Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. And it’s a very fun event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Funny performances and mini birthday skits will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared just by you.
Types of performances and mini skits for a man or woman’s birthday
There are a great many humorous games and competitions. You don’t have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. All you have to do is go online to holiday websites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes Suitable for an anniversary or any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event progresses.
Let's remember that any holiday has:
- introductory part (arrival of guests)
- official table part (congratulations, gifts)
- intermission part (dancing, entertainment)
From this it follows that to select funny scenes and productions, it is necessary based on this order.
Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday
Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.
Birthday script "Meeting with guests"
The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:
Welcoming guests with “Bread and Salt”
We're not bored today
We dance and sing
We are celebrating the holiday today,
And we invite guests to our place!
Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you good health,
We invite you to drink tea!
Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance, and only after that accept him into the cheerful company of those greeting him.
Of course I would like to remind you funny scenario, a wonderful gypsy production "Meeting our dear guest"
To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance ( musical instruments can be cut from cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask and hats, thereby turning the meeting of guests into a whole show with dancing, dressing up and involving the newcomers in the performance you have planned.
See all friends 
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to visit us,
Pour him a lot!
We'll sing and dance,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday!
He came to us, he came to us,
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!
I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.
And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. Small musical scene with the participation of guests, there will be what you need.
Short skits and performances for the official table part
I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for active actions, basically everyone behaves passively.
A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on dressing up, for example:
- to Serduchka
- to Alla Pugacheva
- to the gypsies
Guests at the party
Don’t forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment
But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary, they will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.
Another option is to rent special gag costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests and save you from unnecessary hassle.
The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one sketch (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.
Scenario for a birthday, for the intermission part
Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, and breathed fresh air, it's time for funny mini-skits for birthdays, for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with your guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun” on camera. Subsequently, after making a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.
As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly characters, the more interesting. Let us give an example of a fairy tale that is familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.
Contact scene “Turnip” for a birthday
The fairy tale "Turnip" in action
Leading:
— Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a fairy tale,
About how grandfather planted turnips,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.
This fairy tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a “Turnip”, it should be big - very big (he chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier if the pot is a small flower)
- That's what it is, fodder turnip! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat or beard).
- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother using the women's table. Props - an apron, glasses, a rolling pin).
- Well, people, listen, what a turn it was. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, he is a fine fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem: he is lazy. He'll come out in the morning; he likes only the balalaika. He sits on the rubble all day and spits on the fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).
“And here comes the grandmother, she’s young at heart, but she looks like a hag.” He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).
Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will skillfully repeat them with expression and gestures)
Grandma: “Why are you sitting there doing nothing, grandpa?”
Grandfather: “I’m too lazy, you’re in trouble.”
Grandma: “Well, old stump, go plant turnips and increase my wealth.”
Presenter: - Eh, grandfather got up and went to plant turnips. He came, planted it in the ground, watered it from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions according to the text).
Presenter: - Can you imagine, friends, the whole summer went by like this! The sun is shining, the rain is falling, our beautiful turnip is growing, and the grandfather sits on the balalaika and plays and does not blow his whistle. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, swearing!
Grandma: “What, you’re sitting there again, you old stump, looking at me, you’d better go and look at the turnip.”
Presenter: - Grandfather stood up, shook himself off, turned around with his beard and went to the garden to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she’s sitting in the ground and doesn’t want to come out. He jumped around, let’s shout and call for help.
Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!
Presenter: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:
Grandma: - This turnip!!! (grandmother spreads her hands in surprise)
The host addresses the guests: “Don’t pull out the turnips.” Who should I call?
Guests: - Granddaughter
Presenter: — That’s right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, that’s what she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the course of the play, a younger girl would be good for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).
Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.
Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer and screamed:
Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!!!
Presenter: - Three of us can’t pull it out. Who else should I call?
Guests: - Bug!
Presenter: - That's right, Zhuchku! Here she is waving her tail, there is no one more beautiful than her.
(props: headband with dog ears)
Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.
Bug: - Will you give me a bone?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - Bug came closer and spread her arms.
Bug: - This is Turnip!
Host: - There’s no way to get us out, who else should we call?
Guests: - A cat.
Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purrs and sings. (Props: headband with cat ears)
Cat: - Meow-meow, purr-purr. And here I am, looking all good. Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Pull out the turnip.
Cat: - Will you give me milk with sour cream?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - The cat came closer and purred under its breath:
Cat: - This is a turnip!
Presenter: - Yes, here’s the thing, even the cat didn’t help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down. They say, if we gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).
- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a small mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday boy)
- The mouse saw the turnip and squeaked:
Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.
Presenter: The mouse took the turnip in her hands and dragged it into her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).
“And the whole family returned to the garden and saw that there were no turnips.”
All the actors together: - Where is the turnip?
Presenter: - Yes, we overslept, you are a turnip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without difficulty. Yes, yes... But there is no morality, as long as there is a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (The mouse comes out and takes out the turnip). That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!
With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo session.
Think Dear friends, you liked our script, table games and skits. We will post a lot more interesting things on this topic in the future. I would like to say only one thing: mass games and scenes for congratulating you on your birthday will only add positivity to your holiday.
A round birthday is a reason to fulfill your cherished dream and go on a trip, and if this is not possible at the moment, then arrange a travel-themed holiday for yourself and have a lot of fun. To organize such a holiday trip you will need: a pleasant company of “fellow travelers”, a delicious feast, music and a good topic. We offer one of possible options - Scenario for a man’s anniversary “Time Travel” it includes both active and table entertainment, which all end with congratulations, toasts or comic gifts addressed to the hero of the day, which makes it possible to pay a lot of attention to him.
The musical accompaniment is attached in separate folders at the end of the script.
Anniversary script "Time Travel"
While the guests are gathering, Track 1, 2, 3 plays in the background. The music fades out. It turns out, the presenter. Track 4 starts playing in the background.
Presenter: Good evening, Dear guests! I am glad to welcome you here in this cozy room. Today is an unusual day! We have gathered to congratulate you... So, stop! Not this way. (music suddenly turns off).
Track 5 starts playing in the background.
Presenter: Ladies and Gentlemen! (pauses). Wait, which gentlemen, which ladies? (music suddenly turns off). Not at a ball and not at the opera house. Sorry. Take three.
Presenter: Hi all! Friends, look around! Take a deep breath. Feel the aroma of celebration, fun and good mood. Look at each other and find the eyes of the happiest, youngest, most beautiful man ___________! (name of the hero of the day). Track 6 starts playing loudly. These eyes radiate so much energy, so much positivity and kindness. Let's reward him with thunderous applause and shout loudly "Congratulations!" The music fades out.
Presenter: Love, attention and care. Here are the main travel companions in life ______ (name of the hero of the day). After all, the most important thing is neither money, nor fame, nor success. The most important thing is to feel the warmth of family and friends. That is why, at the very beginning of our evening, I would like to give the floor to the dearest and most beloved people - parents! (if they are not there, then to the spouse or children of the hero of the day).
Congratulatory speech. A short musical pause.
Track 7, 8 plays.
Presenter: Well, what then? Our hero of the day is a serious person, but on his birthday he said that he would agree to everything)) Track 9 (applause). Birthday is the most desired holiday. It is on this day that you are surrounded by your closest and most beloved people. It is on this day that from early morning you are bombarded with a barrage of congratulations, wishes and a sea of hugs. And no matter how old the hero of the day turns 5 or 55, he is still waiting for... gifts! Track 10 (applause). All the guests in this room came today with a gift, some with an envelope, some with a contract, some with car keys, and some with a handmade postcard (smiles at the children). I didn’t come empty-handed either. Track 9 (applause). Several hundred years ago, a scientist invented a time machine. Unfortunately, this device was confiscated from him due to lack of a license to operate and quality assurance. However, the scientist was prudent and hid the instructions for this device. Moreover, as it turned out, this scientist is a distant relative of our ___________ (name of the hero of the day), having calculated the numbers, he knew that today __________ (date celebration of the anniversary), our ___________ (name of the hero of the day) will be celebrating his birthday. And as a gift, I sent this package by pigeon mail (shows)
Sounds track 11
Game moment "Mysterious message"
The presenter hands over a package tied with a festive ribbon or, better yet, twine to the hero of the day. Track 12 plays in the background, the hero of the day reads out the message (picture No. 1). To make the sheet with the message resemble a historical document (paper), you can use coffee or tea. There are many ways on the Internet to age paper. To make the effect more interesting, you can make a message in A3 or A2 format rather than A4.
