutable facts, when it is no longer possible to evade, they fall silent in a pose of offended innocence. Subsequently, they may take petty but painful revenge.
Rumors and gossip are their element. They will immediately pass on any rumor further, embellishing it in an unusual way. The thought of hurting other people by spreading lies does not occur to them.
They have a “short breath”, that is, no work, idea or feeling can attract Gemini for a long enough time. Their passion is constant change, even if it occurs to the detriment of other people or Gemini personally.
Their wastefulness is well known - they are ready to spend in a minute what they have earned for months, or even years. And on occasion, boast that they spent twice as much as they actually did.
It is impossible to rely on Gemini for anything truly important. Their sense of responsibility is clearly strained.
They can talk on the phone, cook food, iron a shirt and watch TV at the same time. As a result, the food burns, the shirt too, and everything ends in a scandal with the telephone interlocutor.
Natural magicians, traders, card sharpers and pickpockets. Thieves by nature; For them, stealing is fun, entertainment. In a store they can, without wanting to (and often even wanting to), deceive the seller. Their innate charm in this case confuses those around them and makes it possible to sneak away unhindered.
CANCER
Cancer 22.06 - 22.07 All-Of-Herself-Unhappy Bastard. You are the bastard, and he is the innocent victim of circumstances. And it will always be so, even if his account has ten times more nasty things than yours. Moreover, he will make sure that the whole world knows how badly you treated him, poor thing.
Excuses: “You forced me to do it!”»
The cunning of this zodiac sign is unsurpassed. Cancer can fool anyone. Cancer humor is multi-layered, and when applied to the enemy it is an almost lethal weapon. Having sincerely laughed at the funny story told by Cancer, the listener may soon realize that together with the whole company he was laughing, in fact, at himself. That is, Cancer subtly exposed him to everyone’s ridicule.
If you offend a representative of this sign and he becomes despondent, he will literally infect everyone who is within a radius of several kilometers with depression. The vindictiveness and vindictiveness of Cancers never manifest themselves openly, but they know how to secretly take revenge on the offender very cruelly. Woe to those who encroach on Cancer's property, be it a beloved thing or a person.
An offended Cancer can remain silent for weeks. This drives those around him into mortal despondency. No less suffering is caused to loved ones by constant mood swings, ranging from mortal melancholy to unbridled, baby-like optimism with the blowing of happy bubbles.
Attacks of unprovoked anger are frequent.
Cancers have a colossal greed for old things. They can spend a lot of money on some ancient trifle. And they have a hard time parting with things that not only went out of fashion in the century before last, but are also worn to the point of holes.
Extreme egoists in love. Their feelings, emotions and experiences are the main thing in life. Other people's feelings can be ignored.
Cancer's thriftiness does not come from greed, but from the eternal expectation of trouble and coming “dark days.” A real warehouse of canned goods, cereals and pasta in his house is a common thing. Often, cans are swollen, and cereals and pasta turn green from time to time.
Cancer's passionate love for children can play a bad joke on his children. Totally cared for, Cancer children can grow up to be complete opportunists, selfish people and slackers. After all, until the day they die, mom or dad will wipe the snot, poke money and feed you in a way that not every palace will feed you.
The tendency to eat densely and tasty food backfires on Cancer with rapid and irreversible weight gain and digestive problems. Vegetable salad, sorrel soup? Excuse me! A large and fatty chop, fluffy pancakes swimming in butter and condensed milk - this is a meal worthy of Cancer.
Even if someone is drowning, Cancer will wait until the drowning person has thoroughly swallowed water before rushing to save him. And Cancer will do this only when he is convinced that there is really no one else on the shore except him.
A LION
Leo 23.07 - 23.08 Narcissistic Bastard. He is wise and great, he is a king, others are trash underfoot. All his foulness flows from this situation.
Excuses: “I wanted it that way.”
