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Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on a woman's anniversary have their own characteristics.

It is desirable that in the stories played out the emotional emphasis is placed on the hero of the occasion. Of course, any will bring pleasure to the hero of the day, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel like the center of attention, especially male attention, it will be more impressive.

This author's collection contains just such fairy tales and impromptu theater for a woman’s anniversary, thanks to which the birthday girl will feel like the queen of the ball, and the guests will be happy to pamper her with attention and have fun themselves.

1. Impromptu fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary “The best gift”.

An impromptu fairy tale made according to the plot by everyone known history about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four “actors” are invited to participate; each receives a role and words that must be spoken whenever the name of their character is heard in the text - preferably with a boastful intonation, as if presenting themselves from their advantageous side. Much depends on the expressiveness of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how inanimate objects play out their roles: the Pot and the Ball. At the end of the fairy tale there is a general dance (you need to agree on music with the DJ in advance).

Characters and lines:

Ball:"Best gift"

Winnie the Pooh:“I write well”

Piglet:"Free until Friday"

Pot of honey:"Sweet Handsome"

Preface(read by presenter)

They say that you should give friends what is dear and what you like. That’s why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet didn’t doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were called to the anniversary (Name).

Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside of which there was so much sweet, sweet honey. And Piglet is your favorite balloon- delicate, light and beautiful. So, actors out!

Fairy tale text:

Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a gift to the hero of the day.

And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that it was not big and elastic enough for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Vinnie also remembered that you need to give only the best and, .... solely in order to make sure that he is doing exactly that: giving the best honey in the best Pot, Vinnie stopped, put the Pot, looked at it, stroked its smooth sides on all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Vinny... just to make sure, first smelled the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked it a little and began to listen to his feelings. Let's leave Vinny to enjoy and return to Piglet.

What about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined it, touched it - now Ball was beautiful and elastic, just what he needed! Piglet tied a ribbon around Ball and began running around the hall with him, joyful and cheerful.

At this time, Vinny....finally became convinced that the honey was really good and had already taken the Pot in his hands, but.....somehow he doubted it, what if it just seemed like it?! Vinnie quickly looked at the Pot, stroked it and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it’s only tasty from the top?!

Piglet,... having run around and admired his Ball a lot, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and take him to the hero of the day. He sadly hugged his Balloon, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Balloon literally hung on Piglet. In despair, Piglet began to look around and then... he saw his friend Winnie the Pooh, who also looked very puzzled: he looked confusedly into his Pot, realizing that he had gotten carried away and had eaten all the honey and had nothing to give him.

Then Piglet came up with his deflated Balloon to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl a simple joy which no amount of money can buy. They approached the DJ and ordered incendiary music, then, together with Ball and the cheerful Potty, who came to life from the sounds of music, they formed a “lambada train” and they began to gather all the guests to dance for the sake of the hero of the day in a common cheerful dance.

“Lambada” or another dance tune sounds - everyone dances.

2. Fairy tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from

The fairy tale is played out according to the principle of the game “Six Chairs”. 6 participants are called, each one draws a card with the character’s name and a line, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, everyone, as soon as he hears the mention of his character, jumps up and, shouting his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”

Characters and lines

Girl: “Oh, how fun!”

Guests: “Congratulations!”

Gifts: “Everyone loves me!”

Cake: “You'll lick your fingers”

Candles: “We’re burning, we’re burning!”

Holiday: "Hurray!"

Text

“Once upon a time there lived a very beautiful and very kind Girl. More than anything else, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. And therefore, each of her birthdays turned into a real Holiday, Guests came to the Girl, brought Gifts and began to have fun. And at the very height of the Holiday, a Cake was always solemnly brought out, on which every year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and blew with all her might on the lit Candles. The Girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: the Girl, the Guests, the Gifts - became white from the powdered sugar from the Cake. Having blown out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out to be a cheerful Holiday.

It must be said that the Girl’s wish always came true, because she wished for one thing: that the Holiday in her life would never end, that every year Guests would come to her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone has a good time, as only happens at a real Holiday!!!”

