Scenes from school life for March 8.

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In some kingdom
Rosinsky state,
Tsar Artyom thought about the Duma -
I am saddened by the difficult news.

Treasurer bad news
Preserving the maiden honor
Julia presented the king with
Like, I’m telling the whole truth:
“I don’t have a shred of money,
At least strip naked!”

Corporate party for women on March 8

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Characters:
1. Presenter _ in a formal suit
2. Yashka the artilleryman - boots, stick
3. Girl No. 1 – scarves, aprons (aprons)
4. Girl No. 2
5. Girl No. 3
6. Grandfather-elder - cap
7. Garpina - scarf, bottle
8. Gritsko – military cap
9. Popandopulo...

for adults

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We dress up in advance (Robes, dresses, scarves and make “pretty large” busts out of balloons)

Leading
- Today is a solemn day!
Happy day!
Day of unearthly beauty!
We give you our love and of course flowers!

Our dear fighting friends!
Beloved...

Sketch for March 8 “Masha and the Bear”

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Hello Mashunya, would you like some honey?
- Hello Mishunya, mmm I won’t refuse!
- Then take the pot, it’s standing at the entrance.
- Yes, yes Mishunya, let's dispel the sadness!

I can destroy a pot in 3 approaches.
- Yeah, putting microbes in there with your furry paw?!
- What...

The scene “The eighth of March is around the corner!”

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The eighth of March is around the corner,
In the shops - men -
Everyone's pushing, guys.
They should find a gift!
They carry glorious bouquets -
From mimosa from carnations,
And in the other hand - sweets -
To prove that he's a man!
Leaning on the lady's cheek,
Ay love yu and all that,
With compliments...

An interesting congratulations script for March 8

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Host: Dear friends!
And again spring, of course, March-
The spring holiday is yours.
Winter is gone, love is in overdrive!
And our feelings start!
Spring and women are a single whole, inseparable. Let's ask ourselves the question - why? The answer to this can only be given...

Theater script for congratulations on March 8

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"Voice behind the scene":
Hello, ladies, gentlemen!
How did you get here?
I tell you without deceit,
You have entered our kingdom.
And our head, as of old,
Almighty, formidable king.
Don’t you dare offend him -
He is called Eremey!

“King Eremey” enters majestically...

Script of congratulations for March 8

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The bright spring holiday of March 8th is knocking on our door with huge boots, and of course, every man wants to show off his talent by doing at least something pleasant for his woman(s). It's no secret that my page is often visited not only by my...

Script of congratulations for March 8

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From March 8th. (variations on the theme “About Fedot the Sagittarius, a daring fellow”)
Narrator:
Believe me or don't believe me - it was in the spring.
Once upon a time there lived a sultan, he had an oil fountain, one gas tap,
He adored all the ladies, had his own clan and his name was Ivan.
Flew by...

Scenario for a theatrical corporate party on March 8!

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Congratulations from the pioneers.
A detachment of pioneers enters the stage to the beat of drums. The equipment corresponds to the performance (T-shirt, shorts, white socks and red ties and caps). Some have a butterfly net in their hands, others have drums, and the one walking...

Grandmother and grandson enter.

Grandma/concerned/-darling, why are you so sad? Something happened?

Grandson - Eh. grandmother, grandmother. if you knew.

Grandmother/frightened/ -What did you know?

Grandson / caringly / - Don’t worry, sit down, sit down.

/ sits the grandmother on a chair, she holds her heart, the grandson looks into her eyes, strokes her head

/sighs/ I’m suffering so much.

Grandma - Why are you suffering?

Grandson/rolls his eyes/ I am suffering. I'm dreaming. I do not know what to do?

/sublimely/ -What to my beloved grandmother. What to give for the holiday?

Grandmother /smiles joyfully/ - maybe a bouquet of flowers?

Grandson / screams indignantly / - No!

Grandma /thinking/ then a box of chocolates?

The grandson stomps angrily - No! No! and No!

Grandson / affectionately / On the day of spring and joy. We don’t need sweets!/licks his lips/

grandmother/ slyly/ yes, this task is not easy.

Grandson / remember, you had a dream. you have dreamed since childhood.

Grandmother/shrugs/but it was a big secret. shh! I’m a little ashamed even right

Grandson / with annoyance / -grandmother. fame will not pass you by, you still have a few years left /pause/

We will give you a gift / pause. moped!moped! Moped/chant

Grandmother/asks again in confusion/-Moped!

The grandson /convinced/ yes, a moped/ imitates riding a moped around his grandmother, who watches him carefully. stands up abruptly.

Grandson - so you agree. grandmother? /caresses her/

Grandmother/strongly/- I agree. honey. /pats his grandson on the head. grandson claps his hands. hugs her / I agree. grandson

Grandson shows thumb / - You are a true friend!

Grandmother proudly raising her head. with pathos -

I'll speed away on a moped/ makes a big circle with my hand

The grandson opened it in surprise. grandma casually waves her hand

I’ll only be back in the evening! /stomps/

grandson confused - What-oh-oh? Are you going to go for a ride yourself?

grandma nods her head in agreement

Grandson / angrily / And who. who will clean up?

the grandmother silently points to her grandson.

Grandson. stepping on grandma, “Who’s going to cook dinner for us?”

Grandma carelessly. with a smile. shrugs

Grandson /decisively/ I’ll tell you a secret. I don’t have enough money for a moped/it’s hitting my pocket

grandma makes scared eyes

Then will I wait for the sweets? I'm still a little old

I'll save up for a moped.

When you grow up later, we'll fly with the breeze

Hugging and leaving satisfied.

Publications on the topic:

Materials for the matinee on March 8. Song-remake of “Good Beetle” for the exit and skit MATERIALS FOR THE MORNING PARTY ON MARCH 8 OPTION FOR CHILDREN’S EXIT Under the backing track “GOOD BEETLE” (from the film “Cinderella”) Verse 1: EXIT: into the hall from the side.

New Year's scene Sketch “THE ANIMALS HAVE A NEW YEAR” Snow Maiden: A wonderful day is coming To us New Year On the porch at the door, the Bunnies are waiting for guests. It comes out.

Sketch “I need physical education!” Host: The sun is shining. Children's laughter can be heard outside the window. The weekend has arrived for everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone! Dad and daughter gathered at the sports and recreation center S.