Having fun for Leo means living. In pursuit of sensual pleasures and to be the center of attention, he will go to any expense. The famous ancient Greek politician Alcibiades cut off a piece of his dog's tail over the course of several days. “Why abuse the poor animal like that?” - his fellow Athenians asked him. “Because all of Athens only talks about me!” - Alcibiades answered. Typical behavior for a representative of this sign: glory - at any cost!
In politics, Leos are strong like, perhaps, no one else. But their love for flattery gives clever people an excellent opportunity to solve their problems and illegally enrich themselves by licking the master from head to toe, often acting against his own interests.
An exaggerated sense of self-worth, selfishness and pride can make Leo an intolerable conversationalist, a terrible friend or lover. But don’t you dare poke him at these shortcomings, which seem to him to be advantages. Otherwise, the purring kitten will instantly turn into a real angry lion and use its powerful fangs and claws.
Being a boss is a natural state for a representative of this sign. He is an excellent organizer and leader. But if things are going well, and the subordinates have been trained and there is nothing to complain about, the boss Leo can bully his own secretary to death for mere trifles. He perceives failure to complete even a small assignment as a personal insult, the punishment for which will be quick and disproportionately harsh, including dismissal.
There are many military leaders and generals among Lviv. Suppressed by the lion's authority, their subordinates fear them like fire, behind their backs and rightly call them “durogons.” Such people sincerely believe that if they do not monitor their subordinates, they will do everything wrong. Therefore, their constant guardianship and control can drive anyone to white heat. In addition, Leo has the ability to quietly shift any non-prestigious, obviously failed work onto the shoulders of others, and take on those tasks that will certainly bring money, fame and honor.
Having a rather modest intellect, Leos extol their mental abilities to the skies, love to “build everyone up,” pronounce edifying monologues, and unceremoniously poke their subordinates’ noses at their mistakes, true and imaginary. Even if there is not the slightest reason to speak, Leo will still make a speech, even about nothing, just to remain in the center of attention. And this confident speech will be heard by everyone in the area. And if there is a party in Leo’s house, at least the entire adjacent block will know about it.
As you understand, all these qualities can only be characteristic of a person devoid of self-irony, and indeed a sense of humor in general.
VIRGO
Virgo 24.08 – 23.09 Grudgesome Bastard. Somewhere, somewhere, you crossed her path (or simply spoke poorly about her) - get what you deserve! All these years she was simply waiting for an opportunity to pour out all the dirt that had accumulated inside her.
Excuses: out of business - “Me?!” How could you even think!” or a triumphant “But do you remember...”
Bores and neat people, driving others into a frenzy with their passion to put everything into order. Remember: if you took something from Virgo and forgot to put it back, she is already suspicious of you. And an unclosed tube of toothpaste or sausage skins forgotten on the table means to her that you are a goner and the prison is crying for you.
Cleanliness becomes a real mania for many Virgos. A barely noticeable stain on a child’s clothes or shoes not cleaned to a mirror shine by her husband can ruin her mood for a long time or provoke a violent scandal.
And it would be nice if her pedantry concerned only clothes and cleanliness in the house. But she judges human relationships in exactly the same way. Any deviation from the norm (which was established by her and known only to her) leads her to despair, and sometimes even to rage. In your relationship, she has long ago put everything on the shelves, and just try rearranging at least a couple of things on these “shelves.”
Impenetrable conservatism and restraint are inherent in their thoughts and movements. Any external invasion causes an inadequate response in terms of the degree of resistance. She always knows everything better than anyone and makes it clear that she doesn’t need advice. This is why Virgo almost always has bad (at best lukewarm) relationships with their neighbors.
Virgos are cowardly. Forgivable for women, but for a Virgo man this is not the most suitable quality. And they are also extremely vain. It is difficult to have more ambition than Leos, but some Virgos manage to do it. Plus they love money very much. They don't just love - they worship! Large sums have a magical effect on Virgo.
