Birthday is the most important, dear, and it is your holiday, when all attention is focused only on you, when you receive many gifts and congratulations. Sometimes you want this day to last forever, or at least to be remembered for a long time. And in order to make this day unforgettable, you can act out funny scenes with meaning for the birthday boy, which will certainly remain in his memory for a long time. Such congratulations are suitable for any age; it will always be interesting and pleasant for the hero of the occasion.
Original skits for any birthday person
In order for your congratulation to be remembered by the birthday boy, in order to move away from the standard presentation of a gift and a couple of parting words, it is better to prepare interesting scene, which will be nicer than many gifts.
Scene The Cleaning Lady.
This skit involves two people: the presenter, the person who gives the speech of congratulations to the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady, who must interfere with the speaker. Clothes must match the role, i.e. The cleaning lady is dressed in an old shabby robe, a scarf is tied on her head, and on her hands - latex gloves. She should have a bucket with water and a rag, but not just one, the second bucket will be filled with streamers and pieces of colored paper. The scene begins when the birthday boy and the congratulatory person stand opposite each other, the second one begins to make his speech. Suddenly, a cleaning lady enters the hall with a bucket of water and quite seriously begins to wash the floor, muttering under her breath about how she’s tired of everyone walking around and dirtying the floor, but she tries, cleans, and they’re watching here again, etc. The presenter and the birthday boy, of course, feel awkward and ask the cleaning lady to leave while the hall is occupied by them. She begins to be indignant, but then she still agrees. She takes her bucket, puts it behind the curtain, takes off her gloves and says that she will leave now, just pour out the water, takes the bucket out from behind the curtain, naturally not with water, but with confetti, and pours it on the birthday boy. This is very unexpected, causes a lot of emotions, and is very funny at the end, when the hero of the occasion and the guests understand that this is a scene specially performed for him. After this, the presenter gives his gift.
This type of congratulations is very original and interesting., and perhaps other guests will also want to show themselves somehow and play another comic congratulations, thereby setting the rhythm of the entire celebration. But the scenes do not have to be unexpected; they can involve the direct participation of the birthday boy.
Scene Focus
This scene involves 4 characters in the person of an illusionist, his assistant, a rabbit and a bird. Costumes can be made as simple as possible: ears and a tail for the rabbit, wings for the bird, a cloak for the magician himself, and something shiny for the assistant. The props you need are a table, a box and a saw. The skit begins with the words of the presenter, which is specifically to congratulate the birthday boy, a foreign illusionist arrived to us with his assistant. They go out and put the box on the table.
Assistant:- Hello, dear guests, I would like to introduce you to the most popular illusionist Mr. Magus, who will show you his best trick.
He bows and smiles at the guests.
Assistant:- Mr. Magus speaks and understands Russian very poorly, so I will comment on everything that happens here. We have come to you to show you the one and only performance.
He takes the birthday boy’s watch and puts it in a box. The illusionist begins to cast a big spell, waves his hands, but nothing happens, he repeats everything, but again fails.
Assistant:- Sorry, a little trouble, everything will be fine now, Mr. Magus is just worried. Were the watches expensive? It’s a pity for them, I guess, right?
The illusionist continues his actions, but in vain.
Assistant (with a wide smile): - A little more, maybe the birthday boy wants to help us?
The birthday boy is invited and asked to try casting a spell. He says a rabbit runs into the hall and starts doing strange dances, and when finished, runs away.
Assistant:- Wow, you are talented, this is the most difficult trick that even Mr. Magus does not always succeed, maybe you can do something else?
The birthday boy says the spell again, plays music, a bird flies in, circles around the hall and flies away.
Assistant:- Loud applause to our most talented hero of the occasion, and now, dear friend, take a seat, and Mr. Magus will try to save your watch.
The magician casts a spell and finally takes out large Wall Clock- a gift to the birthday boy, and, of course, returns the taken item.
Assistant:- Happy birthday! We wish you more pleasant surprises!
Presenter (takes out the saw):- And now, dear friends, a dangerous trick awaits you - sawing the assistant in half.
The assistant runs out of the hall screaming, Mr. Magus behind her.