Scene for the New Year Appears Ivan Tsarevich(adult) Ved: Who are you, good fellow? Ivan ts: I am not the only one with the Tsar, I am the third son. I'm called Ivanushka.

Sketch for Russia Day for a school holiday Sketch for Russia Day Participants: a girl in a Russian sundress (G.K., Genghis Khan (Sh.A.), Napoleon (R.A., Hitler (M.D., announcer (S.A., 3.

Scene “Forest School”“Forest School” - a skit for preschool children (A bear comes onto the stage to the music. There is a pillar on the stage and on it is a plaque, Bear. What kind of plaque is this?.

Sketch for March 8 “Old Grandmothers” Video Mitrofanovna: Hello, darling, light Ivanovna. Ivanovna: And you won’t get sick Mitrofanovna. Mitrofanovna: Oh, we haven’t met for a long time.

you organize school holiday dedicated to the International women's day? Don't forget to prepare entertainment program. A school concert may include poetry, songs, dances and funny scenes for the holiday of March 8 at school, performed by children of different ages.

These miniatures that play various situations at school and at home, staged based on famous literary works, humorous TV shows, issues of the children's magazine "Yeralash", etc.

Funny scenes on March 8th for school

The first school skit by March 8, 2019 can be staged using only pantomime and dance. Boys will appear on stage dressed as old women, wearing colorful skirts and headscarves. They barely wander across the stage with sticks, oohing and aahing.

Suddenly, fiery music sounds in the hall, and the cheerful “grandmothers” start dancing. Undoubtedly, mothers and real grandmothers will appreciate the acting abilities of their children and grandchildren who will take part in this production.

Daughter:
– When can mom rest? After all, all day long
She washes, cleans, cooks dinner, sews...
But today is a special day - all the household chores
I’ll do it myself when my mother goes to work.

I've been friends with dad since the morning.
Let's cook dinner for mom and wash the cat.
Mom will come in the evening and gasp with excitement:
The cat is wet, the soup is cold - what a surprise!

Mom appears on stage:
- Something, daughter, today you are especially naughty,
And the weather since morning has been gloomy and rainy.

Daughter:
- Dear Mommy, soup and cat are gifts,
We congratulate you on the Eighth of March!

Leading:
- There is one in our apartment
Girl Natasha.
Mom is in her box
She brought some sweets.
And she said strictly...

Mother:
- Eat a little now
The rest tomorrow!
Put it in the cupboard.

Leading:
- And Natasha sat down,
I ate all the candy
She ate and laughed...

Natasha:
- Mom, don’t scold!
I haven't forgotten.
Do you remember you taught:
"Never for tomorrow
Don’t leave things to do!”

- We sit in class
And we look at the girls:
Both beautiful and smart -
It's simply not better to find.

- There is a magazine on the table,
Well, it has A's,
Because in our class
Smart girls.

- Why are we all dancing here?
Why are we singing here?
Because all the girls
Happy Women's Day!

Musketeers take part in another funny scene on March 8th. The song “It's time, it's time, let's rejoice in our lifetime...” sounds on stage. D'Artagnan and his friends - Athos, Porthos and Arimis - appear on the stage.

D'Artagnan:
– Mothers, grandmothers and aunts,
You are held in high esteem by us.
You won't find another reason
So that we men gather together.
We are all here together now...

All the musketeers in chorus:
- Because we love you!

The Musketeers then begin to speculate about what they would be like if they were born girls.

Athos:
- If I were a girl,
I wouldn't run, I wouldn't jump,
And the whole evening with my mother,
He danced without hesitation.

Porthos:
- If I were a girl,
I wouldn't waste time
And all day without a break
I painted with my mother.

Aramis:
- That's what I thought.
What happens?
If only we were all girls -
In ruffles, bows, with frills,
If there were no boys,
What would happen to us then?

D'Artagnan:
- Who would take care of them?
Did you do difficult work?
Who would build, dig, dig,
Who would protect them with their breasts?
In the sky, on the ground, in the infantry
At the border and in the Morflot!

Together:
- No, friends, our path is one -
Glorious valiant men!

Peter:
- I am for my beloved mother
I wanted to sew a beautiful apron,

Seryozha:
- I am for my mom
I cut out the dress quickly.
I thought, once - and everything is ready!
What's so complicated about this?

Peter:
- It’s not clear what happened...
Nothing succeeded!

Seryozha:
- There’s nothing to surprise mommy with...
Am I going to give this to her?
I thought my mother would be happy
Well, what came out was a bunch of rubbish.

Andrey:
– Baking a cake is a simple matter,
You just need to take it boldly.
Seven eggs, a little flour,
Three tablespoons of pepper...
Or no, not like that at all!
It turns out to be a mess.
I'm completely confused...
Why put pepper there?
Three hours of torment in the kitchen,
Spilled the cream, burned all my hands,
The result is a burnt cake,
And it doesn't look like a cake.

Leading:
– It looks like you’ll have to come up with other gifts for mothers. Let's not be discouraged, because real men do not give in to difficulties!

Then a skit is played out in which the boys perform ditties, and the girls act as mothers and careless daughters.

– Our dear mothers,
Happy Women's Day!
We'll dance for you now
And we'll sing ditties.

– All day on March 8th
Lena chalked the floor with excitement,
And on the ninth
I didn’t pick up the broom.

- The lazy mother says:
“Make your bed!”
And the lazy one:
“Mommy, I’m still little.”

– Smoky pan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Three hours in the shower Yulia
Grandma washed it afterwards.

- We sang ditties for you,
But we also want to say:
We always, everywhere and everywhere
Moms need help!

On stage is a disheveled and grimy guy in pajamas. He goes to the chair and takes something wrinkled and dirty off it.
- Ma-am! Today we need to congratulate the girls. Did you iron my shirt?

Mother:
Good morning, son. I stroked it.
- Which one?
- White.
- A... Is she really white?
- Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed, I found it by force!

The boy takes off his trousers from the chair, also dirty and full of holes:
- Ma-am! Did you iron my new trousers?

Mother:
- I stroked it.
- That’s great. Today is the eighth of March for the girls, I prepared poems for them, even memorized them.

Mother:
- Well done, son! I’ll bake a pie now. You won’t go to congratulate the girls empty-handed.