Virgo's thoughts are most often occupied with something other than what she is doing at the moment. That’s why the results of her activity look strange: on one side it shines, and on the other... And we turn the other side towards the wall, and no one will see.
She adheres to strict rules in raising children. He considers it important that the child is neatly dressed and fed for the season. Playing, taking a walk, or at least talking to him is not necessary. There are other, more pressing matters. It is equally difficult to achieve affection, spiritual understanding and response from Virgo. Instead of feeling sorry, she will give a lecture in which she will scrupulously and mercilessly analyze all the complainer’s mistakes and summarize: “It’s all his own fault.”
Virgo's erudition is well known. In any situation and for any reason, they will insert a quote, without thinking about its relevance and the fact that true words spoken in a soulless and moralizing tone can hurt another person.
SCALES
Libra 24.09 – 23.10 Cowardly Bastard. Libra is rightfully awarded 1st place in the ranking of bastards. A vile, immoral creature. Here he lied, here he slandered, there he betrayed - this is the way of life. And all because of cowardice.
Excuses: none. He napped and hid.
They are difficult to rely on. Libras are not confident in themselves, and their brains go through options for behavior even in situations where there is nothing to think about - no matter what you do, everything will be fine.
There is always something masculine in Libra women, and vice versa in men. This does not mean that the ladies of this sign are all shot throwers. But their behavior can often be too harsh. And effeminate men with the habits of affectionate scoundrels or with the unbearable sweetness of gays are definitely Libra. And even under the brutal appearance of some Libra men, there is a cowardly sheepish soul.
Moodiness is also a clear characteristic of this sign. Hidden nervousness latently infects the people around them; they often become uncomfortable in the company of Libra. Their periods of active and even vigorous activity are replaced by melancholy and lethargy. During these periods, Libra is prone to quarrels and painful tearfulness. By nature they are very polite, diplomatic and courteous; they, being in a bad mood, will be so rude that even Scorpio will shut up.
Overeating and passion for alcohol often seriously destroy their health. Moreover, Libra prefers gourmet food and expensive wines or cognacs, which they are willing to spend any money on.
Love for them is a field of endless adventures. The most notorious womanizers are, of course, Libra. Moreover, having become carried away by another representative of the opposite sex, they leave their lovers or leave the family without hesitation or remorse. They subconsciously consider marriage to be the shackles in which society shackles them, so tender and fragile.
They love to endlessly argue in the genre “on the one hand, of course... but on the other hand...”. It is simply impossible to motivate Libra to make a quick decision, even when the situation demands it. Because of this habit of constantly weighing and evaluating everything, they often lose to more straightforward-minded people who are ready to take risks.
Children for Libra are the best material for experiments. If the first child is allowed everything, including physically sitting on the parent’s head, then the other, for some unknown reason, will be raised with iron fists.
SCORPION
Scorpio 24.10 – 22.11 Principled Bastard. The principles can be anything, they are not the point. From the point of view of his super-complex worldview, you violated some kind of prohibition and should be punished. He considers himself an instrument of Justice (with a capital letter, yes).
Excuses: none. And an arrogantly upturned chin.
Their independence and penchant for forceful actions are known to many in their own skin. Crossing the path of Scorpio in any way means almost certainly signing your own death warrant. This is a merciless enemy, whose outburst of anger is akin to an atomic explosion, sweeping away everything in its path. He is vengeful, vindictive and never forgives insults. Just try to encroach on anything that belongs to Scorpio - you will regret that you were born.
If, by chance, there is no suitable object for attack in the vicinity, Scorpio begins to saw, gnaw and devour himself - for past mistakes and failures, which everyone has long forgotten. Or, if the enemy is clearly stronger and Scorpio fails to bring him under control, he pours out his bile and hatred on everyone indiscriminately.
Natural hypnotism often pushes Scorpio to do bad things. Having charmed the victim, he will pick out his pockets with a wry smile, force him to act according to his own will, or put him on the back foot in any dispute. The only way to evade its magical influence is to bypass it or put on dark glasses, because Scorpio hypnotizes solely with its gaze.
