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Sketch of congratulations on a man’s anniversary: “Arab sheikh on the anniversary”
Presenter: Good evening Dear guests! Today is an amazing evening, we have all gathered here with you to congratulate our dear, beloved and respected Vladimir Semyonovich on his wonderful anniversary. Today he turns 65 years old.
It has long been known that years are wealth, and age is a pedestal. Over your 65 years, you have accumulated many good deeds, intelligence, decency, conscience, have fun days, friends, family and much more. We would like to congratulate you all on your anniversary, honor and respect to you, dear Vladimir Semyonovich! We would like to wish you to relax, enjoy every minute of your life, and also pass on your experience and knowledge to your children and grandchildren.
And now we have a surprise for you, we hope you will definitely like it.
So, today a guest from the East came to your anniversary to congratulate you and give you a gift. We meet the Arab Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohamed bin Rashid Al Maktoum and his wives. (all guests stand up and greet the Arab sheikh with applause).
Arab sheikh: (speaking with an accent) Salam Alaikum, dear gentlemen! I came to you from the far east in order to congratulate one respected person! Whose birthday I understand is today! Dear hero of the day, I have arrived and congratulate you, my lord, on your anniversary. And I want to ask you a question: do you have any wives? (the hero of the day answers yes, there is and points to his wife and provides her). I'm very glad to meet you. And these are mine best wives(introduces his wives in a burqa): Aziza, Batul, Fatina. And I really do have some beauties! (The hero of the day nods his head).
Arab Sheikh: I have a gift ready for you in the name of Allah, look at this! Oriental music sounds and the wives of the Arab sheikh begin to dance a beautiful oriental dance.
Dear hero of the day, I am generous, you know. And I brought my wives with me as a gift, but I won’t give them all. Choose one wife, just be stricter with her, and next time I’ll bring another wife. Be the third wife. This is how wives should be disposed of. One wife crushes your legs; the other is to rub the back; the third is to dance.
The hero of the day: (answers that he already has a beloved wife and he doesn’t need more).
Arab sheikh: Oh, Allah, how dare you refuse my gift. You probably don't understand me.
It’s bad for them to dance for you, but come on dance again. (he orders his wives. The wives take off their burqa and begin to dance a belly dance, spinning around the hero of the day).
Hero of the day: (asks to give him all the wives).
Arab Sheikh: Everything is the will of Allah. If you want them all, take them! And give me your wife. (approaches the wife of the hero of the day and takes her with him and leaves the hall). (and the wives begin the following: one massages his back, the other kneads his legs, the third dances a belly dance).
One wife: what else do you want, my lord. (the hero of the day asks for any whim, they fulfill it. The hero of the day is satisfied, but suddenly 11 oriental children of different ages run out into the hall).
Another wife: Here is our master (addressing the hero of the day), now these are your children. And you must support us all. (all guests laugh).
Presenter: Vladimir Semyonovich, here is a gift for your anniversary.
Hero of the day: Please give me back my wife Nadenka. (Arab sheikh comes with Hope)
Arab sheikh: Mister hero of the day, return your wife to you, she doesn’t know how to dance. May you have four wives. Salam Alaikum, Alaikum Asalaam. (the Arab sheikh leaves and the hero of the day remains with four wives and 11 children).
Presenter: The hero of the day, well, all the gifts are now with you! (the hero of the day is surrounded by his wives and children). You are happy?
The hero of the day: (looks at all his wives) Sooooo!
Presenter: Vladimir Semyonovich, once again I congratulate you with all my heart on your anniversary. You are only 65, and you are surrounded by such a large number of relatives. I wish you happiness, love, much, much joy and goodness!
The scene ends, the Arab sheikh and his wives leave.
(Performed to the tune of ditties, in chorus or in turns wearing suits or shawls on their shoulders)
Finally got together
We are on Tanya's anniversary
Grab some salad for us
Don’t feel sorry for the tramp!
Congratulations on your anniversary
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts,
So that you always have health
And there were pennies!
Anniversary is a wonderful holiday
You can sing, make noise, dance,
And also a ringing ditty
Congratulations to the hero of the day!
At work Tanya first
And men like:
Busy, energetic
And, besides, she’s a beauty!
We also wish Tanya
That's how kind to be.
Fashionable, generous and cheerful,
To turn us all on!
And now the last piece of advice
To Tanya the beauty:
Love yourself more
So that men like it!
Tanya, dear friend,
And beautiful and slim,
Laughter, merry
And the kindest soul!
We wish the birthday girl -
To be healthy all year round,
And love your husband more deeply!
Oh! This gives me strength!!!
The bear stepped on my ear -
We'll still eat.
If we don't wet our throats -
We'll cry and leave / 2 times
Sounds 8. Indian Summer Festive.
The Sultan rides out on a “golden” horse, followed by his wives with a “golden” gift box containing a money carpet - change the guests’ clothes in advance and explain the essence of the room
Costumed congratulations to the Sultan and donation of a money carpet.