Son:
- Why do I need a pie? I need flowers!
– I already bought flowers. they are in the hallway. Money for your lunch is in the nightstand.

The doorbell rings.

Son:
- These are probably the guys from class who came...

Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.

- Guys, is this you? Well, you're dressed up! I didn't even know...

Guys:
- Look at yourself!

The boy looks in the mirror, sees himself - combed, neatly dressed - and faints.

Mom appears:
- And here is the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you’re so smart, you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?

One of the guys:
- No, I didn’t forget. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Veniamin.

Hands flowers to mom.

These funny skits staged at school by March 8th will please the guests at the holiday and will cause a lot of positive emotions. We wish you inspiration and creative success!

On March 8, the school holds cool watch and extracurricular activities. Mothers and grandmothers are invited to the holiday, the children read poetry for them, prepare dances and show funny skits.

We have collected scripts for March 8th for primary school: 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th grades. They will help teachers prepare a memorable holiday and involve students in creative work.

Preparation for the holiday:

A newspaper is published dedicated to 1st grade girls. In the newspaper there is a photograph of each girl, and under it there is a congratulation and wish. Children draw portraits of their mother, prepare gifts for mothers and grandmothers, learn poems and songs. Boys preparing gifts for girls, funny funny congratulations. On the eve of the holiday, the boys decorate the classroom.

Beautiful music sounds and students come out.

1 student: The month of March and the eighth day.
The smell of spring was in the air.
We will praise spring
And allow me to congratulate you
Happy International Women's Day

2nd student: The snow sparkled from the sun's spray,
And the wind sings recklessly.
In March, nature is not at all strict -
In honor of our grandmothers' holiday.

3rd student: From the southern regions along the expanse of fields
Spring is approaching us.
And the world became brighter and warmer -
In honor of our mothers' day.

4 student: The expanse of the sky is clear, deep and pure,
And the azure space beckons.
Look at the beauty all around -
In honor of our sisters' holiday.

5th student: Celebrate this day with the beginning of spring
It was not in vain that this bequeath was made.
And we will always dedicate this day
Women!

6th student: March 8 is a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty.
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers.

Teacher: March 8th - our planet celebrates Women's Day, this international holiday has been celebrated in all countries of the world for many years. We are accustomed to it as the first spring holiday, because we celebrate it with the arrival of spring. This holiday is the kindest and most cheerful. We love him for the pleasant chores, for the smiles of our mothers, for the joyful faces of grandmothers, for the admiring eyes of our classmates and friends. And that means this holiday is a holiday for all women.

7th student: March 8! Women's Day!
No one is lazy today
Go congratulate all the beautiful ones
Caring and fussy.

8th student: On the best day in the world
At the brightest hour
Your grandchildren, your children
We want to congratulate you!

Children sing the song: “The Happiest”

9th student: On this day, warmed in spring
All flowers, smiles to you!
On this day, warmed in spring
Congratulations to our mothers!

Teacher: Mother. This is the most precious thing we have in life. The closest and dear person. Mom gave us life and loves us not for any merit, but simply because she has us. Mothers love us successful and problematic, smart and stupid, happy and unhappy, and we can always come to them for help, advice, support, understanding and sympathy. We cannot find words to express all our love, respect, gratitude for everything that our mothers have done for us and continue to do. And what do these words mean! We want to make sure that our dear mothers are always healthy and happy, and we are ready to pay any price for this.

There have been so many different events in our lives: the first illness, the first fight, the first Christmas tree and the first meeting with Santa Claus, the first time in first grade, the first D and A... and there are always them nearby - the closest, most devoted and beloved, wise and sensitive - our mothers!

10th student: To our mothers!
To our mothers!
Affectionate, most beloved!

11th student: May it be a fine spring day
It will turn into a day of luck.

12th student: Boxing Day, Flowers Day
And swept floors.
Cleanly washed dishes
And other such tricks.

13th student: Even birthday cake
I would be happy to bake for my mother.

All: What-o-o?

13th student: Mom would be happy to eat it!
Honestly, honestly, without deception!
Everything is for the joy of dear mother!

10th student: How to cook porridge with raisins

11th student: Braid Natasha's hair

12th student: How to iron a shirt

13th student: Cook dinner for dad...

10th student: Moms know everything in the world!

11th student: Moms can do anything in the world!

12th student: To our mothers, to our mothers

We send our congratulations!

Children sing the song: Mother for a baby mammoth (lyrics by D. Nepomnyashchiy, music by V. Shainsky).

Competition for mothers: “Find a child”

Mothers are blindfolded and with their eyes closed they must find their child.

15th student: "If I were a girl."
If I were a girl
I wouldn't waste time:
I wouldn't jump on the street
I would wash the shirts.
I would wash the kitchen floor
I would sweep the room.
I would wash the cups, spoons,
I would peel the potatoes myself.
All my toys myself
I would put it in its place.
Why am I not a girl?
I would help my mother so much!
Mom would immediately say:
“You’re doing well, son!”
E. Uspensky

Children show a skit: ASSISTANT

Characters:

  • Leading;
  • Mother;
  • Vova.

Leading: Mom made a pie
Well, Vova helped her.
I put cinnamon in the dough,
Poured out a jar of mustard,
Added a spoonful of lentils...

Vova: In general, I did everything I could.

Mother: Who scratched our door?

Vova: The door was scratched by a terrible beast.

Mother: Who poured all the compote on the floor?

Vova: Compote? Probably Vaska the cat

Mother: Who tore the books today?

Vova: The naughty mice tore it up.

Mother: Who put the cat in the bag?

Vova: A pig in a bag? Our dog, Buddy.

Leading: The friend growled angrily,
And Vova immediately fell silent.

16th student: Our dear mothers,
We ourselves admit
Which of course we are not always
We behave well.
We often upset you
What we sometimes don’t notice.
We love you very, very much!
Let's grow kind
And we will always try
To behave!

Competition for children: “Tender words.”

Children are encouraged to say as many kind words as possible for their mother. Whoever named the most wins.

17th student: I am a colorful gift
I decided to give it to my mother.
I tried, I drew
Four pencils.
But first I'm on the red
Pressed too hard
And then immediately after the red one
The purple one is broken.
And then I broke the blue one
And the orange one broke...
Still a beautiful portrait
Because it's mom!