In life, with rare exceptions, he is surrounded by “pathetic, insignificant personalities” - a purely Scorpio expression. So why stand on ceremony with them? Let them listen and obey.
His passions are indomitable, although his face most often remains impassive. Those who betray his love will suffer bad luck. To punish enemies or traitors, he can resort to the services of black magicians. However, even without outside help he manages to cast a powerful spell against anyone. And irreconcilable religious fanatics are also most often Scorpios.
He doesn’t know how to smile and doesn’t like it; Scorpio’s smile is a rare event. This is the only sign that will not leave anyone indifferent - Scorpios are either passionately revered, or hated to the core. There is no third.
Uncontrolled courage and disregard for danger often leads to injury. In this sense, Scorpio is the champion of the zodiac.
For him, love is not only a natural outlet for raging passions, but also an arena of eternal battle. Moreover, he fights to the point of blood not only with competitors, but also with his loved one, completely subordinating him to his will and whims.
One of the most unpleasant things associated with him is that one of his close relatives always dies a year before or within a year after the birth of Scorpio.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius 23.11 - 21.12 Scandalous Bastard. A tram boor, a market woman... He enjoys conflicts as such.
Excuses: meaningless text, liberally flavored with obscenities, in raised tones.
A cheerful loafer, an optimist and a reveler. The smile never leaves his face, and his humor knows no boundaries, including the boundaries of decency. In company, he can easily give an unfamiliar lady an unpleasant compliment like “you look pretty good for your age!” Moreover, every Sagittarius considers himself an outstanding diplomat.
His talkativeness is comparable to that of Gemini. His friendliness is like an ocean in which everyone around them drowns against their will. Very quickly, friendship turns into familiarity and endless drinking until the money runs out. Friendship with a Sagittarius can lead you to sink lower and lower until you find yourself under a fence at night, without a wallet, without a coat, in a state of deep hangover. Remember: Sagittarians drink a lot, you won’t be able to keep up with them.
Sagittarius's generosity and willingness to help everyone in the world can put his own family on the brink of starvation. Among other things, he does not know and does not understand what sadness, emotional distress, and especially deep depression are. For him, the world is full of all sorts of temptations and interests, so there is no need and no time to be sad. Finding understanding and compassion from a Sagittarius in a difficult situation is almost impossible.
In love he is reckless and fickle. It will never be limited to one marriage. But, having separated from his ex-wife or husband, Sagittarius strives to maintain friendly relations and acts in this sense with a captivating, albeit inappropriate, pressure and obsession. Love generally plays too small a role in his life; it is too serious a thing for Sagittarius to get carried away with it. And they never seem to experience passion at all. Friendship is much more interesting for them.
Child of Jupiter, Sagittarius has difficulty obeying his superiors, considering himself a more competent and advanced specialist. But, having become a boss, he can fail any task, treating his subordinates too paternally and forgiving them even critical mistakes. This is a person who thinks and analyzes only after he has already done something. But, despite his reckless nature, Sagittarius can dashingly shave off with a caustic word someone who really offends him.
CAPRICORN
Capricorn 22.12 – 20.01 Stubborn and limited Bastard. The indifference of Taurus + the selfishness of Leo + his personal unique stupidity. Also greed as a seasoning.
Excuses: “It happened that way.”
His main trait is stinginess. For money, feelings, love and compassion. The most callous bureaucrat and book-reader is precisely him, Capricorn. His whole life seems to be planned out minute by minute, in his head there are continuous diagrams, tables and numerous manuals for all occasions. Probably, many of Capricorns even dream about them at night, and they moan in a sweet high.
Capricorn is absolutely intolerant of defeats, he cannot stand them. The patronage of Saturn gives Capricorn toughness and perseverance in achieving his goals - even if this means walking over the heads or even the corpses of enemies. Although he himself is not a fierce fighter, he eliminates any obstacles with an unwavering hand.