Presenter: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Khotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.
(The Sultan rides out, his wives help him get off his horse and take the horse away. The Sultan goes to Tatiana)
Sultan: Oh, most honorable one! (addresses Tatyana)
You are as beautiful as a newly blooming lotus flower (approaches Tatiana).
- Your hair shines like a river in lunar silver (touches).
- Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (throws his hands up to the sky).
- Your lips are the most tender of the roses that bloom in heaven (shakes his head).
- Gentle hands- like two streams flowing down a mountain and embracing everything in their path.
Sounds 9. Rework “If I were a Sultan” - The Sultan invites Tatiana to dance9. REMAKING IF I WERE A SULTAN.mp3
Sultan: (after the dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what do my older wives say?
Wives: Yes, sir, that’s exactly it.
Sultan: No matter how brightly the sun shines, it cannot obscure the light coming from you. Oh, Brightest!
Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!
Sultan: No matter how beautiful a flower blooming in the desert is, it is not more beautiful than you. Oh, Most Beautiful!
Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!
Sultan: No matter how welcome a sip of water in the desert may be, it is no more desirable than you. Oh, Most Desirable!
Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!
Sultan: Become the decoration of my harem, at least for one minute - Oh, Most Magnificent!!!
Wives: The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!!
Sultan: My wives spent three days and three nights weaving this carpet especially for you. (wives take out a carpet from money - do it in advance)
Wives: We weaved and weaved, and all the guests helped (they give a carpet)
A fiery oriental melody sounds - the harem dances, everyone joins - transition to a dance break.
Sounds 10. A.Rebecca. Oriental tales - in Turkish.
10. A. REBECCA. EASTERN TALES in Turkish..mp3
6. Comic “heartfelt” congratulations from male guests (To congratulate two or three men, distribute the words, dividing the text and saying who follows whom and give each a souvenir heart to give to the birthday girl, which they will give to the culprit at the end)
1. Amazing thing
How the hostess managed everything:
I put together a beautiful table,
I brought beauty!
2. Hairstyle, like in a parade.
And mystery in the look!
And look at the outfit:
This outfit is completely trash!
3. She is beautiful to everyone
And it becomes clear to us
That we all have problems!
Diverting from the topic,
I'll tell you a secret:
We fell in love, no doubt!
4. But reciprocity is impossible,
Our fate is hopeless!
5. So we’ll just congratulate
And practically without toast:
Happy birthday, dear,
You are always like family to us!
Sun: We give you our hearts
We give you sadness, shaking it off your face!
(each of the participants in the skit gives the birthday girl a heart-souvenir)
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SECOND Feast.
Presenter: And we continue to create miracles.
Tatyana, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very well.
Tatyana tears off a petal - A magical sound sounds + “And the artist in the portrait”
AND THE ARTIST ON THE CUFF.mp3
The words in the passage are:
It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff,
He painted my portrait"
Presenter: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist at heart. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and markers are passed from guest to guest)
Table entertainment. Portrait birthday girls.
(For this original congratulations which is held at the table, you need to stock up on a frame with a blank sheet of paper and multi-colored markers or felt-tip pens) 
Presenter: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively guide the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) Please draw in turn what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of their neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Let's start!
(A frame with a place for a future portrait and felt-tip pens are passed from guest to guest. It is important for the presenter to unobtrusively guide the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number)
(under number 1 - detail of the portrait for the first guest, under number 2 - for the second, etc., each draws his own and passes it on to the next. If there are more guests, you can offer to draw one detail in pairs)
1. Draw beautiful eyes for Irina:
Brown, crafty and funny (passed to neighbor)
2. Eyelashes shot up, right up to the eyebrows,
The look of these eyes has become more cheerful (passed to neighbor)
3. We draw a nose with a crooked comma....
Funny, looks like a funny question (passed to neighbor)
4. And there is a place for a smile in the portrait,
The most pleasant smile in the world (passed to neighbor)
5. Let’s add a little rosy color to the cheeks. (passed to neighbor)
6. We’ll decorate our ears with diamonds, of course. (passed to neighbor)
7. We will cover our head with a fashionable hairstyle,
So that Tatyana becomes like a queen... (passed to neighbor)
8. Then we draw beautiful body (passed to neighbor)
9. And hands that are skilled in any task (passed to neighbor)
10. Let’s draw Irina’s legs quickly,
Not just any, but slimmer ones (passed to neighbor)
11. Put your feet in fashionable shoes (passed to neighbor)
12. We will draw her a kind heart (passed to neighbor)
13. Also, let’s depict a riddle inside her
Feminine zest – the sweetest! (passed to neighbor)
15. We draw a dress, very glamorous,
Ruffled on top and openwork on bottom (passed to neighbor)
16. Still holding a crocodile handbag (passed to neighbor)
17. She has a cosmetic bag and a fashionable mobile phone. (passed to neighbor)
18. Another card with a bank account,
In which there are zeros, well, simply, without taking into account (passed to neighbor)
19. Draw a cool car next to Ira (passed to neighbor)
20. And a dacha by the sea, well, very big (passed to neighbor)
21. Still close to home convenient garage (passed to neighbor)
22. And for travel ready luggage! (passed to neighbor)
23. At the top we’ll write: “Happy Birthday!” (passed to neighbor)
24. And we will not regret good wishes! (passed to neighbor)
25. Let's draw flowers and fireworks in the corner! (passed to neighbor)
26. Let’s hand over the portrait and Irina with a kiss!
(They present a portrait as a gift, offer to take a photograph with the portrait)
Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, whoever finds the most will have a toast!