Message text
“This handsome, clear falcon ___________ (name of the birthday boy)!
With your permission, we ask you to accept sincere congratulations. I wish you endless luck. Life deep into old age. A bright upper room full of people. The health of the heroic and the ringing of gold coins. Accept the gift of a noble young lady, she is endowed with incredible, secret knowledge and will take you on an unforgettable journey, across centuries, across centuries.”
Your friend is faithful.
The smartest of the smartest,
Arkady Shnobelevsky.
The music fades out. The presenter makes a mysterious appearance.
Track 13 is playing
Table game to activate guests "Time Machine"
Presenter: Allow me to introduce myself, a distinguished lady. I ask you to love, feed and favor. The music fades out. Today I invite you to take a trip in a time machine. Ask me, where is the car itself? (guests ask). I answer: she is invisible, but eats various salads, sandwiches, meat and semi-dry white wine (points to the festive tables). But to go you need the POWER OF THOUGHT. For this purpose, each of you has such a thing (points to his palm). In common parlance it is called “palm”. Show me, does everyone have it? (guests show their palms). Great, so, but does everyone know how to use it? You need to do it like this (the presenter puts her palm to her forehead, as if she is tired or tired of someone). The main thing is to do it with feeling and grace.
The guests put their palm to their forehead on the count of three, and at this moment track 14 sounds (sound “Ah”).
Presenter: Let me remind you, we are going on a journey through time. Today we will visit different centuries. Let's plunge into the atmosphere of the Middle Ages, 80s, 2000s, and also look into primitive times. So, to get started, you need to fill your palms with your thoughts. Now we apply it to our head and think about the upcoming journey. background track 15 plays.
Table music competition "Thoughts"
Conditions of the competition:each participant has a palm charged with the thought power of its owner. The presenter’s task is to find out all the information. The presenter approaches the guests selectively, asks them to lean against the microphone and asks a question. In response to the presenter’s question, music tracks (phrases from films and songs) begin to play.
Question: I'll start with a trivial question. Tell me, what will you wear on your trip?
Answer: track 1. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: What do you like most and what are you looking forward to from this trip?
Answer: track 2. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: Let's continue the conversation. It’s very interesting what it should be like. Describe her?
Answer: track 3. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: Mmm, yes we are romantic! We will definitely meet her wherever we are in the 18th century, everyone there was extraordinary. Question to the birthday boy: Please voice your wishes to everyone present?
Answer: track 4. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: As you understand, time travel is an extreme activity. If it turns out that you find yourself in the desert nose to nose with a lion. What will you tell him?
Answer: track 5. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: So, what is your speech to the king of beasts?
Answer: track 6. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: I wonder what the bravest, strongest and bravest man will do and say? a huge lion (the presenter chooses the largest man).
Answer: track 7. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: Comrade guests, look at this citizen, our hero of the day, something is wrong with him. Lost eyes, empty gaze. Something happened?
Answer: track 8. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: Why are you sad?
Answer: track 9. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Question: Maybe I can help you with something?
Answer: track 10. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Money doesn't bring happiness, maybe there is another dream?
Answer: track 11. (from the folder “Thoughts”)
Presenter: I will tell you a secret, real happiness is sharing joy with your loved ones, with true friends. Happiness is knowing that you are needed. Happiness is, on the most festive day, on your birthday, hearing the most sincere confessions and wishes. And I suggest everyone now prepare their palms to give our birthday boy a whole storm of emotions and congratulations.
In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program. This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny scenes, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.
For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.
Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:
- Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
- The table part, which is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
- Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).
The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.
You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this; the more people there are, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.
If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions, in addition to being an interesting and fun pastime, they help to reveal various talents in those present, and this is just the thing would be better suited for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.
Dressing up scenes
Maya the bee
For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.
