Teacher's Day
(Working script 2016)
Target: Realization of students' creative service.Tasks:
1. To promote the realization of acting, speaking, and musical talents of students.
2. Develop in children a sense of service to others
3.Continue to work to unite the children's team
Purpose: The material, of course, was written in what is called “For yourself,” but some connections and a script for congratulating sixth-graders could be borrowed. A creative person can simply get inspired.
Scenario
Presenter 1:And again in the gilded poplar,
And the school is like a ship at the pier,
Presenter 2:
Where teachers wait for students,
To start a new life.
Presenter 1:
Which amazing house- school! Everything is mixed up here: childhood and youth, science and art, dreams and real life. In this house there is joy and tears, meetings and partings.
Presenter 2:
Yes, school for each of us remains a bright, joyful island of childhood, where adults will never return.
Presenter 1:
Only teachers on this island have permanent registration. After all, school is for them native home, and all students are their children.
Presenter 2:
What a huge heart you need to have in order to generously give it out in pieces day after day, year after year!
Presenter 1:
People who once came here at the call of their hearts will never leave it. Let me wholeheartedly congratulate you, dear teachers, on your professional holiday.
What should you do on holidays?
Presenter 2:
Of course, give gifts. And today, our dear teachers, all high school students, young and old, have prepared small but very expensive gifts for you.
Presenter 1:
So, the first gift from our kids - first graders.
(Skit)
Presenter 1:
On this festive October day, dear teachers, accept congratulations from all of us:
Presenter 2:
Brunettes, blondes and... Asteraceae,
Presenter 1:
Curly and combed,
Presenter 2:
Obedient and, to put it mildly, not very...
Presenter 1:
Excellent students and, to put it mildly, not very good ones...
Presenter 2:
But they love you very, very much!
Presenter 1:
2nd grade students with a gift on stage.
(Dance with umbrellas)
Presenter 1:
Teaching is not an easy task
Teaching is a more difficult task.
Presenter 2:
And the teacher is the real one -
The one who does not save in front of her.
Presenter 1:
You know, we have guests in our hall today. These people know exactly who a teacher is more than us.
Presenter 2:
Then it is to them that we must give the floor.
(Congratulatory words to the guests of the holiday, city administration, etc.)
Presenter 1:
Do you think our teachers like to read fairy tales or watch cartoons?
Presenter 1: That's how everyone loves it. Only teachers don’t have time with our notebooks.
Presenter 1: Well, then they will really like the third-graders’ gift.
Presenter 1: Third grade high school students on stage.
(Staging based on Suteev’s fairy tale “Fishing”)
Presenter 1:
Teachers! They are like light on the way,
What kind of fiery heart do you need?
Have it in your chest to bring light to people,
So that his trace cannot be erased forever!
Presenter 2:
How to measure their work, you ask
Millions of people have a people's army.
There are many devotees in Rus',
But no one is wiser or more noble than them!
Presenter 1: With our gift for teachers, we invite 4th grade to the stage.
(Song “Here comes the mushroom rain”)
Presenter 1:
Teacher -
Presenter 2:
three syllables.
Not so much,
Presenter 1:
And how many skills it contains!
Presenter 2:
The ability to dream!
Presenter 1:
The ability to dare!
Presenter 2:
The ability to give yourself to work!
Presenter 1:
Ability to teach!
Presenter 2:
The ability to create!
Presenter 1:
The ability to love children selflessly!
Presenter 2:
Teacher -
Presenter 1:
three syllables.
But what a lot!
Presenter 2:
And this calling has been given to you by God!
Presenter 1:
The confessor of the gymnasium, Hieromonk Alexander, addressed a congratulatory word to the teachers (Congratulations from the confessor)
Presenter 1:
A shoemaker can fix shoes,
And the carpenter - a stool and a porch.
Presenter 2:
But only teachers can fix it
The mind, heart and face brighten.
Presenter 1: We, fifth graders, are invited to the gymnasium stage. Our gift is a musical performance.
(Musical production)
D, we stopped by a biology lesson. It would be interesting to at least take a sneak peek at other lessons.
Presenter: This means that it’s the 6th grade’s turn to give their gift.
(Production script)
Class.It's a break in class. Sidorkin and Ivanov are at the desk. Sidorkin collects things in a briefcase.
Ivanov: Where are you going?
Sidorkin: I'm quitting algebra! They will ask me, but I am not ready.
Ivanov: Come on! They ask those who have “I’m not ready!” written on their faces.
Sidorkin: Here you see!
Ivanov: So you have to act as if you are ready! Autotraining!
Sidorkin: What?
Ivanov: Self-hypnosis! Repeat after me: I’m all ready for algebra!
Sidorkin: I'm ready for algebra
Ivanov: I have completed homework!
Sidorkin: I did my homework
Ivanov:
Sidorkin: All three tasks and five exercises!
During auto-training, they did not notice how the teacher entered the class.
Teacher: Sidorkin, what do I hear, are you ready for the lesson?!! Go to the board.
Sidorkin confidently walks towards the board.
Sidorkin: I'm all ready for algebra! I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: Well, write exercise 87 on the board
Sidorkin: I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: I don't understand anything! Show me your notebook!
Sidorkin carries a notebook. The teacher is watching.
Teacher: Sidorkin, Sidorkin! And how confidently he walked... Two! Sit down.
Sidorkin and Ivanov leave school. There is a premonition of trouble on Sidorkin’s face.
Sidorkin: Eh, at home they’ll ask: “How was school?” - And hi.
Ivanov: Need auto training. Repeat after me: I’m doing great in algebra! And good in physics! The glass broke on its own during recess!
Peter. Vasya, how many books have you read?
Vasya. How many? I didn’t even count!
Peter. And I read twenty-five! And I’ll read it before the end of quarter ten!
Vasya(with envy). Wow! Happy you, Petya, how much you managed to read!
Peter. And what! I read about the knight too! The book about him is long, but the preface is short! I read the preface - and everything is clear. You don't have to read the book!
Vasya(disappointed). Huh?! What knight did you read about?
Peter. About what... What's his name... I remembered! Donkey move!
Vasya. Donkey move?!
Peter. Donky! And the “move” is because he rode a donkey, I saw a wonderful picture in a book! I know everything! Why were you yawning?
