Traditional gifts and cards are, of course, great, but what could be better and more fun than a congratulations scene arranged for a woman’s anniversary, which will clearly demonstrate your love for the birthday girl, amuse the guests and diversify the standard feast?
Such scenes imply a huge variety, but the most popular are funny actions that are not at all difficult to fit into any.
Fishing
Interesting, but somewhat indecent funny scene called "Fishing".
To organize the scene you will need three male volunteers, three fishing rods, and three pairs of decorative family panties. The degree of dress of the fishermen will depend entirely on the standards adopted in a particular company, but the point of the scene is that there should always be at least one more underwear and decorative underpants.
So, the presenter broadcasts a text like: “The first fisherman cast his fishing rod to try his luck.” And after these words, the elastic band in the underpants of the first fisherman bursts, they fall, and everyone sees the inscription “we wish that.” Next, the presenter says: “The second fisherman also decided to try his luck,” and at this moment the same thing happens to the second fisherman, the linen falls, and the inscription “everything” is revealed. And then the third fisherman takes a good swing and casts his fishing rod, but his elastic band also bursts, and under his shorts there is the inscription “dreams come true.”
After this, the hero of the day receives a symbolic gift in the form of a souvenir fish or in the form of a live goldfish in a nice aquarium with a solemn wish of great success and good luck.
New Russian
Very popular and usually well received by guests funny scenes. For example, you can organize a congratulation on behalf of the new Russian.
A moneybag in a crimson jacket and a massive gold chain around his neck walks into the room with a casual gait. At the same time, he is waving a wad of souvenir dollars. He goes on a tirade like this:
- What are you saying, Masha, is it really a birthday girl today? Well... I wish you that everything in life will be completely fine, that your clearing will always be richly covered, and that there will be a trough of money. And for your promotion, here’s a little capital.
The bucks are solemnly handed over to the birthday girl. The moneybags drinks a glass and continues:
– If you have any problems or misunderstandings, contact me, we’ll sort it out. I wish you a truly happy, rich and peaceful life.
At this point, the new Russian either leaves or joins the general fun.
Kangaroo
Scenes for a woman’s anniversary can also be improvised. “Kangaroo” usually becomes a cheerful and universally admired improvisation. The leader takes the volunteer into the next room and carefully ensures that others do not peek or eavesdrop.
The presenter names the volunteer an animal that he must portray. After 5-10 minutes, the volunteer, having prepared himself, leaves the room and begins to imitate. Before this, the presenter informs those present that the volunteer will portray a real kangaroo, and they must plausibly pretend that they absolutely do not understand anything.
The result is a kangaroo that suddenly has a fit of rabies.
Police officer
In order for the guests not to immediately realize that a joke is taking place, it is better to involve a man with whom the hero of the day is not familiar with the costume performance. It is better to agree with others present in advance.
So, in the midst of the celebration, an unexpected doorbell rings. A policeman in real uniform comes in and introduces himself as the new district police officer, Kozlov (or others). He makes this speech:
- Okay, everyone stay put. Let's celebrate, then? Are we drinking, sir? And who will you be, citizen? Ershova (the surname of the hero of the day is substituted)? There was an anonymous complaint about you. We usually don’t consider anonymous letters, but this case is extremely interesting. We found out that you have at home alcohol mashine. Why not? Why are there so many bottles on the table? From the shop? Where does the money come from?
2 witnesses are appointed in advance from among the guests. When ordered, they stand up.
– What if, citizen, your yeast is expired or your sugar is contaminated with bird flu? Here we need to take action. In such cases, it is impossible to do without an examination. I can’t check, I’m on duty, but please pour some for the guests.
When the guests are about to drink, the policeman exclaims:
- Why should I write in the protocol if you haven’t even introduced yourself? Stop. You will have to personally conduct the examination at natural risk to your life.
The policeman is pouring.
- The vodka is good, but it’s a little strong, it won’t hold much. Mistress, the examination clearly showed that you are a top-level apparatus worker. It’s somehow embarrassing to take away props on a holiday. Ah, the protocol doesn’t work out well at all. Pour some more. Do you have any snacks? I came by the smell. My salary is small, like your stack. So, during the examination it was established that the hostess loves to organize parties and fun, that she is loved by everyone and serves guests with quality drinks. A lot of food was bought for the holiday, and at the anniversary so many people were fed to their fill.