18th student: What a gift for mom
Will we give on Women's Day?
There is a lot for this
Fantastic ideas.
After all, prepare a surprise for mom -
It is very interesting.
We'll knead the dough in the bathtub
Or wash the chair.
Well, I'm a gift to my mother
I'll paint the closet with flowers,
It would be nice to have a ceiling.
It's a pity I'm not tall.

19th student: Mother! Happy spring holiday
I sincerely congratulate you!
Long life, love, fun
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!
Let all misfortunes melt away
And adversity will disappear.
I wish only happiness -
Let the years not age you.
So that you don't lose your strength,
So that business is carried out successfully,
Always be so beautiful
Smiling, tender!

20 student: So that you don't know sadness,
Even a slight shadow of sadness,
So that your eyes always shine,
And not only on this day!

Children give their mothers handmade gifts.

21 students: Mom has a job
Dad has work.
They have it for me
Saturday remains.
And grandma is always at home.
She never scolds me!
He will sit you down and feed you: -
Don't rush.
Well, what happened to you, tell me? -

He sits grain by grain, sorting through the buckwheat...
We feel good - like this, together.
Without grandma, what would a house be like?

22 student: Goes to school meetings.
Grandma is making broth.
She gets it every month
The postman carries money.

23 student: If grandma said:
Don't touch it, don't you dare,
We must listen because
Our house rests on it!

Children sing the song: An Affectionate Tale (lyrics by A. Kondratiev, music by N. Gogin).

Competition for grandmothers and grandchildren: “Tender Hands”

The children are blindfolded; with their eyes closed, the grandson must recognize his grandmother by his hands.

24 student: Have a joyful and tender spring
Happy days and pink dreams
And March gives, even if it’s snowy
Your smiles and flowers!

Children give their grandmothers handmade gifts.

A group of boys comes out: The sun is beautiful in the sky,

The birds are singing merrily.
They wish you joy,
And they send greetings to spring!

We are all dressed up today,
The boots are on fire.
Congratulations on Women's Day
We gathered as if for a parade!

Today we are like dandies,
In front of you at the blackboard,
But more beautiful than our girls
We didn't anyway!

You are beautiful like stars
And the eyes sparkle with fire.
And your smiles are sweet
Outshine the sun during the day!

You are so nice to us!
You girls are simply awesome!!!
That's why we all want it so much
Be like you!

We wish you only happiness.
And we'll tell you a secret:
Our girls are more beautiful
There is simply no one in the whole school!

Competition for girls: “The most beautiful”.

The girls quickly put a headscarf on their heads, pick up a mirror, paint their lips, sit on a chair and coquettishly say: “Oh, how beautiful I am!”

The boys sing ditties:

We sit in class
And we look at the girls:
Both beautiful and smart -
It's simply not better to find.

There is a magazine on the table,
Well, it has A's.
Because in our class
Smart girls.

You're lucky, girls!
You are already happy
Because we are with you -
Most beautiful.

The river runs fast,
Clean to the bottom.
Our girls smile
Bright as the sun.

Why are we all dancing here?
Why are we singing here?
Because all the girls
Happy Women's Day!

Boys give girls handmade gifts.

Teacher: Happy holiday,
Happy holiday,
Happy holiday,
Wonderful, wonderful,
Happy holiday of affection,
Love and attention
Happy holiday of feminine charm!

Dear girls, mothers, grandmothers! Let me congratulate you all on the first spring holiday - March 8th, wish you all good, joyful, bright spring sun, success in all your endeavors and fulfillment of all your desires. May this day be a day of surprises for you. And this surprise is for all of us!

Scenario for 2nd grade

1 presenter: Dear mothers, grandmothers, girls! We are gathered here today to express our deep love, respect and great gratitude to you. Children are the most precious thing for a mother. Her love is the most holy and selfless. Mother is the child's first teacher and closest friend. There is no person in the world dearer and closer than mother.

1 student: Happy spring holiday
In this bright hour,
Dear mothers,
Congratulations!

2nd student: Spring is walking through the yards
In the rays of warmth and light.
Today is the holiday of our mothers,
And we are pleased with this.

3rd student: This holiday of obedience,
Congratulations and flowers.
Diligence, adoration,
A holiday of the best words.

2 presenter: The song of the stream has not yet been heard,
The lark's trill does not flow,
But the sun is brighter and the drops
Tells us: “Spring is coming!”
Spring is coming.
And don't let it be hot
But with her, like a summer shadow,
International Women's Day,
Coming to us on March 8th!

1 presenter: Mom is the most close person. She is always near us.

Riddles about mom.

I'm not afraid of thunder or thunder,
If you are next to me... (mother)

There is no dirt or trash in the apartment,

I put everything away clean... (mom)

Borscht in a plate is the most delicious,
Only cooks like this... (mom)

The school has a complex curriculum,
But it will always help... (mom)

If a naughty man lands in a hole,
She will call for help... (mom)

There is no one in the world more dear to her,
Fairer and kinder.
I'll tell you straight, friends -
Best in the world... (mother)

2 presenter: Mom is the most beloved person. How I want to give her the best gift on March 8, so that she feels all the warmth of your loving heart! We so often lack kind words to express our love and appreciation. March 8 is an amazing day. On this day, your mother should feel how much you love her. Of course, before the holiday, every child thinks: “What to give mom on March 8?”

1 presenter: Your mother is a good cook and spends the whole day in the kitchen. But on March 8, she doesn’t have to stand at the stove. As a sign of gratitude, you can cook dinner or wash the dishes. Every woman loves flowers. And so there will be a bouquet of flowers a good gift for Mom.

1 student: Mom's holiday is coming, the crossword is blooming for her. Crossword. Do you know flowers?
Yellow, fluffy
Fragrant balls,
It will protect them from the frost
In its branches... (mimosa)

2nd student: White peas
On a green leg. (lily of the valley)

3rd student: The first spring flower
first white petal.
Fresh delicate tiny flower
From under the snow he rushed towards the sun. (anemone)

4 student: Red light in the garden in spring
Beautiful, like a girl's bow.
I'll get to him quickly
What's his name? (tulip)

5th student: The face is fragrant,
And the tail is prickly. (rose)

1 presenter: Do you know that the best gift is a gift made with your own hands? Our children tried very hard preparing for this holiday. Look what beautiful flowers bloomed in our class. And this is all for you, dear mothers and grandmothers! (Children come up to the board, take off greeting cards with flowers. Hand-made ones are given to mothers and grandmothers, kissed, hugged).