Vasya. Yes, my sister was sick, I read my favorite books to her every evening.
Peter. Which ones?
Vasya.“The Adventures of Gulliver”, “Thumbelina”, “Son of the Regiment”.
Peter. Yes... Lucky you. “Thumbelina” (with a grin). Well well!
Vasya. Yes, I was just reading to my sister! Yes, and it was very interesting...
Peter(mimics). Interesting! You'll say the same. I can boast - what thick books I read! So, a real reader! Understood?
Vasya. I understand... Only you said the wrong thing about the knight...
Peter. How is this wrong?
Vasya. This knight's name was not Donky Mod, but Don Quixote of La Manche. He lived in Spain... Who is the writer? Who wrote this book?
Peter. These writers have very difficult surnames! Why remember them?! Well, okay, I’ll run to the library and pick up another book.
Vasya. Wait! Yes, it was not Don Quixote who rode the donkey, but his squire Sancho Panza...
Peter. Got it too! To remember everything - there won't be enough time to read. It won’t work, Vasya, you’re a real reader!
On the test
Student:
The problem is not solved -
even kill me!
Think, think, head
hurry up!
Think, think, head,
I'll give you some candy
On your birthday I'll give you
A new beret.
Think think -
For once I ask!
I'll wash you with soap!
I'll comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
Otherwise I’ll hit you on the top of your head!
(M. Boroditskaya)
Presenter 1:
All the performances and skits, but I just want to sing. Let the sixth grade sing us a song that everyone knows and can sing along to.
Presenter 2:
What should the song be about?
Presenter 1: Yes, about anything, even about clouds...
Presenter 2: Sixth grade, we ask you!
(Song “Clouds. White-maned horses”)
Presenter 1:
Tell me, do you think teachers get tired?
Presenter 2:
Certainly!
Presenter 1:
And then what?
Presenter 2:
Then we must help them.
Presenter 1:
Let the poor students study their homework.
Presenter 2:
And the restless ones will learn to walk quietly along the school corridors.
Presenter 1:
Everyone will eat soup and drink jelly in the refectory.
Presenter 2:
So that our teachers don’t get discouraged when they suddenly get tired, a vocal group of high school girls prepared a song for them as a gift
Presenter 1:
“Don’t rush to sound the all-clear” (The song plays, the high school students remain on stage)
Reader (from the group)
The calendar turns its pages in surprise,
Teacher's Day is here again and again.
May you dream of the Firebird today,
Well, tomorrow your class will give it to you.
The sun will wink at you - not a bad omen -
(And even if you stand on your left foot)...
You are a Wonderful Teacher, remember this,
And you have incomparable students!
(The choir group performs the song “Teacher”)
Reader.
The road of knowledge is tortuous and difficult,
But together we will conquer it without difficulty.
It's good to have a teacher nearby,
We are always grateful for your work!
Music plays and flowers are given to teachers.
SCENARIO OF TEACHER'S DAY HOLIDAY.
1 presenter. Friends! We are happy to see you
And our concert will begin now.
Just a reminder for the viewer:
Today is Teacher's Day.
2 presenter They are the source of glorious deeds!
Their weapon is white chalk,
A pointer, a rag and a board, -
Goodbye boredom and melancholy!
3 presenter Even though we sometimes scold them,
But we always run to them in trouble,
And so that it would be pleasant for them,
We will dedicate our concert to them
1 Presenter
Today is a wonderful school holiday.
2 Presenter
It's called Teacher's Day. And we have gathered in this hall to congratulate our dear teachers on their holiday.
3 Presenter
And the youngest students of our school will be the first to congratulate you...
- Get ready! Let's begin!
- What?..
- Read poetry!
- About what?..
- How about what? Didn't you know
Who filled this hall?
Look at these faces!
After all, goodness flows from them!
- And in the eyes there is a cheerful light!
And there’s no belt in your hands!
Yes, these are teachers!
They cannot be confused with anyone else!
- Teacher's Day today!
The most popular holiday!
This - best holiday in the world,
Those who give us wings!
From the truth - “twice two is four”
We are starting to fly!
- We can become anyone -
Be it a banker or a poet!
And teachers today
We thank you for this!
- Like the warmest stove -
In the teacher's soul,
Straightening my shoulders at my desk,
Little ones warm their souls.
- They expect a miracle from the school!
Where do you get a miracle at school from? -
From the hearts of teachers!
Every teacher is a creator!
- And when children grow up -
Move to third grade
More important than any mark -
Approval from your eyes!
- And when they get really old -
Move to tenth grade
They know and are able to do it brilliantly
Everything you once gave
- They get it again and again
Your wise love!
Thank you - for everything - thank you!
For your patience! For work!
And for being beautiful!
For both the carrot and the stick!
- Thank you - again and again -
From all of us – students!
Let's exclaim together - three or four:
“Long live the teacher!!!”
1 Presenter:
School years... They are truly the happiest, most cheerful and wonderful. About my school life students 5A will now lead the conversation
There are guys on stage who don’t know what to do. Someone is spinning a hula hoop, someone is playing hopscotch, someone is just talking...
5th grade
- It was in the evening
The children have nothing to do.
Someone was jumping and jumping
Someone was dozing in the noise.
2. And today I have a “5”. And you?
3. And I have a “2” in physical education – nonsense!
4. And today in our class it was fun again:
Ivanov managed to chew all the crayons during recess.
Mary Ivanovna - for chalk, Ivanov turned white.
5. And we have a parrot! And you?
6. And a hippopotamus stomped towards us! Here!
2. We wanted to have an aquarium in our class,
So that the fish can save us from stress and overload.
7. In order to keep your aquarium longer,
You need to increase your security staff, that's for sure!
3. We played computers for probably a whole hour!
After that, they forgot what Seryoga and I were called.
5. And our briefcase has disappeared, that’s it!
Lost phone, that's two!
And fourthly, the boy Roma forgot all this at home!
2. And we have darkness of objects! And you?
6. And we have even more. We have no time to be lazy:
There is a subject “learn to learn”!
4. I do sambo, I go to an iso-circle,
I am interested in jazz ensembles and value theater.
7. I have a swimming pool, English, piano and wushu.
I have time to do everything everywhere, I won’t miss anything.
2. And our teacher is cool,
Strict, smart and funny.
3. Very kind and diligent.
4. Exemplary.
5. The teacher is wonderful.
6. Patient and attentive.
7. There is a very competent director,
2. The head teacher is experienced and talented.
3. We have a school, friends.
4. We are all a friendly family.
- It was in the evening
There was no point in arguing.
2 Presenter:
For all the wonderful, talented and exemplary teachers of our school.....(dance, etc.)
1st presenter.
My friends! Friends of my friends!
There is no holiday more worthy and beautiful!
We honor our teachers
Whom our school knows and loves!
2nd presenter.
We love you for your rigor, simplicity,
For knowledge, for humor, for skill,
For human kindness
For your selfless burning!
3rd presenter.
Congratulations! Bow to you!
All good songs are sung to you.
And together with you, as if in unison,
The boys' hearts beat so selflessly!
1st presenter.
Our dear teachers, for you... (song)
1 presenter May your path be strewn with roses,
And the sun illuminates it,
And the stars protect your sleep at night,
And the birds awaken him.
2 presenter Let the morning give you warmth,
And the evening will beckon with magic,
And there will be more in your life
Another happy day!
3rd presenter. May God give you so much happiness and warmth.
Straight roads and friendship of your loved ones,
May life always be wonderful,
So that hardships and troubles do not loom!
4th presenter. AND for long years and have a good winter to you,
And good Russian health,
And so that everyone who we love with our souls
I answered you with the same love!
For you…
Final exit
- What student is without mistakes?
Without a deuce? - Well, what can I say?
But still your smiles
We remember and will appreciate.
- And every kind word
Will remain in our hearts
And we are ready to bow
In deed, not in words
- To a smart, persistent teacher,
For those who have chosen a difficult route...
We swear by the last twos,
That we respect your work.
- We ourselves and our parents
Now we understand more clearly
How difficult it is for a teacher today
Cope with your task.
- Teacher - it’s as if it’s not fashionable.
Other professions honor...
Thank you for your noble
And selfless work!
- It doesn’t get any harder than your work,
Reform will not make it easier,
Life itself forces us
Spare nothing for the children.
- In aviation it is strictly believed that
How many hours did the pilot fly?
No one will know about my studies
How long did he stand at the board?
- How many notebooks did I check at night?
How many life plans have I written?
How many times have you believed a person?
And I punished myself for it.
- We have known your name from the cradle,
Both adults and small children know you,
No - you are not a hero, not an artist, not a ruler,
You are a beloved resident of our hearts.
Our humble and beloved teacher.
- Let the bluebird today, now
It will become a bird of happiness for you.
Music plays, children hand blue birds (origami) to teachers
I want to congratulate all teachers on their professional holiday. I endlessly appreciate your service to the country, your concern and responsibility. With all my heart I wish you health, a lot of strength and a lot of creative energy. And I really hope that the state will treat its real heroes more reverently every year.
Each school has its own traditions, so my ideas can be added to your annual gala meetings with awards for the best, skit parties with remade songs, children's concerts and final tea parties.
1. Costume greetings from students on Teacher’s Day
This is the idea. From each class (more precisely, from each parallel) you need to select 2-3 students who will congratulate the teachers at the very beginning of the holiday. One congratulation from first-graders, one from second-graders, etc. Let all classes with the letter “A” try their best this year. Next year - "B". Participate in the preparation of the short number classroom teacher and parents.
Each speech should last no more than two minutes, then 11 congratulations will take half an hour, taking into account hitches.
We select images for speakers taking into account the literature program. I don’t remember very well in which class they read what, I’ll sketch out a rough list. You need to choose costumes for children. This important point, since costumes will save the day, even if the text is not entirely successful.
1 class— Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka
2nd grade— Three girls (who are under the window) from Pushkin’s fairy tale
3rd grade- heroes of Krylov's Fables (you can have the Dragonfly and the Ant or the Crow and the Fox)
4th grade- Three heroes
5th grade- handsome hussar (Borodino)
6th grade— Tom Sawyer, Gogol’s characters from “Evenings on the Farm...”, Young Peasant Lady
7th grade— Inspector
8th grade— Vasily Terkin
9th grade— Onegin and Tatyana
Grade 10— Oblomov
Grade 11— Pierre Bezukhov and Natasha Rostova
Children should say beautiful congratulatory words in the images of their heroes. It’s good if it turns out artistic, with a twist, using phrases from works, rhymes, where appropriate.
It’s convenient that one teacher only needs to prepare one congratulation, and he won’t even know about the rest. I remind you that you need to keep it to 2 minutes, otherwise 11 performances will result in a “Chinese concert.” A costume greeting looks very impressive, don’t forget to take pictures.
In this case, the gift itself is the congratulation, but just in case.
2. Video “In a nutshell”
This technique is often used on TV. You need to edit the video so that the maximum number of students read one beautiful congratulations. It can be prose, it can be poetry. Collect the most prominent representatives each class and ask them to read 2-3 words from the board (it’s better not to tear up the phrases).
For example:
1st student: Dear teachers!
2nd student: Today is your holiday!
3rd student: I would like to wish you
4th student: peace, goodness, happiness!
5th student: May every day bring joy!
6th student: We want to surprise you with our successes,
7th student: we dream that in many years you can be proud of us... etc.
It turns out a beautiful congratulatory video from students from grades 1 to 11.
3. Mannequin challenge
This works great even when shooting on mobile phone. Children and teachers should freeze while acting out funny school scenes. Naturally, you need to think through the scenario and clearly define the operator’s path. There is no need for editing here - the whole point is in the continuous filming of motionless schoolchildren and teachers. Don't forget the cafeteria, security guards, and the director's office!
At the end, the cameraman turns sharply to a joyful crowd of children who “come to life” and shout “Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!”
4. Congratulations from students in the recording (“View from below”)
These are small funny videos pre-recorded dialogues with children of different ages(Urgant does this masterfully). Come up with one question that the children need to answer quickly. It is the thoughtless answers that are always the funniest. You can shoot with a smartphone in good lighting, then edit everything into one congratulatory clip.
For example, ask which teacher is the most important at school. How many years of study do you need to become a teacher? Why are there many women and few men working at school? What will teachers be like in 100 years?
You need to watch the video in the hall on the big screen.
I found something similar here:
5. Photo competition - the best selfie during recess
This is also one big greeting card that teachers watch on the screen. We ask each teacher to take a funny selfie with the children. Here you really need to show your imagination so that the photographs turn out to be different in character. Students can dress up or be asked to portray the same emotions. Give someone letter cards that will form the word “Congratulations”, give them balloons, flowers, come up with a funny background.
We combine all the frames into one presentation. Let a beautiful energetic melody sound in the background.
Examples from the Internet:
6. Small entertaining tournament “Question and answer”
Option 1. Team tournament (10-15 minutes).
I already have an entertaining selection of questions for a small intellectual game. Let there be 2 teams of 6 people and spectators. A bell on each table, the sound of which symbolizes the team's readiness to respond. .
Option 2. Individual championship
Read the questions out loud and print the answers on pieces of paper. Has it been a while since teachers took the tests themselves? And here's a festive joke test for them! We summarize the results like this: we collect pieces of paper, read out the correct answers, and name the most successful one and reward you at the end of the holiday, when you sum up the results.
You can also open identical tests on tablets and invite teams to figure out where is fiction and where is the truth (this series of tests is called “True or False”). It’s convenient that the results are summed up instantly, and the test itself is filled out online:
Or offer to guess the object from the pictures (a fragment of macro photography - a strong magnification of familiar objects). Here are also ready-made selections:
7. Reading aloud a work of art in different images
The number is humorous, but the passage needs to be taken seriously. Let there be Pushkin's prose, for example. For this number, it is better to take an artistic teacher who is ready to clearly show emotions and amuse his colleagues. It’s also fun to read plays this way, try it!
The text can be displayed on a large screen or given in a regular book. In the first case, an inscription with a new condition will appear on the screen; in the second, we show the volunteer a sign. Every 2-3 sentences are read with a different intonation: “that’s how a first-grader reads,” “go to rap,” “you’re chewing a big hamburger while reading,” “you’re running away from a maniac while reading,” “you’re a robot,” “you’re falling asleep.” , “you are trying to captivate the class with your expressive reading”, “after each word you need to clear your throat”, “every line of the work makes you laugh”, “with this passage you are entering a theater studio, add emotions”, etc.
It’s funnier if the audience also sees these signs and waits to see how their colleague will get out. You shouldn't repeat it more than once, then it won't be as fun.
8. Game “Crocodile” (school words)
Everything here is standard, but fun - one presenter tries to convey to his colleagues the meaning of a hidden school word with gestures. We prepare signs in advance with the words: Unified State Examination, electronic journal, interactive whiteboard, lesson plan, Verification work, public lesson, parent meeting, teacher council, call to class, last call, graduation, vacation, etc.
9. Master classes
We conduct master classes for office employees and always admire how the bustle gradually recedes, and everything that happens turns into meditation. A beautiful creative holiday that teachers also really need.
Among the presenters of such master classes there are always many former teachers, so I have no doubt that in any team there will be craftswomen who will teach their colleagues how to effectively tie a scarf, how to do... Surely there are specialists in modern makeup or those who can teach you how to make jewelry from natural ornamental stones.
Turn on beautiful music, share funny stories, congratulate each other. Master classes are a wonderful break from the difficult teaching routine.
Any ideas?
“Holiday Again” is a collection holiday ideas, in which I collect all the most simple and fun things for different events. I'm always happy to hear additions in the comments. Share positivity with your colleagues!
Eat interesting traditions for Teacher's Day at your school?
"Teacher's Day 2015"
To the sounds of the song “Teachers have no time to grow old”
♫ Song
On an autumn day, when at the threshold
The cold has already begun to breathe,
The school celebrates Teacher's Day -
A holiday of wisdom, knowledge, labor.
Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart
In these sounds that are dear to us!
Everything related to youth, childhood
We owe it to the teachers!
You are always young at heart,
Sharing work and joys with us,
Our strict ones, our relatives,
Patient teachers!
You give us a lot of strength
And love - no matter what.
How much do you believe in us! And perhaps
No one can believe like that.
Pupil: Hello, dear teachers!
Student: Good afternoon
Pupil: Happy Teacher's Day to everyone!
Student: Teaching is a noble profession. He not only teaches his subject, he teaches life.
Pupil: And we, the students, say “thank you” to all our teachers today.
Student:…Teacher and pupil. These two concepts are inextricably linked.
Leading:
Our dear teachers!
We cordially congratulate you on your holiday!
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your enthusiasm, dedication and
limitless patience!
Leading:
May there be happiness and health,
May there be enough strength for everyone,
And every day of ordinary life
May it only bring you happiness!
Leading:
We are in class, maybe not often
We pamper you with a raise of our hand,
But on this day there are many beautiful words
The students want to express to you.
Leading:
Let the years pass in succession,
With teachers, life is always new,
And serve as a guiding star
Your wise words are in our lives.
Leading:
Your experience, titles, generosity and participation
They will leave a good mark on our souls!
Teacher's happiness is formed
From our student victories.
Leading:
And let the years fly ahead,
There is no need to be afraid of age,
May you have many years of experience,
But in your heart there are only 20!
Leading: Today is a holiday for teachers.
Leading: And we want to start the celebration with one beautiful legend.
Leading:
Once upon a time, in a small village there lived a poor teacher.
The children loved him. The teacher gave them good knowledge. All his students
After graduating from school, they left the village and became great people,
Leading:
One day God looked at the earth and was surprised.
Where did so many come from? knowledgeable people?
And He asked who taught them everything that they could do.
Great people remembered their old teacher.
God, as a reward for his wisdom, patience and work, fulfilled his cherished dream -
forget about your problems for one day, but remember that he is a teacher..
♫ Variation based on A.S. Pushkin’s fairy tale about Tsar Saltan:
Three girls (boys dressed as girls) under the window
We were sitting one evening.
“If only I were a queen,” said one girl,
I would allow girls and boys not to study.
Why do we need this school, what’s so cool about it?!
Wear replaceable shoes, don’t shout in class, sit quietly and teach.
I'd rather take a walk, stand on the porch,
I smoked, chatted... Why do I need to study?”
Another girl echoes: “I agree, dear.
Look at these cool ones, they stick their noses everywhere:
Why were you late and ran around the class,
Did you hit the wall with your heel? Did you sit wrong in class?
On a walk, everyone knows: don’t go beyond the fence, don’t go a single step,
Play different games, choose expressions.
At school, respect your elders and don’t offend kids!
A whole hour was allocated for education in daily routine,
Kind people! Save me, have pity on me."
The first girl says: “They just want to cling on.” We wrote an essay on the painting “Deuce Again.” I wrote: “The sister stood gloomy, her forehead tilted to one side.” I still don’t understand what she didn’t like?!”
Another echoes her vividly, burning with indignation: “We are looking for the word “suitcase” in the dictionary. I can not find. The teacher asks: “Are you probably looking for “chi”?” “No,” I answer “chu,” “chumadan.”
I don’t understand why all the guys laughed, as if they had talked to Zadornov.”
The third girl listened, she got tired of being strong, so she made a speech like this:
“If I were a queen, I would force you to study,
Instead of judging teachers, we could help them a little.
After all, they are living people! They are also friends, they argue, they love.
They are upset about the order because of our unrest.
But they are always full of desire to help us.
Once again they forgive our rudeness, inattention, fights, noisiness
And they give you the basics of science, but without them they don’t get you married!
So, let’s close the debate and decide it all together:
We will attend school to become educated.
And we will decide to observe all the rules of learning, behavior and communication.
(the artists bow and leave)
♫ Happy Teacher's Day! (song)
1. Dear friend, teacher!
You can be both affectionate and strict,
Keep up with us
And you lead through life,
You lead us to achievements, teacher.
2. Everyone’s teacher tries to understand
Although the student is sometimes clumsy.
And you won't have much patience.
Teachers! You are engineers of souls!
♫ What does a teacher mean to us (song)
1. A lot of words have been invented about teachers,
But we want to repeat it again:
Teacher for children - the beginning of fate!
The time has come to give you a song.
2. Not in words, but in things of tradition
Which matches tomorrow's life
You will have to be born a teacher.
And only after that become.
♫ Scene "Gatherings in the teachers' lounge"
/ three teachers are sitting at the table, minding their own business:
the first is checking notebooks, the second is a physical education teacher - inflating a ball, the third is dozing/
Leading: Three teachers during the day
We talked about our own things.
First: /looks up from notebooks/
And we carry gas. This time!
We barely have enough money. That's two!
Look at the salary! That's three!
Second: Is this how you run gas?
First: Yes!
Second: And we have running water! Here!
Third: And from our window
A pile of garbage is visible.
Second: Yes from our window
It’s also visible, but only a little.
First: I cooked lunch yesterday.
I threw everything I had into the soup!
It turned out at least somewhere -
Salt, bay leaf and water!
Second: Listen, your life is great!
Eat heartily and drink sweetly!
First: Oh, I don’t know, girls,
How can I live with such a salary?
I’ll go out of my grief into the yard.
I’ll sharpen the ax sharper, / swings /
And... I'll try in the morning
Cook soup from an axe!
Second: /turns to the third/
What, my dear, are you silent?
Are you sitting quietly alone?
Third: Oh, girls, I'm silent.
Because I want to sleep. /Yawns/
Second: Where have you been all night?
Why weren't you sleeping?
Third: That's the point, girls,
I sat at the table all night.
Second: Have you ever met any guests?
Third: No! I checked the dictations!
First: Are there any jobs for "A" grade?
Third: God be with you! What you! What you!
If you want, here, look!
First: /watches dictations/
As usual, “two” and “three”.
Second: Well, of course, well, of course!
They have no time to study now!
First: Don't ask them for housework,
Second: Bring on the disco!
Third: What should we do, sisters?
Let's teach them how to learn!
That would be beauty!
Second: This, girls, is a dream!
First: What to do?
Third: Just live.
Love them as they are.
Well, okay, I have to go!
I'm going to 9 "A".
Second: Wish me luck!
I'm leaving for 5 "D"! /puts on leather gloves and helmet/
First: Well, I'll be left alone!
I have two “windows”! /offers second boxing gloves/
If you want, put mine on!
A difficult day ahead!
Presenter 1: Our dear teachers!
On this holiday - Teachers' Day -
Forget all your worries
And look at the world more cheerfully.
You are always a source of light for us,
And the guys are all, as they say,
They bring you beautiful bouquets.
And for them the shine of your eyes -
The best reward for your efforts,
Better,than any of the praise.
And they have one desire:
Just to bring you joy.
Leading 2: For your sincere smile
And coldnt, and every student
He will instantly correct all his mistakes.
And it will not repeat them in the future.
You light the torch of knowledge for everyone,
The one that will never go out.
May your wishes come true,
May no trouble come to your home!
Leading 1: “Why don’t people fly like birds?” - asked the heroine of the classic play. The feeling of flight is familiar to artists and painters, poets and playwrights. An inspired flight to worlds where everything is possible, where the wildest creative fantasies come true.
Leading 2: Teachers can fly too. But not in the quiet of offices and studios, but in classrooms, together with children. Sometimes you almost physically feel howliftslesson participants Pushkin's poem, or beautifulI'm mathematical formula, or extraordinary physical experiment...
Leading 1: INasha life- lessons, children,
Yourslife- patient care.
We loveyou, like no one else in the world!
ANDwe repeat notfor beautiful words:
"We loveyou!"
Leading 1: Our musical number is for you. (Teacher, my dear teacher)
Leading 2: To youwe wishsuccess in work and service,
So thatyou kept trust and friendship in your family,
Beauty to you, health for many years,
Joy will not pass you by and adversity will leave you.
Toour answers were complete and smooth,
So thatyou checked your notebooks without any worries!
Leading 1: There is no more beautiful profession in the world–
Sourceknowledge you bring to children.
And oursthe teacher is our idol,
With whom we come to know the world.
ANDon this day we want to promise you,
That your work is not in vain,
And we will be able to convey to people
Minemind warmth of hearts and search excitement!
INautumn day, when at the threshold
The cold has already begun to breathe,
Schoolcelebrates Teacher's Day -
A holiday of wisdom, knowledge, labor.
Leading 2: Dayteachers! Listen with your heart
INthese sounds that are dear to us.
Everyone,what is associated with youth, with childhood,
Weowe it to teachers.
Leading 1: The bitterness of the first annoying mistake,
The sweetness of the first difficult victories–
Let everything be reflected in a smile,
Radiating wisdom and light.