In order for the anniversary to be a success, you should give free rein to your imagination. A holiday limited only to a standard feast will never be memorable and interesting. A great idea would be to arrange a fireworks display or a ride on ATVs, horses or boats on the surface of the lake.
Birthday is one of the most important holidays for a person, because it is on this day that his birth is celebrated. An unusual, memorable birthday is the most best holiday, which can be celebrated, and this day is especially decorated with small scenes: they are most often prepared for the birthday person in advance (but there may also be improvisations during the event). A festive evening with scenes, as a rule, is remembered by all guests and the hero of the occasion for a long time, remaining a bright, vivid memory, so they are often used during any celebrations.
To give you an idea of how you can decorate a celebration for the birthday boy, here are several scenes of varying degrees of complexity depending on the plot.
Cool scene “Birthday Doctor”
You will need:
- white robe,
- doctor's glasses,
- scrubs for nurses,
- stethoscope,
- suitcase.
The presenter says that health is one of important nuances There is a wonderful gift for both the person and the birthday person - the Birthday Doctor is ready to help him by providing elite, high-quality medical services completely free of charge in honor of the holiday. Nurses and a doctor come through the door. 
Doctor (speaks broken Russian, so the text has a specific spelling): “How are you feeling, citizens? I have a profession: Birthday Doctor, I understand birthdays, as well as birthday people! At this moment, the nurses smile widely. Afterwards the doctor says: “ I need to examine my patient, come here, girls!” The nurses approach the birthday boy, listen to his pulse and notice that it is rapid. The doctor says that this is a very, very dangerous sign and you will need to listen to your breathing. Nurses place a stethoscope on the “patient’s” chest and listen. The doctor exclaims: “ Oh, you need to measure the patient’s temperature to make a final diagnosis, but in any case, I can heal you!” The nurses immediately kiss the “patient” on the forehead and say that he has a fever and, as one of the symptoms, there is redness of the skin on his face. Doctor: " Now I understand everything completely and irrevocably! The man is sick, but I can heal him, it’s within my power! His diagnosis is acute birthday of the Nth degree(according to the number of years of the birthday person) and there is only one remedy - I’ll get it now, and the patient will recover very quickly. Just trust me, dear, I have an effective medicine!”
The doctor takes out a bottle of alcohol from a suitcase (you can have a cake from a box for non-drinkers). The nurses help give the hero of the day “medicine”, and they can kiss him, and the people around him praise the doctor and rejoice at the healing of the “patient”.
Sketch “Magic and no fraud”
Characters: Magician, Assistant, White Rabbit, Pigeon. Suits:
The host says that he will make a stunning surprise especially for the hero of the occasion: there will be an invited guest - a magician and a very wizard high level. The Sorcerer appears with his beautiful Assistant. He holds a box in his hands. The assistant announces: “ I solemnly present to the public the most mysterious and magical illusionist-magician - Mr. Pudvin!” Having bowed, the illusionist places the box on the table. Assistant: " Mr. Pudvin speaks and understands Russian quite poorly, so I will comment on his exciting, magical performances. Are you ready to see miracles? The assistant at this moment asks the birthday boy to give him something of his own, a small object, such as a watch, and puts it in a box. The sorcerer puts on a mysterious look, reads a spell and makes magical passes with his hands, but absolutely nothing happens - the trick failed.
Assistant with a smile: “ Sorry, we've experienced a minor technical problem. I suppose your watch was expensive, it must have been from a Swiss company?” The illusionist tries, but no magic comes out. The assistant begins to smile even wider and says: “ Wait a little longer, please, comrades, Great Pudvin is not in shape today, sorry for the inconvenience. Or maybe Mr. Birthday boy will try his own strength in the magical arts? And he invites the hero of the occasion to cast a magic spell, and when he says any invented word, the White Rabbit immediately runs into the hall to funny music and makes funny movements. Assistant: " Yes, Mr. Birthday Boy, you undoubtedly have great abilities in magic, because you managed to perform one of the most difficult acts of an illusionist. Maybe you can say another magic spell? Will you show us all your strength? When the birthday boy says the magic phrase, a Dove immediately “flies” into the hall to the solemn music, “spins” a little (runs in circles around the room) and “flies away” (leaves). Assistant: " Our hero of the occasion undoubtedly has great abilities in magic, so let's applaud him for that! 