Capricorn's love is a real punishment for the object of love. This is a harsh feeling! Even looking into the eyes of a Capricorn in love, you want to stand up straight, click your heels and blurt out: “What do you want, your honor?” Even if he doesn't care about your feelings, he will never show it. And, of course, arranged marriage is an invention exclusively of Capricorn. He does not consider it necessary to waste energy, time and emotions on all sorts of sentimentality.
In general, Capricorns are fatally inventive. They can be smart, and very smart, but only with other people's thoughts. By the way, Capricorns are talented, but rarely can realize their talent, because they do not allow themselves to go beyond the generally accepted.
Pedantry in raising children can make these children neurasthenic, always feeling guilty for any wrongdoing, including imperfect ones. And even if everything is done perfectly, neither dad nor mom will pat this zodiac sign on the cheek, but will limit themselves to a dry nod. Like, okay, it’ll do as it is, it could be much worse.
God forbid if Capricorn’s affairs stall for a long time or go wrong. Before our eyes he will turn into a bore the likes of which the world has never seen. He will nag and criticize everyone and for anything. By old age, the rare Capricorn does not turn into a hopeless grouch.
The secret dream of any of them is absolute power from behind the scenes. Capricorn is not attracted by the spotlight, the worship of the broad masses and world fame. His ideal is Professor Moriarty, sitting in the quiet of his office, but holding in his hands all the threads of the London underworld.
Almost every treasure found was once hidden by Capricorn. He can save money all his life, but in the end he will never use it and, being such a miser, he will not tell his family about it.
AQUARIUS
Aquarius 21.01 - 18.02 Cynical Bastard. Honorable 2nd place after Libra. He will do something nasty just to laugh at your suffering. He has a congenital heart defect - that is, the absence of a heart.
Excuses: “Ha ha.”
External extravagance, coupled with a tendency to shocking antics. Revolutionism, threatening upheavals to everything - from the family structure to the world order. Promiscuity in money, dating and love. All this can be found in abundance in Aquarius. True, having reached middle age, it is often he who becomes an inveterate conservative, a persecutor and strangler of freedom (alien).
Aquarius is not too interested in what kind of building will be erected on the ruins of a broken world. The main thing is to dismantle the old and calloused, regardless of the blood and suffering of other people. To be fair, it should be said that Aquarius does not spare himself in the fight.
This is the worst possible life partner. His rebellious heart will never belong to one single person. His love is fleeting, fragile and superficial. He always breaks up with his former loved ones as if he were throwing out worn-out gloves in the trash - that is, without regret and in an instant. Although all people are brothers for him, including his wife, it is impossible to put him into any framework. That’s why, by the way, Aquarius doesn’t like marriage so much - one of the most rigid types of frameworks.
But anything can grow out of an Aquarius child - from a brilliant scientist to a talented swindler. Because his children are left to their own devices and can even walk on their ears - the parent won’t even blink an eye.
He was terribly cynical and didn’t care about standards of decency. He is very good at picking up the keys to any human soul, but, as a rule, for bad purposes. In order to get to the bottom of things, he can behave unceremoniously and brazenly, asking direct questions about the most intimate aspects of life. An Aquarius man, when meeting a lady, can stupidly and straightforwardly ask, for example, whether she experiences an orgasm or is frigid, like a statue. And in response to a searing slap in the face, he will openly laugh in her face, crimson with anger.
Aquarius is strong in the sciences; this zodiac sign produces the most scientific talents and geniuses. At the same time, Aquarius absolutely does not see the prospects of what he is working on. Electric chair? Napalm? New machine gun model? He doesn’t care at all that all this will eventually become a murder weapon - only the creative process is important. At the same time, the myth about the genius of Aquarius is debunked by life itself. Most of them, if they are geniuses, do so in areas that we do not know about. By the way, among the residents of mental hospitals, the majority of people are Aquarius.