This scene will perfectly lift the spirits of both the birthday boy and the guests.
In addition to general scenes, there are also specially aimed at certain people: for men, for women, for children, for grandmothers, for mothers.
Scenes for a specific person
Of course, congratulating a man is different from congratulating a woman, and in the skits this is especially taken into account.
Congratulations for a man “Technical inspection”
This is a great idea to congratulate a man. To participate in the scene you will need an angry and strict traffic inspector and his assistant. The hero of the occasion stands in the center, and they begin to examine him from head to toe, commenting on everything.
Traffic inspector: — Good day! Inspector Kopeikin. Can I have your documents?
The birthday boy gives a piece of paper, the inspector begins the technical inspection.
Inspector:- So, model (passport data), (year of birth), year of manufacture, mileage (age).
Assistant (touches pulse):— the engine is in full readiness, there is no malfunction, it’s probably a matter of high-quality fuel.
Inspector (looks into eyes):— the headlights work, the high beam is normal.
Assistant (feels muscles):— the load capacity is normal, even exceeds the norm.
Inspector (examines the lower back):— The exhaust works, hydrogen sulfide is normal.
Assistant (looks at feet):— the brakes are not dangerous, they are activated in a timely manner.
Inspector:- Everything is fine, congratulations, good luck!
After the examination there is a toast to the health of the birthday boy.
It will be especially interesting if the role of the inspector is played by a person who actually works in this field.
For women, you can also play an interesting scene that will please everyone and cheer up the birthday girl.
Sketch for a woman “Striptease”
To participate in this scene you will need a man without complexes. He puts on a lot of clothes in advance, including several shorts, T-shirts, and socks. The song must be appropriate for striptease. The woman is given this gift, she is, of course, shocked, because striptease is such an intimate gift. The man starts dancing. When the outer clothing is removed, the fun begins: the dancer reaches his panties and begins to slowly pull them off, the birthday girl is waiting for a surprise, but there are also panties, etc. When there are only panties left, the stripper stops, and his body is covered with congratulations and wishes.
Congratulations in skits can be presented to anyone, and it will be especially interesting for children who love different games and are ready to participate in them with pleasure.
Catch the Joy
For children, any pleasant little thing is great happiness, and this is what the sketch is dedicated to. The presenter prepared in advance one hundred pieces of paper, where the children's joys of life that a child can dream about are written.
Leading:— Small and pleasant joys happen in our lives. We dream a lot, but, unfortunately, not everything comes true. Now you have to decide your own destiny. We wish you a hundred little joys, and how many you can catch is up to you.
All the pieces of paper are poured out of the bag onto the child from above. His task is to capture as many joys as possible. After this, the child reads out what he finally got his hands on. On pieces of paper you can write any little things that children dream about, for example:
- Tomorrow they will buy you a gift
- You'll get an A soon
- Mom will buy you chocolate
- You will meet a new friend
- Etc.
Congratulations from the children in the form of a skit will greatly please the mother; she will rejoice at them creativity, and most importantly, she will be happy that the children paid so much attention to her.
A scene for mom
2 people participate, they will play the roles of mother and son. Mom tries to wake up her son in the morning, but she can’t.
Mother:- Son, wake up, you don’t want to be late for school.
Son:“I won’t, I don’t want to get up, Sidorov will pester me again.”
Mother:- Well, dear, that’s not how things are done, you won’t make it in time for the start of the lesson.
Son:- No, Samoilov will throw a rag at me again.
Mother:- Son, get up, it’s already a lot of time, stop being capricious.
Son:“I won’t go anywhere, I won’t go to school, in case Petrov throws a stone at me again.”
Mother:- My dear son, you must go to school, because you are the director.
This phrase is followed by congratulations from the children:
- Our dear mother, we wish you strength for your not always obedient and capricious children, patience in raising, and health, so that you can always wake up your child on time, no matter how old he is. We will always need you. Happy birthday!
Any grandmother is also a mother, she will also be glad if her grandchildren congratulate her in some special, original way, gifts are not important to her, the main thing for her is attention.
A scene for grandma
This scene requires 2 participants: grandmother and granddaughter Masha. The grandmother sits and knits socks, and her granddaughter torments her with questions.
Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person have 2 eyes and not one?
Grandmother:— Mashenka, 2 eyes are needed so that you can see more, learn more.
Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person need 2 ears?
Grandmother:“And this, granddaughter, is so that you can hear more, so that you can distinguish more sounds.”
Granddaughter:- Why does a person have 2 legs and 2 arms?
Grandmother:- Well, it’s quite simple, so that you can do more things in life and go around more roads.
Granddaughter:- Why then do we only have one nose and one tongue?
Grandmother:- Yes, so that you talk less and don’t poke your nose anywhere.
- Dear grandmother, we congratulate you on your birthday, we wish you patience with your beloved grandchildren, and a long life to always be with us.
Congratulations in the form of a scene will please anyone, because the main thing is not the gift, but attention, which is sometimes so lacking.
How are you going to wish happy birthday? Read poems from a postcard? Is this interesting? No, it's very boring and banal. We need to arrange something new and something that will make everyone laugh and have fun. To be more precise, show me original congratulations happy birthday in the form of a scene. And then all the guests, and the birthday boy, will be holding their bellies laughing. Watch the skits and decide whether they suit you or not.
Scene 1.
For this scene, it is best to find a woman unfamiliar to the birthday boy. She will play the role of a cleaning lady. It all goes something like this:
At some point, a friend stands up and asks the birthday boy to stand up. The birthday boy approaches his friend to congratulate him. The friend begins his congratulatory speech and then the cleaning lady enters the room. She has a bucket of water and a mop in her hands. She starts scrubbing the floors and talking loudly. Her example speech:
- I’m so tired of all this! They are just celebrating here, and I have to clean up after them. And by the way, I am a scientist! I have diplomas from Brezhnev himself! And they only come here to drink vodka. Oh, I wish I could douse them with water from a bucket!
While the cleaning lady is saying her curses and indignations, the friend is trying to smooth things over and invites the cleaning lady to leave so as not to disturb them from celebrating. He even helps her carry out a bucket of water. The cleaning lady leaves, and the friend returns back to the birthday boy. At this moment, the cleaning lady runs into the hall screaming again with the same bucket and shouting:
- but I’ll still pour water on you!
A friend hides behind the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady pours the contents of the bucket onto the birthday boy! Everyone is scared and alarmed, but... there is no water in the bucket. And the confetti! It’s just that when a friend showed the cleaning lady out the door, she changed the buckets.
This is such an unusual congratulation.
Scene 2.
For the second scene you need to dress up two guests as Chinese. Their role is simple - to go out and play the Chinese. It's simple, but if you can dress it up and play it, everyone will laugh until they drop.
And here is the scene itself:
Scene 3.
The scene is called the hunter and the hares.
A hunter on skis enters the hall. He is tired, a gun weighs on his shoulder.
Hunter:
Is it your birthday?
I have a gift!
I chased him for a long time,
Very exhausted!
I'll wet your neck
And I’ll give you a gift!
(they bring a glass to the hunter, he drinks)
And my gift is simple,
He is long-eared and furry!
Hares, come out!
Dance for the birthday girl!
Guests come out dressed in bunny costumes. They dance and sing a song to the tune - But we don’t care, even though we are afraid of the wolf and the fox!
We also have skits that will amuse your guests and make your holiday more joyful.
And comic certificates will help you give the most unusual gift for any occasion.
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for birthdays, anniversaries and just for holidays
The best impromptu requires careful preparation - organizers of birthdays and anniversaries know this better than anyone. the main task festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate guests and put them in a good mood. For this you can use funny games, which look impromptu, or a serious script with a flexible approach.
It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always room for retreats or changes in mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. Noticing in time that the mood of the guests has gone in the wrong direction, stopping a tense situation, diverting attention from a problem that has arisen by chance - that’s what a real organizer is.
The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change places in the program, closing random breaks. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rearrange it on the fly, literally between toasts. Guests won’t notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!
Scenarios for anniversary birthdays for women and men
Festive anniversary in nature
If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature encourages a friendly attitude towards everything around you, so games and pranks involving dousing with water, sprinkling with flour, and the like go off with a bang.