2 presenter: Women's Day is celebrated in March only in our country; in other countries it is celebrated in April and has religious content. For example, in England it is called Mother's Day.

1 presenter: In America, Mother's Day is celebrated in May: the symbols of the holiday are red carnations, which are given to all mothers these days. A lot of fun and humorous things are connected with this day: if on Fathers Day everything is sold in the form of a hat, tie, for example: cakes, cookies, then on Mothers Day all the gifts are made in the shape of hearts and flowers. As a sign of great love for mom, there are a lot of pranks and fun these days. And we give this comic number to our mothers.

“Cowboy Horse Dance” is performed, country music.

Scene "Helper".

Vova is crying subtly
And he rubs his eyes with his fist:
- I'm not your girl anymore,
I won't go get milk.
Mom looks without a smile:
- Well, you'll make a mistake.
You won't help me
- I won’t let you go for a walk.
Looked, he thought:
- Well, give me your can.
Vova is sad and offended,
He walks sideways.
- Maybe it won’t be seen that way
Everyone has a can behind them.
Uncle with a long mustache
Tall like a father
He smiled: “Apparently, you’re helping mom?”
Well done!
Auntie says to a girl in a Panama hat:
- Take an example!
A boy helps his mother
- A real gentleman.
And no longer aside
Vova walked home proudly.
Even if I walked up the stairs,
Didn't spill the milk.
- Mom, what else should I buy?
I can go now!

2 presenter: Women's Day March 8th is also Grandmother's Day. Dear grandmothers, we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts and give you a poem.

Poem by E. Grigorieva “Grandmother”.

Boy: Mom has a job

Girl: Dad has work.

Together: They have it for me
Saturday remains.

Boy: But grandma is always busy at home.

Girl: She never scolds me!

Boy: He will sit you down and feed you:
- Don't rush.
Well, what happened to you?
Tell!

Girl: I say she doesn't interrupt
Sorts out buckwheat grain by grain...

Boy: We feel good - like this, together.

Girl: And without grandmother - what kind of house is it?

Competitions.

No. 1. Tie a bow (4 boys + 4 girls).

No. 2. 4 girls + 4 mothers (girls by taste, mothers by smell identify orange, lemon, banana, kiwi, cucumber, apple).

No. 3. Find your mother by hand (boy + girl).

No. 4. Compliment competition.

No. 5. Game “Whose circle will be built faster?” Mothers and boys form several circles. Holding hands, they make circular movements to the music, clapping their hands to the beat of the melody. The music stops abruptly. The players disperse throughout the free area of ​​the classroom. The music turns on. You need to quickly organize your circle.

No. 6. Poetry competition (reading any poem in a duet: mother and child).

No. 7. Questions for mothers (asked by the teacher).

When he gets out of bed in the morning:
-Where did you put your shoes?
Where's the shirt? Where's the sock?
Do you have such a son?

I made the bed myself,
Swept the floor, watered the flowers,
I helped my mother set the table.
Do you have such a son?

Teacher's word: The most beautiful word on Earth is mother. This is the first word that a person utters, and it sounds equally tender in all languages ​​of the world. Mom has the kindest and most affectionate heart, the kindest and most affectionate hands that can do everything. And in a mother’s faithful and sensitive heart, love never fades. You tried so hard to sing, dance and read poetry well today that you brought great joy to mothers, grandmothers and me. Thank you very much!

Final poem.

Pupils: You listened to us carefully,
They helped us diligently.
Thank you all for your attention!
The concert is over. Goodbye!

All together, both children and adults, perform the song “The Happiest” (music by Yu. Chichkov, lyrics by K. Ibryaev).

Scenario for 3rd grade

Teacher: In the garden, where the birch trees crowded together,
A blue eye looked at Snowdrop.
First, I put out a little green leg,
Then I stretched with all my little strength
And quietly asked:

Student: I see the weather is warm and clear,
Tell me, is it true?
What is this spring?

Teacher: With the first snowdrops we welcome spring again, which means a wonderful holiday for all women on March 8th! The most beautiful and touching word in the world is mother. This is the first word that the baby says, and it sounds equally gentle in all languages. Children are the most precious thing for a mother. Mom has the kindest and most faithful heart, the most affectionate and gentle hands who can do everything. And in a mother’s faithful and sensitive heart her love for children never fades. Our dear women, allow me to sincerely congratulate you on this holiday and wish you on this solemn day good health, family well-being and harmony, perseverance and patience, peace and longevity, and always Have a good mood! Today is our holiday for you!

Student: Health, happiness and goodness
We sincerely wish you
Happy International Women's Day
We all congratulate you!

Musical greeting:

Teacher: March 8th is a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty!
We want your first congratulations
Coming to you on behalf of men!

1 boy: Our dear ladies!
Sisters, grandmothers and mothers!
Our entire team is male
Congratulations on spring!

2nd boy: Our dear mothers!
We declare without embellishment -
Honestly, sincerely and directly...
We love you very, very much!

3 boy: Thank you, beloved mothers, to you
And to your skillful and gentle hands
They are golden, like the sun always,
We will never forget our mother's hands!

4 boy: Mom has been with you since the first days,
Her hands are warm.
If mom is next to us -
Evil will not touch us.

5 boy: And when you become an adult,
You will grow big
You will remember your mother's voice,
Kind and dear.

6 boy: Our mothers are our joy,
We know this as one
So please accept congratulations...
You are on behalf of men!

Gentlemen's song for mothers:

If you, frowning,
Argue with things
If it has accumulated
So many problems
Let him always help
To you in household matters
Adult or youth
A true gentleman!

And a smile, without a doubt,
Suddenly touches your eyes,
And good mood
Will not leave you again.

Competition for children:

Do you know the qualities inherent in mothers?

  • Every mother who loves her child has this quality. (Kindness)
  • This property of the soul can be seen in the mother’s gaze and heard in her voice. (Tenderness)
  • Ability to intelligently resolve various issues. (Wisdom)
  • And this quality manifests itself when mom jokes. (Humor)

Dance congratulations.

Teacher: Sorry, but there are still young ladies in the class whom we did not congratulate. But we'll fix that now!

Today is the holiday of adult women,
But who will object?
That we are our girls too
Today we will congratulate you.

Boys' faithful girlfriends
Life would be more boring without them,
After all, there is a cheerful ray in their souls
Makes our life brighter.

This is not the first day we have been studying with you.
And here's what we managed to notice:
All of you are not too lazy to turn around in front of the mirror
Any day during the week.

You play football a little worse than us,
You “shoot” better with your eyes,
Ready to laugh a thousand times a day,
Your laughter is like a ray of sunshine.

We wish you happiness, goodness and victories,
Health, good luck, attention,
May your every day be warm,
Your wishes will come true.

We also want to tell you today:
Sorry for our jokes
We are very sad without our girls.
You are all a decoration of the school!

Ditties:

Listen up, girls,
We'll sing ditties for you.
If we pull together together,
You clap for us!

We respect girls
We can confidently tell you:
Very difficult tasks
We will decide for them.

Our girls have blossomed,
Like daisies in a meadow.
Well, they sing songs
Like little birds in the garden.

Here I am sitting in class,
I'm turning in all directions,
How many beautiful girls -
I can't stop watching!

We wish you only happiness,
And it’s no longer a secret,
What are these cool girls?
And not on the entire planet!

We tried to sing ditties,
And for ditties - stompers.
We offer all guests
It's more fun to clap for us!

Teacher: All mothers, as you know, know how to cook deliciously.
It happens that mom needs help,
And some children don’t know what scrambled eggs are made from,
Not to mention other dishes.
Do you know what scrambled eggs are made from?
Who helps mom cook, raise your hands.
Now I'll check this.
Who can correctly answer what dishes can be
cook from the listed products?
I name the products, and you name the dish.

Contest " Delicious recipes" Participants must guess the dish based on the list of ingredients.

  • Mushrooms, onions, potatoes, vermicelli, salt, water, herbs. (Mushroom soup)
  • Minced meat, onions, eggs, bread, salt, pepper. (Cutlets)
  • Beet, green pea, onion, carrot, cucumber, potato. (The vinaigrette)
  • Flour, yeast, eggs, butter. (Pies, buns)
  • Meat, potatoes, onions, carrots, tomatoes, cabbage, salt, pepper, water. (Shchi)
  • Rice, carrots, onions, sunflower oil, lamb. (Pilaf)
  • Water, berries or fruits, granulated sugar. (Compote)
  • Milk, butter, cereal, salt. (Porridge)
  • Eggs, milk, butter. (Omelette)

Musical greeting "Mother's Day".

Teacher: Dear grandmothers, happy holiday to you! It's so good that we have you!

1 student: If I were a girl
And then I would grow old
When I would become a granny,
It would never creak.
I wouldn't scold my grandchildren
But he was just pampering.
And I’m sure: if I were
Well, just like my grandmother!

2nd student: I congratulate grandma
Happy Women's Spring Day!
I love grandma
People need grandmothers!

3rd student: Who loves us
More than anyone else in the world?
Don't keep this secret a secret!
This is my grandmother.
She and I are best friends!

4 student: On Women's Day
On the spring holiday,
On the day when spring is on the way
Let me congratulate you
And bring a smile!

5th student: Wish you flowers and happiness!
Wish you health, strength,
So that this women's holiday
He only brought you joy!

Competition for grandmothers:

Teacher: Grandmothers, take the needle,
Come closer to us,
We want to show you
How easy is it to get into a needle like this?
You can thread the thread.
And not just one, but five.

Each grandmother is given one large needle, cut out of cardboard, and five wool threads. At the command of the presenters, to the cheerful music of the grandmothers, they insert threads into the needle. The grandmother who completed the task first wins.

Musical congratulation “Song about mothers and grandmothers.”

Sketch (girls-mothers go on stage and sit on a bench).

Teacher: It was in the evening.
Who knitted
And who read
Someone was flipping through a magazine,
Someone was humming a song.
Suddenly Olya’s mother simply said:

1 mom: And we have “five” in our notebooks, and you?

2nd mother: And we have a “three” again. And you?

3rd mother: And yesterday our son wrote an essay.
I came up with the beginning, and then dad composed it.

4 mom: Well, ours plays chips
And everyone shouts: “U-e-fa!”
From such terrible screams
I have a headache!

5 mom: My son got into a fight yesterday
Yes, he rolled around on the floor.
I washed my pants for two hours
Yes, I sewed up a shirt!

3rd mother: Ours doesn't like vermicelli
This time
Make your bed
That's two
And fourthly, I asked my son to wash the floor,
He answers - I won’t have time, I need to learn the rules!

2nd mother: And our daughter doesn’t like
Getting up for school in the morning
And now we dream with dad
We buy a crane!

1 mom: Well, I really dream
Become like your daughter again.
I'd like to lose twenty-five years
And become a child again!

4 mom: I would jump on a jump rope!

5 mom: I would play hopscotch!

1 mom: Well, I would like to tell all the boys
I would like to give some bumps!

3rd mother: Yes, when we were children,
This time was not appreciated!

4 mom: Our school years flew away forever!
Well, it's time, nine o'clock,
They're already tired of waiting for us at home.
(“mothers” get up and start getting ready to go home)

1 mom: Yes, it’s time, because my daughter needs to draw something there.

5 mom: Well, my son told me to write an account.

2nd mother: I have two problems to solve,
Sew up the school uniform.

3rd mother: Yes, I wish I could get everything done
Redo it before morning.

Dance competition.

Several mothers with their children are invited. Each pair is given an envelope with the name of the dance:

  • Polka butterfly,
  • Lambada,
  • Russian dance,
  • Tango,
  • Macarena,
  • Sirtaki.

Musical excerpts are played one by one, mother and child must guess theirs and immediately try to dance it.

Teacher: Mother! The most beautiful word on earth is the first word that a person utters and it sounds in all languages, it sounds equally tender. Mom has the kindest and most affectionate hands, they can do everything. Mom has the most faithful, sensitive heart - love never fades in it, it does not remain indifferent to anything. And no matter how old you are - five or fifty - you always need your mother, her affection, her gaze. And the greater your love for your mother, the happier and brighter your life.

Student: Happy March 8th!
Happy spring holiday!
With the first flowers in this bright hour!

Congratulations to the mommies,
Grandmothers and girls!
We wish everyone happiness, joy, good luck!

Teacher: I would like in spring days,
Take all troubles away from you,
Sunny Mood Cup
Present to lovely women.
So that under the dome the sky is clear,
Where the frost makes spring angry,
Your children grew up beautiful,
No sadness and no offense.
So that your eyes are filled with joy,
New freshness for many years
And may your life be brighter than the rainbow
It blazed all over the world.

Scenario for 4th grade

1 student: The winter cold is still raging,
The eighth is just a day of spring.
But with golden flowers
All the streets are already full.

2nd student: Why is the sun shining brightly today?
Does it smell like pies in the morning?

3rd student: A happy holiday has come to us,
Happy holiday - Mother's Day!

4 student: March 8 is coming -
This is the holiday of our mothers.
We are waiting as a class
They are visiting us today.

5th student: The children are happy to congratulate everyone
Mom, grandmother, sisters.
Glad to amuse you with a song
Our cheerful children's choir.

Children sing a song about their mother.

1 student: This day seems to be woven from tenderness,
Winter is receding before him.
Blue smiles of snowdrops
Gives women a sunny March.

2nd student: And pigeons circle over schools,
The birdhouses are full of anticipation.
A bright holiday passes through the streets -
A symbol of happiness and a symbol of spring!

Children sing a song about spring.

3rd student: Tender leaves sleep in the buds,
The streams run, ringing,
We give you gifts
In honor of the holiday.

Children give gifts to mothers.

4 student: Mom is loved by everyone in the world.
Mom is the first friend.
Not only children love their mothers,
Loved by everyone around.

The women are congratulated by the fathers of the class students and given flowers.

5th student: If anything happens
If suddenly there is trouble,
Mommy will come to the rescue
It will always help.

1 student: Moms have a lot of strength and health
They give it to all of us.
So, really, there is no
Better than our mothers.

2nd student: Thank you, dear mothers,
To your skillful and gentle hands,
They are always golden, like the sun.
We will never forget these hands.

Children perform the “Top, Top” dance.

3rd student: Mom bought me a doll
She sewed dresses for both of us,
I wove ribbons into my hair
And she threw up her hands.
“Where is the doll, where am I?”
That's how my mommy is!
Well, and all our girls
They say: “What are you, sisters?”
This is not true at all
This is what hands do.

4 student: Moms can do anything
Moms will help
Moms know how to understand everything!

Children perform ditties:

Our dear mothers,
We'll sing ditties for you.
Congratulations on the Eighth of March
And hello to you, big helmet.

Just clean it once a year
I decided to frying pan
And then four days
They couldn't wash me off.

The soup and porridge were burnt.
Salt is poured into the compote.
When mom came home from work,
She had a lot of trouble.

I boiled milk
He went far away.
I approach him again:
There's no milk in sight.

I found a broom in the kitchen
And he swept the whole apartment,
But what's left of him
Three straws in total.

We stop singing ditties
And we promise you together:
Always listen to you in everything
Morning, evening and afternoon.

5th student: We promise to listen to you,
Be friends with discipline,
Even though it can be very difficult
We can live without pranks.

Children perform a comic dance.

1 student: And dad's mom?
And my mother's mother?
Dear grandma
I call her!

2nd student: Mom has work.
Dad has work.
They have Saturday left for me.
And our grandmother is always at home.
She never scolds me!

3rd student: He will sit you down and feed you:
“Don’t rush.
Well, what happened there
You have it, tell me!”
I speak, but grandma doesn’t interrupt,
He sits grain by grain, sorting through the buckwheat.
We feel good - like this, together,
Without grandmother - what a house!

4 student: We won't buy a gift for grandma.
We will kiss her, dear one, with you.

Children present handmade gifts to their grandmothers.

5th student: Sincere care, skillful hand.
And grandma’s work is always going well.

Children sing a song about their grandmother.

1 student: I love you, mom, for what, I don’t know
Probably because I breathe and dream,
And I rejoice in the sun and bright day -
This is why I love you, my dear.

2nd student: For the sky, for the wind, for the air around...
I love you, mom, you are my best friend!

As a rule, elementary school students enjoy participating in extracurricular activities and class hours dedicated to March 8th. Scenarios include poetry and dance, making gifts for mothers and grandmothers with their own hands, so that each student can contribute to the holiday and reveal their creative abilities.

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1. Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”

2. Congratulations from the musketeers

3. There’s no escape, you’ll fall in love and get married!

4. Sketch “How to surprise girls”

5. Fashion show for mothers (with humor)

6. Sketch “Conversation”.

Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”

On the stage (or “improvised stage”, away from those walking in the festive audience) there is a set table. Mother and grandmother are sitting at the table. Dad enters the room with a large bag of gifts...

Daughter: Don't recognize dad today -

He entered, and suddenly at the door,

Dad wants to throw his hat, as usual, and then, realizing it, carefully puts it on the chair (or hangs it on a hanger).

He didn’t throw his hat on the table, but hung it up like he was visiting.

Daughter: He brought a huge package,

And he didn’t grumble under his breath,

That he's tired worse than the devil -

Bearing such a burden...

Dad, smiling, approaches his daughter.

Daughter: He said:

Dad: “Great, daughter!”

Daughter: And laughing this time,

He kissed his mother on the cheek,

And he shook granny’s hand.

Dad kisses mom and shakes granny's hands. The daughter sits down at the table. Everyone starts eating.

Mother-in-law: He didn't hide in the newspaper,

He looked at everyone at the table!

Mother: He didn’t hit the cutlet with a fork,

It was as if someone was sitting in it.

Mother-in-law: He was better, he was simpler,

Tea poured into cups,

Daughter: Not even my grandmother's mother-in-law,

And he called me mommy!

I asked my mother quietly:

“Mom, what happened to him?”

Mom: “On this day,”

Daughter: Mom said, -

Mother: Dad should be like this!”

Daughter: I, a child, don’t understand

Maybe an adult will understand

Isn't daddy pleased?

Be good all year?

Musketeers congratulate

Music: “It’s time, it’s time, let’s rejoice...” Exit of the musketeers.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am D-Artagnan, and these are my friends. - Athos - Porthos - Arimis D-Artagnan: Our motto is “One for all”
All : And all for one!
D-Artagnan: Mothers, grandmothers and aunts
You are held in high esteem by us
You won't find another reason
Let us gather, we are men
We're all here together now
All: Because we love you!
Athos: If I were a girl
I wouldn't run, I wouldn't jump
And the whole evening with my mother
I danced without hesitation
Porthos: If I were a girl
I wouldn't waste time
And all day without a break
I drew with my mother
Aramis: If I were a poet
I would write poetry
And from morning until night
I wish I could read them to my mother
D-Artagnan: That's what I thought
What happens?
If I were a girl
Fragile small and thin
Athos: If you were a girl
In a skirt with curly bangs
If we were all girls
In ruffles, in bows with frills
Porthos: If there were no boys
What would happen to us then?
Who would take care of them?
Did you do difficult work?
Aramis: Who would build, dig, dig
Who would protect them with their breasts?
In the sky, on the ground, in the infantry
At the border and in the Morflot!
All: No friends, our path is alone
Glorious valiant men!

Sketch “You can’t escape anywhere, you’ll fall in love and get married!”

1st lesson: We are celebrating women's holiday, congratulations to all girls and women. It's a wonderful day, so much to say. We like to give gifts to girls.

2 lessons: We want to become them good housewives. But, to tell the truth, without concealment, We, boys, do not believe in the female mind, After all, there have never been smart women.

1 class : Needed for a woman Homework. Science and business are not her concern.

2 lessons: You should learn to wash, cook, sew, but you don’t need to learn mathematics.

Dev: And I’ll answer you - no! It’s no secret that women’s intelligence is not valued. Men did not let us study, They thought it was not suitable for ladies.

1st lesson: But if you start leading the country, You all go into science, into business, Then who will cook the soup, Clean the apartment, raise the children?

2 lessons: Imagine - the house is dirty and dinner is not ready, and there is no childcare. One wife sits in the government, Another will fly into space tomorrow, And the third writes poetry all day long. Better let him cook a portion of fish soup!

Dev: A man can cook cabbage soup too. Responsibilities must be divided.

1st lesson: If I marry you, I will watch how you wash the dishes, and not how much you read and how you solve complex problems.

Dev: There's no escape, you'll fall in love and get married!

Sketch “How to surprise girls”

Boy - What to give to the girls, so that they will immediately strike you on the spot?

The boys solved this problem for a long, long time. But time passed, and they still didn’t know what to do.

1st: Are sweets the best gift? 2nd: C'mon, I'm giving candy to Ksyusha! 3rd: No, they don't need caries. We'll eat the candy ourselves. 4th : The best gift of all candies is a good pistol, For example, a Colt or a Revolver. 3rd: Understand, a girl is not a boy! How should she play with a gun, and shoot teddy bears? 5th: Let's pick them some flowers. 3rd: But where will we find them in March? 1st: So what should we do then? 2nd: There's a problem with girls! (everyone is drooping, suddenly the third person perks up)

3rd: I know what we should do! Let's try to surprise them: Let's decide that on this women's holiday no one teases them all day long. Pleasant moments in the morning - Compliments from us for everyone... 4th (not understanding): Compliments? Well, repeat it. 3rd: Well, lie to them about beauty. 5th (admiringly): Wow! How cunning you are! What next? 3rd: Girly games. 1st (disdainfully, with indignation): Should we play with dolls with them? 3rd: You will have to suffer for a day. But we are men! Do you agree? Who agrees"? (everyone raises right hand) Well, well, “unanimously.”

Fashion show for mothers (with humor)

Presenter 1: For the sake of such a holiday, we are ready to show fashionistas! Look at everything here "New Fashion", gentlemen!

(Music plays and “models” appear on the podium)

Presenter 2: This season, scarves are in fashion, tie it on your bag, around your neck! You can tie a hat like that... We are ready to show moms everything!

Presenter 1: We suggest everyone wear flip-flops,So that you can be fashionable mothers!Take gloves for the flip-flops, momSo go to school meetings!

Presenter 2: Wear floor-length skirts, moms,Choose matching caps and handbags.We recommend three colors for you, moms.How to combine them? We will show you now!

Presenter 1: Scarf and belt are fashion classics!Moms, wear them in any weather!Go to the theater with dad arm in arm,And you, restless ones, take us with you.

Presenter 2: High heels are in fashion for fashionistas. Match the design with a laptop. Everyone will say: “Look, business is coming!” And this is our dear mother walking!

Presenter 2: Take flowered shoes from the market, choose fashionable, bright ones. Shoes should not be worn to match a blouse; it was not fashionable last season either!

Presenter 1: Umbrellas will be fashionable this yearThe most fashionable will not forget them!Bright, round, flat - different,All mothers will be wonderful with them!

Presenter 2: In fashion for mothers, we present straps. Different colors we offer for you!

Presenter 1: This season you will need red and black fur, just like the queen’s!

Presenter 2: The fashion show is over

(all models go on stage)

We did our best, moms, for you! If you have any questions regarding fashion:

Presenter 1: Pick out an outfit, braid your hair...

Presenter 2: We will give you a consultation right away, we want to see fashionistas!

Scene "Conversation".

Boy Our call is terribly ringing,

I fly out into the corridor...

Me and one girl

A conversation ensued...

And my dad is a champion!

He goes to the stadium:

He throws weights up -

Will be the strongest in the world!

Girl Even though men are strong -

They don't know how to bake pancakes...

You men are klutzes,

educate you, teach you,

And parsley from dill

You can't tell the difference.

By the way, who does the laundry at home?

God didn't give you talent...

TV "consuming"

You lie down on the sofa!

Boy The man is of no use?!

Isn’t this talent given to us?!

Who nailed the bookshelf?

Fixed the faucet in the kitchen?

Girl You don’t feel like cooking borscht,

Don't fry the cutlets...

You should run off to work,

Well, there’s no point anymore!

Boy You, thorny thorn,

You don't know us men well.

Every now and then you shed tears

And also for no reason...

You say barbed words, timid...

Dad is the head of the house!

Girl And mom is the neck of the house!

Boy I waved my hand to Sveta.
Eh! I didn't make it to the buffet!
These girls are always here
They will take you away from important matters!

Girl No! There is no need to decide in a dispute,
In a corridor conversation,
Who is stronger and who is more important...
It’s just...mother is the most tender of all!

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