Sounds 11. Basque. It's your birthday.
11. BASKOV. YOUR BIRTHDAY.mp3
Presenter: Our Tsvetik-Semitsvetik loses one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of our birthday girl’s life is woven more brightly, it has many colors, light and not so light, but in any situation Tatyana is full of optimism, apparently, that’s why our holiday is it's so easy and fun.
It’s not for nothing that the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and only help the strong, and...only cheer up the cheerful, we would add. And the line for one of the most cheerful flowers in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Tatiana, take it off.
Original congratulations. What could be more valuable than friendship?
Tatyana tears off a petal - Magic sound sounds + “I’ll get into a convertible”
AND I WILL SIT IN A CONVERTIBLE.mp3
The words in the passage are:
"And I'll get into a convertible
And I’ll go somewhere...”
Presenter: The convertible will probably be served later, but for now I suggest everyone get out and go on a trip with Irina “in a big car.” hot-air balloon»!
(Relatives take out office chair- a gift for the birthday girl, with a large bunch attached to it gel balls all the colors of the rainbow. Irina is invited to sit in it, and is rolled around the hall to the applause of the guests. Such a congratulation can be organized without giving a chair as a gift, simply by renting it for 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)
Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big hot air balloon
12. TREE. ON A BIG BALLON.mp3
To make this moment more meaningful and touching by continuing it with such a ritual.
13. Krutoy sounds quietly in the background. When I close my eyes.
13. COOL. WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES.mp3
Presenter: (speaks over music) Tatyana, today you took a flight on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what the life ahead of you awaits. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from above and shout “Life is beautiful!” There are other reliable ways - your friends. I'll ask my friends to come out here. Show your friend the earth...from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina into their arms and circle around the hall) and may this flight be remarkable, first of all, because it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported and will be supported throughout your life by your friends and family: enjoy their faithful friendship! Now get down on the ground (friends lower the birthday girl) and hug them for being there, for lending a shoulder in difficult times, and for always sincerely rejoicing at your successes. Never forget this flight and your friends!
14. Pugacheva sounds. One hundred friends.
14. PUGACHEV. HUNDRED FRIENDS.mp3
dance break
THIRD Feast.
Presenter: We danced well - it’s time to fulfill another dream of the birthday girl and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.
Tatyana tears off a red petal - a magical sound sounds + “Everything will come true”
EVERYTHING WILL COME TRUE.mp3
The words in the passage are:
“The birds sing to me as a salute to spring….
It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again...”
Presenter: It’s never too late to fall in love, and spring is for this best time year, why don’t we really arrange a salute to Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, whether we are wizards or not? And we don’t need store-bought fireworks for this – we’ll do everything ourselves.
Comic gift giving.
Characters:
Sultan
Servant
Translator
The servant brings out the carpet, on which the Sultan sits cross-legged. Nearby, a servant places a bag with “gifts” and stands behind him with a fan. Both are in oriental costumes: trousers, a turban, the sultan is in luxurious slippers without backs, the servant is barefoot. The text is written on scrolls, which the Sultan unrolls and reads in turn. An interpreter stands nearby.
Sultan.
Oh, kardybaltyk, mudrybaltyk, haldy-muldy, soldy-mola surdy Khanume (name of the birthday girl).
Translator.
Oh, the brightest of the brightest, the wisest of the wisest on earth, the happiest of the happiest, hero of the day, our beautiful (Name).
Sultan.
East Kerdy, Berdyak Verdy Sever Keldy and also Verdy Bopeni 55 years old.
Translator.
All the people under my control are neighbors and Far East Congratulations, most beautiful, on your 55th birthday!
Sultan.
Beaucourdon beki, mendo perlo cordon blvd.
Translator.
Oh, Most Serene One, the Holy Scriptures say...
Sultan.
And bondon huldy mekmone kundy mene mozhur berdine ive (Name) Beldy Holds (surname).
Translator.
And the time will come, and a daughter will be born on earth to a mother, and she will be named (Name), by father (surname).
Sultan.
Bokurdam aek mere da berdy humpty-dumpty Vostok dor zoltor beldy-kerdy (Name settlement) and berds merda.
Translator.
After for long years in her youth and ordeal she learned from the peoples of the East about the golden valley (name of locality), where he remains to this day.
Sultan.
Allah head pikhuldy and berdon-yuondon banduron-al teanar Fakir-zade.
Translator.