Just try not to keep your word - the son of Uranus will immediately erase you from his life. He also has excellent intuition, but can use it to achieve his goal at any cost, even causing direct harm to the person he trusted.
FISH
Pisces 19.02 - 20.03 Indifferent Bastard. Hearing the cry “Help!”, he slams the window and wraps himself tightly in the blanket. Don’t expect him to come to you in the hospital, where you are living out your last days on injections.
Excuses: “Everyone for himself, sorry.”
General softness and inarticulateness, lack of initiative, often outright cowardice. Reluctance to exert adequate effort to achieve one's own benefit. Tendency to deceive, even if there are no apparent reasons for this. This is the other side of the coin with the sign of Pisces.
Their spinelessness and willingness to go with the flow is amazing. From this naturally flows the rare talent of an opportunist and a sycophant. This is precisely why narrow-minded bosses value Pisces. But you can’t rely on them even in the most trivial matters - most likely, they will let you down, screw up, forget, or do it all wrong. They see the world through rose-colored glasses - perhaps Pisces coined this term.
Most often, they cannot be penetrated by anything. In response to any shocks or terrible messages, you will see the same infantile serenity. The feeling that Pisces is always high - either they drank some vodka, or they smoked a joint. By the way, they internally understand well their inability to live in our harsh world and leave it for the world of illusions. Among alcoholics and drug addicts, the majority are Pisces.
The biggest problem with Pisces men is their talkativeness. They are capable of talking nonsense for hours, so that later you want to shake your head to shake out all the garbage from it.
While watching a cool action movie, at the most intriguing and energetic moment, they are able to switch off and float off somewhere into the foggy distances behind their own poorly formed thoughts. If this happens when working with complex equipment or while driving a car, an accident cannot be avoided.
They love to draw, but they don't know how. Or rather, this: their creations baffle those around them. A classic example is Kazimir Malevich with his “Black Square”, a natural Pisces. In general, in art they go their own way. Maybe we have not yet matured to understand such creativity, but every time you see something dense, awkward or frankly abstract in any field of art, you almost physically feel that you are being led by the nose.
Their only effective weapon against the rough world and unceremonious people is a sense of humor. You shouldn’t really offend Pisces if you don’t want to get a dose of sarcasm, which even Scorpio’s evil tongue can give in to. Pisces are able to finish off the offender with a few caustic phrases so that the unfortunate person will have to heal bruises and abrasions for a long time.
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Aries
Aries men will easily and effortlessly drive any angel to the brink of insanity. The life credo of representatives of this sign: “Point one. Aries is always right. If Aries is wrong, see point one.” They are so stubborn that even on their deathbed they will defend their invaluable point of view. In addition to being stubborn, Aries are aggressive and suffer from frequent mood swings. More precisely, it is not they who suffer, but those around them. Having splashed out their rage, they again become angelically charming.
Taurus
Representatives of this sign are always satisfied with themselves. And when they successfully promote their business, and when they lie on the couch all day, sipping beer. They calmly ignore accusations of inactivity. The reason for their enviable self-control is buried there, in their complacency. It doesn’t even occur to them that someone might be dissatisfied with them. There may be spots on the Sun. And Taurus men have not a single flaw. They easily turn all their dubious qualities into advantages. Lying on the couch is not laziness, but the development of strategic plans. The tight-fistedness characteristic of Taurus miraculously turns into reasonable savings. Well, what about an angel?
Twins
If you want to know what your shortcomings are, ask Gemini. Representatives of this sign have an amazing ability to say “white” when speaking about black. It's funny at first. Indeed, Gemini is the sign with which it is never boring. True, fun is on the verge of a foul. Representatives of this sign intuitively feel the pain points of others. And they hit them with childish cruelty. Few people would like to be the constant target of snide jokes.