Leading 1: Youalways young at heart,
Sharing work and joys with us,
Ourstrict, our relatives,
Patient teachers.
You give us a lot of strength
And love, no matter what.
How do you believe in us, that perhaps
No one can believe like that.
Not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow
The candle of that faith will not go out.
Presenter 2: This holiday is in the autumn glow
Walking towards us on painted carpets
Open with a gold key.
Teacher's everyday life is not easy
Teachers' holidays are short-lived.
Years fly by, students grow,
And you, despite any adversity
Stand firmly at the board
A living example of courage and duty.
Presenter 1: You can’t really understand Russia with your mind
And you can’t measure it with points in a magazine.
But we will live, fight and dream,
Accumulate love and grace in your soul.
So that, without stint, give to descendants
Discoveries, dreams and ideals,
Presenter 2: Autumn is sad. The leaves are rustling,
And not return to the joyful summer.
But bunches of rowan berries are so good,
The kids laugh so merrily,
That the heart is rushing to class again.
Presenter 1: And you are grateful to fate for this.
May everyone be warmed today,
And we sincerely wish you
Good luck, health and joyful years
And we congratulate you once again on the holiday!
Presenter 2: Live forever young.
Sharing the warmth of hearts among everyone,
Bow to the ground
To all of you, dear ones, thank you teachers!
Leading 1: Teacher! Let me humbly kneel before your name... What a joy it is to be useful to people, Teaches His Majesty - the People! Such miracles are performed by real teachers. Not the teacher who receives the upbringing and education of a teacher, but the one who has the inner confidence that he is, must be and cannot be otherwise. This confidence is rare and can only be proven by the sacrifices a person makes to his calling. L.Tolstoy.
Leading 2: Dear teachers!
You are Love and Devotion,
Faith and Patience.
Leading 1: You are joy and joy,
Suffering and Compassion.
You are the Truth and the Heart,
Conscience and Nobility.
Leading 2: You are Seekers and Givers,
Poor and Rich.
You are the Path Makers and
Artists of Life.
Leading 1: You are the Refuge of Childhood and
Cradle of Humanity.
You are the Smile of the Future and
Torch of the Present.
Leading 2: You are Teachers from God and
Creators of Beauty!
Leading 1: " Teacher" translated from Greek language means "schoolmaster". IN Ancient Greece There were special slaves who were assigned by aristocrats to accompany their children to school and look after them.
Leading 2: INXI century in Kievan Rus public schools were opened to train educated people from among warriors, boyars, “princely men». .. The spread of literacy in Rus' was carried out by people who were called “masters of literacy.”
Leading 1: For you, dear teachers, a musical number.(song beautiful word teacher)
Leading 2: ForYouwe have prepared tasks: “Guess the proverb if you know its meaning and explanation”
It depends on the person and his work his happiness, business success ( A rolling stone gathers no moss)
A person must be true to his word, no matter how difficult it may be for him to fulfill it . ( If you give your word, hold on, but if you don’t give it, be strong)
The proverb talks about longing for thosethose who are far from her. (On on the other side and spring is not red)
It’s better to do something slowly, and everything will turn out well and correctly. ( If you hurry, you will make people laugh).
Leading 2: We have prepared for younext task- You must remember the names of books in which the numeral “three” appears.
Sample answers:
"Three musketeer”, A. Dumas.
« Three bear”, L. Tolstoy.
"Three pig”, S. Mikhalkov.
« Three fat man,” Yu. Olesha.
« Three sisters”, A.P. Chekhov.
"Three V boat", Jerome K. Jerome.
Leading 2: We have prepared for younext task"By name of the dog guess the title of the work " - You must remember the names work of art, hint – the author of the work.
Sample answers:
Mumu (I. S. Turgenev “Mumu”)
Totoshka (A. Volkov “The Wizard of the Emerald City”)
Bug (N.G. Garin-Mikhailovsky “Childhood of the Subject”)
Artemon (A.N. Tolstoy “The Golden Key, or the Adventures of Pinocchio”)
Moska (I.A. Krylov “Elephant and Moska”).
Leading 1: We have prepared for you contest "How?What?Why? » (question-answer type).
What plant is popularly called stinging and biting? (Nettle.)
What invention did the burdock give us? (Velcro - textile fastener.)
Why do we wear mostly light-colored clothes in summer? ( White color reflects and scatters the beam).
Why doesn't the water in rivers and lakes freeze to the bottom? (Because ice is lighter than water. Cooled layers of water freeze on the surface with a crust of ice, and then ice and snow protect the water from freezing).
Why does a hedgehog hibernate during the winter, but a mole does not? (the hedgehog has nothing to eat, and the mole lives underground, where he has stockpiled).
What does a toad eat in winter? (It's okay, she's sleeping.)
EXAM
There are tickets and cheat sheets for them on the table. Test takers take a question, read it out loud, then take and read out any answer card.
Questions.
- Will you write notes to parents about their children’s bad behavior?
- Will there be class favorites soon? - Will you wake up a student who has fallen asleep in your lesson?
- Will you call parents to school?
- Will you tell jokes from time to time in class?
- Will you often be late for classes?
- Will you allow the use of cheat sheets?
-Are you going to use the pointer as a bladed weapon?
Answers.
- No way!
- I never even thought about this!
- May be. I'll think about this some more.
- You can’t wait!
- Look what you want!
- Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time.
- Maybe. It will depend on my mood.
- Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Bad advice (presentation)
Presenter 1: In aviation they strictly believe
How many hours did the pilot fly?
Few people know about the teacher.
How long did he stand at the board!
Presenter 2: How many notebooks did I check at night?
How many plans have I written in my life?
How many times have you believed a person?
And I punished myself for it
For wisdom and knowledge,
For your restless patience,
- For charm and beauty,
- For amazing optimism,
- For integrity and exactingness
- For dignity, for faith...
Together : Thank you very much!
♫ ____________________________________
Developing a script for Teacher's Day
Prepared by:
English teacher
Kostyuchenko Alevtina Aleksandrovna
Teacher: This house is amazing - a school. Everything is mixed up here: childhood and adulthood, science and art, dreams and reality. The school lives its own special life, and people who once came here at the call of their hearts will never leave this house teeming with passions.