So, take a seat with the guests, you have successfully dealt with everything, you even showed us more, and Mr. Magician will try to disenchant your watch for you!” The illusionist fiddles with the box in which the watch was placed and pulls it out along with a large clock (can be a wall clock, or just a good electronic alarm clock with a radio or other device), which was prepared in advance as a gift for the birthday boy. The assistant (possibly together with the Dove and the Rabbit, as well as by agreement with other people for mass participation) congratulates the birthday boy and wishes him unique moments in life, more miracles and the fulfillment of his dreams. Pudwin and Assistant bow. Then the presenter enters the hall and brings with him a saw with the words: “ And now we will show you an incredibly dramatic and dangerous trick - sawing the Assistant" Immediately the Assistant, screaming, runs away in horror.
Sketch about Chicken Ryaba
One of the guests puts on a Ryaba Hen costume (false wings made of cardboard or material, a comb) and puts three boxes in his pocket, which will play the role of three eggs.
Chicken Ryaba: “ I came to wish you a happy birthday and brought a gift. So take not an ordinary egg, but a golden one, it will fulfill your wishes.” You can put money in one box and hand it over with the words: “ Accept the magic papers that your wishes will come true!” In another box you can give a decoration: “ May your life be beautiful!"In the third - candy: " May your life be as sweet as this candy!”
Sketch about Kolobok
The scene requires several characters: Kolobok, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox. Kolobok comes out carrying a bouquet of flowers. — I will come to the holiday soon and bring flowers to the birthday boy/girl. Stops the Kolobok Hare: - Give me the flowers, I’ll give them to the bunny, I like them very much. - I won’t give you flowers, Hare. Narvi is better off in the field. And he “rolled” further. Stops Kolobok Wolf: - Wow, what flowers, so beautiful and fragrant, give them to me - I’m just on my way to the she-wolf! - Evil Wolf, I won’t give you the flowers, you won’t receive them, I’m bringing them to the birthday boy. And again he “rolled” further.
Stops Kolobok the Bear: - Can you find a smoke? What is this broom in your hand? Maybe you can give it to me? “I won’t give you the flowers, I won’t give you the flowers, just as I didn’t give them to the Hare and the Wolf!” And you will have no use! He pushes the Bear aside and leaves. The Fox meets on the way: - Kolobok, Kolobok, what is this? beautiful bouquet at your place? Is this all for me? Come on, let me look and smell the flowers! “I won’t give it to you, just as I won’t give it to the others, because I’m bringing flowers to the birthday boy!” He approaches the main hero of the occasion and says: - I left the Hare, the Wolf, the Fox and the Bear, I outwitted everyone - and here, dear birthday boy, this gift is for you!
Sketch “Little Brownie Kuzya” (birthday greetings for the hostess)
A man with disheveled hair and a beard (can be fake) will play the role of Brownie, and it is best to put a colored shirt on him. The brownie comes up to the Mistress and says: - Hostess, happy birthday! You clean your apartment well and everything is clean. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, may your soul be as clean as your apartment. All the best to you! And he takes out a broom from behind his back: - Accept this as a gift, you can steam (or clean), and I will always keep an eye on your home!
A short scene from the “new Russian”
It is necessary to dress one of the guests in the style of the “new Russian”: a crimson jacket, a gold chain (an imitation of one would also work), rings on the fingers. The character can finger his rosary at this time.
A new Russian comes to the celebrants and says: - Are you having a real birthday? Oops, I didn’t know, but I have a gift in store here. And he takes out an envelope with money from his pocket: - Here, take it, it will be for you to promote the company. And if someone suddenly comes at you, we can cover you up. Happy birthday, in short!
Congratulations for a girl from the Chukchi
For this scene we need someone who can play the Chukchi. He must be dressed in fur clothes (like the Chukchi ones). “In Chukotka, every walrus knows that a birthday is a good holiday, but may your reindeer always be fed, may there always be plenty of bread and butter, and may there always be enough of everything.” Wait - now I’ll present you with an honorary document! “I’m handing you a document, thanks to which you will be able to hunt any man and shoot at the stronger sex with your little eyes!” Happy birthday, though!