Cancer
Representatives of this sign are family-oriented. It would seem that this is the ideal! Faithful husband and caring father! Take him warm and walk him down the aisle. But you have to pay for everything, don't you? The price for marrying a Cancer will be constant comparison with his mother. “But my mother always makes pancake dough like this,” “My mother’s borscht tastes better,” “My mother always irons the bed sheets after washing,” are the most innocent comments from representatives of this sign. Trying to explain that all people are different and do everything differently will not convince him. He is firmly convinced that if there is an ideal, then one must strive for it. Moreover, his ideal mother is. How can one not imitate her, the Cancer man really doesn’t understand.
a lion
Leo men adore luxury, attention, and flattery. It’s not that they don’t like to work at all, but they prefer to occupy leadership positions. If there is no one for the royal person, then he will calmly remain without a job rather than work hard as an ordinary employee. At the same time, he wants the environment to remain luxurious. Where the funds to maintain a luxurious lifestyle will come from does not occur to Leos. Corona is probably squeezing my head too much, so all my thoughts can’t fit.
Virgo
Rational, critical Virgos will drive anyone crazy with their lectures and moralizing. They know exactly what to do and how to act in any situation. And they will definitely tell the whole world, adding examples from the practice of friends who did something wrong, and how sadly it ended for them. In the personal experience of Virgo men, there are no such cases, because they know everything and can do it better than anyone.
Scales
Representatives of this sign sway for a long time before doing anything. They analyze for a long time, weigh, and only then take a step. If it turns out to be successful, Libra will simply burst from self-will: look, I’m the smartest, I’ve thought of everything! If something goes wrong, they fly into a rage and take it out on the first person who comes to hand.
Libra men, emphasizing their own importance, love to invent various non-existent problems for themselves, and then take a long time to solve them.
Scorpion
Meticulous to the point of madness, Scorpio tries to do everything better than everyone else and demands this from those around him. He gets terribly angry if something does not correspond to his inner ideal. And they pour out this anger on everyone around them. Something, but Scorpios have a lot of poison. However, they skillfully dose the amount of toxic substances sprayed. Minimum doses go to those who are nice and friendly with Scorpios. Those who dared to contradict him or, God forbid, dared to deceive him, urgently need to draw up a will. There is no chance of surviving a massive chemical attack by Scorpions.
Sagittarius
“The truth. And nothing but the truth” is the life motto of the representatives of this zodiac sign. He cuts the truth when it is more rational to remain silent. His love of truth makes even angels’ left eyes twitch, what can we say about mere mortals. Sagittarius men are loving and do not miss a single skirt. At the same time, they themselves are pathologically jealous. It is about them that they say: “Jealous of every pillar”
Capricorn
Another sign that is absolutely confident that it is right. Unlike Aries men, Capricorns will not argue until they become hoarse. They will plague you with moralizing lessons about how to live, and especially how to spend money. Capricorn men are stingy. And at the same time they don’t like to give trinkets. They are able to be generous and present a gorgeous gift. True, with the caveat that this is for all holidays at once: birthday, wedding day, Christmas and New Year and for ten years in advance.
Aquarius
There are a lot of grandiose plans and ideas in his head. But when it comes to implementation, Aquarians prefer to fade away, shifting all worries and responsibilities onto courageous female shoulders. By the way, they adore women with a fighting character who can easily cope with any troubles and at the same time pull him out of them.
Aquarius men also love to bombard you with promises. Moreover, at this moment they sincerely believe that they will fulfill them. As practice shows, dreamy Aquarians lack the courage to fulfill their plans. Therefore, you will have to pay for the promised trip to the Maldives yourself.
Fish
Dreamy dreamers who live in dark, interesting depths. Representatives of this sign live in their own world and are absolutely not adapted to harsh reality. Pisces men are touchy, indecisive and unusually sensitive. They cannot start a family for a long time and remain mama’s boys. Because, besides mom, there are very few people who want to lead an over-aged dunce by the hand all his life and feed him semolina from a spoon.