There are two central figures in school: the teacher and the student. And let the children in this house scream only for joy, and let the wrinkles on the teachers’ faces be traces of smiles. This evening is dedicated to you, dear teachers.
Something very usual we started the holiday: teachers congratulate teachers. What about our students? After all, we work and live for them and for their sake. Over to them! (A presentation is shown during the holiday)
(Three presenters come out)
1- The beginning is dynamic!
2- Enchanting!
3- Fabulous!
1- This is because there are three of us!
2- So what?
3- I don’t see the connection...
1- Do you remember how it was with Alexander Sergeevich? "Three maidens by the window…"
2- You propose to weave canvases, throw a feast for the whole baptized world and...
1- No, no! Well, girls... I suggest you just dream... If only you and I were now in a fairy tale...
2- Why do we need a fairy tale? What is the logic in fairy tales?
1- Which one?
1.3- Well?
1.3- Ah-ah!
1- It’s a holiday, the teachers are dressed up, they came to rest... Do you want to offer them a hut on chicken legs?
2- And not a hut... Why just a hut?
3- Are there other options?
2- Yes! For example, a room... And “... the king enters the room, and the sovereign of that side.”
3- So, now there’s also a king! The Tsar, why did you drag him in?
2- It's not me. This is Pushkin...
1- Yeah. We Russians have one excuse: whatever, Pushkin right away...
3-Where can we get it?
2- Who? Pushkin?
3- King!
2-A...
1-Won’t the director come over?
2- Exactly! Our school. Our fairy tale. We do what we want!
3- Come on directors!
1- Who is our director today?
(Congratulations to the “director” - the student acting as the director)
If in your class... (“Harmful tips for Teacher’s Day”)
- If you hear snoring in your lesson,
Still, you shouldn’t be indignant; it’s better for you to lower your voice.
Suddenly, in a dream, like Mendeleev, the student will discover the law,
And science will advance for decades.
- If the student accurately reproduces your painting,
Puts it in diaries, tests, tests, report cards,
Don’t disgrace, don’t scold, so that you don’t die by accident
This young restorer has talent.
- If there are a lot of very bad kids in your class,
They all scream, fight, don’t swear, it’s useless.
Better take a pen with red and greasy paste
Put five on the sheet.
Explain that only you deserve this rating.
- If the children in your class like to text each other
And notes fly across desks like flocks of birds,
There is no need to stop this very important activity,
After all, speech is developing in constant correspondence,
And perhaps they will become Pushkin or Tolstoy.
1- I think the premise is successful.
2- We continue to develop the fairy tale plot.
3- Wait, but these same fairy-tale heroes are needed!
1- Which ones specifically?
3- Which... Traditionally... positive!
2- Most often, the positive hero in Russian fairy tales is a good fellow or a beautiful maiden.
1- I agree.
2- With what?
1- I agree to be a red girl.
3- Oh, really? Why not Vasilisa the Wise right away?
1- If only because I am Alina the Beautiful!
2- Girls, don’t quarrel. Alina, you understand, we are here in a slightly different capacity.
1-Which one?
3- And note: they are all extremely positive!
1- Kind
2- Fair
3- Selfless! For the students through fire and water...
1- And even into copper pipes!
2- And go there, I don’t know where, and get something, I don’t know what? This is not a problem for them at all!
3- And so beautiful that you can’t retell it in any lesson, no ballpoint pen can't describe it!
1- Therefore, I propose to show them all a beautiful room.
2- At your suggestion, at our command...
(Dance)
3- Okay, where will we look for the antipodes?
1- What?
3- I’ll explain it popularly: in any decent fairy tale, the positive hero is always opposed devilry: Baba Yaga, Leshy, some kind of Kikimora, devils...
2- Devils? Are they so small, cunning, nimble, constantly screaming and causing mischief?
3- Yes...
1- Does this description remind you of anyone?
2- Is this really...
1,2,3- Children!!!
1- So we have these devils, i.e. these children complete fairy tale, i.e. full school!
2- Let them show themselves! It’s useful for them, and it’s nice for the teachers!
3- There are some damn talented kids on stage.
(Ditties 3rd grade)
I'm not lazy at our school
Exercise every day.
For an A in work
I'll come on Sunday!
“We all love diaries,”
The students say
But in class, as always,
The student does not have a diary.
I really wanted to go to school
Went to bed very early
So I wouldn't be late
Yes, my alarm clock slept through
Mothers used to read to us
About the rabbits and the fox
Now let's read it ourselves
About love and about the moon.
Please, please explain,
Where is the north, where is the south,
Otherwise we’ll go to Africa -
We'll all be happy there.
Teach to distinguish
Suffixes with prefixes,
Mom will give me
Yoghurts with additives.
Tolik, greedy, didn’t give
Crunch some nuts!
I'll give him for it
Flash drive with viruses.
Nowadays the technology is what we need,
No need for fairy tales!
On my mobile phone now
Sends the whole class hints.
We hurry teachers
Congratulations on the holiday!
Maybe someone would like
Put “five” in your diary!
Fashion designers from 4th grade came to our party. Look what they offer us.
And listen to how your youngest students want you to be:
If I were a teacher... (childhood dreams)
If I were a teacher,
I wouldn't be very strict!
I would cancel it like a load
Mathematics and Russian!
I would take you to lessons
Five minutes only!
And then we would have fun:
Change - two weeks!
If I were a teacher,
That would help many people in life!
I would correct the deuces for everyone,
And I gave myself sixes!
I would introduce a lesson in fun,
Fun Day, Idle Day!
And I would hand them over in order
Chocolate for the answers!
But the teacher is probably
It is very difficult to become in life!
They say: there is no harm in dreaming!
It’s harmful not to dream in life!
1-Yes, that’s for sure: dreaming is not harmful.
2-Sometimes it’s harmful. Especially if you dream about school.
1-Why is this?
2-Yes, I know a dreamer here... See for yourself.
Sketch for Teacher’s Day “Wide-profile specialist”
To the sounds of the song “School Country”, the Head in a raincoat appears from behind a screen with a sign “Head of the Education Department” and is about to leave. Suddenly there is a knock.
Boss. Come in!
(A young specialist appears with a suitcase)
Young specialist: Hello!
Boss. Hello! What issue are you talking about?
Young specialist:(worried) I would really like to get a job as a teacher in any of the schools rural areas, that is, to any school in the Vyselkovsky district...