And Allah gave her a wise head, golden hands and the gift of great fakirs.
Sultan.
Goldy Allah Kolmnedir from Kolmandar. Karbaltykh, murbaltykh (Name Patronymic name) Otvandy keel, dream easy canoe. Yes sub baydar Kurda-murdy-burda-bashi-baklushi (children's names).
Translator.
And Allah sent her children (names) smart, beautiful, who don’t forget about her.
Sultan.
Oh yes der, judor Allah. Oh yes for, judor berd honey. Palda beliard.
Translator.
May the mercy of Allah descend upon you. May your days continue in happiness and joy. May all your cherry wishes come true. Don't let worms eat away the plants in your garden.
Sultan.
Soltana Tosku-beat with laughter sheltenda berd Verda. Pendy Whopper and Sholkundy Vostok.
Translator.
Sultan Tosku-bey with laughter sends you, most beautiful one, his respect and presents you with the gifts of the East, near and far.
Sultan.
Blotrek "Service" femen fermandy Ethiopian motherfucker.
Translator.
Kitchen set "Service".
Headsets are in fashion now,
Now people say,
Gives to the Ethiopian mother,
Never take it off.
The servant takes an apron from the bag and presents it to the birthday girl.
Sultan.
Voperda bolda "Birch" pon ass nafnuz for.
Translator.
The “Beryozka” fireplace, where you can relax and warm up, will look good together.
The servant gives a log of wood with a bow.
Sultan.
My to holes-chainar lyamur-menzdy almor India.
Translator.
Cosmetic set "Moidodyr".
For your husband to recognize you
He let me get close to him,
Indian company "Almor"
Sends his set.
The birthday girl is given soap, toothpaste, brush.
Sultan.
I'm going to give the leg a jumper. The sun for ku-tsy-bye-syuka. Verdy Gortsyuk.
Translator.
Electric heating pad "Sunny Bunny".
So that your legs don't hurt,
We barely walked
So that your back is straight,
Company "Kuny-maka-shuku"
I sent you this thing.
The servant takes out a package of mustard plasters and hands it to the birthday girl.
Sultan.
"Firefly" Czech blotrich boper femet murdy.
Translator.
Chandelier "Firefly".
Czech glass chandelier
Prague sent it to you.
A large candle is presented.
Sultan.
Nudgus-sare, noju-bendirs, Allah Femeni "Eureka".
Translator.
Computer "Eureka".
So now you have expenses
Didn't exceed income
Sends melancholy to the machine,
Accuracy in calculations awaits.
The birthday girl receives a notepad and pencil.
Sultan.
Oh, sherahon Tosku-laugh-bey al-zade almojore kilmojore berds berds boper (Name).
Translator.
And now Sultan Tosku-bey with laughter asks all honorable guests to taste overseas wine for the health of the hero of the day, the most beautiful (Name).
Characters: presenter, stargazer, oriental dance performer.
(The hall is decorated in oriental style (fruits, organza, oriental lanterns, pillows).
On the wall- a comic collage of photographs of the wife of the hero of the day in various years and in various images.
The collage is called “My Favorite Harem”. The presenter comes out to the sounds of A. Ukupnik’s song “Petrukha.”)
Leading: Good evening friends! I welcome you to today’s celebration, which I am pleased to begin with poetic lines:
Abode of wisdom and sun,
A sprout of great antiquity!
His mysteries are endless -
I invite everyone to the east!
Dear guests! Today we have a chance to experience the whole flavor of the East, namely: take a trip to the famous oriental bazaar, smell the aromas of various spices, taste exotic fruits, see the original dance of an oriental beauty, meet the famous Baghdad stargazer and much more! This wonderful gift of fate - to attend a real holiday of Eastern life - became possible thanks to the hero of the day, respected... (the patronymic name of the hero of the day).
And it is to him that I dedicate the first ancient oriental toast: Once upon a time to the padishah, who became famous for his good deeds, the wizard came and brought him three priceless gifts. He told him: “My first gift is health! May you be strong and not subject to illness. My second gift is oblivion of fears, sorrows and troubles. Cleanse your soul from these burdens! And the third gift is the gift of intuition, which will tell you in life the right move." Let us wish our hero of the day these three gifts: health, oblivion of sorrows and intuition that would lead him through life in a happy way! (Short pause.) Host: Friends! In the previous wise oriental toast, we wished the birthday boy to have three priceless gifts in life: health, oblivion of sorrows and intuition. Now let’s ask him to accept three equally valuable gifts purchased at a real oriental bazaar. All three items symbolize wealth, which is also very necessary in our lives!
(Three assistants in oriental costumes carry out souvenirs on beautiful trays, which are presented to the hero of the day with brief explanations for them.)
1. A three-legged toad with a coin in its mouth is a very popular oriental symbol. good luck. The coin in the mouth represents gold. The easiest way to activate money energy is to place one toad in each room of the house or put it on office desk. The main thing is to make sure that the toad is sitting with its back to the door, as if it had just jumped into your house.
