An original alternative to a greeting card can be a comic one astrological forecast. My friend and I prepared such a horoscope for our colleague. You can come up with the text of the horoscope yourself or find a suitable one on the Internet. It goes without saying that the forecast must be 100% positive.
We went this way - we found a yearly horoscope for the corresponding zodiac sign, slightly shortened it, embellished it and added our comments in brackets.
Forecast text:
Astrological forecast for 2013
adapted by the best astrologers (company name) (highlighted in color)
especially for (full name)
General characteristics:
Zodiac sign - Pisces
Lucky days - Monday, Thursday, Friday (and also Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday
and Sunday)
Talisman - narcissist (as well as a volleyball, tablet, camera and
Excel reference)
Forecast for 2013:
The Year of the Black Snake will be very successful for Pisces (especially for those who
born March XX).
Pisces horoscope 2013 says that you will be accompanied by grandiose
events, and the world will know about your desires (possibly even secret and indecent :).
The whole Universe will help you make all your dreams come true (dream within
civil and criminal codes of Ukraine).
In the summer, your financial situation will rise (in this period
don't forget about your friends and colleagues). Major acquisitions await you
(and this will definitely need to be washed, see previous comment).
Pisces have always been distinguished by their dreaminess, as well as romance.
(especially when they drink). Love horoscope this year is special for you
favorable (all your teenage and teenage dreams come true).
It is very important that you like yourself. If you, for example,
If you want to get rid of a couple of unnecessary kilos, then don’t skip
volleyball training, and give your share of sweets to your colleagues -
representatives of the fair sex.
IN family life a pleasant surprise awaits you (50% that it is a girl).
Many Pisces will discover their talents and will also engage in
self-development (foreign language courses).
For Pisces, the year will be busy and certainly will not give
reasons for boredom (like your colleagues).
(Name), happy birthday!!!
Sincerely, team of astrologers (company name)
To prepare the gift, I used Photoshop. I printed the resulting forecast on matte A3 paper.
The astrological forecast has been hanging on the wall near our colleague’s workplace for about six months now.
And here is the text of the forecast that was prepared for the teacher (see article). It can also be used when preparing a birthday gift:
The stars foretell success in all your endeavors. Health will please you more than ever, and good mood You are guaranteed for a long time. In your personal life, a new round of events or a refreshing of old relationships is possible.
On October 5, expect pleasant surprises that will delight and warm your soul, and on New Year- major acquisitions.
This period will be truly fertile for you. Prosperity, peace and love await you at home, and obedient and diligent students at work.
"October 5" in this case, you need to replace it with the date of birth, and "obedient and diligent students"(unless, of course, you are congratulating a teacher or lecturer) for something else, such as: success, promotion, recognition, etc. depending on the situation.
Free download (psd file for Photoshop)
P.S. Jokes aside, our colleague, to whom we gave comic horoscope, a boy was recently born, on which we congratulate him! 🙂 So, we are already thinking about whether we should open our own little business for making good forecasts?! 🙂 🙂 🙂 If anyone needs it, please contact us!
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All people, no, no, yes, look into horoscopes to find out what his day, week and even year will be like. We invite you to take a different look at all horoscopes and have made a comic horoscope for all zodiac signs for any birthday. All guests will like such a comic horoscope, and they will remember both this day and all the wishes according to “their horoscope.”
Aries.
And Aries is harmonious and strong today,
A day filled with love awaits him.
And just, Aries, don’t be lazy,
And look around.
Suddenly there is just one waiting for you,
Love that you can’t take your eyes off!
Hurry, take the bull by the horns,
And happy, be Aries always!
Calf.
Taurus, today is a lucky day for you!
Praise awaits you!
Just make sure you don't get arrogant
And don't turn into a bull!
And don't kick your hoof,
Don't butt the red rag!
Better sit back and relax
And enjoy today!
Twins.
Be the twins on fire
Today brings joy.
Somewhere you'll be lucky in love,
Rubles will “arrive” somewhere.
Maybe you'll meet friends
In general, celebrate this day with more joy!
Cancer
Cancer, don't whistle today
And don’t miss your luck.
An important meeting awaits ahead,
Feel free to go to her quickly,
And not in front, but as usual, in back
And everything will be as it should be for you!
a lion
If Leo is not in the mood,
Many troubles await everyone around.
Today is not an easy day for Leo.
Leo will be dissatisfied with himself.
So, it’s better not to anger Leo,
And praise him quickly!
Virgo.
Virgo is calm, as always,
Great things await her today.
New achievements, discoveries,
And fun events!
So, gain strength, Virgo,
So that there are enough of them for this day!
Scales.
Balanced and strong
It will be Libra today.
After all, they have to resolve the dispute,
And to identify the winner from among the contenders.
But everyone already knows
That Libra is winning today!
And so it was, always is,
No one can ever defeat Libra!
Scorpion
Scorpios are having a hard day today.
Scorpio will be unhappy today.
It will sting everyone around,
Relatives and friends, girlfriends.
Don't stand next to him today
Otherwise it will sting with its poison.
It's better to be alone
He will calm down and go out into the public.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, be careful today
Today, incidents with you are possible.
Always watch your step
Look around sometimes.
Watch people carefully
Don't they laugh behind your back?
Do not take piercing or cutting objects into your hands,
And you don't joke with electricity.
And when the day comes to an end,
An unexpected surprise awaits Sagittarius.
When you shy away from everyone enough.
Paranoia will come to you.
Capricorn
Capricorns,
Take care of your feet today.
They may accidentally be crushed on you,
Or accidentally get caught in the door.
You might get stepped on your foot while dancing.
And don't even ask for forgiveness.
Just don’t go into swearing,
And trust from the heart!
Let the enemies of Capricorns know
What can they kick in retaliation?
Aquarius.
Aquarius,
“Don’t pour water” today!
Silence is golden, you should know
And it’s better for you to remain silent today.
Fish
Pisces is having a hard day today.
They are overcome by laziness today.
They don't want to do anything
And Pisces got tired of everything.
But better for Pisces don't be lazy
And they need to hurry up to get off the couch.
Otherwise luck will float by,
And someone else will find it!
At what point should this horoscope be presented to guests? They will give you the answer
This fun, humorous horoscope for today according to the zodiac signs can be used every day. Open this page every morning, and a good mood for the whole day is fully guaranteed!
And for everyone who believes in happiness, we recommend reading our happy eastern horoscope by year of birth with recommendations from astrologers and poets. All our serious and cheerful horoscopes were written specifically for the “Favorite Holiday” website. Share them with friends, put links, but respect our authors - do not reprint our horoscopes. Thank you.
Cool, fun horoscope for today for Aries
Be active and decisive.
First, try doing some exercise.
So that your work does not go in vain, remember: if people are valued by their work, then a horse is better than any person.
Cool, fun horoscope for today for Taurus
Be careful. Before you do anything, think it through.
Measure seven times and only then cut eight times.
The seventy-first time you will succeed.
The stars do not advise kissing your secretary in the presence of your wife.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Gemini
New things await you.
Remember: even the stupidest idea can be executed masterfully.
And don't be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.
After all, the ark was built by amateurs. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Cancer
Life is good... hic... Repeat this, spreading red caviar on the bread in a thick layer. Or black.
But don’t rush to pour vodka.
Remember: alcohol is a time machine.
I drank and it's tomorrow.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Leo
Talk less, listen more.
It’s better to remain silent and grunt with pleasure.
Your income will be higher than your expenses. Because there will be no expenses at all.
Get a piggy bank and grunt together.
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Cool, non-boring horoscope for today for Virgo
You will be thrown from one extreme to another.
First, the boss will call you on the carpet and scream like a pack of crocodiles.
In five minutes, he will offer you the position that you have been seeking for a long time.
Agree!
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Cool, non-boring horoscope for today for Libra
You will be on horseback.
Everyone else will probably have to travel on foot.
You may feel out of place.
The stars advise you to break the plate, get off the horse, break the plate, get off the horse and finally exchange it... for a bicycle.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Scorpio
You will have a romantic date.
Enjoy, forgetting about everything in the world....
When Sveta starts getting ready to go home, pretend to be asleep.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Sagittarius
Your mood will jump.
From TV to cabinet, from cabinet to table.
Try to catch him anyway.
Stand somewhere in the corner and ask: “Kolis! Who are you working for?!”
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Capricorn
Your sixth sense will not let you down. It will say: "Enough!"
The other five senses will fail.
They will say something absurd, but you will understand them.
Because after the fifth glass a Russian person is able not only to understand Chinese, but also forgive him.
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Cool, not boring horoscope for today for Aquarius
Everything will be given to you with ease.
Even a visit to the dentist.
At first you will be very afraid. Then it turns out that his drill is broken.
But don’t relax and remember: if you are happy for more than one day, it means they are hiding something from you.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Pisces
A creative upsurge lies ahead of you.
Stock up on climbing equipment in advance.
Already stocked up?.. Then full speed ahead!
To conquer the next height!... Just don’t shout later" “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawonsssssssss from being a chess player"
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Which are present at every feast, liberate people and often show those sides that a person prefers to hide in Everyday life. the site will tell you who is best to sit down with festive table to avoid trouble.
Aries
Aries loves to drink and eat. Moreover, he knows when to stop everything. He always has a couple in his arsenal interesting stories, which can make your neighbor at the table laugh.
The ideal neighbor for Aries is Gemini. Aries may not have the same personalities as Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio and Aries.
Taurus
Taurus people are very attentive and courteous. He will not be the person who can liven up the evening, but his calmness and patience with others is worth a lot.
Taurus will get along well at the table with Cancer and Capricorn. But the talkative Gemini and the demanding Leo can tire Taurus.
Twins
He is not at all whimsical in food, drinks and company. The main thing for Gemini is to be listened to. And he will really talk a lot!
Gemini will have a good neighborhood with Leo and Aquarius. But Capricorn, Virgo and Cancer will not be at all ready for pleasant communication with Gemini.
Cancer
Cancers behave very well-mannered and tactfully at the table. If a group of friends gathers, Cancer will be sweet and smiling. Among unfamiliar table neighbors, he will most likely choose modest silence.
Suitable tablemates for Cancer are Leo and Scorpio. Unsuitable - Libra, Gemini and Aquarius.
a lion
Leo is an eloquent and charming guest. He will prove himself at the table the best way. If he is offended, he will not make a scandal, but will remain silent proudly and for a long time.
Gemini is ideal for Leo at the table. Libra, Sagittarius and Cancer will evoke a reserved condescension in Leo.
Virgo
Virgos at the table are very attentive to the emotions of their neighbors. Virgo will not only listen and feel sorry, but will also give useful advice. Capricorn and Scorpio will especially appreciate these qualities.
Scales
Libras are charming conversationalists. They are delicate in their judgments and know how to find a compromise even in the midst of a loud dispute.
Leo and Libra will be excellent companions during a feast for Libra. But who should be kept further away are Scorpio, Cancer and Capricorn.
Scorpion
Scorpio tends to go to extremes. If he is in a good mood, everyone will be comfortable, and vice versa.
At the same table, Scorpio will be interested in Pisces, Taurus, Cancer or Virgo. But Leo, Aries, Libra, Capricorn and Aquarius are not suitable for his company.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius is the ideal guest. He understands cuisine, wine, people - everything. Sagittarius will easily support any topic with his interlocutor, so he will get along with any guest. The only thing is that Capricorn may have problems establishing contact.
Capricorn
Capricorn is not the best the best option for a party. He considers himself an expert in all areas, but this is not perceived very well from the outside.
It is better to identify Taurus, Virgo and Pisces as Capricorn's neighbors, who will not make any attempt to stand out against its background. All others are not suitable for him, which causes certain difficulties in choosing a place for Capricorn at the table.
Aquarius
Aquarians, as a rule, are the instigators of all scandals and fights. If Aquarius is comfortable, those around him will also be comfortable, but if not... It’s better to let him be comfortable.
The ideal company for Aquarius is ironic Gemini, Leo, Pisces and Sagittarius. And Capricorn, Scorpio (in mandatory) and preferably Virgo, Taurus and Cancer.
Fish
Pisces are supporting actors. They are very reserved and helpful people. If a hurricane breaks out at the table, then Pisces will act as a stabilizer. Pisces can easily spend an evening in the company of absolutely any Zodiac Sign.
JoeInfoMedia journalist Marina Korneva also suggests familiarizing yourself with. Find out how you and your partner are a perfect match.
There is no need to be modest today - Respond in the hall Aries.
Aries is an energetic sign. Always confident, Aries is capable of a lot. And if after a week-long party you decide to relax, and they drag you to a nightclub, Aries does it.
Well done and tomboys, Where they sit with us Taurus?
Taurus are constant and decisive. And if someone constantly and decisively asks you; “Do you respect me?”, then this is Taurus.
Where are the brave guys? Faster than everyone else Twins!
Gemini is an eternally youthful sign. They love jokes and fun, they love beauty in everything. They have a very good tongue, etc. if you're having fun, it means Gemini is nearby.
The zodiac has many signs, now I want to see Rakov!
Cancers are the most cautious sign; they are unlikely to go on an adventure. Cancers are also the most loyal sign. Cancers are reliability itself.
You will respond in unison, Kings of Beasts, beauties Lions!
Leo is the most creative and generous sign. Is it true. Leos love to show authority, so if there is a POWERFUL concern nearby, it is a Leo.
Everyone look to the right, to the left, Where in our hall Virgo?
Virgo is the most meticulous and painstaking sign. She never makes hasty conclusions and would rather measure seven times and pour once. Virgo is practical.
Lift up your noses, show yourself to us, Scales?
Libras are calm and affectionate. And therefore they can easily borrow 1000 euros from you and kindly not return them.
Queue according to all laws Stand up and have a drink Scorpios!
Scorpios are a living intuition, they clearly know where, wherever, in order to... But, being very “alive” by nature, Scorpios can be excellent friends and life partners.
All the signs here are great, lucky everyone - Sagittarius.
Sagittarians are very fond of all kinds of challenges and adventures. Being optimists, they will always find adventures in their second 90s.
Don’t be strict with the presenter... respond, Capricorns!
Capricorns - since childhood, they are very fond of precision and clarity. They are tacticians and strategists, so if someone tactfully gets you drunk, then it is Capricorn.
Let them raise their glasses soon. Without hesitation, Aquarius!
Aquarians are a very friendly sign, but they prefer peace and solitude. Therefore, many Aquarians can calmly and privately indulge in their favorite activity.
And on our holiday let us smile. They give affectionate Fish!
Pisces are dreamers by nature. They sing songs or write poems. Pisces is creativity and if someone next to you is creatively sleeping with their face in a salad, it could be Pisces.
2. Alcohol horoscope for guests
1. Aries it's high time
Have a glass of wine
You just need to drink wisely:
Not under the holiday table.
2. And to the stubborn Taurus
Getting drunk doesn't suit you
You better decide
Have fun without vodka
3. Twins, understand yourself
Don’t poison your soul with vodka,
Better drink milk
You will live to be a hundred years old!
4. Well, eh Cancer you can have a drink
But just a glass or two,
Just be very careful
Otherwise there is a scandal in the family
5.Lviv we want to warn you
That you shouldn't drink a lot,
Don't let the temperature enter your body,
Pour some tea into a glass!
6. Virgos, don't drink too much,
Have pity on your stomach
He may not understand you
Do not take lard with vodka!
7. A Libra in harness together
Need to pour more fully
So don't be shy
And drink alcohol to the bottom
8. Scorpion still a child
He can't drink at all
If he drinks vodka,
Everything will be upside down for you!
9. A Sagittarius the advice is:
If you want to be healthy,
You better have a drink
Instead of vodka, lemonade!
10. Capricorns lucky
You can drink to spite everyone,
The evening will instantly last an hour,
All that's left is to have fun!
11. Aquarius good,
They drink vodka from the heart,
Don't give in to vodka
Better stay sober!
12. Pisces everyone needs
A glass full of wine,
Overturn, but not past,
Definitely to the bottom!