You can start your anniversary celebration with a comic congratulation.
Leading
I want to test for mental capacity hero of the day To do this, let’s take an ordinary Matchbox. We stick one match into the box and give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday person finds it difficult to answer, he must light the match on the box with his match.
After several simple questions The host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?” The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing in chorus “Happy Birthday to you”
Leading
(in the voice of Owl from the cartoon “The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh”). Expensive …. ! Happy Birthday to You! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful cord (brings a bucket from which the cord hangs).
The culprit solemnly pulls the cord and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.
Leading
And now I invite everyone present to take part in the competition “Do you know the hero of the day?” The first guest to answer the question correctly receives candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the most candies will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photograph with a personal autograph and the right to drink with him at the Brotherhood.
Sample list of questions.
1. Name the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, weight at birth.
3. Where did this event take place?
4. What time of day was it.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The birthday boy’s best school friend
8. What kind of education did he receive?
9. Where was the first day of work?
10. When I bought my first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation?
12. Where did you meet your other half?
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. State the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres does the dacha plot occupy?
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Car brand.
24. Name best friend(girlfriends).
25. Favorite song.
It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although everything depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question, in in this case they are purely symbolic.
This is where we can finish the official part and move on to the wild entertainment part.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.
Joke-raffle “Fun fortune-telling”
Good people, I’ll try to surprise you
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)
We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”
You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!
So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...
Scenario for the 55th anniversary (for woman)
Script Lead: Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl!
Today we are in friendly fun company, in our so-called “banquet hall” we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.
Why are there so many people?
All my friends have gathered here,
For a well-deserved rest,
They came to congratulate you.
Well, here's two A's for you,
How quickly the years fly by
But for a reason like this
Don't be upset!
Of course it's not 16
And far from 25,
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be sad!
After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.
Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
Director: Dear _______________!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Today please accept our congratulations
We are pleased to congratulate you and wish you
Still work, still dare.
Do not grow old in soul and appearance
Be blooming as before.
Keep the flame of the soul and continue to love.
Be as beautiful as always for you for many years to come.
(A gift is given)
The team sings congratulations to the tune of the song “I'm Standing at a Stop Station” and gives gifts.
Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way left behind.
The words are welcoming.
Where are your cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a sign of our attention
Please accept my wishes,
Live many years to the joy of everyone.
May the years be like a blizzard
Everything is turning gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness for you,
Unchanged success,
We wish you great luck many times over.
I wish you excellent health, hope and personal happiness,
May youth never leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all your wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!
Host: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a glorious anniversary.
So that the fun continues,
I’ll tell everyone: “Pour it!”
I suggest you drink to these wonderful wishes!
Host: You cried when you were born,
And everyone around laughed...
But we really did have a little pensioner.
Leading: A word of congratulations is presented to our pensioners.
1. The hour has come for retirement!
It happens to us once in a lifetime!
2.We came here today
Wish you for long years,
Please accept Lyubasha from us
Hello pensioners.
3. I worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain,
This is why, dear,
You have been given a pension.
4.Will you stay at home?
You will be bored, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will immediately look younger.
5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone without hiding anything:
Every age has its own charm!
6. Our age only brings experience
He doesn't age you at all:
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.
7. Don’t be sad and don’t be sad,
There's no going back to those days of old
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to doctors.
8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We would like to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Do not know sorrows and grief.
9.And we wish you continued
Not getting old, but getting younger.
Multiply series of fives
Yes, live in abundance
Without despondency and problems,
To be needed always and by everyone.
Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. Based on all of the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.
Responsibilities: (on the screen)
Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.
Receive guests
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash to distill.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie there.
If I want to, I’ll start drinking.
I'll go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
I love whoever I want.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot of things to do!
Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and give a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink to the parents of the hero of the day __________________!
Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
So that your wallet is always tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we're talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and shoulder
V family life for her. AND
So, word from the wife of the hero of the day.
How much beauty is there in the world:
Sun, blue sky,
And spring flowers
They can't compare with you.
For many years we walked side by side,
There was everything: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
Old age is already knocking on our door.
We won't let her into the house
Let him walk longer
When he comes again later,
Let him not find us at home.
You are my good one
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with a lot of love.
I give you this song. “I love you to tears” or others.
Thank you for finding words that please and comfort you at the right moment.
I want to drink to the fact that you exist!
Leading: Today telegrams were sent to the hero of the day. Let me read them
Telegrams:
Granny, hello, don't be sad,
The candy is out, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.
Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to a beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
Endowed him with a considerable amount of intelligence.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday boy.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink to the parents of our hero of the day, let them too have fun and pleasure today.
Dear guests! We learned a lot today about the hero of the day, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him yet. The floor is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary
Happy thirty year anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate takes them -
Everyone came here today.
We wish you health
And a long life without worries,
Good luck, happiness and luck!
The time has come for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses and drink to the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you moved something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__ Ivan's anniversary is not cancelled.
3. Remember: it didn’t hurt for everyone to start having a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and cannot be returned.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on this significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends.
We do not give to the birthday boy
No headsets, no rings,
You'll probably receive it warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I offer the floor to congratulate my friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children’s nursery group “Mouse” has come to your holiday!
Congratulates Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten,
Sends greetings to you, dear,
Junior nursery team.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten the porridge,
We'll take the cups away.
Be healthy Uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise that we will come
To your hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drop some red into your glasses.
Believe it if you want
Believe it or not if you want it,
There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called “moose”
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
Let “ELK” be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
So that you DREAM about good things, so that things succeed
May everything always come true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot,
But now all the strength has begun to flourish.
Let hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May he be full of success!
We don’t want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, that there will be a balance of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. On those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink fermented juice tropical fruits mango. And again in their souls good mood, the sun is shining in their souls again. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and stormy days, do not forget to take mango fruits. And if you don’t have juice on hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you that
The soul has not aged over the years.
So that creativity does not leave,
So that the table is wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To make your wife love you more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
May luck not leave you!
Listen, Ivan, this is the thing -
Vodka began to boil in the glasses,
So that she doesn't run out of steam,
We need to sip a little.
For a reason like this
Let's say a small toast.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank, so he drinks, as he beat, so he hits.
- Well, thank God, if only he wasn’t sick!
For the health of everyone present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We had a great time on your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving for the house and the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
Man's anniversary - special holiday when the birthday person should feel maximum attention and respect. Birthday is a sad holiday. Cool mini-scenes for a man’s 30th birthday, simply overflowing with positivity, will help make the holiday fun and original.
Gypsy fortune telling
For this role you need to choose the most artistic and talkative woman. One of the guests tells the birthday boy that some gypsy is trying to get through to him, claiming that the question concerns life and death. A woman dressed as a gypsy enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day.
Gypsy: “You’re my diamond, I’ll tell you fortunes for almost nothing, gild your pen with at least a glass of wine.”
He sits down next to the birthday boy, lays out the cards and comments: “The card appreciates lies and flattery, the card will tell everything as it is. I’ll throw out the cards now and find out everything about you. The cards say your name is Victor, which means “winner” in the Mayan language. Your Zodiac sign is Aquarius, and you were born exactly 30 years ago. You love to be the center of attention and always try to help people. You love football and fishing. Each person is protected by his own tree, you have an apple tree, which means that you are one of those who is always needed by everyone - well, simply the soul of any company. Friends (and you have a lot of them) love you because it’s always fun to be with you, you can joke, listen to jokes. You love your family and are proud of your children. And women have always loved and surrounded you. Here I will give you an anniversary present from those dear to your heart.”
The gypsy woman gives it to the birthday boy.
This is a template script that can always be rearranged in your own way so that scenes for the anniversary of a 45-year-old man look no less interesting.
Doctor Jubileeologist
The scene involves two nurses and a doctor in a white coat, cap, glasses and carrying a suitcase.
- A doctor and two nurses in short scrubs appear.
- Doctor: “I am a candidate of medical sciences, a professor, and my main task today is to monitor the precious health of our respected hero of the day on such an important day. Here are my assistants - nurses who will quickly help me get you back on your feet, curing you of any disease that I diagnose. So, girls, let's start with the pulse - we need to measure the patient's pulse."
- The women approach the birthday boy, and together they take his wrists.
- Professor: “Oh, what a fast pulse you have! Is it dangerous. To clarify the diagnosis, you need to listen to the heart!”
- The nurses unbutton their shirt collar, put their ear to the chest and listen to the heart.
- Professor: “Your heart rate is too rapid, this is a dangerous sign, for a final diagnosis you need to find out the temperature.”
- To measure the temperature, women gently kiss the man on the forehead.
- Professor: “Oh yes, your skin is red, your temperature rises, and more. Diagnosis – anniversary in acute form! We need urgent treatment!”
- He takes out a bottle of champagne from his suitcase. “Come on, splash it on the patient and all the guests who were in contact with him. For the full effect, this medicine should be consumed after a toast to the health of the hero of the day!”
There are not so many significant dates in our lives as the 50th birthday; try to decorate the celebration script with scenes for the anniversary of a man turning 50 years old and see how the eyes of the birthday boy will light up and the guests will be pleasantly surprised.
Surprise for the hero of the day
For the scene you need four women.
- Presenter: “This sketch is for the hero of the day, it will receive the highest rating! (Musical insertion) What does a man dream of most? About a caring mother?
- Mom comes out, maybe in the guise of a retired housewife.
- Host: “About your best friend?”
- A friend appears wearing a T-shirt with a football player’s number and a glass of beer.
- Host: “About a passionate lover?”
- A spectacular sexy vamp woman emerges in an extravagant red outfit.
- Then all together in chorus: “We know how to unite all wishes and therefore we present the hero of the day with the best surprise gift (pointing to a huge gift box, beautifully tied with a ribbon).”
- Music sounds, a wife in a peignoir comes out of the box with a bottle of cognac and pies and says: “Darling, happy anniversary!”
The 60th anniversary is not just a round date. There is a lot to sum up at 60, and therefore it should be celebrated in a big way. They will help make it lively and original funny scenes for a man's 60th birthday. When composing a scene for your celebration, it is very important to play out the theme well. You can take any achievements of the hero of the day - hobby, profession. Take care of costumes, scenery, music, and props.
First, you need to come up with a genre for the sketch. You can choose a mini-drama or a romantic comedy, but for a man celebrating the anniversary, most often they choose an action movie or a detective story. In the anniversary scene, the structure should be visible - the plot - the main plot - the denouement. It is important to skillfully combine all three components. You can remember on the go life stories or come up with them yourself - such impromptu ideas are usually the most successful.
Congratulations from Hottabych
One thing is needed for the scene actor for the role of old man Hottabych. Hottabych appears to the accompaniment of oriental music.
- Hottabych (looks around): “Where has this taken me? Wait, I think I’m starting to understand...”
- He tears off a hair from his (in the sense of an artificial!) beard and loudly says the spell: “Fuck-tibidoh-tibidoh, so that’s the catch!” (tapping his foot).
- Hottabych: “Yeah, that means it’s an anniversary... and who is our hero of the day here? Wait, I’ll find it myself.”
- He walks around the guests, looking carefully. He approaches the birthday boy and looks at him carefully: “Are you the boss here? Commendable...and how old are you? Wait, don’t tell me, I’ll find out myself... (sniffs) somewhere over 30. But less than 100, you’re still too young for the first hundred. He feels it and looks into your ear: Exactly, you’re only 60. Commendable! But I didn’t come here empty-handed.” (He examines his hands, sighs, rubs them and moves them behind his back, then begins to dance. While he is dancing, you need to quickly and imperceptibly place a Balloons with gift money inside).
- Hottabych: “I can fulfill any wish, if you want, I’ll shower you with money.” (Tears off another hair and says his “fuck-tibidoh.” With this spell, you need to burst the balloons so that souvenir bills will fall down on the hero of the day).
- Hottabych: “Or maybe you want excellent health? Bogatyrsky and strong? (Tears off his hair and casts a spell, at this moment a man of impressive size appears with a “health” sign on his chest and a basket with various products - symbols healthy image life).
- Hottabych: “And here is the promised health - heroic and strong. Health probably comes with love? Fuck-tibidoh! (stomps his foot).
- Several appear beautiful women and among them is the wife of the hero of the day.
- Hottabych: “Look how beautiful everyone is and worthy of such a hero of the day... No, not all (studies each of the women). You won’t fit, and neither will you, but this one can make our hero of the day happy. (Disperses all the women, leaves one wife). Come on, turn around (the woman turns and everyone sees the sign “soulmate”). Exactly, here it is, your soulmate (brings his wife to the hero of the day). Show us all your passionate and true love. (The hero of the day and his wife kiss, Hottabych wipes away tears). Oh, how wonderful, all that remains is to add happiness, fuck-tibidoh.” (pulls out another hair from his beard)!
- The whole family of the birthday boy appears with a poster on which “happiness” is written.
- Hottabych: “This is it, true happiness is a real family that loves and appreciates you. Please accept my congratulations on the anniversary! It’s time for me to take my leave.” (Leaves).
Unexpected Invasion
For the scene, you need to prepare props: children's colored toy pistols that shoot soap bubbles and machine guns, stocking masks with black eye holes, firecrackers and three participants to play the role of terrorists. 
When the celebration is already in full swing, terrorists burst into the hall, pointing toy weapons at the guests and the hero of the day.
- Terrorists: “Don’t move! This is an armed robbery! Everyone stay in their places!”
- Presenter (raises his hands up): “Dear guests, calmly, let’s accept their conditions. But what do you want from us?
- Terrorists: “Money! So much money! Is this a bank?
- Host: “No, you’re mistaken, this is not a bank, but a banquet in honor of the anniversary.”
- Terrorists: “How was the banquet? So, is there no money anymore? Did you spend everything on the treat?”
- Host: “Of course!”
- Terrorists (turning to each other and consulting): “Well, at least we need to capture something! Taking a hostage...for sure! We’re taking the hero of the day hostage!”
- They run up to the hero of the day and take him away.
- Presenter: “Why did you decide that this is the hero of the day?”
- Terrorists: “Well, look, he’s just glowing with happiness!”
- Host: “Okay, you took a hostage. What are you going to do with it next?”
- Terrorists: “What, what...as if you don’t know yourself...we’ll congratulate you and give you gifts!”
- They untie the hero of the day’s hands and hand him a bottle of good cognac.
- Terrorists: “Hold the flammable mixture, my friend. May the holiday be hot!
- Presenter: “Well, this is a completely different matter, guys, you are nice - we see!”
- Terrorists: “We are glorious! Come on, everyone sit down and don’t move - we’ll have a toast!
On your anniversary, you pour it,
May you have a hundred rubles!
So that the pocket is not empty,
Let there be a hundred bucks in it,
And then you, our friend,
Everyone around will be happy!”
Terrorists: “And now hands up everyone again - live! We applaud the hero of the day!”
The terrorists fire all their weapons and leave.
The proposed scenes for a man’s anniversary can be supplemented with competitions, songs, and poems at your discretion.
How to celebrate a man's 55th birthday, read.
In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program. This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny skits, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.
For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.
Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:
- Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
- The table part is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
- Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).
The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.
You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this; the more people there are, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.
If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions, in addition to being an interesting and fun pastime, they help to reveal various talents in those present, and this is just the thing would be better suited for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.
Dressing up scenes
Maya the bee
For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.
Anniversary with a star
Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in next room, so that no one sees (the effect of surprise in this case is necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But for a woman, Serov with the eternal question - who loves whom, or Leontiev performing the beloved “traffic light” - is perfect for a woman. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.
Calling a doctor
This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis in their hands.
Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (doctor so-and-so) have been observing the behavior and general condition of the patient (name of the hero of the day) for a long time and am ready to make a medical verdict:
Age - at the very peak of female beauty;
Blood – everything here is unambiguous and unconditional – “blood and milk”;
Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;
Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;
Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;
Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;
The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;
Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;
Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a large dinner;
The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.
Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.
It is recommended to have only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.
Cleaning assistant
This is another short one, but funny scene, a daughter or granddaughter would be a good choice for the main role. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.
At all, short skits are more suitable for a large company, so it will be possible to use maximum amount invited
WITH early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite heroes, but also act as an author, creating a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.
Impromptu skit« New chicken Ryaba"
50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - the golden mean between past and future years. AND cool fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration, both grandparents will certainly like it.
Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he lay on the stove all day long and sat on a bench near the house.
(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).
Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!
(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits next to her grandfather.
Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:
On the left cheek, then on the right,
In the right ear, then in the left.
And if your legs hurt, she’ll warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.
Toastmaster: they had Ryaba chicken, it was fatty, it was good chicken, it even seemed magical.
(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).
Toastmaster: what does a healthy, smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.
(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).
Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.
(cheerful music turns on, the couple dances).
Toastmaster: our heroes have become friends, it’s time to lay an egg.
(go behind the curtain).
Toastmaster: well, it’s time to look at the fruit of the friendship of our birds, friends, meet the golden egg!
(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg costume comes out).
Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old men consulted, and decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell to be bought up.
Grandfather was the first to hit, he didn’t break it, he tried to kick it, but that didn’t work either;
Granny got involved, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.
Everyone is shocked and in tears, scolding the egg, at this time a little mouse appears.
(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).
Toastmaster: every half-decent mouse should have its own tail!
(a man comes out and hugs the mouse around the waist from behind).
Toastmaster: the little gray one ran wildly dancing, forgot about her tail and carried off a saucer (plastic) with treats (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The egg broke into small pieces that flew into the cracks and out the window. The old people are in tears - they had lost so much gold, but they could have lived well in retirement.
Ryaba: don’t cry, dear ones, you will still have a testicle, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this one turns out to be weak.
Participants and guests drink to the health and well-being of the birthday boy.
Unfortunately, we are not always able to celebrate a significant date noisily and cheerfully, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following 55th birthday greeting to a woman close to you will be perfect for you.
5 and 5 is not ten, 5 by 5 is not twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's congratulate the hero of the day together.
We'll kiss 55 times, we'll spill 55 times,
We will make 55 different toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 are all excellent, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 of such a rating, God grant everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your age, 55 is no big deal,
55 if you are still young at heart.
Buy 5 and 5 outfits, 55 more of ours,
Get yourself 5 and 5 earrings for your ears.
5 and 5 law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 are the envy of everyone, like a berry.
55 of your worries, 55 of your worries,
Let the family take over 55 household chores.
55 still in work, 55 no peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, live for so many more years!
Inspector
This scenario will definitely appeal to people of the older generation - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.
The doorbell rings, it opens, there is a man in a police uniform outside the threshold, and civilians next to him. The policeman comes in and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I’ll be your new precinct officer. And which one of you will be citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? This means, citizen, there are anonymous complaints against you, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day? I ask witnesses to come in.
The witnesses enter.
— The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, albeit not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in common people - a moonshine still. In no case?! Will you deny? Just look at your table, there is so much alcohol, and it’s not cheap at that, it’s clear as day - you drive it and sell it. Well, this is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local drunks in the area, what should I do then? They won’t be poisoned, the vodka is excellent, you say, great, now the witnesses will check.
They pour it to the witnesses and offer it to the inspector.
- I can’t do it when performing, but how can I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, something must happen - pour it for me too. Oh, you have a good moonshine, citizen, it’s painfully strong. How do you like the witnesses? – okay, okay, it’s not convenient to even confiscate it on a day like this. Pour a little more and we’ll start drawing up a protocol. And there is some kind of snack, no need to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, they found you by it. The birthday girl most likely works in a sausage shop? No, it’s strange, but where does such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant, did you come here just like that? Pour it while I read the protocol.
— when checking a complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the presence of a machine for producing surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established; after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.
- based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided that the citizen (name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic beverages strictly for personal purposes, for consumption among friends and family (Major Sidorov must be attached). All formalities have been completed, you can continue, gentlemen, witnesses, pour out!
Friends, what's the difference between a 30-year anniversary and a 60-year anniversary? The main thing is to create a festive mood, set right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, involving everyone and the whole time of the celebration, this will not change the essence.
A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negativity we notice.
Video with original scenes for the anniversary