2. Money Tree- the most common symbol of wealth. An old oriental legend tells about it: when a tree is shaken, gold coins, like drops of rain, fall to the ground. We hope that the rain of these coins will literally flood your home. But be careful - don't drown!
3. Oranges and tangerines in a beautiful vase - in the east they symbolize gold and successful business. Let a vase with these fruits decorate your home at any time of the year!
Leading: Once in an eastern caravanserai, I overheard beautiful words of wisdom that I want to pronounce today in this hall: trees with deep roots have lush foliage. You, of course, guessed that we are talking about the inextricable connection between children and their parents. We bow deeply to the respected... (patronymic name of the parents of the hero of the day) for their love and patience! After all, they gave the world such a wonderful son! (Congratulations to the parents of the hero of the day.) (Short musical pause.)
The chorus of the song “Eastern Tales” performed by the group “Brilliant” sounds.
Leading: It is known that the East is full of secrets and mysteries. Perhaps the most mysterious and charismatic eastern personalities are magicians and soothsayers. Meet one of them - the keeper of great secrets, an expert on human destinies, a sage and astrologer from Baghdad, Huseyn Guslia!
The stargazer comes out with a turban on his head, a small book bound in velvet in his hands, and a bag of coffee beans on his wrist.
Astrologer: Oh, most respected ones! I greet you all and especially the noble man who has gathered such a large number of friends! I believe that prosperity and happy summers await everyone present! Let me arrange a short exam on your knowledge of the most ancient eastern science - astrology. So, my friends, pay attention! Zodiac horoscope divides the year into twelve signs, which are the focus of my questions:
1. Which zodiac sign bears the royal title? (A lion)
2. What sign can whistle on the mountain? (Cancer)
3. Which sign is like itself like two peas in a pod? (Twins)
4. What sign can lead to flooding? (Aquarius)
5. Which sign has sharp horns? (Capricorn)
6. Which sign can accurately hit the target? (Sagittarius)
7. What sign is the husband of a gentle lamb? (Aries)
8. Which sign is the most feminine? (Virgo)
9. Which sign is considered the most stubborn? (Calf)
10. What sign would a woman never agree to stand on in the presence of a man? (Scales)
11. What sign does a poisonous sting have? (Scorpion)
12. What sign does every angler dream of? (Fish)
Astrologer: I am convinced that you are well versed in the doctrine of stars, planets and their combination, but the exam is not over yet! The real magical oriental talisman will be received by the one who names:
- the zodiac sign under which the hero of the day was born;
- a symbol of the year when the birthday boy was born.
The astrologer gives beads and beans to guests who answer these questions correctly. Beans are considered a love talisman in the east, as well as a strong amulet. To make beads, you need to soak the beans in water, string them on a thin fishing line and let them dry. As a farewell, the astrologer offers to tell fortunes to the hero of the day in the ancient oriental way - using coffee beans.
Fortune telling on coffee beans
The astrologer takes 6 coffee beans from his bag and gives them to the hero of the day.
The birthday boy, to the accompaniment of a calm oriental melody, pouring beans from hand to hand, should imagine how the coffee seeds are saturated with his energy. Then he needs to bring his palms to his forehead, close his eyes and concentrate on the exciting problem. After this, the fortuneteller throws the grains on the table, and the astrologer counts how many of them fell upside down and reads out the prediction: when solving a problem that worries you, you will discover a lot of new and useful things. In the meantime, open a bottle of wine and don’t think about anything!
The astrologer says goodbye and leaves. The first verse and chorus of the song “Harem” performed by Irina Allegrova sounds.
Leading: Is it possible to imagine the East without beautiful brown-eyed beauties;
without the magical ringing of monist, sparkling beads, flowing chiffon and silk, delicate velvet;
without the glitter of jewelry and the charm of music, turning every woman into a fairy-tale goddess.
Our holiday will not be complete without fiery oriental dance. Meet Jamila - a beautiful representative of the East!
Music sounds and a dancer performs a dance. At the end of her speech, Jamila silently leaves a mysterious package on the table and disappears.
Leading: Such beautiful women live in the East! Let's see what's inside the package.
The presenter takes out a hookah and an old parchment with an inscription from the package.
Leading(unfolding the parchment): This is an appeal from everyone oriental women to our anniversary!
Is reading:
Padishah of the Persian fairy tale!
We ask for mercy.
And from all eastern women,
We present you with a hookah as a gift!
Let them immediately appear in your dreams
Sensual concubines moan.
And the hookah smoke will give
Sleep and sweet languor.
All of us, women of the East,
We would be happy to join you in your harem
Night, moon, hookah and you -
There is no better reward in life!
Signatures: Gyulchatay, Zukhra, Zarina, Guzel, Saida, Hafiza, Leila, Zulfiya and then 18 more female names.