3. Impromptu theater for the hero of the day “Stop a moment.”

For this unusual impromptu congratulation from men, we invite 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the day herself. We explain the conditions of the game: the presenter reads out the text, the men play out everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on a chair.

The presenter, in addition to the text, gives his (presumably witty) comments during the story, as if guiding the process (an approximate version of the comments is attached).

Required details: a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide), painted to look like a stream.

Characters: Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary Girl (roles distributed among participants).

Text

Let's fantasize a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally found themselves completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagine? Then, let's continue our story.

So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, to the north, to the west or to the east - everywhere they see only one Sand and the burning Sun (Show us how you look around, Sand and Sun you are everywhere, wherever they look, be everywhere..).

Travelers understand that they need to find a way and move forward, the sun is mercilessly scorching (Sun, shine! Even more mercilessly, please!),

The sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of travelers).

But the men, wiping off their sweat, go (Wipe away the sweat, not all of it has been wiped away, I can see drops on my nose..).

They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they tried in every possible way to hide and protect themselves from it (The sun burns your heads, and you protect the Travelers, your heads will be useful to you).

The sand burned their feet and they skipped (Sand is your way out, take care of the Travelers’ feet, and you jump up, it’s hot).

From thirst and fatigue, the men fell, but rose again and moved on. (….) . And so, when the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, they were tired of brushing aside the Sun and jumping from the touch of the hot Sand (…).

They saw something beautiful in the distance (the presenter points to the hero of the day, the assistant at this time should spread a drawn stream at the feet of the hero of the day)… it was a life-giving stream.

The travelers, with their last strength, rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to greedily drink water from it. (Drink, bend lower, because you want to plunge your whole body into the stream..).

Freeze! (Freeze everyone) Or, as the poet would say: “Stop a moment, you are beautiful”

Our charming birthday girl, look how many men are kneeling in front of you and treating you like a life-giving source. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to great deeds and deeds. And behind every great man is great woman, such as ours... (Name)

To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the hand of the charming... (name of the hero of the day) and let's raise a glass to the greatness of the hero of the day.

This one, its plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day sits in the center, and fans “bust” around her. The task of the six male participants is to dramatize the story they heard and “atone” the hero of the day with their attention.

Characters:

Red Yagodka - birthday girl,

Two Mosquitoes,

Gooseberry.

Text

So, I lived in a strawberry meadow,

But maybe on strawberry,

In general, in a beautiful clearing,

Right on the tubercle, not in the dimple,

Krasna Yagodka grew for many years,

And the beauty... the likes of which the world has never seen!

We don't know what year she was born,

But our Berry was in its very juice!!!

And traditionally on your birthday,

She accepted congratulations from everyone:

All her fans always gather

Berries are trying to capture the heart.

Her neighbor, Oak, tickles her playfully with its branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, or what?

The breeze blows over her and gently caresses her,

And the Mosquitoes, out of envy, bite them all.

Krasnaya Yagodka doesn’t stand out to anyone,

Only royally accepts courtship!

But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,

A well-known treacherous lover in the area.

He pushed everyone away with his thorns:

He appeared before Yagodka in all his glory:

So elastic, it shines like amber from the inside,

And he plays flirtatiously with green eyes.

Yagodka's cheeks turned red from embarrassment...

But then former fans became bolder:

The oak waved its branches at the opponent,

The bumblebee flew in circles and buzzed,

The wind blows your cheeks with all its might,

And mosquitoes bite him on both sides!

Gooseberry weakly fought off everyone,

And under passionate pressure he gave in.

He was only ready to let me win,

And not these real cool guys!

Berry watched the battle playfully

And I felt like a prom queen!

And her retinue drove out the handsome stranger,

And the ritual in the clearing began all over again:

The oak tickles playfully with its branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, definitely wants something!?

The breeze blows and gently caresses,

And Mosquitoes bite everyone out of envy.

Berry was amused and waved her hand:

This is a sign of approval for a kiss!