Cleaning woman
For this scene, two people are needed - the host who will congratulate the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady. The character of the cleaning lady will need a floor rag, an old worn robe and two identical (preferably) buckets. The skit begins with the host coming to the guests and congratulating the birthday boy with a solemn speech. Then a cleaning lady suddenly appears and begins to wash the floors with a serious look and quietly grumble, saying that there are all sorts of people walking around here, they left a trail, now clean up after them. The presenter sternly addresses the cleaning lady, saying, what are you doing here, what are you allowing yourself to do, how is this possible, here we are celebrating the birthday of one very good and beloved person! The cleaning lady resists for a long time, says that later, later, grumbles indicatively. Then he puts the bucket behind the curtain and says that he will leave, but first he will empty the bucket. Behind the curtain there is a second, pre-prepared bucket with confetti, rain, colored and shiny papers, tinsel, flower petals (you can cut out butterflies from colored paper), which the cleaning lady takes and “pours” onto the birthday boy. At this time, the presenter congratulates him on his birthday and gives him a gift. Any holiday - not just a person’s birthday - can be decorated with a scene that will be the highlight, the pearl of the celebration and will remain in people’s memory for a long time.
A little theatrical performance will always be a beautiful frame for any event, making it more lively and interesting.
After all, most often the atmosphere plays a bigger role than just “indicative” gifts, and first of all, how you present your gift is important (of course, the gift itself also has great importance, it would be stupid to deny). Celebrate, make others happy and be happy yourself! Surely some of the scenes given as examples in this article will be useful to you or will inspire you to create new ones. Go for it! Cool stuff awaits you in the next video congratulatory scene happy birthday from 4 girls and 4 guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrkhftqM3bY
IN modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with interesting scenario You don’t need a lot of time, but just pick some cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.
Organization of funny skits
In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.
Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.
The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.
It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.
Good wishes from the magic chicken
One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.
After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.
When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.
Now exists big choice kinders (with cars, houses or various little people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.
In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.
In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.
Scene script:
- The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
- There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
- They knock again. This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around.
The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up.
- There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
- A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
- The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
- The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
- The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover!
After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.
Funny name day scenes on video
Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:
Funny scenes for the birthday boy
This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.
A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to connect another medical staff, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.
After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.
- First and last name.
- Age: in the prime of life.
- Pulse: cannot be measured.
- Blood type: many red cells.
- Heart rate: happy.
- Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
- Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
- Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
- Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.
Congratulations sketch for a man
Men have a lot individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on your birthday.
Play funny scenes for an anniversary it is possible at the moment when gifts are given. Gifts are funny, you need to show everything you do.
Gift - basin.
The words are:
For our anniversary we give a basin,
You can wash the floors in it,
You can also milk cows,
you can pick berries,
burp after being drunk,
you can take a bath with it,
it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash clothes in it,
you can wash your butt,
you can sow flour in it
and hang it on a bitch,
you can ride down the hill, oh
n will always be useful to you,
and when it happens (50, 60...) we will come to you again,
prepare okroshka for us,
find a bigger spoon
We'll pour okroshka into the basin,
That’s how we’ll celebrate the anniversary,
in general, you keep it,
don't break it, don't crumple it,
don’t leave it in the yard and put it back, with
congratulations on your anniversary,
We want to drink everything now,
some from the pile, some from the pile, and we will drink from it!
Gift - birch broom.
We couldn't give you birth
Buy expensive gifts
But this birch broom
Can we give from the heart
On Saturday you will take a steam bath with a broom
Do you remember your noisy anniversary?
And your health will increase a lot
From fragrant fragrant branches
Gift - galoshes.
We couldn't on your birthday
Buy a unique gift
But here are rubber galoshes
Can we give from the heart
You will wear them in damp weather
And you’ll go around the dacha with the style
And, of course, for your garden
You will hardly find better shoes.
Take care, don’t throw them anywhere
After you wash it, dry it in the shade
May they serve you with good fame
All gifts from a pure soul
When arranging funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary, dress up - put on scarves, beads and sing ditties.
Funny and for birthdays - scenarios, games, competitions birthday - birthday - new - from birth. Happy holidays. toasts, sms, sms. poetry
23.05.2010, 12:241. Cool competitions"Line"
Assemble two teams: one of men, the other of women.
At the leader’s signal, the players of each team begin to take off their clothes (whatever they want) and lay them out in a line. Each team has its own line.