Leading(passing the hookah to the hero of the day): Unfortunately, we have to disappoint these 26 lovely women - they have no chance of getting into the harem of the hero of the day! All harem places are occupied by the only and beloved wife... (wife's middle name). Living with her was sometimes difficult, but happy years, and the wife always, in one person, perfectly coped with the responsibilities of wife, mistress, mother, and keeper of the hearth.
(The presenter draws the guests’ attention to a comic collage of photographs of his wife).
It is no coincidence that the hero of the day, calling this collage “My Favorite Harem,” awarded his wife the highest title - his beloved and only wife!
(Congratulations to the wife of the hero of the day.)
Leading: I'll tell you a secret: maintaining a harem - not an easy task! In the East they tell the following story: the Sultan’s harem was located five kilometers from the palace. Every day the Sultan sent his servant to fetch the girl. The Sultan lived to be a hundred years old, and the servant died at thirty. Moral: It’s not women who kill men, it’s running after them! To be ready to conquer many women, you need to have excellent health and a trained body. I invite men to be the owners of a harem and try to win the hearts of the ladies present here! The presenter selects two men from among the guests to participate in the competition, and the third participant becomes the hero of the day.
HULA-HOOP IN EASTERN STYLE
(Competition for men)
Three participants - candidates for sultan - are given hula hoops and fans.
The one who can spin the hoop around his waist for the longest time, while fanning himself with a fan, wins the competition and gets the right to take a souvenir photo among the beautiful inhabitants of the “harem”, that is, simultaneously with all the women present at the celebration.
During the competition, ladies are encouraged to cheer loudly for the potential sultans. The presenter sums up the results so that the winner is the hero of the day. Even if the birthday boy failed to complete the task, we can declare that the support of his fans was the most active. The birthday boy and the ladies present at the celebration pose for the photographer.
Leading: Eastern wisdom says: “The tongue is one, the ear is two; say it once, twice - listen! Especially for the winner of the competition, our dear hero of the day... (first name)
Everyone’s favorite song from the film “Prisoner of the Caucasus” is performed. The song “If I were a Sultan” sounds, then there is a dance break.
Leading: You cannot ignore the famous oriental cuisine, which has recipes for thousands of delicious dishes that can surprise even the most sophisticated gourmet. It is known that in the East, many spices are used when preparing dishes. The prize will be given to the one who names the most expensive spice in the world. (Answer: Saffron is the most expensive spice and is valued more than gold, because the process of its production is very labor-intensive.)
The prize for the correct answer is a set of spices.
Leading: I announce a women's competition for the best connoisseur of oriental sweets! Why female? Because they are the ones with the biggest sweet tooth.
EASTERN SWEETS
(Contest)
The competition involves three women who take turns pronouncing the names of oriental sweets. If the word is not named, the participant is eliminated. Possible options answers: baklava, shaker, kurabiye, churchkhela, candied fruits, Turkish delight, kozinaki, badam, nougat, halva, sherbet, grilled cakes, marshmallows, marshmallows, marmalade. The winner receives a set of oriental delicacies.
Leading: In the East they say this: you can lead a camel to water, but you cannot force it to drink. Men, it's time to test the truth of these words!
EASTERN TALE
Three participants (men) distribute roles among themselves: the first neighbor, the second neighbor and the nickel. The presenter reads the text, and when their role is mentioned, the players drink a glass of vodka.
Fairy tale: One day two neighbors went to the market to sell wine. Along the way, the neighbors sat down to rest and have a snack.
“It would be nice to have a glass of wine now,” the first neighbor sighed.
- I agree, but we are bringing wine to sell, and not a drop should be wasted! - the second neighbor reasoned.
Then the first neighbor searched his pockets, found a copper coin and said to the second neighbor:
- Pour me a nickel worth of wine.
The second neighbor poured him one glass, then returned the same nickel and asked the first neighbor: - Now you pour it for me.
So this nickel passed from hand to hand until the wineskins were empty, and both neighbors snored, drunk and happy with the trade.
So let's drink to a successful deal!
The game participants and spectators drink.
Leading: This is such an instructive tale! Our “camels” didn’t want to drink, but we had to! Now let's give them a sobriety test. To identify the most sober, I ask the participants in the game to take turns loudly and clearly pronounce the following simple phrase: the concept of social stratification. The men try to complete the task, the presenter announces the name of “The Most Sober” and invites him to move to the opposite category, that is, drink a large glass of vodka.
If the player agrees (drinking is not necessary), then he is awarded the second honorary title “The Bravest”.
Leading: Friends! And now I propose a test of collective intelligence! You have to correctly solve the riddle with an oriental twist. I will read the text and ask a question, and at the right moment you will give me the correct answer in unison.
EASTERN MYSTERY - GIVEAWAY
Behind the carved lattice of the garden,
Among the eastern greenery,
Three tired travelers
They walked peacefully on a moonless night.
The first one said: “Where is she?
The light of my eyes is the moon!”
The second one answered in the darkness:
“May Allah help us!”
Well, the third did this: Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyore!
It was an old donkey!
Suddenly broke through from behind the clouds
Bright, full, lunar circle.
The first one cried out:
"Here she is! The light of my eyes is the moon!”
With gratitude in your eyes:
The second said: “Oh, Allah!” (To the audience)
Attention! In chorus of the third man, tell me the words!
Guests' response: Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyore!
Leading: Now everyone, quickly grab your ears. (Pause) Is everything okay? Has anyone's ears gotten bigger? And then you screamed so naturally... It was, of course, a joke. And now I will make a serious oriental toast and ask everyone present to support me! In the East they think like this: if you want to be happy for one day, get drunk, if you want to be happy for one week, get sick, if you want to be happy for one month, get married, and if you want to be happy all your life, be healthy! Let's raise a glass to the health of the hero of the day!
TOAST
Congratulations to the guests, musical pause. During a musical break, the host stops the music and offers to listen to an instructive oriental story.
Leading: A fool saw a watermelon at the market and asked:
- What it is?
“A donkey egg,” they answered him.
He chose the largest watermelon, put it under his arm and went home. On the way, he dropped a watermelon, and it rolled downhill, hit a stone and cracked. And then a hare jumped out of the bushes and ran away.
- Oh, what a quick donkey hatched, and I missed him! - the fool regretted.
At this point I should have said: let’s drink to the fools, without whom it would be boring to live in the world! However, I prepared a surprise and changed the ending of this story: so let's taste this ripe, fragrant watermelon, and I hope that no one in this room expects that a donkey will hatch from it.
Helpers bring out the watermelon and treat the guests. The musical pause continues. Host: The East has given humanity many very useful inventions. I ask you to raise your hands of those who have an “A” or “B” in history on their matriculation certificate. The guests raise their hands. The presenter invites them to go on stage and holds the “Great Inventions of the East” competition.
GREAT INVENTIONS OF THE EAST
(Team competition)
Three teams of 2-3 people each participate.
Each team is given three items:
- Calendar, sheet of paper, pack of tea;
- Chess piece, silk scarf, bag of rice;
- Compass, chopsticks, paper figurine (origami).
The team's task is to conduct historical research in 1 minute and determine in which country each item was invented.
(Correct answers: calendar - Egypt; chess - India; art of origami - Japan; paper, tea, compass, silk, rice, daddies - China.)
The team that gives the most accurate answers gets the right to keep the items as prizes.
Leading: Friends! I suggest you take a look at the eastern Antiquities Shop, where among coins, weapons, dishes, clothing, household items and other antiques you can find truly ancient and mysterious objects. An example of such an unusual acquisition can be this vessel.
The presenter demonstrates a bottle of five-star Armenian cognac, made in the form of an amphora.
Leading: Giving this mysterious vessel as a gift for our birthday boy, the seller of the Antiquities Shop told me the following story:
The ancient vessel was raised
From the waves of the mysterious sea.
And in it is a gray-haired magic gin
Languishing in centuries-old captivity!
P.S. At the bottom the vessel was covered with mud,
And the genie was pretty bored.
He was waiting for the cork to open,
And even a little wild...
Break the seal of times quickly,
Five stars is like five centuries.
And instantly free the genie
You are from the shackles that bind!
Just make a wish -
And he will fulfill it at the same moment!
After all, the famous school of magicians
He was a capable student.
So that gin mothballs spirit
Didn't it seem too gloomy to you?
I just flavored it slightly -
Infusing the bottle with a spirit... cognac.
Leading(handing over the bottle to the hero of the day): Handing over this magical vessel, I want to remind you of the well-known Eastern wisdom: make your wishes with caution, because they can come true.
If the hero of the day offers to immediately open the bottle, its contents are poured out to those who wish, and the one whose glass is filled last is considered the genie. He is obliged to fulfill any wish of the birthday boy.
Leading: Friends! Of course, you know from school curriculum, that the word East is closely associated with such a term as the Great Silk Road. This caravan trade route was the longest and played the role of a connecting link between countries of different civilizations. I propose to repeat this complex route right in our hall and deliver some goods to their destination. I will need the help of two men who will play the role of caravan guards.
The leader selects assistants and forms their “caravans” - two teams of 4-5 people.
THE GREAT SILK ROAD
(Team game)
Team members line up one after another, the caravan leader is in front of everyone. Then all the right legs are tied together, and all the left legs are tied together in the same way. On the starting line lie various items(there shouldn’t be many of them, otherwise the game will drag on), which the “caravan” needs to deliver to its destination - to the finish line.
To prevent the “caravan” from moving back empty, objects are also placed on the finish line. To the sounds of the song “Uchkuduk” performed by the group “Yalla”, the teams begin to move, led by the caravan leaders.
The team that moves all the items first wins.
The game can be complicated by laying a strip of wallpaper from start to finish, then the participants will need to move strictly along this “caravan route”, without going beyond its limits. Players on the winning team receive toy compasses as prizes.
Leading: In the East there is a wonderful way to preserve age. Those days spent with guests do not count. I propose a toast to you, dear guests, because today, without knowing it, you extended the life of our hero of the day! (Dance program.)
The scenario is designed for a woman’s birthday (anniversary). Congratulations can be heard both during an evening in a restaurant and at home. IN this scenario rulers present birthday greetings different eras, states and even galaxies. It’s worth taking care of the appropriate “outfits” in advance, as well as gifts.
Presenter: Our dear Woman (instead of the word woman, according to the script, the name of the birthday girl is written)! Today is a special day - the day of your honor and praise. Today, rulers from different states, galaxies, and even from various eras of world history have come to visit us. Accept their congratulations and gifts! And the first to cross the threshold of this hall is Tsar Ivan Vasilyevich the Terrible!
(Music sounds - languid and majestic, befitting the era Tsarist Russia. The “king” enters. Mandatory attire - scepter, orb, hat and caftan. Gifts are an element of the wardrobe that the birthday girl has long dreamed of, for example a fur coat, jacket, boots, etc. All the words of the “king” are written on the appropriate parchment in the handwriting characteristic of that time).
Tsar: “I am the great Tsar and Prince of All Rus' John Vasilyevich on this day, I congratulate you, Princess Woman, on your holiday - your birthday. I wish you good health, to shine with beauty and outshine all the servants sitting here, to have obedient children, and a hard-working man. Accept, princess, a gift from the royal shoulder!
He gives a gift and leaves.
Presenter: And now the ruler of the East has come to us - the sensitive and incomparable Sultan!
(Oriental music sounds. The “Sultan” enters. It is better for the birthday girl’s husband to congratulate the Sultan. The outfit is a turban, light trousers - bloomers, a colorful shirt. Gifts - flowers, a chest with a huge number of 10-kopeck coins, since they are most similar for gold, a box of chocolates in the shape of a heart. In advance you need to find the music for the song “If I were a Sultan”)
The Sultan sings the song:
If I were a sultan,
I wish I had a palace
And in my palace
There would be a hundred rings.
It would be better then
Chose for you -
Gold b, pearls
I would give it!
Chorus (2 times):
Not too bad
Congratulations to you
Much better -
Give gifts!
If I were a sultan,
I would be rich
I would give it to you
There's a whole garden of flowers!
But since I'm a husband,
That's all,
I will give you happiness and love!
Chorus (2 times).
Gifts are given according to the appropriate words. Having performed the song, the Sultan kisses the hero of the occasion and leaves!
Presenter: Rumors about your birthday have reached even the galactically distant planets of our Universe. The Lord of the planet Alpha - Centauri - Gorfield has come to congratulate you.
(Electronic music sounds better than the band “Space”. An alien enters. It’s worth taking care of an alien costume in advance; if you couldn’t find one, make a green face mask yourself and throw on a shiny cloak. Gifts - a set of CDs with the birthday girl’s favorite music or films ).
Alien (burrs like an alien): Oh, Woman! You are like a representative human race would be uniquely suited for our experiments due to her excellent intelligence, fortitude and energy. But just because today is such a holiday and because your heart is bright, your soul is kind, and your eyes glow with warmth, we will not touch you. Accept gifts from our planet. Here you will find all the information that is selected according to your tastes and style!
Gives a gift. Leaves.
Presenter: But not only from the far corners of the Universe, but also from the far corners of the planet, representatives of different nations. The leader of the African tribe Chingachkuk also came to us today! Meet!
(African motifs sound. The “leader” enters. You can also make a mask or put a black stocking on your head. Put leaves on your belt. Gifts - a figurine, money from Feng Shui, a “singing wind” - an accessory that is hung above the door and which rings when someone comes in. It’s worth taking care of the soundtrack for the song “Chunga-Changa” in advance).
The leader sings a song:
Chunga-changa, I give you
Chunga-changa, breeze in hand,
Chunga-changa, and tatem also,
May he give happiness and warmth!
Chorus (2 times):
Congratulations to Chunga-chang,
Chunga-changa and I wish,
I wish you happiness, joy,
Chunga-changa!
Chunga-changa, I give you
Chunga-changa, a couple of coins,
May they bring good luck
And let peace, peace reign around!
Chorus (2 times)
Presents gifts to the corresponding words in the song. Leaves.
Presenter: And our galaxy of congratulations ends with the Supreme God of Olympus himself - Zeus!
(Music from the “sounds of nature” series is playing. Zeus enters, wrapped in a sheet instead of a robe, with a laurel wreath on his head. Gifts - an exclusive bottle of wine, cognac or other alcoholic drink.)
Zeus: I, as the God of Olympus, not only address great and loud words of congratulations in your honor, but also consider it an honor to present you with a cup of wine, which is not only tasted on Olympus, but has also been tasted by representatives of the highest castes of the human race. Taste it - purify your thoughts, strive for obedience, be beautiful and healthy! All the most majestic and impetuous!
Gives a gift. Leaves.
Presenter: For the words of the most prominent representatives nations, powers, galaxies need to drink and eat. Let's continue the fun and celebration!