Fans are allowed to kiss her,

And hold Berry’s hand in yours! (men kiss the hand of the hero of the day)

And now it's time to crown her! (bring in the crown)

And everyone can congratulate!!!

The fairy tale ends with the coronation of the birthday girl, which can be continued with a themed anniversary ceremony, for example, “The Queen's Retinue,” which can be watched.

5. Impromptu theater "English scene"

Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter distributes roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.

Characters:

Lame, fat king Sigismund III,

British Queen,

Duke Goldsmith (queen's lover)

The stick (which always creaks)

Poodle Williams,

A curtain,

Spectators are divided into:
- the stalls, where the audience sits importantly, looking at the actors through lorgnettes;
- an amphitheater where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
- mezzanine, where the audience fans themselves;
- the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.

Text:

Leading: So the show begins. Actors on stage!

Picture 1.

The curtain opens. The Queen of England is on stage. She rushes around the palace in search of the ring. The ring given to her by her lover Duke Goldsmith has disappeared. The fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The King tries to hug the Queen. The queen runs away in horror. The king's favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks loudly three times. The King threatens him with the Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king, shouting: “Sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick,” runs away after him. The curtain closes.

Picture 2.

The curtain went up. The Queen tears out her hair. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is crying. The fat King comes running to the noise, leaning on a Stick. He looks in bewilderment. The stick creaks. Williams barks backstage. The curtain went up.

Picture 3.

The curtain went up. Poodle Williams finds the ring and takes it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And he begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon is rising. The King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain went up.

Picture 4.

The curtain went up. The bald Queen comes running to the howl of the King and Williams; she has pulled out all her hair. The poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. Sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The King gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke's finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams walks up to Duke's body and starts nipping at his heels. The Duke's body rises. The Queen's hair is growing back. The King throws away the Stick and stops limping. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the Queen's arms. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!

6. Impromptu fairy tale for the young hero of the day “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”

To participate in this fun, the host invites the hero of the day and seven male guests. Preferably gnome and Snow White costumes (or caps for gnomes and a large bow on the headband for the birthday girl). Participants act out the text of the fairy tale and dance (prepare musical accompaniment in advance)

Text
Behind seven forests behind seven mountains lived 7 dwarfs
(they come out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (the dwarves bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone had their weaknesses.....
Monday - loved to sleep;
Tuesday - I loved to eat even more;
Wednesday - he was constantly lifting up his shirt, pants, front and back;
Thursday - constantly picked his nose and tried to pick someone else's;
Friday - he sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone;
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong;
And Sunday - hovered in the clouds and caught flies;
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.

They did all this for the sake of one... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of “royal fanfare”)
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other to compliment her.
She responded to them with care and affection... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday - he sat her lovingly on his lap;
Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
Wednesday - gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair;
Thursday - kissed her white hands;
Friday - massaged her tired legs;
Saturday - sang romances to her;
And Sunday - swatting away flies
(The presenter speaks mysteriously)
But they had another favorite activity that they all did together....
and then Snow White was the happiest woman in the whole wide world.....
BECAUSE....... (pause) LOVED IT VERY MUCH ................(pause) DANCE!!! (loud) ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the dwarves dance and invite the public.

There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the skit - from own idea to an existing idea. You can write your own script using your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

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18 Mar 2012


Let's imagine that we are planning a holiday. We will invite friends, acquaintances, relatives and friends to the holiday. In the morning we begin to prepare for the event: cleaning and preparing luxurious treats. And now the guests have arrived, the table is set and after loud toasts and simple conversations it becomes a little boring. How to entertain guests? We can say for sure that everyone has experienced such situations.

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10 Mar 2012


Are you having a holiday soon? Looking for funny scenes? You want it to be fun, but you don’t know how to prepare a holiday program or where to find skits. To prepare for a fun holiday event, people search the Internet holiday materials. You can, of course, use some congratulations, but we suggest you look at our comic scenes. We compose them ourselves especially for you and your upcoming holiday, or even holidays.