Winner: The team that made the longest line of clothing.
2. "Tape"
Required: several very long ribbons
Every lady holds in right hand ribbon twisted into a ball. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady.
The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.
3. birthday contests "Zoo" (for 8 or more people)
The players stand in a circle. The presenter whispers a role to everyone: “hippopotamus” or “eagle”. Everyone hugs each other's shoulders. When the presenter says “eagle!” loudly to everyone, the “eagles” tuck both legs. When “hippopotamus!”, they draw their legs under them. There will be even more fun if suddenly in a large company there is a clear minority of certain “animals”.
4. Competition "Associations" (for 4 or more people)
The presenter leaves the room, and the rest decide who will be guessed. Then the presenter tries to guess the person based on his abstract description. The presenter asks leading questions. For example: “If this person were... a cloud (a tree, a monkey, a hanger, a Snow Maiden), then what would he look like (run, fly, play hockey?).” It is necessary to compare and guess. A very fun game.
5. Funny competition for Vilka's birthday
Required: forks and thread.
Several male/female pairs participate.
The forks are tied to the belt at approximately knee level (select experimentally) at the back. The goal of the game is to face each other and engage with forks.
Attention. Skirts on girls are not a hindrance! The difficulty can be adjusted by the length of the thread.
6. Birthday "Pencil" competition
Teams in which men and women alternate must pass from first to last a simple pencil, and it is passed clamped between the nose and upper lip of the players! Naturally, you cannot touch the pencil with your hands, but everything else can be touched with your hands.
7. Competition "Ring"
A large group (of any age) stands in the order M--F--M--F--M--F. Each participant takes a toothpick (match) into his mouth. The first thing to put on a match is a ring (any ring, maybe a wedding ring).
The point of the game: pass the ring along the chain (from match to match), naturally, without the help of hands, to the last participant.
8. Competition "Girlfriend's Leg" at a birthday party
In the room, ladies sit on chairs, 4-5 people. They show the man that his wife (friend, acquaintance) is sitting among them and he is taken to another room and blindfolded TIGHTLY. At this moment, all the women change seats, and among them (for color) 1-2 men sit down. Everyone bares one leg (just above the knees) and lets in a man with a bandage. He is squatting, touching everyone's bare leg with his hands in turn, and must recognize his wife. There is nothing very scary, but the jokes are rubbish. There are many options. And the man “climbs” on the legs for a long time, and sometimes he doesn’t recognize the “wife,” well, and if he pointed at another man, saying that this is my wife (and he’s wearing a stocking to hide his hair), it will be a complete FUCK. Then all the men will want it, they won’t be able to drag it away!!!
9. Best competition at the Rhinos birthday party
Necessary: balloons (1 for each), regular thread, adhesive plaster, push pin (1 for each)
Quantity - the more, the better. The game can be either a team game or every man for himself.
The balloon is inflated and tied with a thread around the waist (the balloon should be at the level and area of the buttocks). The button is used to pierce a piece of adhesive tape and stick it on the player's forehead. This procedure is done with each participant. Then each player must fold his hands on his chest or behind his back (he cannot use them during the game), or he can tie them. After all these preparations, the start is given (a certain amount of time is set - for a team game, after the time has elapsed, whoever survived is counted; and for the game, every man for himself - the game is played to the last), after which the player’s task is to pierce the enemy’s ball with a button on the forehead (not using your hands). It all looks simply amazing, the main thing is that there are more people.
Winner: the one who remains with the whole ball.
10. Fun competition at the birthday party "Sniffers"
Necessary: many different objects are tied on strings and hidden in a bag.
They call a volunteer and blindfold him. When the eyes are blindfolded, the leader takes one of the prepared items dangling on a rope from the bag and brings it to the volunteer’s nose. You need to determine without the help of your hands, only through the sense of smell: what kind of thing it is. You guessed it, you will get this very thing as a gift... The very first one is given something simpler, like an apple. The rest, inspired by the example, will then stand in line. It can be very funny when an unfortunate sniffer pokes his nose, for example, into a suspended can of beer, which is dangling back and forth... Finally, it comes to the point that volunteers are given scented condoms to smell. The volunteer sucks in air with all his might, and the people just crawl under the furniture out of laughter. You can also let them smell the bills. And if he guesses right, then let him tell you what denomination the money was. Practice shows that there is always someone who is able to guess the dignity by smell...