Anniversary with a star
Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in next room so that no one sees (surprise effect in in this case necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But for a woman, Serov with the eternal question - who loves whom, or Leontiev performing the beloved “traffic light” - is perfect for a woman. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.
Calling a doctor
This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis in their hands.
Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (doctor so-and-so) have been observing the behavior and general condition of the patient (name of the hero of the day) for a long time and am ready to make a medical verdict:
Age - at the very peak of female beauty;
Blood - everything here is unambiguous and unconditional - “blood and milk”;
Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;
Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;
Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;
Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;
The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;
Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;
Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a large dinner;
The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.
Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.
It is recommended to have only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.
Cleaning assistant
This is another short one, but funny scene, a daughter or granddaughter would be a good choice for the main role. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.
At all, short skits are more suitable for a large company, so it will be possible to use maximum amount invited
WITH early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite heroes, but also act as an author, creating a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.
Impromptu skit« New chicken Ryaba"
50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - the golden mean between past and future years. AND cool fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration, both grandparents will certainly like it.
Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he lay on the stove all day long and sat on a bench near the house.
(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).
Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!
(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits next to her grandfather.
Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:
On the left cheek, then on the right,
In the right ear, then in the left.
And if your legs hurt, she will warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.
Toastmaster: they had chicken Ryaba, fatty, good chicken, it even seemed magical.
(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).
Toastmaster: what does a healthy, smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.
(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).
Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.
(cheerful music turns on, the couple dances).
Toastmaster: our heroes have become friends, it’s time to lay an egg.
(go behind the curtain).
Toastmaster: well, it’s time to look at the fruit of the friendship of our birds, friends, meet the golden egg!
(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg costume comes out).
Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old men consulted, and decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell to be bought up.
Grandfather was the first to hit, he didn’t break it, he tried to kick it, but that didn’t work either;
Granny got involved, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.
Everyone is shocked and in tears, scolding the egg, at this time a little mouse appears.
(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).
Toastmaster: every half-decent mouse should have its own tail!
(a man comes out and hugs the mouse around the waist from behind).
Toastmaster: the little gray one ran wildly dancing, forgot about her tail and carried off a saucer (plastic) with treats (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The egg broke into small pieces that flew into the cracks and out the window. The old people are in tears - they had lost so much gold, but they could have lived well in retirement.
Ryaba: don’t cry, dear ones, you will still have a testicle, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this one turns out to be weak.
Participants and guests drink to the health and well-being of the birthday boy.
Unfortunately, we are not always able to celebrate a significant date noisily and cheerfully, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following 55th birthday greeting to a woman close to you will be perfect for you.
5 and 5 is not ten, 5 by 5 is not twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's congratulate the hero of the day together.
We'll kiss 55 times, we'll spill 55 times,
We will make 55 different toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 are all excellent, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 of such a rating, God grant everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your age, 55 is no big deal,
55 if you are still young at heart.
Buy 5 and 5 outfits, 55 more of ours,
Get yourself 5 and 5 earrings for your ears.
5 and 5 law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 are the envy of everyone, like a berry.
55 of your worries, 55 of your worries,
Let the family take over 55 household chores.
55 still in work, 55 no peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, live for so many more years!
Inspector
This scenario will definitely appeal to people of the older generation - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.
The doorbell rings, it opens, there is a man in a police uniform outside the threshold, and civilians next to him. The policeman comes in and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I’ll be your new precinct officer. And which one of you will be citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? This means, citizen, there are anonymous complaints against you, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day? I ask witnesses to come in.
The witnesses enter.
— The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, albeit not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in common people - a moonshine still. In no case?! Will you deny? Just look at your table, there is so much alcohol, and it’s not cheap at that, it’s clear as day - you drive it and sell it. Well, this is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local drunks in the area, what should I do then? They won’t be poisoned, the vodka is excellent, you say, great, now the witnesses will check.
They pour it to the witnesses and offer it to the inspector.
- I can’t do it when performing, but how can I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, something must happen - pour it for me too. Oh, you have a good moonshine, citizen, it’s painfully strong. How do you like the witnesses? – okay, okay, it’s not convenient to even confiscate it on a day like this. Pour a little more and we’ll start drawing up a protocol. And there is some kind of snack, no need to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, they found you by it. The birthday girl most likely works in a sausage shop? No, it’s strange, but where does such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant, did you come here just like that? Pour it while I read the protocol.
— when checking a complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the presence of a machine for producing surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established; after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.
- based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided that the citizen (name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic beverages strictly for personal purposes, for consumption among friends and family (Major Sidorov must be attached). All formalities have been completed, you can continue, gentlemen, witnesses, pour out!
Friends, what's the difference between a 30-year anniversary and a 60-year anniversary? The main thing is to create a festive mood, set right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, involving everyone and the whole time of the celebration, this will not change the essence.
A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negativity we notice.
Video with original scenes for the anniversary
If you are organizing a celebration of an anniversary, then you need to prepare well for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. It’s even better if you have a couple of skits that will make guests laugh so hard that they will fall off their chairs. For example, the scene: hu and li is great option for the anniversary. Hu and Li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. The names alone will cause delight and laughter among guests. And you will find out for yourself what will happen next.
Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit out in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for a drunken group of friends for various holidays. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.
How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss last news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What should you play? Maybe new fairy tale adaptations for drunken company? It is very easy to role-play such fairy tales. You just need to assign roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.
Whatever holiday you celebrate, you always need to organize games and competitions, have fun game blocks and even make fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a play, you need to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? This is where an instant impromptu performance comes to the rescue. fun company, which does not require preparation and rehearsals. You only need to select guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s it - you can show the skit to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.
Everyone who was at a holiday (wedding or anniversary) led by the toastmaster saw interesting scene called baby. And when did this scene take place? Then all the guests simply laughed with laughter. Do you want to arrange something similar at your holiday without a toastmaster? We will show you and tell you how to perform a baby scene for a man’s anniversary. Ready-made text and description of the scene for you. So be sure to host it, and your guests will be holding their tummies laughing.
First, you need to prepare for the scene. Namely, take unnecessary fabric and make a cut in it for the head. And then carefully sew on a children's overalls or suit, which has two arms and two legs. It should look something like this:
And so, you have prepared the screen. For anniversaries, you need to keep this screen taut. To do this, call two guests - strong men.
And behind the screen there should be two people: the hero of the day himself and his assistant, for example, his wife or friend. And at the same time, it is advisable that guests do not see those behind the screen, it will be more fun.
When everything is ready, the presenter can begin to speak his text.
Text:
A long time ago, exactly ____ years ago in one happy family a child was born.
“Here the face of the hero of the day appears in the screen in the place for the face. The hero of the day also puts his hands into the legs of the overalls. And his assistant puts his hands in the places under the handles in the overalls.”
The parents saw their baby and gasped - how good he was!
And then the child made his first sound.
“The hero of the day makes a sound, for example, agu-agu!”
And he immediately waved to his parents.
“The baby is waving his arms. And since the assistant plays the role of hands, he must wave them. But the hero of the day has his hands at his feet. And when the hero of the day hears. That he waved his arms, then by inertia he will wave them, because he will forget that his hands are legs!
The baby grew up strong, healthy and smart. After a while he began to stroke himself on the head.
“The baby’s hands are stroking his head. And here again everything can get mixed up, since the hero of the day will again want to stroke himself with his feet.”
And after some time he already knew how to put a hat on himself.
“They put a cap in the baby’s hands and his hands try to put the cap on his head!”
But sometimes the baby cried, and to calm him down they gave him a bottle with a pacifier.
“They give the baby a bottle with a nipple in his hands and his hands should bring the bottle to his mouth and give the baby something to drink.”
When the baby went to kindergarten, then he fell in love with dancing. At first he danced like this:
“The baby uses his arms and legs to dance to children’s songs.”
And when he went to school, he began to dance like this:
“We need to turn on rap music here.”
The baby grew and matured and changed. He began to dress fashionably:
“They give it to the baby’s hands Sunglasses and a fashionable cap. And the hands must put them in the right places.”
And now our baby is 18 years old. And he tried alcohol for the first time in his life.
“They put a glass of alcohol in your hands and your hands help your head drink.”
And so year after year passed, and now our baby turned __________ years old. With which we congratulate him today!
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