As you have already noticed, there are a lot of skits on the Internet, but they can be hackneyed and not funny. Therefore, we recommend watching only funny skits, then the holiday will be fun. For those who do not understand what a skit is and why it is needed, we will explain. A skit is a small performance (some kind of number) in which you can attract guests or perform alone. Guests can be dressed up in funny clothes, read some toasts, or just joke.

Here you will find only new scenes, especially for any festive event. I would like to note the fact that the site is updated with such materials quite regularly. Why do we try to compose them so often? And you will remember how many holidays there are in the year, how many reasons for fun... And these are: scenes for the anniversary, scenes of congratulations, for February 23, for March 8, children's and school scenes.

Dear friends, use our new funny scenes and you will not have failed holidays, as they will greatly diversify your holiday program, and all guests will have fun.

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08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

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08 Jun 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!

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In addition to the holiday content, we recommend everyone to watch this news!

02 Jun 2012

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man dressed in women's dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

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27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll? toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

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You can act out funny scenes for your anniversary at the moment when gifts are given. Gifts are funny, you need to show everything you do.

Gift - basin.

The words are:

For our anniversary we give a basin,

You can wash the floors in it,

You can also milk cows,

you can pick berries,

burp after being drunk,

you can take a bath with it,

it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash clothes in it,

you can wash your butt,

you can sow flour in it

and hang it on a bitch,

you can ride down the hill, oh

n will always be useful to you,

and when it happens (50, 60...) we will come to you again,

prepare okroshka for us,

find a bigger spoon

We'll pour okroshka into the basin,

That’s how we’ll celebrate the anniversary,

in general, you keep it,

don't break it, don't crumple it,

don’t leave it in the yard and put it back, with

congratulations on your anniversary,

We want to drink everything now,

some from the pile, some from the pile, and we will drink from it!

Gift - birch broom.

We couldn't give you birth

Buy expensive gifts

But this birch broom

Can we give from the heart

On Saturday you will take a steam bath with a broom

Do you remember your noisy anniversary?

And your health will increase a lot

From fragrant fragrant branches

Gift - galoshes.

We couldn't on your birthday

Buy a unique gift

But here are rubber galoshes

Can we give from the heart

You will wear them in damp weather

And you’ll go around the dacha with the style

And, of course, for your garden

You will hardly find better shoes.

Take care, don’t throw them anywhere

After you wash it, dry it in the shade

May they serve you with good fame

All gifts from a pure soul

When arranging funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary, dress up - put on scarves, beads and sing ditties.

Funny and for birthdays - scenarios, games, competitions birthday - birthday - new - from birth. Happy holidays. toasts, sms, sms. poetry

23.05.2010, 12:24

1. Cool competitions"Line"

Assemble two teams: one of men, the other of women.

At the leader’s signal, the players of each team begin to take off their clothes (whatever they want) and lay them out in a line. Each team has its own line.

Winner: The team that made the longest line of clothing.

2. "Tape"

Required: several very long ribbons

Every lady holds in right hand ribbon twisted into a ball. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady.

The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.

3. birthday contests "Zoo" (for 8 or more people)

The players stand in a circle. The presenter whispers a role to everyone: “hippopotamus” or “eagle”. Everyone hugs each other's shoulders. When the presenter says “eagle!” loudly to everyone, the “eagles” tuck both legs. When “hippopotamus!”, they draw their legs under them. There will be even more fun if suddenly in a large company there is a clear minority of certain “animals”.

4. Competition "Associations" (for 4 or more people)

The presenter leaves the room, and the rest decide who will be guessed. Then the presenter tries to guess the person based on his abstract description. The presenter asks leading questions. For example: “If this person were... a cloud (a tree, a monkey, a hanger, a Snow Maiden), then what would he look like (run, fly, play hockey?).” It is necessary to compare and guess. A very fun game.

5. Funny competition for Vilka's birthday

Required: forks and thread.

Several male/female pairs participate.

The forks are tied to the belt at approximately knee level (select experimentally) at the back. The goal of the game is to face each other and engage with forks.