11. Competition "Balloon Hunt"
Required: inflated balloons
Evening dresses are not a hindrance. Inflated balloons are tied to the ankles; in the absence of balloons or there are not enough of them for everyone, you can replace them with “rubber products” (tested - no worse). On command, everyone rushes to eat each other's balls with their feet, trying to protect theirs. The game continues until the last ball.
The winner is the owner of that very last ball. The game is very stormy, noisy, fun, but, unfortunately, fast (but there are a lot of impressions).
12. Fun game"Tomato"
First, an exciting game is played: a small denomination bill is placed on a table or stool between two players, and at the signal from the leader, it must be slapped on top first. To stir up the excitement, you can even give it to the winner, and take the next bet from the loser. Further, the rules become more complicated, the players are blindfolded.
And when everything is ready, the presenter exchanges the bill for a tomato before the signal! Both hit him at the same time, the audience rejoices.
13. Funny competition "Ya-y-ytsa"
Required: a dozen boiled eggs
A dozen eggs are placed in a bowl. One of them is raw, the presenter warns. And the rest are boiled. You need to break an egg on your forehead. Whoever comes across something raw is the bravest one. Participants take turns coming up and taking an egg.
In fact, the eggs are all boiled, and the last participant gets the prize - he consciously took the risk of becoming everyone's laughing stock.
14. Fun game "Maze"
Required: several long ropes.
A labyrinth of one, two or three ropes is created in the room so that the player, while passing through it, must step somewhere and sit down somewhere. By inviting another player from next room, they explain to him that he must go through the maze blindfolded, having previously memorized the location of the ropes, and the audience will give him hints.
When he is blindfolded, the ropes are removed! And the audience continues to tell him what to do, laughing without giving away the secret of the rope maze)
15. Competition "Chief Accountant"
On large sheet Whatman paper depicts various signs scatteredly. They need to be quickly counted, and counting should be done like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, three marks, two dollars, etc.
Winner: whoever counts correctly, without getting lost, reaching the farthest bill.
16. Birthday competition "Pass the hat"
All competition participants stand in two circles - internal and external. One participant has a hat on his head, he needs to pass it around in his own circle, there is only one condition - pass the hat from head to head without touching it with your hands.
The team in which the number one privateer is again in the cap wins.
17. Competition "Harvest"
The task of the players of each team is to move the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using their hands.
18. Competition "Let's make caps"
Participants are invited to look from a distance at a set of cans of various sizes and shapes. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard from which they must cut out the lids so that they exactly match the holes of the cans.
Winner: The one with the most lids matching the can openings exactly.
19. Funny competition "Piglets"
For this competition, prepare some delicate dish - for example, jelly. The participants' task is to eat it as quickly as possible using matches or toothpicks.
20. Competition "Banker"
Required: 2-3 jars with lids. Fill the jars with coins and make slits in the lid.
The “banker” will be the one who will be the fastest to shake out the contents of his jar of coins through a narrow slot in the lid, without resorting to the help of foreign objects.
Cool script for a woman's birthday - - collection of poems - book-poetry.ru
As a rule, a woman’s birthday is organized by her relatives and closest people. The husband and children are faced with the task of making this holiday unique, bright and unforgettable, allowing her to feel loved, desired and the only one.To do this, you first need to decide on the venue. festive event. Traditional home gatherings entail evening washing of dishes and cleaning, which will not please the birthday girl very much. It is better to choose a cozy restaurant or cafe with a pleasant interior and soft, calm music. In addition, you need to take care of decorating the room in advance - garlands, Balloons, vases with flowers and small posters with congratulations. Of course, this is all individual, and depends on the number of guests invited, the age of the birthday girl, her tastes and preferences.
The search for a gift should also be taken very seriously. Be sure to choose a beautiful bouquet of flowers - this is an indispensable attribute of any women's holiday. Well, the main gift can be jewelry, books, paintings, all kinds of expensive accessories, in general, everything that your beloved woman, wife and mother dreams of. If you want to give a fairly expensive gift, you can invite all your invited friends, family and relatives to buy it together. Let everyone contribute a certain part of the total amount - such a solution will be quite acceptable.