Boss. (joyfully) So, after graduating from the pedagogical institute, you are a young specialist? I am glad!
Young specialist:Yes, right after pedagogical institute. So I have a diploma. (hands the diploma to the Chief)
Boss. (reading) Pedagogical Institute, Faculty of Physics and Mathematics... Why come to us, in the countryside?
Young specialist:Of course, I am a city person, but I want romance. The village is such a romance, such a romance...
Boss. How old are you?
Young specialist: 22
Boss. Were you in the army?
Young specialist:What for? I’m, you know, going to the village, to the village...
Boss. For romance?
Young specialist: Yes!
Boss. This is good. We have a shortage of personnel, especially in very remote villages, in small schools.
Young specialist:(uncertain) Sorry, but why to a remote village? Maybe somewhere near the city. A village is a village everywhere...
Boss. No way! Romance is so romantic! Previously, we went to explore virgin lands. Romance too! Choose: to a small school or to the army?
Young specialist: Certainly , to teach mathematics in a small school.
Boss. There is already a mathematician with work experience there. And his results are quite good in math olympiads... But don’t be upset. I believe in my youth, I will find you a watch, I will even give you a bet, but in the aggregate.
Young specialist: How is that?
Boss. And it’s something like this: write down: 0.25 – music lessons...
Young specialist:But I don't know how to play musical instruments!
Boss. Nothing! If necessary, learn! Write further: 0.25 – chemistry, 0.25 – Russian language and 0.25 – primary classes.
Young specialist:What are primary classes for?
Boss. And this is instead of military service. There you will master all the necessary skills and abilities - from washing floors to holding holidays. All clear?
Young specialist: All.
Boss. Bon Voyage! I wish you success. Yes, there, unfortunately central heating No. In winter you will have to heat the stove with wood. So I’ll give you 0.25 times the rate of labor lessons, you’ll prepare firewood with the kids. Combine a labor lesson and natural history. Still, it’s better in nature than in a classroom... That’s probably all. Goodbye! Go to the HR department.
The boss is walking. The young specialist sighs and slowly wanders with his suitcase.
3- Whether we walked for a long time or for a short time, we came to the climax.
2- The climax in fairy tales, as a rule, is accompanied by fantastic, mysterious phenomena of a paranormal nature.
1- Can you say it simpler?
2- I can. We need a miracle. A simple, ordinary miracle.
1- I would have said so right away, otherwise “paranormal phenomena”...
3- Can you do a miracle?
1- Oh, she probably learned history for tomorrow’s lesson, that’s the miracle.
2- Nothing funny. I’ll learn history... maybe... But miracles really happen in our school.
3- Come on?
1- I doubt something.
2- How do you doubt?
1- Like a knight at a crossroads! If I go left, I’ll get to class. I’ll go to the right and I’ll get to the head teacher. I'll go straight to the director! No matter how you turn around, there is only pedagogy all around! And you say miracles...
3- And pedagogy is a real miracle science! Well, who else besides teachers can turn Ivan the Fool into Ivan Tsarevich, and raise Marya the Artisan from Lenivitsa? And in general, teachers’ salaries are low?
1- Small.
3- Large.
2- They should cry
1- Yeah.
2- And they smile! Isn't this a miracle?
3- And they do it right! After all, when teachers smile, students immediately want to
1- Raise your hand and go to the board?
3- No, they want to sing!
2- Dear teachers, this song is for you!
Song to the tune of “Our Neighbor”
- Dear teachers, let's start singing songs,
It’s not always just everyday life, you have to have holidays.
Sad and despondent people do little good in their work,
If you don’t know how to have fun, that means you’re not a teacher!
- Never forget what Makarenko said:
“I wouldn’t let gloomy teachers close to children!
What kind of teacher is this, he can’t sing songs,
Without a smile, without fun, we can all die.
Chorus: there-there-tara-ra-ra-there-there
- If you repeat one science to us all century,
You are a teaching robot, a very boring person.
Yes, and in this training you can also suffer,
We can run away from such a machine gun.
Chorus: there-there-tara-ra-ra-there-there
- Such is your lot - you must live in a new spirit,
If “rap” is in fashion today, you need to learn “rap”.
And don’t complain about the years, our glorious friends,
You are 18 today, you can’t be older.
Chorus: there-there-tara-ra-ra-there-there
Leading: On holidays we always remember something kind, cheerful and funny. So we remembered a funny school rhyme about 11 verbs - exceptions. Sometimes, repeating it to ourselves, it’s as if we are returning to our childhood, to our home class, to our favorite teachers. I would like to wish all of you that in your Everyday life there were more such joyful exceptions!
We wish you:
Drive away from sad thoughts, bad mood and boredom;
Breathe in the new academic year with full breasts;
Hold control yourself even in the most extreme situations;
Depend only from one’s own principles, and not from the opinions of others;
See everything is only in its true light;
Hear only approval from superiors and gratitude from students;
Don't offend by word or deed of people close to you, and also
Tolerate adversity if it befalls you;
twirl fate in the direction you need;
Hate laziness, ignorance and hypocrisy not only in others, but also in oneself and
Look in the mirror with pleasure.
Song "We wish you happiness"
- In a school where crazy people are running,
A round dance is spinning in my head.
And the teacher will enter the class,
To start the lesson.
You work here all day after day,
School is your second home,
You connected your soul with her
Many years to come as a knot.
Chorus: We wish you happiness,
Happiness in this big world,
Like the sun in the morning
Let it come into the house.
We wish you happiness,
And it should be like this
When you're happy yourself
- We want to congratulate you without any fuss
Our dear teachers
And all the best
To wish in life.
You always have no peace at school.
Here you have sunset and here you have dawn.
Every day America
We need to open it.
What is this? Why such a sad melody?
This is the denouement.
Already?
Well, this thing doesn’t get done quickly, but the fairy tale tells itself quickly!
But it turned out to be a good fairy tale, right?
Good. And although a fairy tale is a lie, it must definitely contain...
Hint! Good fellows...
-...yes to the red girls...
- … lesson!
What is the lesson in our fairy tale?
Simple: our dear, dear teachers! Take all your sorrows, problems, worries and failures
Seal them in a barrel, tar it and...
And you will live like in a fairy tale...
Happily ever after!!!