Attention. Skirts on girls are not a hindrance! The difficulty can be adjusted by the length of the thread.

6. Birthday "Pencil" competition

Teams in which men and women alternate must pass from first to last a simple pencil, and it is passed clamped between the nose and upper lip of the players! Naturally, you cannot touch the pencil with your hands, but everything else can be touched with your hands.

7. Competition "Ring"

A large group (of any age) stands in the order M--F--M--F--M--F. Each participant takes a toothpick (match) into his mouth. The first thing to put on a match is a ring (any ring, maybe a wedding ring).

The point of the game: pass the ring along the chain (from match to match), naturally, without the help of hands, to the last participant.

8. Competition "Girlfriend's Leg" at a birthday party

In the room, ladies sit on chairs, 4-5 people. They show the man that his wife (friend, acquaintance) is sitting among them and he is taken to another room and blindfolded TIGHTLY. At this moment, all the women change seats, and among them (for color) 1-2 men sit down. Everyone bares one leg (just above the knees) and lets in a man with a bandage. He is squatting, touching everyone's bare leg with his hands in turn, and must recognize his wife. There is nothing very scary, but the jokes are rubbish. There are many options. And the man “climbs” on the legs for a long time, and sometimes he doesn’t recognize the “wife,” well, and if he pointed at another man, saying that this is my wife (and he’s wearing a stocking to hide his hair), it will be a complete FUCK. Then all the men will want it, they won’t be able to drag it away!!!

9. Best competition at the Rhinos birthday party

Necessary: ​​balloons (1 for each), regular thread, adhesive plaster, push pin (1 for each)

Quantity - the more, the better. The game can be either a team game or every man for himself.

The balloon is inflated and tied with a thread around the waist (the balloon should be at the level and area of ​​the buttocks). The button is used to pierce a piece of adhesive tape and stick it on the player's forehead. This procedure is done with each participant. Then each player must fold his hands on his chest or behind his back (he cannot use them during the game), or he can tie them. After all these preparations, the start is given (a certain amount of time is set - for a team game, after the time has elapsed, whoever survived is counted; and for the game, every man for himself - the game is played to the last), after which the player’s task is to pierce the enemy’s ball with a button on the forehead (not using your hands). It all looks simply amazing, the main thing is that there are more people.

Winner: the one who remains with the whole ball.

10. Fun competition at the birthday party "Sniffers"

Necessary: ​​many different objects are tied on strings and hidden in a bag.

They call a volunteer and blindfold him. When the eyes are blindfolded, the leader takes one of the prepared items dangling on a rope from the bag and brings it to the volunteer’s nose. You need to determine without the help of your hands, only through the sense of smell: what kind of thing it is. You guessed it, you will get this very thing as a gift... The very first one is given something simpler, like an apple. The rest, inspired by the example, will then stand in line. It can be very funny when an unfortunate sniffer pokes his nose, for example, into a suspended can of beer, which is dangling back and forth... Finally, it comes to the point that volunteers are given scented condoms to smell. The volunteer sucks in air with all his might, and the people just crawl under the furniture out of laughter. You can also let them smell the bills. And if he guesses right, then let him tell you what denomination the money was. Practice shows that there is always someone who is able to guess the dignity by smell...

11. Competition "Balloon Hunt"

Required: inflated balloons

Evening dresses are not a hindrance. Inflated balloons are tied to the ankles; in the absence of balloons or there are not enough of them for everyone, you can replace them with “rubber products” (tested - no worse). On command, everyone rushes to eat each other's balls with their feet, trying to protect theirs. The game continues until the last ball.

The winner is the owner of that very last ball. The game is very stormy, noisy, fun, but, unfortunately, fast (but there are a lot of impressions).

12. Fun game"Tomato"

First, an exciting game is played: a small denomination bill is placed on a table or stool between two players, and at the signal from the leader, it must be slapped on top first. To stir up the excitement, you can even give it to the winner, and take the next bet from the loser. Further, the rules become more complicated, the players are blindfolded.