And so everyone gathered for festive table. The birthday girl is in the center, cordially welcoming guests and accepting congratulations and gifts. As a rule, the husband makes the first toast in honor of the hero of the occasion. It would be great if it was a poem dedicated to your beloved wife.
Children should also prepare properly - you can sing a congratulatory song, give homemade items and crafts to your mother.
During the feast, it is necessary to give each guest the opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl, say warm words to her and give her a memorable gift.
To prevent your guests from getting bored, organize a few fun entertainment competitions. For example, the “Karaoke Competition”, according to which each participant must perform a song one way or another dedicated to the birthday girl. As a rule, there are no losers or winners in this competition, but there is a lot of fun, joy and positive emotions!
After this, you can invite everyone gathered to dance a little. Fast and slow dancing to your favorite tunes will come in handy on such a festive evening.
Also during the birthday celebration, you can hold a competition called “Portrait of the Birthday Girl.” To do this, all participants are divided into two teams. Each team is given one piece of paper and pencils or markers. The task is to paint a portrait, but each participant can draw only one part assigned to him. For example, the first one draws the outline of the face, the second one draws the eyes, the third one draws the nose, and so on. The birthday girl is given the role of judge. The team that completes the task better and faster wins.
In the intervals between competitions, everyone present is invited to the table, at which they can also arrange quizzes, for example, with riddles for adults.
Make sure that in entertainment events Absolutely all the guests participated. After all, the holiday will be unforgettable only if everyone is having fun, dancing and singing from the heart, giving each other their own and positive emotions.
At the end of the evening, you can hold a competition for the best dance, the winner of which will be the hero of the occasion!
Scenario for celebrating the anniversary (birthday) of a woman named Elena
Other scenarios
The script can easily be remade for a woman with a different name using other materials from the site.
Presenter:
You are happy, dear Elena,
Worthy like no other!
You are a flawless queen,
Great success awaits you in everything!
Happy anniversary,
We wish you great happiness,
After all, everyone knows - there is no doubt,
That our life is one moment.
Let humor, jokes and smiles
Here they fly around like flying fish.
And we ask you to always be like this -
Cheerful, joyful, simple.
And protecting the bright years,
So that adversity passes by.
For the hundredth anniversary
A group of friends will come.
Celebrate your anniversary with a smile.
Champagne is poured into glasses.
The guests perform an old gypsy romance for the hero of the occasion (two can sing, and everyone else picks up the chorus):
THE GLASSES ARE POURED, THERE IS A REFLECTION OF AMBER IN THEM,
AND FACES LIGHT UP LIKE SPRING DAWN!
WITH WINE, MEANING IS CARRYED AWAY, IT BECOME LIGHTER,
AND A TOAST IN THE HEART ASKS: WE DRINK TO THE ANNIVERSARY!
OUR CHOIR SINGS AN ANCIENT CHANT, THE CHAMPAGNE IS FLOWING IN A RIVER
IN HONOR OF OUR BEAUTIFUL AND BELOVED LENA DEAR!
WHAT COULD BE MORE WONDERFUL, WHEN, THAT LOVE,
YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL MEET YOU WITH A SONG!
LET THE EVENING BEGINN AS A NEW CIRCLE OF LIFE,
AND ALL DREAMS COME TRUE, AND EVERYTHING BLOWERS AROUND!
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA,
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, drink up
Musical pause. Then a toast is made to the parents.
(calls them by first name and patronymic)
We are all just children in this world,
Parents are owed everything
Let's drink to them while standing,
We love you, we need you!
After the guests have eaten a little, the host holds a competition to see how well the guests know the hostess of the holiday.
Three pairs of guests are called, some sit on chairs, and partners stand behind.
The first question is asked:
1. On what day of the week was Elena born?
The couple who knows the answer to the question must give the sign by crowing the rooster “KU-ka-re-ku!!!” loud!
Then just answer the question. The competition is very funny.
2. What is the name of your first love?
3. What was the assessment in physics?
4. In what maternity hospital was you born?
You can ask absolutely no matter what questions, the very process of observing the subjects is already delightful.
After a short pause, offer to give gifts.
To do this, you can use a song to the tune of “What do you need?”
We chose a gift for you, oh, all together
Suddenly we got a nervous tremor,
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed
But where to get it, where to get what you want.
We're shopping in droves, oh! We went, oh! Went!