And when everything is ready, the presenter exchanges the bill for a tomato before the signal! Both hit him at the same time, the audience rejoices.

13. Funny competition "Ya-y-ytsa"

Required: a dozen boiled eggs

A dozen eggs are placed in a bowl. One of them is raw, the presenter warns. And the rest are boiled. You need to break an egg on your forehead. Whoever comes across something raw is the bravest one. Participants take turns coming up and taking an egg.

In fact, the eggs are all boiled, and the last participant gets the prize - he consciously took the risk of becoming everyone's laughing stock.

14. Fun game "Maze"

Required: several long ropes.

A labyrinth of one, two or three ropes is created in the room so that the player, while passing through it, must step somewhere and sit down somewhere. By inviting another player from next room, they explain to him that he must go through the maze blindfolded, having previously memorized the location of the ropes, and the audience will give him hints.

When he is blindfolded, the ropes are removed! And the audience continues to tell him what to do, laughing without giving away the secret of the rope maze)

15. Competition "Chief Accountant"

On large sheet Whatman paper depicts various signs scatteredly. They need to be quickly counted, and counting should be done like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, three marks, two dollars, etc.

Winner: whoever counts correctly, without getting lost, reaching the farthest bill.

16. Birthday competition "Pass the hat"

All competition participants stand in two circles - internal and external. One participant has a hat on his head, he needs to pass it around in his own circle, there is only one condition - pass the hat from head to head without touching it with your hands.

The team in which the number one privateer is again in the cap wins.

17. Competition "Harvest"

The task of the players of each team is to move the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using their hands.

18. Competition "Let's make caps"

Participants are invited to look from a distance at a set of cans of various sizes and shapes. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard from which they must cut out the lids so that they exactly match the holes of the cans.

Winner: The one with the most lids matching the can openings exactly.

19. Funny competition "Piglets"

For this competition, prepare some delicate dish - for example, jelly. The participants' task is to eat it as quickly as possible using matches or toothpicks.

20. Competition "Banker"

Required: 2-3 jars with lids. Fill the jars with coins and make slits in the lid.

The “banker” will be the one who will be the fastest to shake out the contents of his jar of coins through a narrow slot in the lid, without resorting to the help of foreign objects.

Cool script for a woman's birthday - - collection of poems - book-poetry.ru

As a rule, a woman’s birthday is organized by her relatives and closest people. The husband and children are faced with the task of making this holiday unique, bright and unforgettable, allowing her to feel loved, desired and the only one.

To do this, you first need to decide on the venue. festive event. Traditional home gatherings entail evening washing of dishes and cleaning, which will not please the birthday girl very much. It is better to choose a cozy restaurant or cafe with a pleasant interior and soft, calm music. In addition, you need to take care of decorating the room in advance - garlands, Balloons, vases with flowers and small posters with congratulations. Of course, this is all individual, and depends on the number of guests invited, the age of the birthday girl, her tastes and preferences.

The search for a gift should also be taken very seriously. Be sure to select beautiful bouquet flowers are an indispensable attribute of any women's holiday. Well, the main gift can be jewelry, books, paintings, all kinds of expensive accessories, in general, everything that your beloved woman, wife and mother dreams of. If you want to give a fairly expensive gift, you can invite all your invited friends, family and relatives to buy it together. Let everyone contribute a certain part total amount- such a solution would be quite acceptable.

And so everyone gathered for festive table. The birthday girl is in the center, cordially welcoming guests and accepting congratulations and gifts. As a rule, the husband makes the first toast in honor of the hero of the occasion. It would be great if it was a poem dedicated to your beloved wife.

Children should also prepare properly - you can sing a congratulatory song, give homemade items and crafts to your mother.

During the feast, it is necessary to give each guest the opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl, say warm words to her and give her a memorable gift.

To prevent your guests from getting bored, organize a few fun entertainment competitions. For example, the “Karaoke Competition”, according to which each participant must perform a song one way or another dedicated to the birthday girl. As a rule, there are no losers or winners in this competition, but there is a lot of fun, joy and positive emotions!

After this, you can invite everyone gathered to dance a little. Fast and slow dancing to your favorite tunes will come in handy on such a festive evening.

Also during the birthday celebration, you can hold a competition called “Portrait of the Birthday Girl.” To do this, all participants are divided into two teams. Each team is given one piece of paper and pencils or markers. The task is to paint a portrait, but each participant can draw only one part assigned to him. For example, the first one draws the outline of the face, the second one draws the eyes, the third one draws the nose, and so on. The birthday girl is given the role of judge. The team that completes the task better and faster wins.

In the intervals between competitions, everyone present is invited to the table, at which they can also arrange quizzes, for example, with riddles for adults.

Make sure that in entertainment events Absolutely all the guests participated. After all, the holiday will be unforgettable only if everyone is having fun, dancing and singing from the heart, giving each other their own and positive emotions.

At the end of the evening, you can hold a competition for the best dance, the winner of which will be the hero of the occasion!

Scenario for celebrating the anniversary (birthday) of a woman named Elena

Other scenarios

The script can easily be remade for a woman with a different name using other materials from the site.

Presenter:

You are happy, dear Elena,

Worthy like no other!

You are a flawless queen,

Great success awaits you in everything!

Happy anniversary,

We wish you great happiness,

After all, everyone knows - there is no doubt,

That our life is one moment.

Let humor, jokes and smiles

Here they fly around like flying fish.

And we ask you to always be like this -

Cheerful, joyful, simple.

And protecting the bright years,

So that adversity passes by.

For the hundredth anniversary

A group of friends will come.

Celebrate your anniversary with a smile.

Champagne is poured into glasses.

The guests perform an old gypsy romance for the hero of the occasion (two can sing, and everyone else picks up the chorus):

THE GLASSES ARE POURED, THERE IS A REFLECTION OF AMBER IN THEM,

AND FACES LIGHT UP LIKE SPRING DAWN!

WITH WINE, MEANING IS CARRYED AWAY, IT BECOME LIGHTER,

AND A TOAST IN THE HEART ASKS: WE DRINK TO THE ANNIVERSARY!

OUR CHOIR SINGS AN ANCIENT CHANT, THE CHAMPAGNE IS FLOWING IN A RIVER

IN HONOR OF OUR BEAUTIFUL AND BELOVED LENA DEAR!

WHAT COULD BE MORE WONDERFUL, WHEN, THAT LOVE,

YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL MEET YOU WITH A SONG!

LET THE EVENING BEGINN AS A NEW CIRCLE OF LIFE,

AND ALL DREAMS COME TRUE, AND EVERYTHING BLOWERS AROUND!

LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA,

LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, drink up

Musical pause. Then a toast is made to the parents.

(calls them by first name and patronymic)

We are all just children in this world,

Parents are owed everything

Let's drink to them while standing,

We love you, we need you!

After the guests have eaten a little, the host holds a competition to see how well the guests know the hostess of the holiday.

Three pairs of guests are called, some sit on chairs, and partners stand behind.

The first question is asked:

1. On what day of the week was Elena born?

The couple who knows the answer to the question must give the sign by crowing the rooster “KU-ka-re-ku!!!” loud!

Then just answer the question. The competition is very funny.

2. What is the name of your first love?

3. What was the assessment in physics?

4. In what maternity hospital was you born?

You can ask absolutely no matter what questions, the very process of observing the subjects is already delightful.

After a short pause, offer to give gifts.

To do this, you can use a song to the tune of “What do you need?”

We chose a gift for you, oh, all together

Suddenly we got a nervous tremor,

Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed

But where to get it, where to get what you want.

We're shopping in droves, oh! We went, oh! Went!

We wanted to get you a diamond brooch!

Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed,

But where can I get it, but where can I get what you want?

And we bought you a treasured gift

And our nervous trembling passed

We bought you what we could, what we could

Take it whether you like it or not!

Gave a gift.

The host is holding a competition of adjectives, for example starting with the letter L. You must first come up with (ask the guests) 9 adjectives. Then insert them into the text. It usually turns out funny. Give the resulting copy to Elena as a souvenir.

We came to _______(1)________festival, to ___________(2)____________Elena,

To_______(3)___________congratulate you on your ____________(4)______________anniversary.

Eat________________(5)____________food, give________(6)__________gifts.

And leave _______________(7)________in a mood. Remembering____________(8)__________anniversary

until the end of my___________(9)________________life.

Fill the next break with a sweet tooth contest.

Competition for adults "Congratulations"

For this competition, two or more participants are called, depending on how many candies you have. 4 pieces of candy prepared in advance (lollipop is much funnier).

Participants are invited to tell Elena or wishes.

Then the host offers to open one candy and continue pouring out their wishes.

The congratulators also put the next candy into their mouths and continue to give compliments.

Then we open another candy and put it in our mouth, and congratulate you on three lollipops.

The fourth candy will be for reserve so that the widest-mouthed can try their hand at the competition.

The winner is the participant who, with the most amount of candy, was able to at least mutter something.

To entertain your guests, hold a few more competitions, for example:

"Fashion Designer"

If your guests are having a blast and you don't have any more left, I offer a great competition that doesn't require any preparation, and you can find a roll of toilet paper in stock.

Props: Toilet paper

The team consists of two people:

Fashion designer and test subject...

From a roll of toilet paper, you need to build an outfit.

The audience decides whose outfit is better.

The hero of the day rewards the best teams with rolls of toilet paper.

If all the guests gave gifts and congratulated the hero of the day, sing a song - a toast

Remade song. Motif "Robin Hearing a Voice"

A remade song to congratulate a woman on her birthday, name day.

Today is your birthday

We came hastily to congratulate you

And wish you success and work

Leave the happy one with gifts

Let's take a cucumber on a fork,

Pour a glass for everyone!

We'll drink to your health,

Here's to a glorious anniversary.

You won't go to bed early today

Listening to all our wishes!

And only then, dear, will you understand,

How we love you gentle creature!

Let's take a cucumber on a fork,

Pour a glass for everyone!

We'll drink to your health,

Here's to a glorious anniversary.

If the guests have enough fun, play with them games and competitions.

Other games, sweepstakes, competitions

Have a nice anniversary evening

Men are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for your birthday loved one it's important to secretly come up with one entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.

For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.

At the table

Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”

At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.

One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!

Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.

(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).

Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.

Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?

(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).

Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!

(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).

Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”

Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”

Together:

The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.

1 friend

We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!

2 friend

So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.

1 friend

We want to give you peace of mind,
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!

2 friend

The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.

Together

There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.

There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.

We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!

(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).

Scene No. 3 “Compliments”

For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.

1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).

2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.

3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.

Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”

The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.

1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).

2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).

3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).

4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).

Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”

Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).

Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”

For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.

Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I'm writing it out to you best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).

Movable

Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”

Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).

Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You - great ruler of your power, and on behalf of all your subjects, allow me to read you congratulations!

(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).

Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?

(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)

Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).

Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!

Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).

Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).

Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).

Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).

Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).

Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”

Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.

First woman

To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).

Second woman

Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.

Third woman

Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.

Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”

Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.

Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!

Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!

Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).

Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!

Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!

Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).

Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)

Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”

Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with pacifier with cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “ Prestigious job", school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Oh, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.

Leading: Sit down comfortably Dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)

Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).

Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.

Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).

All characters, speak in chorus or take turns: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).

IN modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with interesting scenario You don’t need a lot of time, but just pick some cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

Good wishes from the magic chicken

One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now exists big choice kinders (with cars, houses or various little people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

  1. The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
  2. There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
  3. They knock again. This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around.

    The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up.

  4. There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
  5. A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
  6. The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
  7. The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
  8. The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover!
    After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.

Funny name day scenes on video

Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:

Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to connect another medical staff, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

  1. First and last name.
  2. Age: in the prime of life.
  3. Pulse: cannot be measured.
  4. Blood type: many red cells.
  5. Heart rate: happy.
  6. Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
  7. Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
  8. Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
  9. Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have a lot individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on your birthday.

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