We wanted to get you a diamond brooch!
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed,
But where can I get it, but where can I get what you want?
And we bought you a treasured gift
And our nervous trembling passed
We bought you what we could, what we could
Take it whether you like it or not!
Gave a gift.
The host is holding a competition of adjectives, for example starting with the letter L. You must first come up with (ask the guests) 9 adjectives. Then insert them into the text. It usually turns out funny. Give the resulting copy to Elena as a souvenir.
We came to _______(1)________festival, to ___________(2)____________Elena,
To_______(3)___________congratulate you on your ____________(4)______________anniversary.
Eat________________(5)____________food, give________(6)__________gifts.
And leave _______________(7)________in a mood. Remembering____________(8)__________anniversary
until the end of my___________(9)________________life.
Fill the next break with a sweet tooth contest.
Competition for adults "Congratulations"
For this competition, two or more participants are called, depending on how many candies you have. 4 pieces of candy prepared in advance (lollipop is much funnier).
Participants are invited to tell Elena or wishes.
Then the host offers to open one candy and continue pouring out their wishes.
The congratulators also put the next candy into their mouths and continue to give compliments.
Then we open another candy and put it in our mouth, and congratulate you on three lollipops.
The fourth candy will be for reserve so that the widest-mouthed can try their hand at the competition.
The winner is the participant who, with the most amount of candy, was able to at least mutter something.
To entertain your guests, hold a few more competitions, for example:
"Fashion Designer"
If your guests are really having fun and you don’t have any more left, I offer an excellent competition in which no preparation is needed, but a roll toilet paper you will find in stock.
Props: Toilet paper
The team consists of two people:
Fashion designer and test subject...
From a roll of toilet paper, you need to build an outfit.
The audience decides whose outfit is better.
The hero of the day rewards the best teams with rolls of toilet paper.
If all the guests gave gifts and congratulated the hero of the day, sing a song - a toast
Remade song. Motif "Robin Hearing a Voice"
A remade song to congratulate a woman on her birthday, name day.
Today is your birthday
We came hastily to congratulate you
And wish you success and work
Leave the happy one with gifts
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
Here's to a glorious anniversary.
You won't go to bed early today
Listening to all our wishes!
And only then, dear, will you understand,
How we love you gentle creature!
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
Here's to a glorious anniversary.
If the guests have enough fun, play with them games and competitions.
Other games, sweepstakes, competitions
Have a nice anniversary evening
An anniversary is a big holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one common feature- be funny.
Costume performances
The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.
Traffic police inspector and hunters
Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.
Progress of the scene
Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they broke the rules traffic and were stopped by the inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate him good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.
Technical inspection
Conclusion of the traffic police
- The condition is excellent.
- The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.
- Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
- Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
- Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
- The owner must remember that for normal operation The vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
- The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.
Italian guests
This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento e druzente – lubente alcoholento pipento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Come to the devil in the middle of nowhere and tell me at least something! Translator: We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator: We would like to wish you good health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in your wallet and your belly was always full! Translator: May it accompany you through life financial well-being and lasting happiness. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento na krysento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Posminente nascente priezdante – italiano podarente. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.
Strange salaries
A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, short and tall:
- The small one is “weighed” with a small amount of money - this can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets so that it is clearly visible.
- A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.
Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.
Congratulations to Little Salary
Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.
Congratulations to a Big Salary
Maybe I don’t look much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with my little sister we are... best gift, which will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this speech, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.
Mini-productions
Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.
It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.
Urgent medical examination
A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, and shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor: Allow me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After this he makes a short speech.
Doctor's speech
I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…
- Jubilee (last name, first name, patronymic).
- Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
- The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
- Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real “blood and milk”!
- The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - either jumps or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.
- The vital tone is completely versatile.
- Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
- Hearing is truly universal, which is very rare.
- The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
- Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. More often this occurs next to a working TV.
- The daily routine is mixed: walking, sitting, lying down.
- The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything you want and what you didn’t get.
Urgent telegram
A man with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache enters the hall. He portrays a well-known character - postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.
Telegram text
I dreamed of coming dot I couldn’t tour dot I cordially congratulate you dot I wish you hello dot I dream of being there dot yours Alla Pugacheva This sketch can be staged instead of the next toast. And in conclusion, a cool fairy tale scene awaits you about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc